#first. i dont HATE all plants per se. in fact i have nothing against plants whatsoever. Unless. | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

widevibratobitch · 2 years

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🚩 writes and reads disgusting opera fanfiction about the most problematic characters imaginable and puts them into horrible and filthy scenarios. is a boomer and a teenage boy simultaneously. doesnt like plants

id say these are all my assets but go off i guess 💅

#but alright i will address some of the charges #first. i dont HATE all plants per se. in fact i have nothing against plants whatsoever. Unless.#unless i am forced to either #a. take care of them. which is quite simple because then they just die a horrible death and i continue on with my life. everyone's happy.#b. look at them (they all look the same btw. they're green wow guess what u aint special many things r green) in a hot damp glass building.#and i bet its not pleasant for the plants either to have some assholes stand and look at them all day. so clearly. im on the plants' side #and as for my toxic relationship with m*rvel movies that make me at least partly a white cishet teenage boy.#it's complicated. please be respectful of my pain (or god will punish you).#that is all. the rest is absolutely true and i am not afraid to admit it.#ma non manca in me coraggio non mi perdo o mi confondo etc etc #ask #anon

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