#fem mysterion

[vicchaosz]

[kovrikkk]

bark bark

[ellies-cove]

hey shawty- can i get a uhhhhh mystqueerion x fem or gn yn? preferably smut but whatever ur comfortable w/(aged up obviously)

:3

Oh wow-

I don't know if they wanted head cannons sooo...

These are not my characters, if the owner wants me to take down the post I wouldn't mind. :) - Moon 🌕

TW: Smut, fingering, Exhibitionism, Worship kink, Blowjobs, Breeding kink + Lactating kink.

Mysterion with a Fem! S/O

SFW!

He's your big scary dog. You're just his fancy, tiny puppy. He's making sure you're safe at night, sending himself or another person from Freedom and Pals. Tries to get Call Girl (Wendy cough cough) to befriend you. And you two become besties. He has to know if you're gonna go anywhere that night just in case Cartman or anyone else tries to harm you. Loves patroling with you at night. Pretends to hate in when you give him kisses, and he's mumbling stuff like "Not out here while I'm on duty... I need to pay attention..."

NSFW!

He's a soft dom but sometimes he has to let it out and use you uses his deep voice against you. He'll sneak up behind you, groping you while he talks to you in your ear. Either he's a switch-leaning dom or just a dom in general. He's fingered you in an alley before. Made small remarks to Freedom pals that he has a pretty girl with the prettiest tits and a perfect hole. Watches you touch yourself as he face fucks you. Has gotten caught eating you in the Freedom Pals base. Loves your tits so much, he'll suck on them and give him a tit job and will let out the cutest grunts and groans...

Dialogue:

"God princess... Taste so good."

"Fuck! So tight... all mine.."

"You want my cum inside you princess? Hm? Say it."

"Fuckkkk.... Mhmn... G-God... Y-Your tits... So good...MHgm.... Ughhh..."

[kenny-the-ken]

perv mysterion x perv fem reader? i’m in need for some juicy stuff like this with kenny

Superhuman Lovers

ALL AGED UP CHARACTERS!!! NSFW content and strong language!! I'm so sorry for lack of content last night guys, I promise I'll try and get some more stuff out today 🥰

The night air was cold, and you could feel the goosebumps on your skin, a shiver down your spine. Either something bad was going to happen, or you seriously needed to put more clothes on.

That was when you heard a light thud from behind you, turning to see what had made such a noise, especially on top of a roof in the early hours of the morning.

That's when you saw him, Mysterion. You had been involved with Professor Chaos and were the only female in his team, but you had an upper hand, no guy would want to hurt a woman, so you found yourself rarely injured in battle.

Before you could open your mouth to talk, you felt a hand wrapping around your throat, pushing you backwards to the ground, a weight now sat on top of you.

"We need to stop meeting like this, baby." Mysterion spoke, a smirk planted firmly on his face. You knew his identity, the only person who ever chatted you up like that was Kenny, and although you were on opposing teams, you couldn't help but let your mind wander.

Kenny was good looking, and he knew it. And deep down, he had been suppressing feelings for you for what had felt like forever, but you were sworn enemies, and what kind of hero would he be if he slept with the enemy!

"You found me, Mysterion. What's wrong, your underpants getting too tight around me?" You flirted, you and Kenny were friends, and extremely similar in a lot of ways, including having a dirty mind. You could both work each other up to no end, but had never been alone long enough to test the waters fully.

"And so what if they were? I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?" Mysterion spoke, your faces mere inches from each other, you flashed him a grin, before speaking again.

"I wouldn't mind it. Besides, it looks like you're the one getting flustered under that mask." You retorted, making Mysterion scoff to himself.

"Me, get flustered by Chaos scum like you, I think you're just dreaming again, pretty." Kenny spoke, his teeth catching his lower lip.

"And who said I was interested in someone from Freedom Pals, as if I'd betray Professor Chaos like that." You replied and Kenny's eyes were dark, cunning. You knew he was up to something.

"One night with me, baby and you'd be begging us to let your ass join." Kenny spoke, having you still pinned to the ground, his eyes scanning you up and down, lifting his knee to between your legs, pressing against you, a smirk on his face, as he let your arms go, bringing his face closer, so he whispered into your ear.

"By the time I'm done with you this whole part of town will know who you're loyal to, I'll make you scream my name." Kenny whispered into your ear, and you could feel your panties begin to dampen, your cheeks flush beneath your costume, and your breath hitched as Kenny attached his mouth to your neck, biting down and sucking your sweet spot, a light gasp leaving your parted lips.

"And what make you think I want you, Mysterion?" You spoke, the skirt of your costume high up your thighs, thanks to Kenny's leg, and your top pulled down a bit more than usual, showing off some cleavage, as if you knew he was coming for you tonight.

Kenny's knee pressed harder against you, a smirk on his face and a low, breathy chuckle emanating from him, his lips still against your neck and working their way down your chest, closer and closer to your breasts.

"I think your reactions are telling me otherwise, or are you just a slut like this for anyone, hm?" Kenny pressed further.

"And how eager you are tells me you're just as worked up as I am, Mysterion. Don't try and be coy." And just as those words had left your mouth, Kenny replied.

"We never speak of this to anyone." Kenny warned, before pressing his lips to yours, and you kissed him back. This was wrong, you two were supposed to be rivals, sworn enemies, yet here you both were, melting against each others touches, like a modern day Romeo and Juliet.

Kenny kept you pinned beneath him, enjoying his control over you, he couldn't roam his hands quick enough, he wanted to feel every little bit of your body, ravish you like he'd wanted to for a long time, and finally he was getting his way, and he would make sure this was a night neither of you could ever forget.

The kiss was passionate, both of your tongues fighting for dominance, and you finally gave in to the man above you, allowing yourself to submit to him.

"M-Mysterion." You breathed as the kiss began broken, both of you gasping for air, and Kenny knew you were under his spell, pressing kisses down your chest, as he slowly began to unclasp your corset, his lips between your breasts already, before his gaze met your own, his piercing blue eyes giving you butterflies in your stomach.

"I've wanted to touch you this way for a long time, y/n. Wearing such a seductive outfit, it's like you did this on purpose, do you know how many times I've touched myself thinking of you?" Kenny spoke, his mouth grazing over your erect nipple, a gasp escaping your swollen lips, and Kenny felt his head spin. He'd wanted this for so long, and by god was he going to enjoy this.

"I've wanted this for a long time too, Kenny. I always knew you had a thing for me." You spoke, a smirk on your face. Kenny had made short work of your corset, and he started taking his own costume off, his blonde, messy hair springing free from the constricting costume he wore.

He was ethereal, the dull orange street lamps creating enough light for you both to see each other clearly, and Kenny's eyes never left you for a second, apart from when he pulled his top over his head, leaving him full undressed apart from his trousers.

That was when you heard it, the shouting of your team mates and Kenny's. A battle had begun, and you both knew you should go and fight for your respective teams, and help your friends, but the enemies embrace clouded your mind, and all you could think of was Mysterion, hovering above you, completely shirtless and sucking hickeys on your breasts.

"Ken, they're fighting." You whispered, and Kenny hummed to himself, pulling away from your breast and leaving a dark purple bruise where his mouth once was.

"Let them fight, I'm busy making the enemy submit to me." Kenny replied, pulling your skirt from your body in one quick motion, leaving you in nothing but your panties, your face flushed.

Mysterion smirked, moving closer to you, taking his own trousers off as he moved closer to you, and you were motionless as you lay where you had been on the roof of the building below you both.

Kenny was such a tease, he was pressing wet kisses up your inner thigh, biting your soft skin and leaving bruises where he saw fit, but you were growing impatient, you wanted him, and you wanted him now!

"Typical Freedom Pal, all talk and no action." You spoke, a smirk on your face, before feeling Kenny's hands grip the waist band of your panties, he didn't just pull them down, in fact he tore them into two pieces and threw them over his shoulder, a smirk on his face.

"That enough action for you, baby?" He questioned, not letting you speak before he licked a long stripe along your pussy, widening your lips with his hands to circle your clit perfectly with his skilful tongue. And you couldn't believe the pleasure already, how wet you really were, and now long you'd been waiting for this to happen.

"K-Kenny." You let out, feeling him smirk against your cunt, he skilfully inserted two fingers into your tight hole, and god you felt electric, your back arched against the cold roof tiles, a long moan leaving your parted lips.

"Feels good to be fucked by the enemy, huh?" Kenny spoke, curling his fingers as he thrust them in and out of you, hitting your g-spot perfectly.

"F-Fuck... need more." You moaned out, eyes screwed shut, legs spread wide and Kenny's fingers buried inside you, teasing you to no end.

"Need more what, baby girl? Use your words." Mysterion spoke, a smirk still planted on his face, his lips coming to meet yours, both of you getting lost within each other, and as Kenny trailed his lips down to your neck, pressing rough kisses, you spoke.

"I-I need you inside me, Kenny. Please?" You begged, your hands tangled in his messy blonde hair, tugging gently on the ends and earning a grunt from Kenny.

It was your turn to tease, pulling his cock free from his boxers, and pumping his erecting shaft a few times, a smirk on your face as you did.

"Oh baby, I'll be inside you soon, but first..." He trailed off, eyes sultry as he stood above you, and you knew what he was alluding to.

"Suck." He ordered, and who were you to argue in such a vulnerable state? His boxers were off completely now, and you balanced on your knees, taking his cock back into your hands, licking a bead of pre cum off his sensitive tip before taking him fully into your mouth, hallowing your cheeks to create suction, and bobbing your head at a steady pace. You gazed up at Kenny, who had one of his hands tangled in your hair, your eyes were dripping with innocence as your picked up your pace slightly, causing low groans and moans escaping his lips.

Kenny liked the fact that you wore your hair up in a pony tail, and he gripped it tightly, tugging your head backwards, his cock slipping out of your mouth, gazing up at him, saliva running down your chin, your eyes watering.

"Look at that, how would Chaos feel, knowing you're sucking the cock off one of his biggest rivals, hmm? But you don't care, you're desperate for me, aren't you?" Kenny spoke, his tone low and his voice husky, and god you needed him more than ever before.

"Get on all fours, I'm gonna fuck you like a slut." Kenny ordered, and you did as you were told, fully submitting to your enemy.

Kenny hummed to himself, eyeing up your ass that was in the air, begging for him to slap it, so he did, several times, earning nothing but strangled moans from you.

And before you had any time to react he slid his cock into your wet cunt, throwing your head back and moaning as he started a fast pace from the start.

"Fuck, M-Mysterion!" You moaned out, which Kenny seemed to like just as much as hearing his own name, slapping your ass again, before gripping your hips with both hands, slamming himself into you deeper.

"God, you're so fuckin' tight for me." Kenny grunted, his chest resting on your back, as he gripped your hair, pulling your face up to his, and you turned to look at him as best as you could.

"I'm gonna cum deep inside you, and then you're mine. You understand?" He whispered, his pace never faltering once, and god you were in heaven. Kenny was big, but he also knew what to do with his dick, and not a lot of guys did.

"Fuck, Ken, I'm getting close already." You moaned out for him, and he delivered another sharp slap to your ass cheek, making you gasp, more moans spilling from your lips.

"Yeah? Gonna cum round my cock?" Kenny groaned, his pace quickening as he neared his own release.

"Cum for me, slut. Let this whole town know who fucked you this good." He spoke, and you couldn't hold it back any longer, you came round his cock, your cunt pulsating round Kenny's length as he kept up his brutal pace.

"Kenny! Fuck, oh my god! Yes yes yes!" You moaned loudly, as Kenny's thrusts started to become sloppy, his eyes shut as he slammed himself deeply into you.

"Fuck, y/n, you're mine, you're fucking mine, shit!" Kenny moaned out as his cock shot ropes of cum deep inside you, both of your moans filling the night sky, and you could no longer hear any fighting from your teammates, not that either of you cared.

Kenny was still inside you, hunched over your back, both your bodies sweaty in the freezing cold, and he slowly got off you, pulling out his cock and smirking to himself as he watched his cum spill out of your used hole.

It took you a while to get your clothes back on, blushing when you realised you had no panties, because Kenny had torn them to shreds.

You turned to look at him, and he was dressed in his costume once more, holding out his arms to embrace you, and you gladly accepted, hugging him back, your head pressed to his chest.

"I've really liked you for a long time, but we're gonna have to keep this quiet, if that's okay with you?" Kenny asked, pressing a gentle kiss to your head, a complete attitude change to what you were used to.

"I'd love that, Ken. I've always liked you." You replied, both of you blushing, before Kenny spoke once more.

"Come on, I'll take you home. Maybe we can go for round 2 at your place?" He flirted, and you shoved his shoulder playfully.

"You should be so lucky, question mark boy." You replied as Kenny lifted you on to his back, a smirk on his face.

"Weren't calling me that five minutes ago."

[cartmankisser]

PLEASE I BEG OF YOU (when you get the chance)

COCKY MYSTERION X READER

LIKE HES FLIRTING LIKE A MF AND IT GETS THE READER ALL FLUSTERED AND STUFF

Cough also maybe it nsfw but it’s whatever you feel like cough

kenny is one of those characters that i feel like i can never get a good grasp of.. so this js a little bit um bad

fem reader but it's only specified like once?

also no nsfw sorry 😅

you have always been a huge fan of mysterion. there were so many assholes in south park that a superhero to protect you and the other civilians really seemed like a fantasy of yours turned into reality. and upon hearing your ramblings about the mysterious hero, kenny had been a bit amused and quite intrigued by your admiration for him, albeit you didn't know who was under the costume. he decided that tonight he would talk to you as mysterion,, just as a bit of fan service.

he found you walking home one night after a trip to get snacks and followed you to an empty street. he stood infront of you, leaning against the brick wall of the dingy alley way and looking you up and down with a smirk.

"don't you think it's a bit dangerous for a pretty girl like you to be out alone this late?"

there were so many things you wanted to say, but they just wouldn't come out. you're biggest hero is infront of you???? just like that???? and he thinks you're pretty????? you were certain you turned bright red and you could feel your cheeks heat up in embarrassment at the compliment.

"oh come on.. don't be shy now." he took a step closer, now only about a foot away from you, and he grabbed your hands. "why act so suprised? yknow, this isn't the first time we've met.."

it took you several seconds to process what he just said. you stared hard into his familiar eyes, trying so hard to piece together the puzzle of who he really was under the mask, but before you had enough time to really think about it, he pulled you to his side and threw his arm around your shoulders.

"why don't i walk you home, just to be safe."

you two walked in silence,, mostly because you couldn't bring yourself to look up at him. if you made eye contact with him again you'd probably end up squealing like a fangirl at a concert. you were so distracted by your thought you ended up tripping over your own feet and end up stumbling forward.

"oh be careful darling.." he chuckled as he caught you, wrapping his arms tight around your waist. you were already flustered, but he just kept making it worse with all his flirting.. but for some reason, you just didn't want him to stop!

south park wasn't a very big town, so it was only a matter of minutes until you two were standing in your driveway. the whole walk you were too nervous to say anything, just wanting to curl up and hide, but now that he was about to leave, you couldn't stand to be alone. you wanted to pull him into a bear hug and drag him into your bed like a deranged fan,, but instead you just looked up at him. "thank you for walking me home.." you whispered.

"oh don't sound so sad." he teased, "i'll see you tomorrow at school." he winked before he seemingly disappeared, leaving you speechless and alone with your spiraling thoughts of confusion. you just couldn't put a finger on the familiarity of his voice.. you decided to sleep on it. i mean, he did say you would see him tomorrow,,,, maybe you could figure his true identity then? you knew you'd be up all night thinking about it...

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[alornights]

IN THEATERS . . .

-PS. DON'T DIE AGAIN a south park super hero smau !

THE PLOT; hero mysterion discovers that on a fateful night a girl watched him died and remembered to tell the tale. a girl, who had stolen his username and was one of his biggest stans.

pairing  ✧  mysterion (kenny mccormick) x fem!reader song inspo  ✧  kurxxed emeraldz [axxed remix] , luci4 tags. social media au, superhero au, high school au, humor (hopefully), romance, crack, angst, semi-plot filled, no beta.

☆ 🗒️ — notes ★ this is for fun! don’t take anything seriously. ★ sporadic updates, no set time or day. ★ this is for fun! don’t take anything seriously. ★ no written scenarios , will purely be online sources. ★ not all characters will be in this, so sorry if your favorite isn’t. ★ inspired by a MLB smau on twitter, unable to find it at this time. ★ there is a taglist, feel free to let me know if you’d like to be added!

ꕤ 🍇 — our cast main cast introductions. side cast introductions. friend group introductions.

☼ 🌂 — the storyline    ⠀   ♫  trailers; [ 1 , 2 & 3 ]    ⠀   ♫  episodes; [ 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10 , 11 , 12 , 13 , 14 , 15 , 16 , 17 , 18 , 19 , 20, 21 , 22 , 23 , 24 , 25 , TBD ! ]

i hope you enjoy the show, and let’s all have fun!! <3

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icons & images used are not of my own, but, the storyline, concept, and contents of this smau are my own. please do not repost this on another platforms without permission. © aralovrs 2023

[kenlvry]

do you think you can write yandere kenny or do you not do those asks? even so do you have any rules on asks to?

yandere kenny

an: hello! i cann, but yes i do have rules, im gonna make this yandere as in kenny killing just not kidnapping or non-con things! kennys aged up in this, fem reader!

kenny has had his eyes on you ever since you moved into town in 4th grade, you treated everyone with respect and love. everyone loved you except for cartman of course, he always thought you were a devil sent from hell and was gonna take over the town because of how nice you were. you and kenny were no stranger, he always loosen up when hes with you and so do you, every friday you and him always went over to yours to talk and play games. he always was flirty to you, you loved it but knew he meant nothing because he acts like that to every girl and just don't want to get your heart broken. you had boyfriends before but they always ended up dying or breaking up with you for no good reason, kenny was always there to comfort you "those guys weren't even good enough for you, find a guy thats like me, for example .. me!" "you're not fucking helping ken!" you said sobbing. he was serious though. if your gonna get a boyfriend atleast find one that can buy you flowers?!? he hated every single boyfriend you had, why can't you see he was perfect for you? not all the bastards who dated you. he killed two men just for you, threaten 3 for you too! he's just waiting for the time you realize he's good for you, and you did!! you finally confessed to him and to your surprise he accepted you! you two been going out for 2 months now. although the new kid has gotten real touchy with you, everytime you see him he'd hug you or you two would walk close together. even hung out at his house once! god knows what you two were doing in there, kenny was planning to stalk but his house got em security cameras. if kenny threaten him it won't work he might even tell you on him!, killing him would make you go in despair because he knows hes your bestfriend. but then again you can just get over it. so now here he is in a dark shack with your boy bestfriend tied up on a chair "fuck, you know this wouldn't have happen if you didn't get so close to her." kenny said while slicking back his hair. "im going crazy just seeing her all bubbly to you." "fuck you kenny, you think this is how relationships work? killing any male within a 10 feet radius to her?" kenny didnt bother to wear his mysterion outfit, he had his tshirt on because with that orange parka on anybody could've seen him, and he wasn't going to be alive after this so who cares "you dont have to this! think about it if you kill me she's just gonna be deppressed!" kenny approached him putting on the gloves with an apron and a knife. "then i guess i gottta go buy some ice cream and tissues " with that he killed him, after so he cleaned himself and any evidence, the body he threw in a lake for the cops to deal with later. the next day when your ex besf was found dead in a lake got reported to the news you bawled your eyes out, kenny wasn't happy that youre sad but atleast that bastard is gone and he will continue to do so to every guy that even tries to get close to you. <33

[vikkirosko]

Tweek, Craig, Clyde, Kenny, Wendy and Cartman (in their super hero "forms") with a female s/o that when they try and "save" her she is just like Meg/Megana from Hercules.

(she doesn't need a knight in shining armor 'cause she is already her own hero)

Headcanons No need for a hero

❤ Eric Cartman x fem!Reader 🍪

You and Cartman were together, even though some of your friends didn't understand how this was even possible. But when he became Coon, he always pretended that you were just a girl who got into trouble. He wanted to arrange a real romantic story where a superhero saves a girl and then they start dating, but you didn't really support his idea

Every time he saved you, you told him with a grin that you didn't need a hero and that you were quite capable of coping with everything on your own. Every time he was outraged because of this, but you were not going to change your position, continuing to argue that you do not need a knight in shining armor

Sometimes Cartman asked you if you had accidentally met the same hero that everyone is talking about. He expected that you were just embarrassed to show your feelings in front of the hero. However, you knew perfectly well that he was the Coon, so to tease him, you said that several times you met some annoying hero, but he did not arouse your interest

You understood that Eric wanted to be a superhero, but you really didn't need a hero. You didn't want to depend on others, but looking at Cartman's displeased expression, you thought that nothing bad would happen if you decided to play along with him a little

🧡 Kenny McCormick x fem!Reader 🐀

Kenny was usually cheerful and sociable with others and especially towards you. You've been dating for a long time and he loved spending time with you. But when night came, he became a Mysterion. He always took it seriously and, unlike his friends, did not perceive it as a game and fought crime. But sometimes he had to protect you. You liked to walk around the city late at night and sometimes you got into unpleasant situations

Every time he saved you even from a very real danger, you refused his help. You claimed that you didn't need help and that you could be your own hero. Every time you tried to cope on your own and refused his help. He helped you anyway, despite your dissatisfaction. Sometimes you told him at school that some superhero was forcing his help on you, which made Kenny understand that you didn't know who was hiding under the mask

Every time he saved you, Kenny felt outraged. He was genuinely worried about you and didn't want you to get into trouble. He felt relieved when he saved you and held you in his arms, even though you were indignant about it and struggled. He didn't want you to get hurt. He cherished you and sincerely wanted you to stay safe

Even though Kenny knew that you were quite capable of taking care of yourself on your own, he was still ready to protect you. He loved you and cared about you, even though he didn't tell you that he was a Mysterion. He doubted that it would change your attitude towards him, but he wanted to tell you about this secret when he was ready for it. He knew that you would understand the reason for this, even though you would remain true to your opinion that you don't need a hero

🖕 Craig Tucker x fem!Reader 🚀

Every time Craig took on the guise of a superhero, he tried to behave appropriately, even though it was just a game. And part of that game was saving you. You and Craig have been dating for some time and usually there were no disagreements between you, but every time he became a superhero, you had reasons for quarrels and the main reason was that you didn't need a hero

Every time Craig saved you, he imagined that it would be like he was Superman and saved Lois Lane, but in reality it was completely different. You didn't want to be a girl in trouble and always tried to cope on your own. You directly told him that you didn't need to be rescued and that you were able to cope with the problems yourself

You were able to separate your relationship when he was just Craig and when he became a superhero. You didn't usually swear. You didn't take offense at him for all sorts of little things, but when he became a superhero, you treated him as if he was a person you didn't know very well. When he asked you about it, you told him with a serious face that you were not going to trust a stranger because he was not Craig but some kind of superhero

Craig understood that part of your behavior was also part of the game, so he didn't take offense at you. He considered all this part of the game. This only made the game more interesting. Maybe someday you will still let him be your hero, though not now

☕ Tweek Tweak x fem!Reader ☕

Every time Tweek started playing a superhero, he started getting nervous again. One of the reasons for this was you. You and Tweek have been dating for some time and there were no problems in your relationship, but when he took on the role of a superhero, he tried to protect you even from fake threats, but you were against it, claiming that you didn't need a hero

You always tried to solve your problems on your own, so when he saved you, you always said that you could handle everything on your own. Your words did not carry aggression towards him, you did not want to offend him or upset him, but you were not going to change your mind even despite your warm feelings for him

Tweek tried to talk to you on this topic several times, but you remained adamant. You didn't want to become a girl in trouble. You could have become a hero yourself, saved yourself and even your boyfriend. Tweek understood that he could not save you by force, but his concern for you did not subside

Tweek understood that he could not impose his help on you, but he was glad that you did not change your attitude towards him in everyday life. He sincerely loved you and hoped that you would continue to reciprocate his feelings

🌮 Clyde Donovan x fem!Reader💧

Clyde loved being a superhero. He always tried to look as cool as possible and especially in front of you. Despite the fact that you were together, he still tried to always look good in your eyes. That's why when he took on the role of a superhero, he hurried to save you in the first place, but your reaction was completely different from what he expected

You didn't want to be saved. You didn't want to become a girl in trouble who was seemingly in almost all comics and superhero movies, which you told Clyde. You've always tried to deal with your problems by yourself and you didn't need a hero to solve your problems

At first, Clyde kept trying to save you. You weren't mad at him about it, but you kept reminding him that you were able to save yourself. Clyde understood that, but he really wanted to be your hero. He hesitated to tell you about it, fearing that you would start thinking worse of him, but you guessed everything perfectly well yourself

You weren't going to change your attitude towards Clyde just because he wanted you to see him as a hero. You loved him regardless of whether he was a hero or not. He was always the Clyde you fell in love with and there wasn't much that could change that

📚 Wendy Testaburger x fem!Reader 📱

You knew perfectly well that Wendy also decided to take part in the superhero game, because she told you about it herself. You supported her idea and helped her make a costume. Wendy took the role of a superhero pretty seriously, which is why when she saw that you were in trouble, she hurried to help you, even though she knew that you wouldn't be happy about it

You always said you could handle problems on your own, so when she saved you, you told her you didn't need a hero. She respected your wish and promised not to interfere without a good reason. Sometimes you helped her with her superhero role, looking for the right information for her. Even though you didn't know how to fight like her, but it didn't bother you

Sometimes Wendy thought to suggest that you also try yourself as a superhero and become partners with her. She was sure that since you got along well in ordinary life, then you could work together as superheroes, but she suspected that she would not be able to concentrate. She was often worried about you, especially when she saw that you had problems and she didn't want her feelings for you to interfere with her work as a superhero

You were always ready to support Wendy and were happy for her success. Even though sometimes you reminded her that you didn't need a superhero, you still loved her and were ready to even close your eyes to the fact that she still saved you sometimes

[lets-all-calm-down-a-bit]

Style, Kyman, cartters, crat, and Henrietta

Yay!!!! YAYYAYAYAYAYAYAY

Style: I SHIP IT SO HARD AHHHHH. I don’t really know when exactly I started shipping it, but I know some of the main contributors were the episodes “Super Best Friends”“You’re Getting Older/AssBurgers” and “Cupid Ye.” (Not to mention The Post Covid movies hehehe.) One of my favorite things about the ship is definitely their emaculate “yes, and” dynamic, and the way their traits compliment each other. I also looooveeee friends to lovers in teen romance, and adore domestic bliss in older romance. An unpopular opinion I suppose I have is that both Stan and Kyle are dorky loser assholes. Neither of them are “fem” or “masc.” They’re just stan and kyle. Kyle and Stan. OH AND ANOTHER UNPOPULAR OPINION I HAVE!!! They’re BOTH on the asexual spectrum!! Kyle is demigrey-sexual and Stan is sex repulsed asexual!! I will stand by this till I die.

OK NEXT!

Kyman: Urggg this one is iffy for me so I’m going to answer a mixture of both yes and no questions. I appreciate the ship from other people but don’t personally ship it because I like domestic bliss and fluff, and I can’t see them having a non-toxic dynamic. I’m all for a good enemies to lovers, but their situation is more complex than that. I feel like Kyle would never feel romantic love for Eric. He is definitely cursed to forever care about Eric, and have a deepest belief that he could somehow fix him that has the potential to verge into obsessive territory, but that’s all I see. One sided Kyman though? That’s literally just canon. Like fr Cartman is psychosexually obsessed with Kyle and if you don’t see that you did NOT watch the same show as me. I would probably like the ship more if Cartman showed lasting positive character development that wasn’t either shown to be fake or reversed for laughs.

Next…

Buttman: Euahhg. Sorry. I’ve NEVER liked this ship. I envoy their canon dynamic, and I know butters was taken a turn for the worse in more recent seasons, but I still HATE it. Because it’s abusive. At least with Kyman, Kyle and Cartman equal each other out in terms of hard-headedness. Even with his new changes in conviction in the recent seasons, if Cartters was real, it would end up like another damn heidi situation. Cartman would cling to Butters as a source of comfort and stability, while simultaneously belittling him and manipulating him. It would be so unhealthy. And I’m still not over Cartman laughing and watching as Butters was beat by his dad because of something Eric intentionally caused. As someone who grew up in a similar household to that of the Stotch’s, that scene makes me fucking sick. I… don’t really have anything positive to say about this ship tbh. It would probably be palatable to me if Butters was stronger willed, and if Eric showed more compassion to Butters in canon.

NEXT

Crat: Oh lord. Uh, I was indoctrinated into this cult last year so. CRAT FOR THE WIN!!! (I don’t really genuinely ship it though. No hate to objectum truthers, it’s just forever only a crackship to me.)

AND LAST ONE

I assume the last one is supposed to be Kenrietta? If it is then YAY! If not then, oops sorry ): Anyway, I ship it! It’s not my main Kenny ship, (I’m a bunny truther,) but I like it! I’m not sure exactly what my first sight of the ship was, but it may have been either @mysterionrisez or @saprozoicworm. Not sure though. Regardless, I love the idea of Kenny playing around with gender-fuckery, and/or being in a Mysterion kinda mood and Henrietta being all like, “Woah,,, that kinda goth…” Like their dynamic would be that one “doing whatever my hot witch girlfriend wants” meme with the guy in a summoning circle smiling. ALSO, Henrietta would 100% do Kenny’s makeup. EEE i just love it. I can’t see it as a long term thing, but they would DEFINITELY give it a go in highschool. Also, both of them are lesbians who are woman and also men and also neither at the same time. Fight me.

OK ANYWAY THATS ALL I HAVE THANKS FOR LISTENING BYEEEE

[missuswalker]

I m the volleyball req anon I’m gonna name myself red anon (bc I love ur version of red) I fell to my knees reading the mysterion fic n I will count the seconds for pt 2 I’m obsessed PLEASSDSEEE

Also wait that’s so cool u work at a tea shop what!! How is that like? Also omg u draw :00 what type of style/media do u use???

HIHIHI RED ANON I MISSED YOU (its been like four seconds without you, my castle is crumbling) + working at a tea shop is very lame tbh bc its not the cutesy ones, it's the nutrition teas and they're like 'we sell boba 😻💗😻😻😻🤯🤯🤯' while we literally don't - and i do ink painting and digital art 🤲

don't know her, pt. two || mysterion x fem reader

✮ summary: showing up early, you end up getting into trouble and accidentally reveal your identity to mysterion ✮ warnings: mentions of blood + guns (i put it on the first on too i think so people know what they're getting into 😻) and me being bad at writing fight scenes so i improvise

"Shit," I curse, pulling the now-ripped mask off, blood freely pouring from my nose. I had run into a potential robber, leading to him pulling out a gun. Obviously, I wasn't really hoping to get shot, so I handled it the best I could.

"Seven, what the fuck?" I whip around at the sound of Mysterion's voice, my knuckles up to my nose to stop the bleeding. "Y/n? What the fuck? What the fuck!" He shouts, looking to the passed out guy on the ground behind me.

"Hey, Mysterion, weather's nice tonight," I stall, not wanting to answer any questions. "Don't give me that shit, what the hell are you doing? Are you Seven? What the hell is wrong with you, you could've gotten hurt!" Jesus christ. "I don't know if you noticed, but I did get hurt. And it's pretty obvious that I'm Seven. Can you chill out, it's not that serious." I say, the bleeding from my nose slowly coming to a stop. He stands silently, covering his face with his hands before throwing them out to the side.

"Not that serious? Are you kidding me? Y/n what if you died? Is that a gun? Y/n, I swear to god, if you don't go home right now-" "Kenny, just shut the fuck up, I'm fine!"

Oopsies

"So you knew, then? You let me confess to you knowing it was me and knowing that I didn't know it was you? Do you know how much of a dick move that was, I was planning on-" Before he could go on for hours, I do the stupidest thing I could think of right now, and pull him into a kiss.

After a moment, he puts his hands on my waist, accepting the moment. My busted lip was the least of my concerns right now, pulling his dumbass hood off and letting my fingers run through his messy blonde hair.

"You still need to go home." He pulls back from the kiss, gently running his thumb over my split lip. "I'm not gonna let you stay here, you know that," he adds. I sigh, pushing his hand away. "Yeah, I know."

After a moment of silence, I look back at the guy, then back to Kenny. "I'm coming over tomorrow." He states, taking the torn mask out of my hand. "And I'm keeping this."

"I'll just get another one."

"I don't doubt that you will."

a/n: mullet kenny

[pinkrifle]

— mastrlist for my shiz

## south park!!

being kenny, kevin and karen’s big sista

heart 2 heart! a princess kenny x fem reader series 🫶

being butters big sibling

being kyle and ike’s big sista

chubby mysterion x reader hc’s!!

clyde with a bi-gender!s/o

main 4 + butters finding out their friend is canadian!

cartman with a menace bff

if any of the links don’t work, please send me an ask letting me know! :)

— who i write:

romantic:

kenny mccormick / mysterion / princess kenny

stan marsh

kevin mccormick / infiltrator kevin

kyle broflovski

craig tucker / super craig

tweek tweak / wonder tweek

butters / marjorine / prof. chaos

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Clay Puppington

Reverend Putty

—

honestly just check this for the full list

just about anyone who’s not on the platonic list uu donr even have to ask !!

platonic:

karen mccormick

eric cartman / The Racoon

[shhh-secret-time]

Poly List

SFW

Oh, The Song You Sing - Stan x GN!Reader x Kyle

NSFW

Improper Use of Icing - Craig x Fem!Reader x Tweek

Mystery Tool - Toolshed x Fem!Reader x Mysterion

Snowy Aspens - Stan x Fem!Reader x Wendy

Writers Block - Clyde x Fem!Reader x Craig

[kenny-the-ken]

hello! if your requests are open i’d like to req mysterion x fem!villain!reader (aka shes on Prof. Chaos’ side :D) and she’s like a little harley quinn with mysterion? like even tho she’s on the enemies side she’s so clingy and flirty with mysterion :) !! even when their in battle she’s always missing on purpose, and if her teammates call her out for it or anyone else she’ll jus be like “i could never 🤗! i hate the freedom pals!🥺”

headcanons would be nice if you wanna do them but if you wanna do a full fic im not stopping you! :3 (if you wanna make this nsfw age him up pleas 🙏❤️)

Superhuman Lovers Pt 2

ALL AGED UP CHARACTERS!! I age up in every fanfic/headcannons I write! So, I wrote something like this a few days ago, and it blew the fuck up!! So... this request is very similar, so why not have a part two,,, this one's just as steamy as last time, if you can believe that!! Warnings!! Angst, strong language, derogatory remarks/phrases, choking, no protection, intercourse. You can read Part 1 HERE!

Here you both stood, as Shakespeare once said, two star crossed lovers. You and Mysterion had been secretly dating for the past few months, and luckily for you both, the streets at South Park seemed a little safer, that was till a little chaos was caused.

You'd warned Kenny of the brutal attack, so Freedom Pals were well prepared, and as both teams stood face to face atop a high rise just outside South Park, the pale moonlight the only thing lighting the battleground. And you watched closely, your eyes fixing on your partner's.

You smirked, sending him a wink, and he had to act completely disgusted. People knew you were both very similar in personalities, so being flirty was nothing they found strange. "Freedom Pals! Time to meet your untimely demise!" Professor Chaos announced, as you all raised your weapons, flared up your powers and readied to enter battle.

"Let's go!" Toolshed shouted, both sides sprinting towards one another, and you were gunning for Mysterion, a smirk never breaking from your face, your body spinning before kicking your leg towards him, as he caught your foot in mid air, a smirk on his own face.

"Careful, baby. You could've hit me." Mysterion let a deep chuckle from his mouth, lifting you with your foot alone, to throw you over his shoulder onto your feet, and you landed, hands on the ground to stop yourself from falling.

"Oh so that's how we're gonna play it then, okay, have it your way." You spoke, lunging towards Mysterion, landing on his back, a smirk on your face, before whispering into his ear.

"Bet you can't wait to bend me over later, hm?" You knew this would make him weak at the knees. Mysterion was a man of many talents, and not much would budge him, he didn't have a kyptonite like all other hero's, that was until he met you, and as hard as he tried, he couldn't let the comment slide, a low chuckle escaping his parted lips.

Mysterion turned his head to smirk at you, gripping you by the waist from behind and flipping you over his head, as you landed on your feet.

"Don't try and fuck with me, Princess. Just cause you're horny doesn't mean I am. This is war." Kenny spat, and you knew he didn't mean a word of it, as the battle continued, you felt a presence grip you from behind, throwing you backwards onto your back, your body grimacing at the pain that began to spread, before you raised your head to see your attacker, you glanced to your side, seeing Mysterion laying in the same position as yourself, both your eyes meeting each other as you looked towards both groups, who stood united, with Eric and Butters at the front.

"So, what's this we're hearing about you both? That you're co-conspiring against us?" Eric began, a smirk upon his face.

"You both betrayed your cause!" Professor Chaos spat, the anger prominent on his enraged face. Both gangs glared daggers into you both, Kenny the first to stand to his feet, as you quickly followed, moving to his side. You had already spoken with Mysterion about what was to happen if your relationship was discovered, so neither of you were overly startled, it was bound to happen eventually.

"I can confirm that we are a couple. And if that simply isn't allowed, then I guess we're going to have to part ways with both groups." Mysterion spoke, moving to your side, wrapping a protective arm around you, a smirk on his face.

"No I'm afraid it simply isn't allowed, Mysterion. You must do the right thing and give her to us. You will be free from her dark seduction and able to meet your full superhero potential once more, without that succubus draining the life from you!" Eric shouted, and Kenny's grip on your waist tightened. Your blood boiled, humming in response to what was said.

"And are you sure you just don't want to for yourselves, Freedom Pals? I've seen the looks, I've heard the remarks about me you've all made. This is nothing to do with Mysterion and I dating and everything to do with pure green eyed jealously!" You spat, and Mysterion nodded in agreement.

"We're forming our own alliance. We're the best fighters from each group, you all know you don't stand a chance against us. So let us go freely, and no one gets hurt." Mysterion spoke, his hand behind his back, clutching to the fire crackers that hung from his belt, getting ready for you both to make a quick getaway.

And before anyone could speak he lit them, throwing him towards the group of fighters, as both of you sprinted, sliding down the drainpipe attached to the high up building, and making a getaway through the skinny allies, taking the backstreets all the way to Kenny's house.

And once you were in the safety of his bedroom, he wrapped his arms tightly around your waist once more, a smirk firmly planted on his face.

"So, since I'm obviously the leader of our new group, I guess I'll have to get you to submit to me, hm?" He hummed, his hand coming up to trace along your jaw, and you leaned into his touch, his arm round your waist reaching to squeeze your ass cheek firmly.

"And who said I'm going to submit to you, Mysterion? You're good, and I'm bad, you gonna fuck the bad out of me then?" You spoke, and he hummed once more, a low chuckle escaping his chapped lips, eyes darkening.

"I'll fuck you till the only thing you can remember is my name, slut. And that's a promise." Kenny growled, pushing you backwards so you fell onto his bed, your arms pinned down above your head by your cocky boyfriend.

"You're obsessed with me~" You grinned, and Kenny knew you were right. He was drawn to everything about you, how pretty your face is, how soft your lips are, how your breasts fit perfectly in his hand,

"How could I not be! I mean, just look at you." Kenny swooned, before his lips met your neck, marking you up right down to your breasts, before he pulled away, a smirk on his face.

"Strip." Was all he said, and you knew to do as you were told. Kenny let go of your arms, pulling you up as you swapped places with him. He sat on the edge of the bed, and you slowly started undressing, as Kenny's eyes scanned your body the entire time, until you were stood completely exposed to him, the coldness of his bedroom giving you goosebumps.

And when you looked to Kenny, you saw him taking his mask off and pulling his hood from his head. That's when you moved, straddling his lap, a cheeky smirk on your own face, as you ground your hips down against him, earning a low groan from your partner, his eyes lidded.

"What a slut. So hungry for me aren't you?" Kenny grinned, his teeth catching his bottom lip, his hand coming up to massage your breast, while his mouth attached to your other, his tongue circling your nipple, earning a gasp from you, spurring him on further.

You could feel his hard cock pressing against you through his trousers, and god how you wanted him so badly, you knew you were bound to leave a wet patch on his clothes.

As if he'd read your mind Kenny pushed you off him, making quick work of the rest of his costume, flinging it to the floor, before cornering you against his bedroom wall, his hand reaching round your neck to pin you against it.

"I've been waiting for this feeling all day." Kenny whispered, lining himself up before pushing himself inside you, his free hand holding your thigh up to wrap your leg round his waist.

And he wasn't waiting for anyone, he was needy, and so were you, and he knew that. His thrusts were at a reasonable pace, his hand loosening its grip round your neck, letting the moans you'd been keeping in out of your now parted, swollen lips.

"Kenny! Fuck, I need more!" You moaned out, and Kenny knew you needed more, you liked it rough, animalistic, but only as your villain form, when you and Kenny had lazy morning sex it was slow and sensual and loving, but this, this was two enemies giving in to their sexual desires, and Kenny knew your body was his to do what he wanted to.

"How about this, slut?" Kenny hissed, his other hand lifting your other leg up, both legs now wrapped around his waist, his hands on your ass, holding you up against the wall, his pace quickening as he continued to fuck into you, your back arching and a symphony of moans leaving your mouth.

"So tight. Fuck." Kenny moaned, his hips snapping back and forth, driving himself into you faster and deeper each time, your head spinning and your moans becoming louder.

And when he felt your walls begin to tighten round him more and more, Kenny knew you were close. "P-Please, Mysterion, please. Can I come?" You just about managed, Kenny's thrusts keeping up their brutal pace, a smirk on his face as he moaned himself, you pussy tightening round him in all the right ways.

"Come for me, slut, scream my name." Kenny groaned, his grip on your ass tightening as he felt your walls tightening round him, your orgasm crashing over you, your back arched against the cold brick wall of his room, and your moans filling the bedroom, as you called out his name, your pussy pulsating round Kenny's throbbing cock.

"K-Kenny!" You practically shouted, and he knew he was going to come there and then, his thrusts becoming sloppy, pushing himself in to the hilt one final time, before spilling his load deep within you, your name spilling from his mouth over and over, calling out for you as you did for him.

Kenny pulled out of you, lowering your legs gently to put you down, both of you panting desperately for breath. And he threw you a towel he had brought into his bedroom earlier, because he knew this would happen, better to be prepared right?

Once you were both cleaned up and had finally caught your breaths, Kenny pulled you into bed beside him, his arms wrapped tightly around your waist and his head between your breasts, a sigh of content leaving his mouth.

You ran your hands through his messy hair, pressing a kiss to the top of his head, making him gaze up at you fondly.

"I love you, Y/N. How did I ever manage to pull a girl like you?" Kenny cooed, his eyes wide, and you swore you were lost in them, a small smile on your face, pressing your lips to Kenny's for a quick peck.

"I love you too, Kenny. And I'm the one that's lucky here, not only did I pull Kenny McCormick, but I pulled Mysterion too!" You said, making you both laugh.

"You certainly did, baby. You you'll have us both forever."

[riftw4lker]

Balaclava. (Kenny/Mysterion x Reader)

PAIRING: Kenny x Fem!Reader

CW: Mention of sewer slide. Attempted murder. Arson.

GENRE: One-shot? Song inspired fic.

You were running off over the next door's garden to hop onto yours. He was just the guy next door now, not your significant other or lover. You and Tolkien had this relationship where you were high school sweethearts- until Nichole came along. Tears were streaming down your face, your make-up runny. You wanted to kill him for cheating on you, but what would you do after that? You would find yourself all alone in a forest or something, wishing you had never been born. Then what? Tie yourself to the tracks? but there isn't no going back. And it's wrong but you'll do it anyway cause you love a little bit of trouble.

You were just looking at Tolkien's window from his garden, a match box and a gasoline can in your hands. He was on the phone. There was a cloaked figure just above you on the tree, just watching what you would do. You entered his house sneakily, using the spare keys Tolkien forgot to take from you. Just in a few minutes the floors were fully soaked, you lit the match, holding it in between your fingers. While the match dropped you realized, you had no escape plan, now in the middle of a fire.

Mysterion sighed heavily as he dropped from the tree "Pulling her from a burning building or throwing her to the sharks police?" He hopped in from the window, you were covering your face with your shirt when he came and saved you.

Since that day, you always felt like you were being watched, but you were always hiding, if the police were watching you they would have taken you in a long time ago. Mysterion didn't let her out of his sight, maybe only for a few hours.

You needed money though, you couldn't keep on living off from stuff your masked 'hero' brought you before he dissappeared. Will you be able to boast of the day of the most flawless heist of all time?

There he was, the 'hero' helping you with your little heist. He wasn't wearing a cloak anymore, it was a black suit and just a balaclava now. You could see bits of his blonde hair from the empty spots of his mask. He knew that it would be trouble right before the very first kiss. Quiet and unassuming but you heard he was the naughtiest. You pleaded with him to remove it, but he resisted and fought: "Sorry sweetheart, I'd much rather, keep on the balaclava."

notes: Y/n in her Arsonist era. I might continue this song inspired fic thing. Im sorry for not updating the hp Au, but Im experiencing severe writer's block and im extremely unmotivated.

[alornights]

hello! if your requests are open i’d like to req mysterion x fem!villain!reader (aka shes on Prof. Chaos’ side :D) and she’s always dressing up as mysterion just to fuck around and do weird shit pretending to be him for shits n gigs!! ^^

headcanons r great if you wanna do that but if you wanna do a fic u can! (if you wanna make this nsfw age him up pleas 🙏😨)

⟢ just like you.

➜ in which ! you dress as mysterion for shits and giggles.

💌 ﹫mysterion aka, kenny mccormick.

✩ 🎸 warnings﹗bit of violent descriptions.

🍓 ⟡ notes — we love a good villain!! i dont do nsfw lmao so no worries on that part, but i do hope you enjoy this lil headcanon/fic thing <3

it actually wasn't your idea to dress up as mysterion rather it was butters who overheard the guys talking while he was in the jail cell on how if you wore a mysterion costume, he'd flip out.

oh how fun it was to dress up as him.

barely anyone could tell it wasn't him unless they got a close-up of you. so obviously, as a villain, you do some rather, reckless things. like robbery. and arson. and a tad bit of demon summoning.

so when the mysterious man wakes up and checks the news to see all the allegations about him and sees you instead.

he goes nuts.

"What the FUCK, is wrong with you?!" He sneered, kicking you to a wall, letting your body sag as you coughed a bit. "Do you know how much shit I've had to deal with because of you?"

Despite the pain you may be in, you smile back. "Aw shucks, did little ole me get you into that much trouble?"

He stares at you in disbelief before dropping down to where you sat. "You summoned a bunch of demons. What do you think?"

"I think I looked hot doing it." You simply responded, cupping his cheek with a wink. "You agree don't you mystery man?"

no he does not find you hot. he finds you extremely beautiful.

if it weren't for the fact that you were a villain and had committed so many crimes he totally would not be kissing you right now.

"Don't get your hopes up." He responded plainly holding out his hand to help you stand up.

"Uh huh sure." You responded with a knowing tone before turning around, "I'll see you tomorrow for another fun night, cya!"

no, he did not let you go because he has fun chasing you down and fighting you. no, he did not let you go because without you his life would most certainly not be less boring.

does he regret letting you go though? absolutely.

two days later he wakes up to see that all over twitter there are pictures of "him" drawing penises everywhere, giving people sign-up sheets to join professor chaos, and hanging around + helping racoon man summon a bunch of dead people to be your minions.

is later forced to do a press meeting with the freedom pals explaining to the public that no, that is not him.

"You can not keep getting away with his."

"But you let me because you love me."

"I do not."

You raised an eyebrow holding out your hands. "Okay, then arrest me, hero. Since you do not love me and instead, hate me."

He stares at you blankly as you smiled cockily. "You suck."

You laughed loudly walking up to him, slinging your arms around his neck, and pressing your bodies together. "Sure sure, you suck too."

He groaned turning away as you pressed a kiss to his cheek.

Life would just be too boring without you.

[cocogrrrl]

kenny mccormick 🍁🥧🎻

★ drifters | gn!reader | killjoys au ⋆ you're willing to put yourself through hell for him, but a freak accident causes the situation to make him the one near death's row instead. (wc: 4224)

★ dasies | implied fem!reader | part of the hanahaki au series! ⋆ you find yourself growing close and eventually developing feelings for kenny—a guy you met at a party. you develop hanahaki because of it as well. now, what are you gonna do? (wc: 5064)

★ cuddles with rocket | gn!reader ⋆ after an immensely tiring day, kenny arrives at a sight that eases every stress in his mind. (wc: 434)

★ bandages | gn!reader | mysterion!kenny ⋆ when you find out that the sudden thumping by your fire exit is a masked vigilante in serious pain, you have no other choice than to help him. (wc: 2001)

★ off-week | gn!reader | mysterion!kenny ⋆ part two to bandages: mysterion crashes in your apartment again, and some things start to be revealed. (wc: 1943)

★ who are you? | gn!reader ⋆ while you're on a date with your boyfriend, when a girl comes up claiming that she's his boyfriend. (requested!) (wc: 755 for kenny)

★ expressions | female!reader | main three (separate) x female!reader ⋆ (headcannons + drabbles!) the main three's separate reaction to their artist gf who is very expressive whenever they draw (requested!) (wc: 360 for kenny)

★ help arrived | gn!reader | mysterion!kenny ⋆ while on a morning walk with kenny, you accidentally find yourself alone and in imminent trouble. luckily for you, mysterion comes to save the day. (requested!) (wc: 1191)

★ cause and effect | gn!reader ⋆ turns out the reprecussions of kenny's immortality is more than either of you can possibly fathom. frankly, it terrifies him. (wc: 1389)