#flopbert

[ssseriema]

thinking about the mapicc ban and i think i wouldve been less distressed about it if jumper had done a big monologue about it all. about how mapicc and abyss hurt her or about how she wants to hurt them or about her motivations or goals or anything but it feels like. mapicc’s life vanished with a sad whimper instead of an explosion of arrows. she breathes a sigh of relief and then immediately goes on a creative world to explain how the machine works, instead of doing anything to give meaning to mapicc’s death. they didnt even use the real flopbert to kill him. couldnt even spare that thought

[ourpickwickclub]

Flopbert’s team has always sent made up stories to the Sun. I’ve heard she’s about to have another cheating story blow up so she’s probably doing what she always does, using Blake for publicity to deflect.

Would not surprise me one but if it was MLs team. They have always liked the idea of pushes people whose name’s are associated with hers down in order to prop her up.

I am intrigued by the cheating story. What’s that all about?

- B

[more-ocs-than-u]

Preparing for artfight by making some new reference sheets! I drew my splatoon oc Jax, because I currently have a lot of brainrot for him. I love love love how this one turned out, I plan to draw @2thebluesky his oc Flopbert (basically my character) a refsheet soon. Then I atleast have them updated for artfight :)

(Btw if anyone would like to add me on artfight, my username there is Spirits_Draw)

[drewbertcorgi]

Prepare for trouble, And make it double! #Drewbert #Flopbert #ItsMonaTime #ToDerp https://www.instagram.com/p/B5DJYKogA7I/?igshid=r6s9szcs5rjj

[rigginsstreet]

you mean to tell me... american horror story is doing a season set in the 80s.... slasher themed.... and not only is evan peters NOT in it, but *mma r*berts IS??

[marcosllorente]

flopbert lewanflopwski found dead in russia

[cornertakenquickly]

OH MY GOD THIS FLOPBERT LEWANFLOPSKI POST FKDKSLFDKS I CAN'T BELIEVE ANOTHER LOUIE WOULD DO THAT TO ME

HDJFKGKGLHDJFJG I'm SORRY 😂 but believe me I've seen worse about messi

[downtonian-at-heart]

Blogging as I watch the episode this morning...

...instead of finishing my presentation for school!  Oops!!

Well, if it isn't our old friend, Flopbert.  Do something that would help the estate?!  Gasp!  Never (especially if it would be "modern houses", God forbid)!  Make Cora feel loved and appreciated?!  Not in my house!

The men in this episode are very frustrating.

Except for Spratt.  I love his snobiness, how nosy he is, and his voice.

[matthewcrawleylookingconstipated]

This Robert and Cora storyline is interesting...

First we see them celebrating their anniversary, and now we're starting to see some tension, perhaps them moving apart? The 20s are definitely changing everyone...

P.S. Ugh Robert, stop being a flop.

[ourpickwickclub]

I can’t wait until Zappos and PH lose a whole ton of money because Flopbert won’t sell a third of the theatre every night. Couldn’t sell a 2500 seat theatre in Oklahoma, no one in Vegas is going to bother especially with so may better options. It’s so embarrassing the way she copies G and B though, doesn’t she have any respect?

That’s what I want to know too! Does she feel even a little awkward about this? Can’t she do a residency in Texas or the Ryman or anywhere other than where Gwen just had a residency?

— M

[drewbertcorgi]

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When it’s Wednesday and you’re just kind of half-assing it for the rest of the week. Tired, half-assed puppy wrestling is my favorite style of wrestling. It’s quieter and less chaotic. They basically just squirm around near each other with their mouths open. #Drewbert #Flopbert #ItsMonaTime #ToChomp #corgi

[sparepartsandbrokenhearts]

FUCK OFF ROBERT

[kathleengriffin]

Just a gentle reminder that Flopbert is alive and happy and Sibyl and Matthew are dead.

[endymion-]

Remember I had this poster I slightly modified after episode 5? Well....I changed it again for reasons.

[downtonian-at-heart]

I haven't watched DA ep 2 yet, but from the mild spoilers I have seen, I can already tell I'm going to be pissed at Robert again.  Oh, Robert.  When it comes to the estate, why must you be a bumbling idiot??

[ourpickwickclub]

Of course the BARFs are hypocrites. Remember when Blake donated $150000 to food drives and they said he could have afforded more 🙄? Then Flopbert donated $1500 and made sure that got media and they acted like she was the most charitable person alive. Morons. The non-drama over the song is stupid, a bunch of bored assholes who haven’t even heard it. Blake has supported those around him and helped his community. Which is more than most artists who are on expensive vacations or firing their band.

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