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[tomionefinds]

Hey guys! Do you have any suggestions for AU docs where Grindelwald wins and there is a sort of dystopian magical society? Thank you <3

I can think of a few already, but I think I may a list. Sorry, I like scavenger hunts. Thanks for feeding me.

We also have had a couple asks previously for just Dystopian AUs, and you may look over our Hermione: Slave tag for more fics, though Voldemort may have been the winner in some of those. -JD

Post 'Grindelwald Won' Magical AUs:

To the Victors by FreyaFallen M | WIP | 92k Grindewald fell in 1950: the five years in which he still held sway changed the course of history. Wizarding Britain, terrified at threats to the Statute of Secrecy, decided in the late 50s to pass the Muggleborn Wizarding Appropriation Act, which took muggleborn children from their parents at the first incidence of accidental magic. Children could be fostered or adopted by wizarding families, or would live in Wizarding Institutional Houses. Some Pureblood families took things a step further and decided to foster children in case they only had one heir to act as a sibling, companion, and stand-in for punishments deemed too harsh for their own children. If the muggleborn did well, they reasoned, it meant they had earned their place in the wizarding world. Hermione Granger is such a child, chosen at a young age to be Draco Malfoy's companion. She's an ideal muggleborn: polite, intelligent, and capable. It's not until she attends Hogwarts that someone sees her potential. She becomes the favorite of a certain professor, who sees her power for what it is. Meanwhile, Lucius Malfoy is embroiled in Wizarding politics, influenced by his sister-in-law's mad manipulations.

Bound by Sharkdiver1980 E/Ma | Complete | 59k After a freak accident occurs while attempting to destroy one of Voldemort’s horcruxes that sends Hermione back in time to the year 1947, she finds herself forcefully subjected to a new law put in place by the ministry to counteract the damage to the wizarding population done by Grindelwald. It was no wonder she had never heard of Proclamation no.1682, otherwise known as “The Marriage Law”, since it had obviously been repealed almost as quickly as it was instated. The problem was, she had already been assigned a husband. HG/TMR

A Time of Zombies by crochetaway M | One Shot | 4k Grindelwald’s death set off a massive curse across Britain. Every recently dead wizard has become decidedly undead. The world collapses and only a handful of survivors remain. Tom Riddle, Grindelwald’s lieutenant is one of them. As is Hermione Granger, Dumbledore ’s lieutenant. When they meet, sparks fly. Almost literally.

Please, Save Me by Winterblume M | Complete | 316k AU Tomione. No time travel no time turners. - 'Are you not scared of him? Tom Riddle has got a rather peculiar reputation. But I'm sure it's all stupid talk. He's Head Boy after all.' - 'What kind of a reputation' - 'Er… he's… well, he seems kinda dark.'

we'll sing in the sunshine by flosculous M | WIP | 10k Dystopia AU.

[historias-multorum]

📔(from Neji, for Hana)

Lost Words - Starter Meme

@aklramenai

(I literally have no idea what to do with this word so bare with me)

With school starting back up, everyone was trying to get the most out of their summer vacation. Hana was no exception. Of course she spent plenty of time with her family, going to beaches and festivals and the like. But today she wanted to unwind on her own for a little bit.

Right now she was visiting a cafe & lounge having finished ordering her drink and some food. There weren't that many people inside today, mainly just folks on their phones or laptops or watching the television that was provided.

She did however notice an almost familiar face. He resembled one of Kiba's close friends, Hinata. Were they related? Either way she dismissed it as she sat down overhearing what the new was talking about.

"The prime minister was greatly praised for the fluid flosculation in his state of address as he was newly elected."

"Oh yeah... I forgot about that..." She mumbled to herself.

[dreaminghigher]

i just found this blog and read your last two prompt fills and am a Fan. Arthur/Eames 48? :)

Ahh you’re so lovely dear, thanks. This took a bit longer to write, I was trying to come up with something.

To the lovely anon, thanks for sending a prompt! Since it’s the same one this is for you too.

48. “If you want to get me naked, you’ll have to convince me it’ll be worth my time.”

Prompts list, send me a number!

Eames is running out of ideas. Seriously. He’s tried everything. Arthur grins, and checks him out, and flirts back, and still just politely declines every time Eames actually invites him back to his. He’s driving Eames mad.

“What have you actually tried?” Ari asks.

“Everything. I’ve flexed my arms, like, three times next to him. Called him pet names, put on all my moves. I’ve even pushed his chair and insinuated he’s a condescending dick, but like, with love, you know?”

“…yeah, wonder why that’s not working,” Ari says, laughing, and shakes her head.

“Shut up, Arthur likes it. Our flirting is special.”

Ari seems to ponder this over for a moment. “Have you tried, you know, actually asking him out?”

“Of course I have! Watch. Arthur,” he says to Arthur, who’s going through a file in his desk, looking way too amused with the whole thing.

“Yes, Eames?”

“Do you wanna get a drink later?”

Arthur looks like he’s barely holding in his laughter. But out loud he just says, “No. Thank you for the offer,” and Eames makes some big hand gesture to Ariadne that is supposed to encompass the whole thing.

“Boys,” she says, and resigns from the whole thing.

The extractor finally comes back with the information they’re waiting for, and they sit around for a meeting, throwing some ideas back and forth.  

“His biggest fear is apparently losing control of his company, he’s protective of it like a motherfucker,” Eames says.

“So, we have him somewhere with a full view of the building of his company. We blow it up, he’s emotionally compromised, Eames rushes in like the loving wife that just heard the news. They talk about all the loss, about getting it back up again and everything they’re gonna need, the people to get in touch with, and all the while he’s filling the safe in the next room with the information we want.” The extractor pitches in.

“Sounds simple enough,” Arthur says, and Ari agrees, so that’s that. And also how Eames finds himself a level under, discreetly setting up a small explosive on the window of the replicated skyscraper.

“It’s just you and me buddy,” he tells the dog smelling his feet. The dog, predictably, ruffs, and goes back to hiding underneath the awning of the coffee shop on the ground floor. As per Ari’s design, the inside of the building is just a chain of explosives, except for this one small thing that he’s putting outside, so he can shoot it with a sniper from safely across the street. It will set off the chain of explosions, Eames will have enough time to switch skins and meet the mark on another floor. Everything seems ready.

The dog ruffs at him again, drawing Eames’ attention. “Hey, you found a friend,” he notices, playing with them for a moment. The dog seems to be having the time of his life with his fellow dog. Eames sighs. “Not even you and me, then, huh?”

“Are you talking to the dogs?” Arthur asks, showing up behind him.

“No,” Eames lies, and stands up again. “Is this the sign?”

“Yeah, the mark checking in and is going to his room. Give it two minutes, and the you can shoot it whenever you’re ready.”

“Alright,” he says, and walks back with Arthur to the hotel across the street. For a moment he looks back to the dog and motions between the two of them, like hey, I found a friend too! The dog seems super excited for him. Eames grins.

When he’s aiming the sniper, he catches some movement at the edge of his sight. He’s ignoring it, looking for the sign of the bomb, and then he remembers. “Wait, wait, wait, give me a minute,” he says, dropping the gun and opening the window.

“Eames, what the fuck-”

“The dogs!”

That makes Arthur pause. “…what the fuck?”

“I’m just gonna shoo them, be back in less than a minute,” Eames explains, already jumping down a floor onto a car on the ground.

“What- they’re projections Eames!” Arthur shouts behind him.

“Doesn’t mean I have to watch them die a gruesome death,” Eames shouts back, crossing the street and reaching the sheltered area under the awning.

“Hey boys, I need you to leave now, okay. Yeah, there you go. Good boys,” Eames says, and waits until they’re safely out of the blast range to jog back.

When he climbs back up the window Arthur is shaking his head at him, faintly amused. Eames shrugs.

“That was less than a minute, c'mon. We’re right on schedule,” Eames says, reaching for the sniper again. Arthur stops him, with a hand above it, and looks at him. And then, and then Arthur just fucking leans in and kisses him, hand under Eames’ chin to keep him where Arthur wants him, so hot Eames can barely breathe, fucking languid and sensual like Arthur is rewarding good behavior or some shit, except Arthur pulls back and says, “That was fucking stupid, don’t do it again,” with a smile, and reaches for the sniper instead.

A single well aimed shot and the whole building blows up in flames, and that’s Eames’ cue, and the whole time he’s the most confused he’s been in a while.

“Dear, I don’t understand you.” Eames tells Arthur, when he manages to track him down after the job, into his hotel room in Tokyo, of all places.

“Jesus fuck Eames, you almost gave me a heart attack,” Arthur says, putting away the gun he already had aimed. Eames thinks such a rough welcoming is unnecessary, really, but he decides Arthur gets a pass and ignores it.

“Like, at first you didn’t seem interested at all? And I-”

“What, because I didn’t jump into bed with you at the first chance I had?” Arthur asks, finally relaxing and sitting down, effectively cutting off the speech Eames had planned.

“Well,” now that Arthur mentions it, “yeah.” Because really, who could resist him, when he’s being he’s most charming self?

“Why are you presuming I’m so easy?” Arthur asks, amused, to Eames complete astonishment. And then, leaning back against his chair, playing with a pen, “Sure, I’m interested. But if you want to get me naked, you’ll have to convince me it’ll be worth my time.”

And there’s glint in his eyes, and Eames thinks fuck, thinks he’s gone right there then. He could never resist a challenge. This is gonna be fun.

[consultingreaders]

flosculations replied to your post “(The problem with letting me listen to an album more than once is that...”

hard same w lwymmd, can't wait to listen to the rest

Ooh let me know what you think once you’ve had a chance to listen!

[bm-decorative-arts]

Plate, Flosculous Pattern, ca. 1840, Brooklyn Museum: Decorative Arts

Size: height: 1 in. (2.5 cm); diameter: 10 1/4 in. (26.0 cm) Medium: Glazed earthenware

https://www.brooklynmuseum.org/opencollection/objects/162876

[yomi-gaeru]

List for my friend (2018)

Please don’t feel sad if your madasaku story didn’t mention in this list. This was an old recommend list 2 years ago. I just post here as a back up. 

※And welcome anyone add their story in this list I will write a caption in chinese for you.

Dreamt by ollia 斑櫻在夢中相會、相知、相愛，劇情向 有第二部子世代 叫 Gen to Yume 已完結 Cherry Blossom Flames by Winged Lady Colette 連載中 劇情向 櫻是千手一族養女 喊柱間扉間哥哥，喊斑爺老公 Bloody Sugar by xXAonoNYmouSPXx 高品質劇情肉文 現代架空斑櫻 櫻是斑爺的sugar baby (你們網路查下就知道啥意思) Uchiha MC by Astroaves 連載中 現代架空斑櫻，斑爺是重機俱樂部的Captain 櫻是醫學院(已畢業)學生，兩人相識於一場俱樂部之間的衝突 Homeward by Astroaves 櫻穿回戰國時代，慢熱型劇情 Cherry Blossom Alternative Winged Lady Colette 依稀記得斑櫻有崽了，不過櫻是穿回過去，取代自己的前世(已死，斑爺的戀人)，櫻還在摸索自己的記憶。 Sacrifices for Peace (Sacrifices Universe 1) by alex-halcyon 鼬櫻一起穿回戰國 化解宇智波與千手衝突 已完結 Sacrifice and Surrender (Sacrifices Universe 2) by 作者同上 斑櫻 慢熱 劇情向 Bits & Bobs jaylene 各種櫻CP短篇集錦 貌似有180幾個短篇 Journeys by Astroaves 因櫻 Dreams of a Monomaniac by LChan3706 斑櫻，斑爺從失敗的噩夢再次甦醒，抓住他失去的那些幸福 Fireworks by Astroaves 現代斑櫻 短篇 Gen to Yume by ollia Dreamt 的續篇(斑櫻和一窩孩子) 已完結 Her Madara by Of Healing Love 斑櫻黑暗向 Her Favorite Criminal by VesperChan 現代斑櫻 斑爺是前資深警察但現在是罪犯，櫻也是刑警，兩人關係曖昧 Why the Caged Bird Sings by Of Healing Love 現代架空黑暗向 斑櫻 (千萬不要期待糖) The Shinobi Princess by Winged Lady Colette 櫻和創設組的故事 MadaSaku Week Shangri-La by moor 架空設定 印象中櫻是秘境女王 The Choices We Make by Sariasprincy 現代斑櫻 中篇完 Cat and Mouse by Sariasprincy 斑櫻之間的小遊戲 Nightly Relaxation by Marquise de Nile 斑櫻 短篇肉文

Battle of Wits by Sariasprincy 宇智波x櫻 +手機遊戲 短篇完結 Uchiha Madara and the Sleeping Beauty by Marquise de Nile 結合童話設定卻又有創新的斑櫻 短篇完結 The Marchioness by Nemotheking 中世紀上流社會斑櫻 Modus Operandi by Of Healing Love 現代架空斑櫻 黑暗向 Lacrimosa by Katana Star 斑櫻 架空設定 櫻是知名大盜的女兒 宇智波是坐擁大片領土的世族 The Third Chance by TayMor 被木葉抓起來利用的斑爺和醫生櫻的故事 已完結 Family tree by Nemotheking 中世紀上流社會斑櫻 與上面那篇劇情與人設稍有不同 已完結 A Moment in Time by cHemicALisation 36歲斑爺找新娘 短篇已完 Doctors Without Borders by moor 斑爺 櫻 泉奈 King of Gods by Mrs Scorpius Malfoy 佐櫻前提 因櫻 已完結 Branded by Sariasprincy 架空斑櫻 已完結 Fashion Show - UchiSaku Week 2016 by moor 短篇 已完結 Mine Entirely by Rebeca13 斑櫻 斑爺戰後被關回木葉 已完結 Entropy by Of Healing Love 櫻被爆裂忍術炸回過去，黑暗監禁向，已完結 Brother Trouble by VesperChan 架空 櫻和一家子單身大男宇智波 Madara-sensei! by Of Healing Love 來代課的英文教授和被抓去當小老師的櫻 Obelisk: Kingdom of Monsters by VesperChan 長篇奇幻設定 My Dear Escort by XxchellsterxX 斑櫻和七班 中世紀架空? Through Time by MaidenFaye 斑櫻 柱水 Guardian by Cummunist 斑爺 柱間 幼女櫻 Clarity by Himitsu-paws入侵櫻精神的斑爺，在外裝成少年在櫻家是大爺的斑爺 未完

Ghost Stories by ViiA01 現代架空 ，櫻與被封印在古城的6個宇智波惡魔 接近尾聲 The Moon Knows Best by darth-healer 慢熱斑櫻 青年斑穿到未來木葉 連載中 Such a Tease by AnimePriestess425 現代架空斑櫻 未完 You Are My Fate by Shyyynobi 斑櫻 前面很虐後面很甜 (但似乎又要虐) saudade by flosculous 戰國(?)設定 斑櫻 虐 Mottled by SectumSemprae 斑+櫻 原作向 劇情緊湊有張力 未完ORZ

A Spark of Humanity by Kuchia-chi 生化人櫻和警察帶土 西站網友給我的圖配的文!!!!

還有很多只有湯站看的到，下次再介紹。

[asfaltics]

fluctuate, contrive to redraw

  florin       Contrive to abandon florist       Contrive to accept   florulent       Contrive to advance floscule       Contrive to allow   flota       Contrive to arrange flotation       Contrive to begin   flotilla       Contrive to buy fluder       Contrive to sell   flounder       Contrive to conform floundering       Contrive to contract   flourish       Contrive to delay flout       Contrive to engage   flow       Contrive to go flower       Contrive to keep   flowered       Contrive to learn flowerful       Contrive to maintain   flowk       Contrive to prepare flown       Contrive to prevent   fluctuate       Contrive to redraw flue       Contrive to settle   fluence       Contrive to start fluency       Contrive to stop   fluent       Contrive to supply fluently       Contrive to wait

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ex W. S. Wetmore, compiler, General Commercial Telegraphic Code (Shanghai 1875) : 181

something on W. S. Wetmore (1827-98?) and his code(s), here.  

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@flosculation-gelicide

u my friend r #7 welcome 2 this halfbaked  mess im calllin my own 4 rn

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

flosculations replied to your post

Also i think inception is at 7pm PDT not EDT? May need to confirm

OMG THANK YOU FLOS. I SCHEDULED MY WHOLE NIGHT AROUND THIS, OMG. 

i checked. it’s 7pm PDT. le sigh. i’m sorry.

[tomionefinds]

Are there any tomiones that play in the future? Not modern day AU's but like a futuristic dystopy.

Hey Anon, so there are a couple that I’ve heard are in the works. Also I kind of opened up a whole can of beans looking into sci-fi because of this ask. Thanks to discord too for help. -JD

the price of water by peppershark

E/Ma | WIP | 34k

After a mishap in the Room of Hidden Things, Hermione finds herself in a barren, post-apocalyptic future where witches are all but extinct. The rare females are prized by desert traders and cloistered und The Heir From District 2 by PenelopeGrace Series: Tomione Hunger Games AU [1]

E/Ma | Complete | 16k

They thought he would win.

Hunger Games AU + District 2!Tom Riddle + District 12!Hermione Granger

A Time of Zombies by crochetaway

M | One Shot | 4k

Grindelwald’s death set off a massive curse across Britain. Every recently dead wizard has become decidedly undead. The world collapses and only a handful of survivors remain. Tom Riddle, Grindelwald’s lieutenant is one of them. As is Hermione Granger, Dumbledore ’s lieutenant. When they meet, sparks fly. Almost literally.

A Fall Through Time by orphan_account

E/Ma | Abandoned | 89k

A/U Tomione In a present day dystopian society, muggles and muggleborns are enslaved to their pureblood masters who greedily drain the earth of it's resources resulting in famines and plagues. Hermione, known to her master Draco as Sandy, must do what she does best-survive and adapt. Until that is, she is given an opportunity to go back to when it all started and rewrite history. ~Incomplete~Abandoned~Orphaned~If you are inspired to write something for this story or pick up where I left off--feel free~

my (edge) lord by tomioness

T+ | One Shot | 1k

After a fatal virus killed every person older than 21, the world is thrown into absolute chaos. Children and teenagers can only survive by coming together. Gangs of older survivors terrorize them by taking all reserves under control. Hermione, Head of the Mudbloods, puts all her efforts into taking care of her tribe. But everything seems at risk when the self proclaimed Lord of the Death Eater gang takes an interest in her and uses her love for her community to bend her to his will.

we'll sing in the sunshine by flosculous

M | WIP | 4k

Dystopia AU.

She was pushed into her cell with only one thought in her mind. Obedience, there's no such thing as love.

Was he born normal he would have felt something similar to empathy now, or maybe his chest would convulse with sympathy (...) but Tom was anything but normal.

Or Hermione is one of the Hollows and Tom is High General of Grindelwald's Followers.

Ad Infinitum by Speechwriter

T | WIP | 74k

As he forges inexorably toward the end of time, he may come to wonder if this is a world worth ruling. Science fantasy.

Black Mambo by Nekositting

M | One Shot | 6k

She sprung from where her legs had been rooted on the floor, running to the door at the end of the room. She pounded on its surface, blood rushing up to her ears.

The door refused to move.

“Open the god damn door,” she shouted, hysteria making her words crack at the end, but still, the guard outside refused to open the door for her.

Was he even still out there?

“They won’t come for you, you know.”

Types of Iron by knittedcoffee

M | WIP | 1k

A magic and sci-fi blend AU. A magical and medieval world is connected to a technologically advanced one run by robots, but they do not coexist under the reign of Lord Voldemort. Warnings: violence, death, language, involuntary self-harm. "As technology advances in complexity and scope, fear becomes more primitive" Don DeLillo. Part 1/?

Locked Up by dhazellouise This is part 6 in a Series: Hermione's Harem [6]

E/Ma | WIP | 16k

As a result of genetic inheritance, the Purebloods and Half-bloods are considered prodigies. The Death Eaters and the Marauders are one of them. They excel in anything, even in music. And Hermione is among the finalists who will get to live with both the All-Male bands in a social experiment for three months. Yet not everything is as it seems...not when Death comes calling.

[nepheliad-blog]

@flosculation-gelicide replied to your post: So. What have I missed?

literally nothing

Booo. That can’t be true. C’mooon. Something interesting at least.

[earlgreytea68]

Tagged by @spoopdeedoop

Rules: Post the last line you wrote from any WIP and tag the same number of people as there are words.

This one always gets me because my sentences are always so long!! But it’s not so bad this time around!

He definitely does not need anyone’s help.

I tag @carbonbased000, @glitterandrocketfuel @smalltalktorture @kate2kat @katiewont @toorational @flosculations

[iridescentspirited]

@flosculation-gelicide because im a human an because my brother is bein treated as a human pet currently an it pisses me off

[consultingreaders]

flosculations replied to your post “In today’s episode of “super specific mini tropes I’m spending too...”

*whispers* at first i thought this post was about erectile dysfunction and was Very Confused

LOL

We’ll call that another long-term consequence of disordered eating: one uses shorthand that may mean different things to other people. 

(If you want fics about that sort of difficulty, ask @katiewont.)