#fishnotfood

[jadoremiffy]

My Litto Chicken Wing finally meets Sharkie! And... he absolutely hated me for it. Small fish in the pond just needs to get used to bigger fishes in the ocean 😚🦈🐟 #yiyilovesyou #sjsharksforlife #fishnotfood #madeyoucry #tearsinyoureyes #atleastwegotagoodpic #yiyisorry #sjsharkie #bffgoals (at SAP Center)

[doshishop]

Normally, we'd post an uplifting message on a blessed day like Christmas and we still probably will but we saw this video and had to share. Warning - it's graphic. Sometimes people tell us that were missing out on #meat. Yes. We're missing out on the screams of tortured, mutilated, half butchered animals writhing in agony, screaming for their lives. When you say mmm #bacon, hear them #scream... see their #suffering. #govegan #vegan #freerangejoke #eggsarecruel #furiscruel #leatheriscuel #fishnotfood #veganfortheplanet #veganforhealth #veganfortheanimals #veganfortheenvironment #stopeatinganimals #stopanimalabuse #choosecompassion #choosecrueltyfree #veganpower #lebanesevegans #vegancommunity #beirut #lebanon #Doshi #firstfivefortheworld #vegan #merrychristmas here is your #ham

[rulesforteaching]

rule #53: students are not friends

Student: I need your phone number.

Me: No, you don’t.

Student: Yes I do!

Me: You already follow me on Facebook and Instagram.

Student: But I want to text you and stuff!

Me: I don’t want you to text me and stuff.

Student: Why not? It’ll be fun!

Me: Listen to me very carefully. We. You and me. We are not friends. 

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Horror of horrors, I ran into a (different) former student while running errands. I’m in a hoodie, baggie jeans, and a ball cap with an f-bomb on it.

Student: Oh snap, Zoe! I didn’t know you were so hood.

Me: That’s because we are not friends.