#finnie shouts into the void

[finniestoncrane]

💚 OK SO *big deep breath in* 🩷

i have lots of things queued for my little break from writing, which means between now and the 7th of may there's some soft cooper, some slightly rougher cooper, really soft cooper, pre-war cooper, and some maximus smut

then the final chapter of my riddler fanfic will be posted on the 9th of may

and then on the 11th of may i'll publish the post for my follower milestone event which i am very very excited for!! (normal requests will be open but i won't be publishing any of them in that time, and commissions will also be a bit slower)

and then by the end of june, when the event is over and everyone has stopped caring about fallout i can take a big sigh of relief and go back to writing and posting at a pace that doesn't give me heart palpiations lmaooooooo

[xavalav]

my fuckign BIYFRIEND!!!!!!!! I SEE HIM TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!

[finniestoncrane]

breaking my stupid back to write more than i have time for but i have started writing cooper howard x naive vault dweller reader and the idea of this man teaching me filthy pleasure in the wasteland is killing me

[finniestoncrane]

fair play to amanda waller, she's bold, she's the boss, she's the daddy. but she did hire a puppy dog with no brain cells who is in a state of permanent confusion and disbelief to be on her squad so i'm questioning that. i don't think for a single moment this man has known what's happening

[finniestoncrane]

me: where should i go if i need a hat but i don't want to be kidnapped and held hostage and made to attend tea parties?

gotham tourist board:

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[finniestoncrane]

imagine coming onto ao3 under a guest account and typing out fully in the comments "sheesh... weirdo..." like babe, you're the one who clicked, the warnings were right there so you're either stupid or ashamed or both?

[finniestoncrane]

in 9 minutes it’ll be midnight which means it’ll be my birthday and i will officially be in my 30s so pls look at this cake my family got for me

[finniestoncrane]

i hate concept art boomerang by the way :)

[finniestoncrane]

listen. when i have time to write it. everyone has to promise not to abandon me for doing an x reader with king shark where he dps you with his two dicks ok??? OK????

[finniestoncrane]

when peter asked egon if the girls liked his big cranium and he said they preferred his epididymis?? it’s both baby. i can assure you it’s both

[finniestoncrane]

loving everyone and manifesting a nice day. you WILL see a cool bug at a distance you are comfortable with. you WILL get to step on a crunchy leaf. you WILL touch a neat and appealing texture. you WILL hear a sound that gives your brain the good fuzzies

[finniestoncrane]

i've just realised how few plus-size reader fics i've managed to write and that was kind of what i wanted to do mostly when i started out but i got sidetracked by trying to make the readers as generic as possible but in the new year my fat ass is going to be so self-indulgent there's going to be flesh upon flesh upon flesh in this house

[finniestoncrane]

if nothing else this was at least a productive day on some level

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