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whaliiwatching · 1 year

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a taste of hannibal, a touch of megamind, a shot of venom (pours the whole damn bottle)

i love venom (2018) a lot, it’s my go-to movie when i’m bored or sad, i have seen it many many times. i saw it again a week or so ago with a bud and finally had the opportunity to pen down this lovely au i’ve been thinkin bout

i’ve got a much more fleshed out sketch of how this au plays out. not sure if i’ll write it yet

anyway some bullet points

noir (called, ofc, noir) arrives on earth-138 in the 1920s. his first host is robbie and they basically go through the venom movie, where noir slowly learns to love earth and humanity and all that jazz. up until the 50s or so they’re an investigative reporter and occasionally a scary vigilante superhero!

when robbie is killed (not ewaf style. i forbid it), it fucking devastates noir and he host-hops for a bit, doing fun anarchy things to keep up robbie’s legacy but also losing a few morals here and there. he can do a little murder and eat nazis as a treat

the symbiotes arrive en masse and osborn infects humans with them to turn into his fascist riot police army

through vampire-hunting-esque shenanigans, hobie and noir meet, and strike up a tenuous truce to fight the government. hobie does not like him at first, but noir very much does ;)

cue a slow burn gothic romance between a freedom fighter and a devoted monster <3

#spider man: across the spider verse #spider punk #spider noir #hobie brown #noirpunk #theyre not spiderpeople in this au lol #the issue is i can write horror but i cant draw it lhkjdsf #which is why the Funnies #and the goddamn megamind scene. which somehow perfectly fits #see the fun part about it is that noir has to always be connected to hobie in order to survive #so we have Monster Who is Recklessly Devoted to Host and Host Who is Not Into This #noir’s hat and general look come from his assimilation to humanity over the last fifty or so years. hes not like other symbiotes #hes quirky. he wears a fedora. you ever seen him without that stupid hat on that’s WEIRD #two stupid old jokes in one! i like it #anyway yeah monster noir for the win #thanks discord! yall made me rework this entirely just to make it more fucked up horror <3

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columboscreens · 5 months

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#columbo #season 5 #a matter of honor #tipping his invisible hat #will never forget the guy who invoked the mandela effect to INSIST columbo had always worn a fedora #i guess i can understand that peter falk had worn hats in many other roles but. come on #he's an invisible hat kind of guy

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tofangirlonly · 3 months

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My media consumption this week has revolved exclusively around crime boys who wear fedoras and break out of jail. Oops?

#good dog but crime #coming in strong #I love them both #possibly problematic #clyde jeremy is my weakness #jeremy jordan #clyde barrow #bonnie and clyde #bonnie and clyde musical #white collar #neal caffrey #matt bomer #hat boys #fedora boys #😍#minus the murder and stuff

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causenessus · 2 months

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pov @wyrcan @eggyrocks and me cooking up the most diabolical ideas ever

tag yourself whose who

#imagine it's fedoras instead though #or maybe we're all cowboys with detective coats #you guys have no idea what's coming #no one's allowed to die anymore okay #everyone needs to stay alive for everything coming up these next few months #not even brainvomit this is IMPORTANT #eggy i feel like ur the yellow cowboy hat #feeling like the red hat and wyr is the black hat but idk

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scoliosisgoblin · 5 months

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ur human yb is canon to me

dude.. when I saw that I got the ick. genuinely, how the fuck do you go from cute golf ball to THAT ??

how did giving him a nose and ears fuck him up???

thank you 🫶

#he looks like he owns a fedora #he looks like he's about to say something misogynistic #he looks like he has a bunch of discord kittens but none of them like him #I'm so sorry but he looks terrible #WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY BOY #also that means a lot coming from you #xoxo #your boyfriend game #yb peter #your boyfriend peter #yb game

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ketamachine · 2 months

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My dysphoria is literally so misogynistic it'll be like "no don't take the pink cup, pink is for girls" and I'm just like ??? Literally never in my life have I had a problem with boys in pink unless that boy is me apparently

#My dysphoria wears a fedora and says men are the superior species #Like actually wtf brain #Although tbh it's not the weirdest or most disturbing shit it's come up with #Trans ftm #transmasc #gender dysphoria

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ilikethequiet · 1 year

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Todd Stashwick in 12 Monkeys 2x02 - Primary

#todd stashwick #tv: 12 monkeys #best dressed person in the apocalypse tbh #his angles #yeah the colouring is a bit shit but fixable #a darker day is coming when we get to the sepia tone time travel scenes #-shudder-#and we will be doing those #cuz man is wearing a fedora

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yourqueenb · 1 year

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Not the douchey haircut and hoodie 💀💀💀

#choices fcl #choices first comes love #choices #choices stories you play #playchoices #I swear hoodies like that are the equivalent of fedoras 🥴😐#choices app #pixelberry studios #pixelberry

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chompe-diem · 4 months

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insanely funny to me that my most popular recent post by miles and miles is based off a naddpod quote that exploded in notes specifically after someone misattributed it to dimension 20!murph rather than naddpod!murph

#i hope this doesnt come off mean #it's just so fucking silly and funny to me tbh #like ofc. how else would she break 100 notes esp that quickly #quick! grab the trenchcoat and fedora!#(trenchcoat says 'dim/ension 20')#(fedora reads 'fant/asy high junior yea/r')

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savage-rhi · 1 year

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I found out that the fedora started out as an icon for feminism. Now all those "M'lady" memes have new meaning.

#fedora #hats #mlady #i am aware the neckbeard ones are trilbys #but this is what popped into my head #also thinking about ardyn izunia #headcanon now he got his hat from a womens clothing store #just fucking waltzed right in and was like #the hat chose me its coming home idgaf if everything is pink and smells fruity in here im at one with nature #also fedoras are cool in general #god bless you indiana jones #feminism

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deus-ex-mona · 1 year

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thank you nagisa for the ft4 cameo btw

#we can always count on nagisa for ft4 content when there’s a lack of ft4 content <3 stan our loyal canon sicks #i want to see nagisa with a poster of ft4 in that awkward crane pose from the good bye choreo btw #or a pic of them dabbing from welcome dabs #c. come to think of it ft4 dances are p. much just meme dances huh…….#like how they did that hip roll thing with the driving motions during to family of all songs….#i need a good laugh so b r b gonna watch the ft4 live again—#fedora throttle4 #the dude from gamushara

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savefrog · 1 year

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seeing something list “Guilt and shame at not being able to keep clean” as an ADHD symptom...bitch what if i dont feel anything about it? Certified to not have ADHD because I revel in the chaos. I leave something on the floor and forget about it and when it finally renders in my vision later I’m like “Fuck yeah!!! Environmental Storytelling!!!!!”

#this is partially untrue #i dont revel in it or feel guilty or shameful im just like 'ugh fuck ill clean it eventually'#if i have a thing i want or need to do then that means i 'dont have time' (also untrue)#it is just annoying! i am sure clean freaks also feel shame when there is ONE THING on the floor #like when you are a parent and guests are coming. what do they have a temporary bout of adhd #idk the emotional aspect could be a way for someone to realize what theyre experiencing is a sign of something #but also i think just 'being unable to keep an area clean' would suffice???#someone with depression could feel guilt and shame about lack of energy to keep clean #of course like any diagnostic criteria could be connected to other things if its not occurring as part of a bigger picture blah blah #idk im just a le epic god of logic and do not understand Emotion Pilled cucks #anyway this was about a tumblr adhd ad so. i am wasting time.#this is not diagnostic like why am i still typing this #this was less a train of thought and more like a shitty little caboose of thought #maybe the epic logic fedora lord tag is where the caboose lit on fire

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thepentangle · 9 months

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I really am the female incel the way I have extremely high standards for men while refusing to put any sort of effort into my own appearance

#and that's the way it should be imo.. i mean look at the animal kigndom. so many species have crazy looking males and plain females #we're clearly doing it wrong...#as a sidenote just remembered when this girl tried to hook me up with some ugly fedora type guy who was bothering her 😭#it made me wanna dieeeee idk what she was thinking. i mean i may be forever alone but i still have standards come on...

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keii · 1 year

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Every time I see new manga panels of Sasuke and Sakura's relationship, I feel more and more compelled to go back and reread Naruto in its entirety to see if their relationship, at any given point, makes any sense from the beginning to the current chapters in Boruto because no matter how many good ass fanart I see of them... it's so hard for me to register them as an actual married couple with a child LMAO Their dynamic just seems so boring what do they even talk about-- what do they even do. And don't get me wrong... It's nice seeing what Sasuke would be like in a relationship, but damn it's so... bland...

#maybe i am the problem... LKJALDSKFJAS am i clinging onto toxic sasuke?#LMFAOOO anyway this post is so unserious it just makes me laugh #sasuke in jail... the dinosaurs #sasuke wearing a fedora...#sasuke calling sarada his what... my little peanut??#that shit is so fucking funny to me #also i do NOT hate sakura ok?? but i think it's a general consensus that she was not written the best!#but that's just almost every women in shounen lmfao #on twitter when i saw that clip of sasuke in the slammer #i made a joke about how naruto would be coming in to visit his prison wife #they would be using that hourly visit wisely!!!#and random ass people got mad ALDKJFLASDJ CHILL OUT!!!#also can't stop laughing how narusasu shippers would be saying how they're the ambassadors of cheating on their wives #i screamed everyone is foul LMFADFASDFA #anyway... yeah i consume anything naruto related nowadays second handed so maybe i should go back and see for myself #x #shrekeii

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asherasgayagenda · 1 year

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the twst guy with a stupid fedora is either rook hunt from pomefiore dorm or somebody from octavinelle dorm (the fedoras are part of their dorm uniform) . i will need more details to figure out which one you are thinking of

helpful. i have no idea who they look like

#/lh #i thought it was silver but i guess not?#is ashe rambling again #twst #come back from the dive asks #fedora

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minniti · 1 year

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love mexican men in cowboy hats. vaquero tuxedo excellence.

#it’s what fedora men wish they were.#makes me think of all the old men in my extended family #california has a very interesting mixed working class history #and it really combined in my white grandpa being country as hell working the oil fields and my mexican grandma and her family coming from #californios and ranching #god #my poor fucking whitewashed family i’m gonna cry #cannot describe the safety i feel in the mexican american hands that raised me #bc they were the only ones there for me #and it’s so weird and sad how white i am just physically #i don’t want to overstate things like i am 3/4ths white and it’s how i identify but my soul is with that part of that family more than any #and i am just. the last one in my family line that will have their olive undertone and thick black hair and god… the fucking memory of deep #community #ok gn i cry about about once a month

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