#firepowers

[gatabella]

Sophia Loren, Firepower, 1979

[victusinveritas]

Jesus goddamn Christ. An exit wound from that would be the size of a dinner plate.

[sweetsweetemo]

as an apocalypse media enjoyer im just tired of the same old "everybody gets weapons and becomes hostile to outsiders and there's gangs out on the streets but the government is all gone" can we just try something different already

[spark-circuit]

inspired by both me and @roboyomo having Magic Bullet E.G.O agents lmao. we all have that one Agent OC huh.

[gameraboy2]

Sophia Loren in Firepower (1979)

[amazingmerci]

motorcity propaganda i’m NOT falling for:

—chuck being an “uwu cutesy” type of person

you’re tellin me that this same guy who smiled happily and POPPED A HOOD FULL OF WEAPONS onto red bc he was that close to kickin mike’s ass/screamed happily about getting firepower in the ipad game and lies his way outta things is the uwu cutesy type?? HELL NAW i don’t believe it

not to mention the entirety of fearless. imagine what chuck could do if he wasn’t afraid for his life

like i get it, he’s understandably scared about every situation that the burners are thrown in, but dude’s actually lowkey just as crazy as everyone else

[kaitowotd]

Kaito's Word of the Day: Pinball

He's a Pinball Wizard, there has to be a twist...

[timmurleyart]

MECHA firepower. 💥🦖☄️💥⚡️

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Ratchets tech specs are pretty low for a bot his size and rank

Here's some bots for reference:

Not only are these cassettes stronger and faster then Ratchet, they're also just as smart

OK all if these guys stats are mixed up, skywarp DOES NOT have an intellect of 9, it even says he's dumb in the bio! But the ranks seem correct? Anyways they're all nearly twice as strong as Ratchet is and Starscream is smarter too, terrifying. I checked the boxes and other variations to see if the translation website was just wrong but nope according to the wiki it seems to be wrong on the boxes too

These guys don't have masterpiece versions but mp seems to use the gen one original stats so I'll also use those, Mirage looks absolutely horrid because the specs were supposed to be a secret and you were supposed to decode it, however the UK versions don't have the stats hidden behind an eyesore so I'll use those if they are available

STR: 6, INT: 9, SPD:7, END: 5, RNK: 7 CRG: 5, FPR: 6, SKL: 10

Holy crap wheeljack is alot buffer then I thought, he's also nearly twice as strong as Ratchet and a little smarter apparently,

This is Ironhide, wheeljack has less endurance but is just as strong? Crazyy

OK these guys released a couple years after the first wave but damn, they're all so smart, and good in combat. First aid has a higher int stat and double the firepower 😭 they're doing Ratchet so dirty here

Note that thse are G1 specific! Ratchet seems to have gotten buffer in more recent iterations, (at least buff enough so that he's closer in strength to STARSCREAM) and that the int stat does not equal wisdom, if there was a WIS stat he would dominate. Ratchet still carries, copeium

Also some of these categories are so vague, wtf is "skill"? Is it how competent they are? Is that the wisdom stat? Is it how good they are at gaming? Who knows!

[wisp-wandering]

Oh my god it’s gay month!

[poolseason]

to this date this is still no ninjago content that's more beautiful and well produced as this OFFICIAL recap done by lego.

[celestite-caroline]

I've been thinking about several hypothetical changes to KB such as "what if they all had coffee names" or "what if they still looked a lot like coffee beans" and "what if the newer KB stuff kept the gritty, aggressively 2000's vibe" and to sum up I ended up making an entire AU based off all of these

[ocherednoe-dno]

if Belisarius learns how to fly, it's so over

[sahxyel]

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

British (upper) and German (lower) frontline trenches, 1916

[mrbearcubby]

Man, miss these country fire pits…..I remember I believe I was really turnt this time 😂