#fork’s work

[meatonfork]

The Fence

————————————————————————————————————————

the smell of weed seeped into the air of the car.

the sky was pitch black with no stars shining through. clouds filled the dark sky.

i was considerably calmer than i was 5 minutes ago, the car going at a steady pace. i didn’t know if it was because i had smoked or because i just really enjoy being in the car.

the corner wasn’t sharp, but we still took it slow, seeing as ice littered every street.

he meant to turn the wheel, but we still ended up horizontal on the road after drifting the car.

we sat there for a second in dead silence. our breaths were the only sound i remember hearing before we all collectively laughed after finding ourselves mere feet from the chain link fence that housed the local cattle.

a battle of trying to get back on the road took place, but after another 5 minutes we were back on the road.

and we continued on as if it never happened, but sometimes i like to think about it to smile.

————————————————————————————————————————

a/n: i wrote this about two winters ago. sadly i’m not very good friends with these two anymore, but i cherish the memory anyway.

[waterghostype]

this applies to all jay ships tbh

[heliocharis]

Affirmations

[mattibee]

More Ko-Fi Buggies!!

Two spiders in love for @cluelesscutiefly and @glacialenvy 🕷💞🕷 And a flirty little Orchid Mantis who Totally Won't Eat You for anonymous!! 😉

[spywhitney]

How I sleep knowing I'll never trust anyone that hates Sydney but worships Richie:

[kkkkkkkitty]

[merakiui]

🐙 Azul's tentacle anon

Oughhh i read ur fem riddle fic and OUGHGHGH ITS SO DELICIOUS now i have some brainrots about party animal floyd shhssh

Party Animal Floyd who starts developing his obsession the moment your romantic love for him starts fading away. You're already becoming distant from him, and once he noticed this, his entire personality starts doing a 360 spin.

Jade's so gentle and caring always holding you close to his chest whilst the old Floyd just leaves you around for anybody to take, not giving a single damn to the point you start wondering if you had dated the wrong twin, Floyd will fix that. He stops his partying antics and had the entire apartment go from a messy waste-filled ruin to a sparkling white mansion devoid of any stains. He's doing all the chores for you, he starts cooking breakfast early and he starts joining you in the morning shower, trying his hardest to replicate his brother's gentlemanly mannerisms.

Riddle's so serious about relationships and expressed to be loyal forever to her partner, unlike the old Floyd who sticks his dick into one girl to another, leaving you to rot in his room tears streaming down your cheeks and tuining your beautiful mascara. He will fix that, no matter what. He gets a job at a close friend's now successful cafe, ditches all of his side chicks and ghosts his delinquent pimp friends, where the only pussy he would stick his dick inside from now on is yours.

If you leave him, he'd just end up spiralling into a deep dark place, depraved of your sweet loving attention

OMG YES AAAAAAAA,,,,, your thoughts are so good!!!! Floyd absolutely puts in the work once he's made up his mind to be a better boyfriend. It's like he's an entirely new person. Suddenly, you're no longer transparent in his eyes. Suddenly, you're all he wants to see. Now you're his entire world. <3 sure, he may have borrowed some of Jade's rizz techniques in doing so, but he's quite the upstanding eel now (still just as crass, though. He will forever be foul-mouthed and unruly and untamed; that's just how he is hehe).

What if the café job Floyd picks up is at the same place Riddle works? :0 maybe it's a branch of Mostro Lounge or something else entirely and the only reason he's able to get in with his spotty resume is because Azul owns the place and he can pull all kinds of strings. Floyd's genuinely determined to turn things around, so Azul does him a favor (which he will pay back in due time, of course) and now Floyd's donning an apron to work in the kitchen as sous-chef. Riddle nearly walks back out the door the day she sees him standing behind the counter. T_T she's certain the world is against her. What sin must she atone for? Is this how hell punishes its sinners now, by sending stupid, annoying, ugly eels to her workplace and conveniently disguising them as coworkers? If it isn't obvious, she is Floyd's biggest hater LOL.

I like to think that Floyd, though he pesters Riddle and annoys the life out of her, would vaguely and briefly confide in her and ask what sorts of things girls like. Riddle puts two and two together and figures out rather fast that he's trying to make it up to you. Obviously she can't let that happen. She just started wedging herself between you and Floyd, making you question your feelings for him, and now he's trying to be better? He had four years to do that! She's so annoyed. >:(

Now you have an obsessed boyfriend and an obsessed friend who wants to take the place of boyfriend vying for your attention. Meanwhile, you're mourning to your bestie Jade about Floyd and his disloyal behavior like, "Why is he so sex-brained? Why doesn't he just like me for me? What's so good about parties and sex with strangers anyway?" and Jade is a persistence predator, so of course he's taking full advantage of your emotional vulnerability and weaknesses to slip in between the cracks in your heart, slowly but surely getting even closer to you. :)

[figofswords]

hi just thought everyone would want to know. I think I just made the all time best potatoes anyone has ever made ever. just wanted to share

[hrokkall]

THE WORLD LOOKS WHITE /// THE WORLD LOOKS RED

[lcathia]

the zaza

[lovingrocksnflowers]

The last few days have been an emotional Rollercoaster

[rayjeff]

why does life have to be so hard

[heartorbit]

snacktime

[jaquerabbitart]

Erosion.

[March 6th, 2024]

[rottedbrainz]

Sooo the Muppet Mayhem trailer just came out 🤭

Edit : Color makes all the difference ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

More Janice and Lips(+parents) doodles under the cut :)

Sorry for the shitty quality

I'm still doing a little tweaks on thier mom, but I know for a fact she's going to be green!

And yes, that is Anne Sue under the sticky note ;)

[rawliverandgoronspice]

regarding common tropes about ganon's writing in fics, I am kind of always taken aback a little anytime ganondorf uses degrading sexist terms in fics and such. Because to me, even his most evil interpretations would probably have no reason to have negative associations with women who have sex a lot, unless he picked it up from elsewhere (like there's some room for it to be interesting psychologically speaking if that's directly addressed, but it never is). I'm not sure why the gerudos would ever cultivate these kind of misogynistic ideas in their own culture, or why Ganondorf would spontaneously decide to form any essentialist ideas he may potentially develop on the basis of promiscuity, of all things. And, if he would pick that up from Hyrule... why would he, why this, and how does that map out with him remaining proudly gerudo in most iterations if he sees any non-married woman getting funky in a negative way?

it's kind of a very small thing, but it does kind of beckons a lot of questions regarding worldbuilding and psychology and it tends to take me out of fics a little, because it's always kind of assumed and never investigated