#farker

[hooved]

list of names i've thought of completely out of nowhere (mostly while stoned) that i've been compiling in a text document for the past few years: - Joe Ballsack - Cruncho Marx - Shit-ass Jones - Scrotimus Prime - Hans Suckman - Bryce Krispy - Luke Warm - DJ G-Spot - Bobby E-mail - Tits Buckley - Dick Flunt - Hoe Malone - Pussy Clitzgerald - Dwomp Bibbler - Brian Damage - Beef Salad - Kitsch Flamingo - Alfonzo Garbanzo - Spruce Bingsteen - Scunt Bunkula - Chark Farker

[houseofkatz]

Guys here is my trait update schedule

BPD trait because you guys love it so muchhhh 🥺🥺 coming soon TBD

Now if you have pearls you might wanna clutch them for this trait

Monster farker trait cuzzz well I'm a huge kinky adult and wanna bring back some adult mods

Coming Valentine's Day 💘 cuz I'm thirsty for it

Social interactions with Siren Mod coming on the 20th of January 😄 thank you all who has enjoyed it!

Agoraphobia trait coming back TBD

Metal head gf coming back TBD

Sorry there are a lot of TBDs I'm a full time spicy worker and that takes a lot of my time and energy

But I wanna come back with a bang

Bimbo trait coming soon as well

I wanna make traits that make ya mama blush and a sinner happy 😊

Also I forgot the thing to upload Sims to you guys so one moment while I figure that out 💗

And lastly TW I'm uploading a sex worker trait for us who work in the business to complement nisa ks work and wicked whims I have 6 years of experience in this industry and I'd like to share some of it in the game

If that offends you I understand but this is my page and I'm about bringing awareness to situations through gameplay..

I hope you guys enjoy my content and the stuff I have on deck

In plumbob we trust 💋

Sara

[papapupi]

Feter Farker?

[shinisenko]

Fark is setting up a betting pool of "Who will you be surprised (but not THAT surprised) is on the list! The thread outted a bunch of Farkers that think there are innocents on the list. Figured Tumblr might want in on the betting pool or on adding users to their block list...

[crystalbrain7]

crystalbrain-web spider 1/1 NFT on OpenSea

ok so this is some real motherfucking shit dropped down from god's asshole like an asteroid of feces.

it says "web" and it could be construed as a web, i guess. but its motherfuckin' got a spideer on it! yes, spideers are par for the course for crack-smoking interdimensional reaganites. i mean every time we'd see one at the white house reagan would push a button and dudes would come up with these fuckin hoses full of bug killer yeah? and then we'd get to see a spideer die a horrible death. whut are my cocksucking, cunt-kicking thoughts on green spiders? i say those motherfuckers are radioactive and i don't want them uraniuming up my shit, capeche? even if u bring in some plutonium-proof suit or some shit near me just keep the motherfuckin green spider away from me, do u understand?

i haven't even addressed the question of "why" there's a green spideer there, what the punctuation marks are doing on it, and what the fuck the point of this all is. i guess the point is that green spideers are kind of like pop culture, and they can grow on u liek a cancerous tumor. see we get in ur head with pop culture, we're not jacking off or joking that we've got lotsa shit we need to control ur minds with, and that's our green spidierman. peter farker, spidier man.

see, back in the the 1980s we had a bunch of shit we could use to get people to be cool with us doing things. we had tv, radio, the music industry, the media. they pumped out this notion of some super-dude called a superman or some shit and it was cool like a college campus in antarctica. but then some people didn't liek this superman, and that is what we need teh motherfucking green spidiers for: to hunt these people down and turn them into peter farkers to our cause of money-making.

[spiderman616]

why were they making that beter farker character so faggy with it though????? much to ponder.....

[nitro-nova]

my name is feter farker. i was your average adult american white nerd mama's boy. i was bitten by a radioactive mole while on a student field trip. i'll never forget the day i got my powers, the day my uncle den said "wit gr8 power comes gr8 responsibles :3"

*wake up after the mole bite*

*my glasses don't work*

*my vision doesn't work either, it just sucks more ass*

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

[goalhofer]

2023-24 Manitoba Moose Players With 1st Letter Of Names Reversed

Byrel Tauer

Byatt Wongiovanni

Cyle Kapobianco

Cikita Nhibrikov

Dollin Celia

Farker Pord

Jick Nones

Krtemi Aniazev

Lrad Bambert

Lhaz Cucius

Limon Sundmark

Meff Jalott

Nenri Hikkanen

Oimmy Jligny

Rristian Keichel

Sshton Aautner

Sean Dtewart

S.J. Cuess

Taniel Dorgersson

Teff Jruchon-Viel

Zanny Dhilkin

[puddox]

"It farkers as a munction of...]"

I do spoonerisms or other similar corruptions a lot when I'm reading aloud so I'm making a post to keep track of them. Will reblog with more when i say them maybe

"Felse oundwhere"

"It has three numbulars: singger, dual, and plural"

"Nitly feat"

[dijon-pijon]

Our beautiful boy #björn @orionreber #italiangreyhound #weirddog #farking #farker #bjorntheitaliangreyhound #bjornironside (at Asheville, North Carolina)

[farketta-blog]

Cuando Fargan mata a Poker para salvar a Vege [ZOOM DRAMÁTICO] x

[edithuwu]

Hay que lindo comiendo los niños esto me recuerda a un cenando .... Pero aaaa no se es diferente

[obsessed-mosquito]

A re-enactment of what I saw:

Sane people: Natlan skin tones should be farker

Reels comments: it’s just skin tone, it doesn’t matter you weirdo

Sane people: *makes mods and fan art of the Natlan characters with darker skin*

Reels comments: NO NO NO YOU’RE BLACKWASHING YOU CAN’T DO THAT THIS IS EVIL THEY WERE MADE WHITE SO THEY STAY WHITE I NEED MY PAPER WHITE CHATACTERS

Sane people: but you said…

I thought…

I thought the genshin community unanimously agreed that Natlan needs darker skin tones…

[q-zaf]

¿¡Por qué no veo a nadie shippeando a Fargan y a Poker!? De verdad no lo entiendo!!!!!!! Se están perdiendo de algo muy hermoso!!!

Farker es real 💙💙

Lean mis palabras, este ship tiene futuro 

[poridge]

I want to take my love to the farmers market

[fashion-forward-49]

As much as I wish it was spring, I can’t lie some of these winter looks make me wanna keep winter around for a while

-credit to the owners!