#fatso and jumbo

[bone-honey]

Happy Klowntober everyone!

I bring you a prompt list for this year’s spooky month, featuring prompts relating to your favorite space invading Klowns! 🤡 These can be used for art, writing or whatever comes to mind. As short/sketchy/lengthy/detailed as you’d like!

Post your work using the tag “kkfos klowntober 2024” to make sure everyone can see it!

I take a while to do my work, so I’m posting this ahead of time to make sure everyone sees it in a timely manner, as I know writing can take more time than art, however!!! Only begin posting in October, as that is when the event will begin!

1 - The Big Top

2 - Popcorn

3 - Stars

4 - Cotton Candy

5 - Hunt

6 - Hypnotize

7 - Laugh

8 - Balloon

9 - Magic

10 - Smile

11 - Costume

12 - Ruffles

13 - Puppet

14 - Trick

15 - Rage

16 - Pie

17 - Trapped

18 - Cherry On Top

19 - Krazy House

20 - Drag

21 - Zapped

22 - Mimic

23 - Nose

24 - Sleep

25 - Party

26 - A New Look

27 - Movie

28 - Dance

29 - Ice Cream

30 - Klowns or Clowns

31 - Knock Knock

[marsinthecorner]

Working on some Jumbo x Fatso 🤡💕💋

Gotta go do my shift at work first before I can continue.

[sleep-knot]

Clown Post :: My Favorite Clowns pt. 2

Jumbo / Fatso / Shorty / Rudy / Spikey / Slim / etc. - KKFOS

Krusty The Clown / Sideshow Bob - The Simpsons

Captain Spaulding - House Of A 1000 Corpses

Circus Baby - FNAF SL

DJ Love - SEKAI NO OWARI

Armand Henrion - 1900s painter who only painted himself in clown makeup

Chuckles - Toy Story

Ghost Clown - Scooby-Doo

Pennywise - IT

Porcelain Clown Dolls - Dolls

[seizethegay420]

Why are the Killer Klowns so cunty

[holding-monsters-hands]

Let's get mushy and fluffy - Killer Klowns 'love at first sight' headcanons. LET THE MUSHY ROMANCE FLOW~

answering these both in one post bc it’s the same prompt :3 shjsjsjs

The killer klowns falling in love at first sight HCS

Fatso didn’t instantly understand the tight, yet euphoric feeling that tugged at his heart when he first saw you. he just knew that he certainly didn’t want to eat you, instead he just wanted to have you to himself. So naturally they take you with them! and you get to live the klown lifestyle, all with your new, loving mate.

I personally believe that jumbo has vaguely studied human culture in preparation for their invasion, so when he gets that mushy feeling in his tummy.. he knows right away. And admittedly he’s a bit more romantic about it than one would think, he’ll ring your doorbell with some flowers in one hand and a balloonification gun in the other- okay yeah he totally kidnaps you, but at least he tries to be sweet about it!

Rudy is EXTREMELY conflicted about this, this messes with the entire point of their mission! but you’re also.. really cute, and soft, and wow.. okay yeah, he really has it bad for you. He follows every klown mating ritual in the book until you accept his advances, and once you do? you’re stuck with him forever! and he reminds you every faux just how much he adores you.

Slim honestly? couldn’t be happier, he’s always wanted a cute little mate! And now that he has one, he practically carries you around like a teddy bear- showing you off to his fellow klowns.

Spikey just becomes obsessive at the start, he practically hunts you down every time he sees you just to get some kisses, oh and he does in fact get a collar for you that has a tracking chip in it- not to disrespect you! just to make sure no one tries to take his babe.

Shorty is similar to rudy, and feels a tad conflicted about this- I mean again, it does really mess with their mission.. but oh gosh he really really does like you! He convinces the other klowns to let him kidnap keep you, and he absolutely spoils you! you’re his mate now after all!

chubby is just incredibly devoted to you from the start, as all klowns are with their mates! however his devotion goes to the next level, he’s practically hanging onto every word you say, and obediently following any command you may have for him- like a big puppy dog. <3

[cheesesandwhichs]

The marking and hair just make me wonder if it’s a potential Fasto x Jumbo child, but that’s just me

[angel-blitz]

ACTUALLY SICK AND TWISTED!!!!!!

[lastchancestardomm]

Happy Halloween everyone. I just returned from trick-or-treating, and I thought I'd give to you my Killer Klowns From Outer Space headcanons.

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The Klowns' popcorns are eggs which contain unborn young. The popcorn-eggs quickly gestate in enclosed and especially warm spaces (like popcorn buckets or popcorn machines) ;; the popping seen in the popcorn machines on the Big Top Tent spaceship are actually caused by the gestation itself, as the developing larva squirm.

The annelid form of the OffSpring is the larval stage of the Klown species. As they grow older limbs are formed (see Amphibians), and they gradually fatten up as they get bigger. As they get fatter, their skin will stretch to accommodate ;; and so, the purple skin of the larva is stretched until the flesh turns white, like their face. The hue of the skin signifies a Klown's age, and fully grown Klowns are a pale white color.

The larvae are spawned with closed eyes, such as many mammals on Earth, and like many Earth mammalians, their eyes will open as they grow. Once the young's eyes have opened, they are considered old enough to register a design for their makeup (on what is basically painted Easter Egg, called a Clown Egg, with the design painted on the shell). No two Klowns are to be the same, and upon maturity, the Klown is decorated with their design of choice with what is a more permanent version of water tattoos.

The notable noses of the Klowns are a sensory organ used to identify prey. The fleshy material that makes up the nose is quite sensitive in its own right, as well as heightened sensitivity to smells and electromagnetic fields. The nose of a Klown also is something that helps the species with depth perception ;; being able to tell how far away multiple prey items are at the same time. To strike, let alone destroy such an attuned organ, would cause a full nervous system breakdown, and could possibly destabilize the whole body ;; leading to violent chemical reactions as bodily functions overreact, and lead to an explosion.

JoJo the Klownzilla is much like a Queen Xenomorph, as he is the source of all popcorn-eggs. Every few hours, JoJo spits up a chain of spider-like egg sacs that look like a rope of multicolored handkerchiefs (see Never-Ending Handkerchief trick). The female Klowns unravel the egg sacs from one another, and set them into popping chambers. The sacs burst when the "kernels" (embryos) all pop into their more recognizable popcorn form.

Popcorn-eggs are flung at fleeing prey as a more predatory version of Quokka mothers dropping their pups to evade predators. The larvae are extremely bitey when they sense something near as a way compensate for their small size and lack of defenses ;; which makes them a perfect means to trap fleeing prey. Usually after capture, the young are retrieved and are allowed first dibs on the prey.

The Klowns are a sadistic, and somewhat hedonistic species with a high-tier of intelligence. This sharp-witted species use the "more fun" method of seizing prey, rather than an easy, more streamlined process ;; whatever may have a possibility of capturing prey items, will be utilized. Shadow Puppet Traps? Of course. Puppet Shows? A classic way to lull them, so foolish they are. Paper Whistles? Yes, definitely. And the various Klown artillery (such as Cotton Candy Rays and Balloon Guns) are commonplace.

The more enclosed of a place popcorn-eggs gestate in, the taller the Klown will be. The warmer of a place popcorn-eggs gestate in, the fatter the Klown will end up being. Due to Shorty's slim build and aptly tiny height, he is a runt.

Each individual Klown has a purpose on the Big Top Tent, and if they don't fulfill that purpose, they must see JoJo ;; who is likely to cannibalize them, so their good calories aren't to go to waste.

Klowns collect and/or store food in two ways ;; by consuming liquified prey, or by farming the food source. The cotton candy cocoons are an out-of-body digestion method which liquifies prey using digestive enzymes in the cotton candy-like material that makes up the cocoon, and a corrosive mucus lathering its inside. As for farming, the colorful balloons act similarly to egg shells ;; where it's a solid casing that also allows oxygen to pass through. By collecting male and female specimens and storing them in the balloons, they can farm prey.

The different castes of the Klowns serve different purposes ;; tall and slim Klowns are the scouts, who collect information about a location and store the cocoons/balloons after they are brought onto the Big Top Tent by lackeys. The fatter Klowns are the jocks, who hunt and who turn prey into cocoons or encase them in balloons. Short Klowns are the underlings, and often serve under other castes of Klown wherever they are needed. The females are JoJo's servants, who take care of the egg sacs and recently popped offspring. Lackeys are a disposable caste often used as a heavy-load workforce on the Big Top Tent, and are the least intelligent caste of Klown ;; they're usually cannibalized if there's not enough food on the ship as well. JoJo is the parent of all Klowns, and boss of the Big Top Tent, and every Klown is expected to protect him or dote on his every need ;; but females are with him full-time.

The jumpsuits worn by Klowns are multipurpose "spacesuits" that contain a variety of appropriately clown-like tools. The thick material of the jumpsuits give the sensitive flesh of a Klown a more protective external "hide" that provides a shield between a Klown's body and an attacking threat (see English Bulldog, Shar Pei). The young tend to wear thinner and less protective, though still extremely colorful, suspenders and pinstripe shirts as they are not mature enough to leave the Big Top Tent.

Balloons are a sacred symbol to Killer Klowns, and which represent their planetary plunderings. In an ancient, ritualistic sacrifice, a slow digestion process begins to eat away at whatever organic item is inside ;; creating efficient organic batteries used to fuel Klown technology.

Klowns have over 13 photoreceptive cells, and are able to see 500 new color variations that are unseeable to the human eye. Advancements to their technology have allowed them to weaponize color spectrums, black holes, and dwarf stars.

The Whirlygig refers to a phenomenon where Klown OffSpring entangle themselves with one another ;; creating a spiral-shaped, well, 'Whirlygig' (see Rat King). Whirlygigs are incredibly difficult to untangle, so many of these webs often go uncared for until they eventually consume one another, leaving a single, remaining OffSpring ;; or all members of the Whirlygig die. In incredibly rare instances, all members of a Whirlygig make it to maturity and become the "Whirlygig" caste, or monstrosity. Whirlygig castes are often sent to the core, where they will be incinerated for fuel. It's simply not worth it to keep a Whirlygig alive.

Killer Klowns have a natural ability to drop their limbs, as well as subsequently regrow them (see anole lizards). This was formerly used as a defense mechanism, but due to the species mischievous nature, this ability has been taken advantage of for a variety of inane gags and hunting tactics.

[toondisneyartz]

Gay Killer Klowns

The movie is absolutely a fun and hilarious watch. I made this based off my observations of the Klown outfits and I came to the realization that they looked like pride flags. 

Jumbo and Fatso are owned by Stephen Chiodo

[doublebellyman]

OPEN UP … usually best received when accompanied by a nice perjorative like Fat Boy, Fatso, Tubby, Jumbo,Two Ton, Lardo, etc., and a rejoinder like “just imagine how much fatter this is gonna make you!”

[bone-honey]

Things I said on discord that the klowns would probably say

Rudy

Shorty

Slim

Jumbo

Daisy

Spikey

Fatso

Jojo

[marsinthecorner]

Don't worry y'all, I haven't abandoned by Klown nightclub series! Jumbo and Fatso are sharing a slow dance, probably away from the most crowded parts of the club.

[jinna-aka-ninja]

That was MY bike!

Info: Fem!Klown reader

It was always fun to ride on the bike! Shorty's had a flat tire so we took mine. He rode it while I held onto his shoulders. A bright smile on my face as I hopped off as Shorty started to push the bike with his hands toward a group of people.

I walked alongside him. My long turquoise hair swishing past my waist. My pearl white top with blue fading to seagreen skirt going just a few inches above my knee.

That was when a biker came up to us. "Can I ride your bike?" He asked Shorty.

Shorty shook his head letting out an, "Uh-uh."

The biker let out a laugh and asked in a demeaning tone, "Can I ring the bell?" He asked.

Shorty nodded his head feeling this was a reasonable request. "Uh-huh!"

The biker clapped his hands in mock glee while lifting up the bike and began to smash it.

My poor bike! I loved that thing and it was one of my more prized possessions.

Shorty was not happy at all. His ears moved as he looked torn between feeling pure rage and sadness because he knew how much I loved the bike.

My shoulders visibly slumped as I kneeled down on the concrete sidewalk next to my mangled bike as I tried to pick up the parts while letting out a whimper.

"Should have let him ride his bike!" One of the bikers said while he laughed with the others. The biker thay destroyed it laughed as Shorty had boxing gloves on.

"What are you going to do? Knock my block off?" The biker laughed while tossing his head back and then looking at Shorty again.

Shorty wasted absolutely no time in raising his fist and punching the head off of the man. The others screamed and scrambled to get away. This time Shorty leaned down next to me and picked up the handlebars with the bell still on it and removing the bell and pulling out a small leather strap, he lifted my arm and placed it on my wrist after attaching the bell to the leather strap.

He gave me a smile while ringing the bell. A smile played on my lips as I listened to the bell and then looked to Shorty who had his hand out for me to take. Helping me up we walked off while he promised to get me a new bike. When we got back Rudy, Jumbo, Fatso, Slim and Spikey stood there with a bike in tow. What can I say? My boys like to spoil me.

[drjimmyandbob]

T Shirt of the day.

[holding-monsters-hands]

okay okay-

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOUR CONTENT

and i wanted to make a little request-

my birthday is coming up and i wanted to know what would some of the klowns (KKFOS) do for their S/O's birthday?

(I totally understand if you don't have time for this just curious!)

hi!! i’m sorry i’m just now getting to this, If your birthday has already passed- I hope it was a good one!! happy belated birthday!

The klowns celebrating their s/o’s Birthday

Rudy treats your birthday like a mission, and his mission: is to make this the best birthday you’ve ever had. He’ll have things planned weeks in advanced, and he’ll get (select) people in on the whole party just to make it all the more special!

Spike proves to be shockingly romantic when it comes to your special day, he takes you out for breakfast, gives you your presents, and then the two of you happily spend your day snuggling up on the couch.

Slim is a nervous wreck about the whole thing, he’s worried about screwing everything up- even if you don’t want anything super grand, he just wants to prove himself as a good provider and mate! So he’ll get you absolutely everything you want, not even thinking twice if you have a request for him, consider him your errand dog for the day!

Jumbo Is the type to be thoughtful- yet practical, so he won’t do anything too crazy: but you can count on him for a nice day full of little surprises, whether it's just gifts, fun activities, food- you name it!

Chubby has NO idea what he's doing and yet he somehow manages to make the day great. He treats you like royalty, not allowing you to lift a finger as he spends the day feeding you, snuggling you, and carrying you around like you're the most important person on that ship!

Fatso also has no clue what he's doing yet he manages to fail in such a charming way- I mean for goodness sake, has a klown! How does he mess up planning a birthday? He couldn't tell you if he tried, and yet he will still try to romance your shoes off! And y’know what? He still manages to at least do that.

Shorty gets everyone on the shift to pitch in for a surprise party, and they all pretend like they don't know/realize it's your birthday until you're suddenly led into a dark room that instantly lights up with confetti flying out at you- and your little mate and all your friends there to wish you happy birthday!

Jojo makes a whole event out of your birthday! Acting as though this is the most important holiday to ever exist, and everyone is required to help celebrate. There will be a party, with food, music, gifts- you name it! and all you have to do is sit pretty on his palm and enjoy it all. ♡