#father Christmas isn't real but the tooth fairy is

[larkral]

Late, but here I am! Technically still Wednesday for another 30 minutes. I've been writing a bit this week!!! So fucking exciting. Not as much time to write as I'd like, but them's the breaks.

Mostly I've been working on Simon's two mums, so I'm going to give y'all a snippet of that, but you're also going to get a snippet of my other baby: holsom time loop, because I came back to reread it this week and also spent some time thinking about what I need to write next, and I kind of have a plan for what's next for both of those fics which makes my lack of writing time even worse!

Simon's mums, Simon pov:

"What about the Tooth Fairy?"

"Real," Penny says, "A Bone-ty hunter with faerie blood. Though he works exclusively with magical families. Baz, did your parents give your teeth to Paul?"

Baz hums, "Still have the ingot he gave me when he took my molars."

I prod at my last baby molar, a little loose but holding on. "Do you think he'd give me anything for mine?"

Baz rolls his eyes. "Yes, but he prefers a full set. And The Mage forbade Paul from the grounds of Watford years ago."

Y'all know what line of canon I'm referring to here, I'm sure. What a joy it is to write this story!

Holsom timeline time loop below the cut for SPICE

When Justin's breathing is even again, Adam asks, "Wanna… lay down?"

"Bro, I want to blow you." He snorts. "Do I want to lay down."

"We have options, Rans, the night is young."

"It's almost midnight."

"So, okay. We have two hours."

"Can we save the options for later, Holtzy? I need your dick down my throat, like, now."

Adam moans and reaches for his fly. "Yeah, okay, can't argue with that."

"Thank you," Justin says,

Thanks to everyone who tagged me today, and please consider this an early tag for Sunday because it is hella late.

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[linaselandbasil]

Children and Santa headcanons for my boys:

Lance: "Are you excited for your first day of school? Good, now go tell all your enemies that Santa isn't real. I'll take you to get Ice cream this evening, alright buddy?"

Nevra: He's from a different culture but if you want to lie to your children about who these gifts are from then go ahead. He'll play along until the last bastion of faith fades from the kids as they catch mom with the tooth fairy money delivery and they meekly go to ask him: "Father, why was mom putting the money under my pillow?" He's sitting in the big leather sofa reading newspaper because he's goofy like that. "The tooth fairy isn't real." The kids gasp. "And what about the Easter bunny?" "Rabbits don't lay chocolate eggs. Don't eat anything that comes out of a rabbit." The kids eyes fill with tears, they sniffle. "Amd Samda???" He puts the newspaper down and beckons the kids into his lap because he wants to save on time when they inevitably start to cry. "No, he's not real either." Mom comes in the room and starts crying too because the kids are growing up too fast and she can't manipulate them with these fictional characters anymore. She joins the sad pile atop the man and Nevra is pissed that he doesn't have enough hands to caress everyone he loves simultaneously.

Leiftan: We all know what to expect. He's going to tell the kids that this mf lives on the north pole with a bunch of (slaves) Christmas elves and that he flies over the entire world to give little snotbags like them a few presents each. He's going to leave cookies on the counter that he knows for sure that he's going to love eating at 3 in the morning and he'll happily watch hid kids lose their shit over an empty plate. So nauseatingly sweet.

Ezarel: He only ever mentions Santa when he sees a big white beard. If you don't tell the kids who Santa actually is they'll have a very distorted perception of him.

Mathieu: He's not doing anything extra, he just tells the kids that if they're bad Santa's going to eat them.

Valkyon: He's not that well versed in Santa stuff because he was homeschooled or something. He can dress up as sexy Santa for you though, he looks great in red! You can go ahead and make more kids like that, with your feral whore husband.

[thotsforvillainrights]

HAPPY HOLDAYSSS!

May I request some dad stain with his child during the holidays? Like would he take them to the mall to meet santa or whatnot?

I hope you are going to do everything Christmasy this month and have a great Christmas! ⛄️☃️❄️

(Happy Holidays to you as well Anon! Hoping to brighten your winter season with this rare Dad!Stain content, and it'll likely brighten my winter as well!)

~Dad!Stain and The Mall Santa~

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-At times it feels like he's better suited to be a mentor rather than a father. He only finds out he can do both at the same time later on down the road. When your daughter was first born (or adopted based on reader), he was likely more distant than you like to admit at first. However, you knew how he'd behave considering the same thing happened when he began falling for you. You remember feeling as though he'd disappear before he'd come back to you. He needed time to connect on his own level to the girl. Give him props considering he managed to navigate his own emotions rather than suppressing them as he originally wanted to do.

-He's a bit of a more strict parent than you. This isn't just because of his identity which he keeps hidden, but also because he's got a less optimistic view on the world around him. In his eyes, the glass is almost always half empty and danger lurks around every single corner. He also spends a bit of time putting his ideology into his kid's head more often than not. She grows to have a good understanding on the way he views the world, but it doesn't stop her from being more optimistic and dreamy than most kids. It's why she still believes in Santa and the Tooth Fairy no matter what he tells her.

-One Christmas in particular she finds out that Santa is going to be at the local mall and she loses her mind. She begs and begs to go meet the big man in person. You're willing to take her, but Chizome is less than pleased. He realizes unfortunately he can't influence either of you to stay behind and he'd rather you not go by yourself during the time of the year when robberies are on a rise. Therefore, he comes to term with the fact he's going to the mall with you two for something as pointless as this.

-Don't get me wrong, although he's a rough man he still manages to spend the holidays with you two every year. He slows his usual movement down in exchange for a little more time together. Perhaps he just wants to feel some hint of normalcy given the fact that he's anything but. Or maybe he just can't stand to miss your little girl smiling at him for the present he picked out just for her. Either way, he makes it clear that he tries sometimes. It's just that stuff like this isn't something he particularly wants to indulge in.

-Whether he admit to it or not, he does feel a tad bit of warmth in that cold heart of his when he sees his little girl meeting the guy...or rather the poor mall employee getting paid minimum wage to have a bunch of little pissy brats bounce on his legs all day long while prattling on their demands for the season. No matter how he would describe it, his daughter fully believes this is the real Santa in front of her. He has to admit, her little eyes sparkling with wonder and that wide smile on her face really can brighten up even the worst of person's day. He was confused when he found himself smiling as she told Santa all about her day and asked about his elves at the north pole. She hardly stopped to mention anything she wanted for Christmas aside from some random Pony toy or whatever. Just meeting him was the highlight of her day.

-Even though he tries to instill reality into her heart, and she doesn't accept it, he still takes a minute to remember she's just a child at the end of the day. Maybe this realization is why he opted to write 'FROM SANTA' on the special present he slid under the tree while she was sleeping? Who knows.

[nottooldforthisship]

I loooove where we go nobody knows but it isn't completed. Have you read any harry potter aus?

Hellooooo

Harry Potter AU .

It’s been a long time since I read one, but I still have to read this one  :

- Every Little Thing He Does Is Magic : There were only a few things Louis didn’t believe in. You could include in that list the Easter bunny, the tooth fairy, and also Father Christmas. Having four little sisters, though, he had to pretend that all of them were real for the sake of keeping their imagination alive.Surprisingly, there was one thing, that not until his oldest little sister turned 11 did Louis believe in and did he think would actually be real: magic. Louis’ sister was a witch and everything he knew would never be the same again.  Part 1 of the Mistletoes & Wrackspurts series, or the Hogwarts AU where Louis is a muggle, Lottie finds out she is a witch and Harry is Lottie’s wizard friend from Hogwarts, with a lot of magic, letters, owl cuddles and crushes on boys from different worlds. (92k) 

Have a nice day,

xx