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museenkuss · 2 years

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if I was left to my own devices and a pretty brunette with doe eyes and a leather jacket showed up, promised me to take care of me and climbed onto my lap I would've fucked her and drank her blood too. Sam did nothing wrong.

#foolproof plan from the downstairs department lol #what did the other team have in mind for Dean huh? Send this old fart who guilt trips his half brother...?#okay hold on. was Cas part of their plan? I legit forgot. I mean that was a colossal fail too though.#the guy showed up shoved dean around a bit and then immediately crumbled and started doubting himself and the heavenly plan #meanwhile the downstairs guys only failed because of who Sam is as a person. had that been me I'd be sitting on my throne with #my petite demon girlfriend on my lap rocking the black eyes and lucifer soul or whatever.

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