#fat king

[devilmaychub]

The fat King has returned to his kingdom 🧜‍♂️

[lovertm]

photographer: transnormativity // models: j.cagz (she/they/siya), tragic_babe (they/them), & bearimy_bros (he/they)

[slitherpunk]

the people who name new dog breeds must be having some sort of laugh

[yourleftpinkytoe-blog]

Post-canon Andreil my beloved ❤️

[faefeedee]

177lbs → 187lbs

fun little game of spot where the last 10lbs went

[moontrader-arts]

Andrew prepare for St. Valentine dinner (of course he hates his boyfriend)

Talk with me about your headcanons for andreil’s interior design

[xxxbabyinatrenchcoatxxx]

It just dawned on me that Bark Bark von Barkenstein exists in the AFTG universe BEFORE Sir Fat Cat McCatterson and King Fluffikins.

Now, I refuse to believe that Andrew and Neil did not get their inspiration from a cardboard cut out of a dog.

I am just imagining that Andriel 'meet' Bark Bark and think it's just so funny, and it's like a little inside joke for years until they find their two dumpster kittens and name them appropriately.

[crows-and-crumbs]

An (almost) no touch night, where they still make it work because the world didn’t end when they were in college

Feat. King Fluffkins and Sir Fat Cat McCatson

[moments-au-crayon22]

Cuddles with the cats 🐱

[palmettoshenanigans]

Every writer who gives - between Sir and King - one a "Neil" disposition and one an "Andrew" disposition, and then making the "Neil" cat prefer Andrew and the "Andrew" cat prefer Neil - you're all geniuses

[overfed-prince]

Thinking about the concept of fat = wealth again... It's such a fun idea.

The prince is constantly getting fed by royal advisor to represent the kingdoms wealth properly... Guests bring the prince exotic fattening treats to propitiate his temper. Some people of the court try to copy his lifestyle, but he is by far the fattest prince far and wide (more wide)

Royal garments are handmade by the tailor and show off the heavy rolls of flab through fine silk. Soon, the prince will have to be carried everywhere, because he gets too obese to waddle the distance from his throne to the carriage....

[lovertm]

photographer: transnormativity // models: j.cagz (she/they/siya), tragic_babe (they/them), & bearimy_bros (he/they)

[falafels]

i can’t stop thinking about neil and andrew’s cats. like sure it’s objectively quite funny that they’re called sir fat cat mccatterson and king fluffkins, sir and king for short. however. HOWEVER.

imagine this. you are Kevin Day. you have been physically free from the cult you grew up in for nearly seven years now (it will never leave your head. it taught you what you love and poisons whatever it can). you got out, your friend got out, and you’re learning to live with the hole in your heart shaped like the monster you loved. you’re healing. you have family, you have friends, and your two closest friends have decided to get cats.

you are invited to meet the cats, and you say you don’t care about the cats but go anyway. your friend opens the door with his usual contemptuous apathy while your other friend is trying to get one of the cats out from under the sofa. the other friend introduces the cats to you while the first one pretends not to care. he says “the orange one is sir, she’s obese because andrew keeps letting her finish his vile chocolate drinks. the one under the sofa is king.”

KING?????????

and you have to pretend to be so normal about the fact that the brother you grew up with wholovedyouandhatedyouandwantedtoliveinyourskinandruinedeverythinghetouchedincludinghimself, who was killed largely on the word of these two friends, who you’re doing whatever you can to move on from, NOW SHARES A TITLE WITH THIS CAT. and the cat won’t even come out from under the sofa to say hi

props to kevin i’d have shot myself in front of neil and andrew

[yourleftpinkytoe-blog]

Headcanon:

sometimes when it’s a good day for Andrew but Neil has a nightmare they will just lay awake holding each other.

To Neil it’s like Andrew is holding him back from running. A physical weight reminding him that he doesn’t need to book it the second he feels to comfortable.

Andrew knows doing this is grounding for Neil. He also knows that Neil would never ask for this if Andrew wasn’t completely comfortable with it. That makes it safe. If Andrew says no they could go for a drive or out for a cigarette or literally anything but this but he knows how much Neil likes this and Andrew would gladly sacrifice a sleepless night in exchange for Neil’s happiness.

Anyway this got a little out of my control so basically they find comfort in each other and that makes me feel feelings.

[ashestoashes7]

Shortly after Neil and Andrew got the cats, Andrew texts Jean a picture of a cardboard cat with the attached message of ‘this is Sir.’ He provides absolutely no context, leaving that as the only visual Jean has to mentally attach to the cats. Jean believes him.

Jean now expects that when someone (in a very specific group of people) says they have a pet it will be made of cardboard. For a while, he thinks when Neil texts him about the cats that they have now become absolutely delusional and begun making Jeremy Knox level fictional stories and life updates for fictional animals. (If they are made of cardboard how did they break that? Stop using your cardboard cats as an excuse, Neil. You’re the one who ripped up that chair.)

This continues for a very long time, because Jean doesn’t actually say any of that to him because of conveniently being sidetracked, so when Jean meets them for the first time he just kind of blue screens. It hits him that these are real adorable animals who are not being a menace like Neil to him and the others are jealous the cats warmed up to Jean on his first visit so fast.

He tells Jeremy what he thought, and he absolutely loses it. Jean has never been so disappointed in everyone around him

[identityquest]

old oc i've never posted, she was once a princess kidnapped by the demon lord but she took his job when he turned his back