#freeman’s mind meme

[dorkdipstick]

bom bom TCHHH bom bom TCHHH bom bom

[thegamenowends]

[bunannafish]

real thing that happened to me

[viscera-doodles]

freemind, babygirl-ified <3

[lunarrosette]

Broke: Morgan divorced Jodie to marry Glenn

Woke: Morgan divorced Jodie to marry carol

[evilneo]

high effort system meme feat. my Power Trip HLVRV and Freemans Mind fictives

[spiderh0rse]

freeman's mind notes part 11, e51-55

e51

rock dust = health hazard. No naps here

finds the idea of breathing ether good

wonders if he can delete his employee status at Black Mesa

thinks in 205X Walmart will have turret guns in the parking lots. To deter shoplifters

perpetually bothered by the incompetence of others

chess does NOT prepare you for being surrounded

compares himself to a knight in a chess metaphor

hes STILL hungry

the plantweb around the snark balls is gross

thinks he's probably safe from alien viruses because they're just that unfamiliar with human bodies

thinks the snarks are imprinting on him

would not make a good babysitter

his first impulse to seeing kids run around is to throw nonlethal things at them

he was firing a BIT faster than reenactors with muskets. They fire once a minute. Twice if they're really fast. It's pretty impressive ngl

finds alien grunts' armour impractical and stripper-like

"yay!"

wants to use the snarks for animal fights

slime mold IS valuable excuse you

threatening the aliens with not giving them fungus

still scared they'll teleport inside him

isn't happy he's functioning with the force of an entire army. It sounds cool but he has to do EVERYTHING or DIE

"peekaboo"

STILL searching for a map

ponders eating the aliens and his only concern is how to cook them

e52

thinks the military should give out a psa for gun owners to shoot aliens in black mesa

underwater mumbling my beloved

bleugh,,

snarks? no. Popcorn bugs

has apparently forgotten the mechanics of the turrets

the illusion of free choice (westward tunnel - westward tunnel)

wouldn't be surprised to find he's been walking the longest possible route around the facility

pretty sure the icthyosaurs have been on earth longer than the rescas

he's that "hold it buddy! you lost your chance!" meme rn

yells WORMS

"bah."

THE WORMS. WHAT NOISES ARE THESE

he doesn't drink THAT much that's what the pills are for

very tired of his explosives not doing all they should

fun fact actually being underwater when an explosion goes off is worse than being on top of the water even if it's closer. That'll collapse your organs with the shockwave

"GAAAAAH."

will take any opportunity to use his rocket launcher

"a lesser man might keep moving blindly, but I am a man of vision and I have seen more rockets . . . Now I can keep moving blindly."

thinks the guard job must be boring without him to spice things up

stutters out a tune similar to march of the gladiators

thinks an elevator is a trap. Walks in after considering this

robots won't take over the world but he thinks others wish they would. Also their battery life is bad

e53

starts the episode by singing poorly

the elevator WAS a trap this is a radioactive roach motel

admits he's scared. the radiation freaks him out so badly

funny noises :3

through the power of hypnotic suggestion and a tank

okay I will be frank he has just gotten gradually more unhinged over time but it really did ramp up after the ambush

mimics Xen turret noise

THIS is why he's such a good theoretical physicist. He solves problems that shouldn't exist

not familiar with media involving aliens invading that are just kind of stupid. Show him Invader Zim right now

watched a documentary of Chernobyl. Remembers it decently. Annoyed the headcrabs are distracting him from it

got SLIMED

we should drop stray dogs and badgers into a warzone.

thinks humans are better at invasions than xenians. We do have practice

thinking about not having a tank depresses him

e54

new intro! room adjacent to the rocket launch room. wikipedia room.

engineering are pretty extremist folks

NINJAS. Occam's shuriken. When the answer is elusive the answer is ninjas

ninjas understanding quantum mechanics was a controversial part of freeman's dissertation

"you can never prove the absence of ninjas, only their direct presence" i say this so often

the ninjas from yesterday were hazy in his memory

can't even be sure if the ninjas he's shot are actually dead

confused at why the lights are still on when the ninjas have night vision goggles

he's sure ninjas will be his death. wouldn't be surprised.

wants to nuke the place as soon as he's out

door opens. He goes to explode whoevers behind it immediately

doesnt want to do shit for others rn

gluon gun,, hey would Gordon call the gauss gun it's proper name or "Tau cannon"? He's subversive. He'd like the syllable of "gauss"

blood on his suit and it isn't coming off :(

abandons some scientist to his own shenanigans

e55

checks to see if anything followed him down the elevator

Loves the gluon gun

blue energy is superior to green energy and beams

considers Black Mesa a redundant bit of nonsense so that no one person knows all of what's going on

listens to the VOX

deduces a guard killed another human. Keep up that everyone wants you dead thing

thinks some people thrive in chaos a bit too much. Sir you're like that too.

"I needed a reason?"

drops the gluon gun due to weight/ammo consumption concerns

the constant metal groaning noises bother him so much

groans at the vortigaunt almost teleporting inside him

hates the references to dimensions. Wants accurate terminology.

I do not know who Buckaroo Banzai is

[growls]

the concrete dust REMAINS a breathing hazard

[icy-book]

Now, Coach Darnell just wanted a fun little hiking trip for the school. Give the kids some exercise, let the parents be involved. It's free, they get to be in nature, and it's a perfectly lovely laid-back afternoon. Unfortunately for him, the entire Close-Foster-Freeman-Swift-Stephen-Stampler-Marlowe-Swallows-Oak-Garcia-Wilson-Actually-Likely-dear-god-how-many-last-names-do-these-people-have family decided to chaperone.

 Henry: We should go to [fairly far away trail] it's a prefect one for the kids

Carol: How are we going to get there though? The school doesn't have enough minibuses

Darryl: Well, Odessey-san could probably fit about a class and some parents and teachers

Mercedes: And the journey is less than an hour so we can use our no-emission fuel source

Glenn: Guess that means I'm riding with you guys, huh

Darnell, who only knows the Odessey as Darryl's rundown car the kiddads got kidnapped in that one time: Hold on, are you seriously suggesting that we try and fit 30+ people into a 30-something year old minivan that runs on a weird fuel source that you never name and has to be changed every hour, that for some reason only Glenn use?

TJ, completely missing the multiple problems: ... she's bigger on the inside

TJ: She can fit a class

 Sparrow will not stop picking up squirrels. No one knows how he's even able to get that close to them or why they don't freak out when he picks them up (the answer is druid powers). There's a picture of him holding twenty and surrounded by more on the school's socials.

 Grant: This hike will be a great opportunity to spend time with Lincoln's new friends and see what they're like

*Sees Link with a terrifying goth girl who acts just like Terry Jr as a teen (including hating her new stepdad), a weeb who has the exact same vocal mannerisms as Glenn and cool guy energy as Nicky, and clearly Normal Oak*

Grant: You know what, never mind, maybe we should go back to homeschooling him

 (Grant: *he's just like me fr meme /negative*)

 Darnell: I don't want a repeat of soccer camp '22, Terry Jr

TJ: I did absolutely nothing wrong

Darnell: You stuck Lark on top of the flat mast saying, and I quote, "Naughty children go on the pole"

TJ: And it got him to stop setting fire to the goal posts, didn't it?

 Every single one of the s1 parents made homemade snacks. Every. Single. One.

 Henry, ranting about nature and rocks: and you know the chasm we're walking by is actually made by a waterfall slowly eroding its own overhang and slowly moving backwards along the valley

Darryl: Henry, we do this trail once a month and you mention this every single time. I did take high school geography. I know how oxbow lakes are formed

Glenn in the background: the chasm we're walking by is also where I fucked your mom WOO

Samantha: I'm pretty sure Autumn was more likely to make love here with Ronnie than you, Glenn

Glenn: Damn, Sam, still bringing out the decade-old burns

 At one point, Nicky hurts his ankle (plus his asthma is acting up) so Terry just starts giving him a piggy back unprompted.

Lark: Hey Teej, can you carry me as well for a bit

TJ: no <3

Nicky absolutely did not need to be carried the entire rest of the trail, but what was he supposed to do? Tell Terry to put him down? Obviously not an option

(Terry also could easily have carried Lark too, he was just being petty. He also knew he could have stopped carrying Nicky after like, 10 minutes, but hey, Nicky wasn’t complaining, and maybe he liked being able to be this close to him again, sue him)

 They go to a milkshake diner place after the hike (which has vegan options to appease the Swallows-Oak-Garcias). Glenn and Morgan get those couples straws and you know this meme?

They both do the thing in the bottom picture, but they share the glasses that they put the bottom end of the straws into so it still ends up looking like the top picture. Alternatively, they only share one glass, and the other straw is in an individual glass. Which of course means they get into a whole Freddie-esque tangent/rant about why the middle glass needs to be twice as big because it's being consumed at double the rate of the other two

Jodie is not jealous at all as he watches this. Nope. Nuh-uh.

Scam and Mark somehow snuck onto the trip. No one knows how. Terry spends the entire diner celebration shooting the paper coverings that come with straws at takeout places at Mark because he still hasn't forgiven her for upsetting Ron

Poor Darnell just has to keep dealing with this weird-ass blend of 4, maybe 5, different families that just keep on happening. Unfortunate downsides of being Carol’s best friend

[ghduck]

Yo is me Generic Journalist

Mind if i can ask you to draw Gordon Freeman,Adrian Shephard and Barney Calhoun. Oh and just for the memes or lols Nicky cosplayin Gordon

Sure! I'm just on my way home from school right now

[yikes-strikes-again]

i guess i forgot that as a childhood valve enjoyer, i actually knew a lot about Half Life just by Gamer's Osmosis... you simply could not be a Aperture yuri understander and not also know their yaoi rival Black Mesa... you could not play gmod without being haunted by the ghost of hl2.exe in windows task manager... you could not play tf2 or l4d or source at all without experiencing bang bang bang hit bang tink bang hit hit bang ting bang bang because of Uncle Crowbar's influence... and do i even have to mention The Forbidden Number. lol. cant believe i literally played every valve game as a kid except the most famous ones (well, and counterstrike. (the boring tf2)). and even then... freeman's mind still happened to me. Fuckinggggggggg

but then at some point i DID have to play Portal 1, so i got it on the famed personality-altering Oranged Box at age 11. After I beat it I stared at the game select screen for a long time, and decided to fire up hl2 out of curiosity, though i didnt like not having played hl1 (Child brain needed to Enjoy Media in Order). I apparently experienced something before getting yaoi'd by manhacks, failing to shoot moving things with an xbox controller, and saying No for another nine years. But those weird people I met in that dirty building did go somewhere inside my head forever.

now i am 20 years old in the year 3 P.H. (Post-HLVRAI) and i'm forced to admit that everyone was right all along for memeing That Number because your gamer girlfriend in hl2 is just that epic, as is that based cop impersonator who has too many crowbars for a bachelor and can apparently die if you're incompetent enough. And don't even get me started on the scientists. Gigachads. What i'm trying to say is the memes were right and not exaggerated at all. I'm listening. I'm learning. The gamers were fucking right

[writtenxbeginnings]

carrd here with rules and muses!

I'm going to keep this list updated with my faces, though I do also have a link in my navigation. They don't all have abouts, but honestly, unless it's one of my OC's or you want to cross over stories and aren't sure how, I don't feel like I need them for all canon characters, you know?

I'm also going to leave these links with this post: Open Posts, Memes for you to send, and Starter Calls. I love to plot, I love to ship, I love to write, and I'm always down to talk and write with people! Feel free to hit me up first in IMs if you want. And while I do have a face claim page, I also have an Abouts tag if you want to look that way!

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Muses below the cut

TV SHOWS & MOVIES

911 & 911 Lonestar: Grace Ryder Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Willow Rosenberg Bridgerton: Kate Sharma, Penelope Featherington, King George, Violet Bridgerton, Benedict Bridgerton Criminal Minds: Spencer Reid, Penelope Garcia Chuck: Chuck Bartowski Disney: Megara Descendents: Eevie Girl Meets World: Maya Hunter Grey’s Anatomy: April Kepner, Lexie Grey, George O'Malley Private Practice: Cooper Freeman The OC: Anna Stern, Taylor Townsend Nancy Drew/Hardy Boys: Joe Hardy One Tree Hill: Haley James Scott, Julien Baker Pretty Little Liars: Aria Montgomery (I am going to say now I never did finish the show. I think I only haven't seen the last season, but I don't remember, even reading the wiki) Reign: Mary, Queen of Scotts Supernatural: Sam Winchester SVU: Amanda Rollins Teen Wolf: Stiles Stilinksi Twilight: Bella Swan

VIDEO GAMES

Final Fantasy 14: Hythlodaeus, Thancred Final Fantasy 15: Aulea, Prompto, Solanna, Gentiana Pillars of Eternity: Tekehu

BOOKS

Harry Potter: Ron Weasley, George Weasley, Lily Evans/Potter

OTHER

D&D/BG3: Shadowheart, Solanara Snowfell (Snow Elf OC)

[sciencestyled]

Reality? Augmented and Virtual? Pfft, Who Needs That? Just Strap On and Yeet into the Future of Art!

Ladies and gents, dudes and dudettes, gather 'round as we dive headfirst into the glittering, neon-drenched rabbit hole of Augmented Reality (AR) and Virtual Reality (VR) art. Now, I know what you're thinking: “Is this just another Professor Pop fever dream?” Well, buckle up, because we’re about to embark on a wild ride that makes Alice's Wonderland look like a Sunday stroll in the park.

First off, let's talk AR. Imagine if Snapchat filters and Instagram reels had a baby with the art world – a baby that grew up on a steady diet of electric Kool-Aid and superhero movies. AR is all about layering digital funkiness over our humdrum reality. Like, why settle for boring old real-world sculptures when you can whip out your phone and see a 3D model of a T-Rex playing a saxophone right in your living room? Yeet, indeed!

Take, for instance, the glorious insanity of AR installations. Picture this: you're waltzing through a park, minding your own business, when BAM! – you hold up your phone and suddenly you're surrounded by Van Gogh's Starry Night swirling around you. But wait, there's more! Tap your screen and now it's a mash-up with Kanye West’s face superimposed on the stars, each twinkling to the beat of "Gold Digger." AR takes traditional art, dunks it in a vat of pop culture references, and serves it up with a side of “OMG, what even is reality anymore?”

Now, let’s slide into the realm of VR. Oh boy, VR! The lovechild of The Matrix and every sci-fi movie ever, where you strap on those oversized goggles and suddenly you’re not just viewing art, you’re inside it. Yes, my friends, VR is the ultimate “choose your own adventure” book but with fewer words and more chances to walk into walls because you forgot you were in your mom’s basement.

Imagine stepping into a virtual gallery. You're no longer just a casual observer; you're Tony Stark flying through a museum of mind-bending creations. Here, a giant, pulsating jellyfish sculpture floats by. There, an interactive 3D model of a black hole swirls ominously, narrated by none other than Morgan Freeman because, obviously, his voice makes everything 1000% more epic. KA-POW!

Speaking of interactive, let's not forget about those VR art experiences that let you go full-on Bob Ross. Don your VR headset, grab your virtual paintbrush, and get ready to paint some “happy little trees” that you can literally walk around. Or, if you're feeling particularly avant-garde, why not create a VR masterpiece that involves neon cats riding on rainbows while quoting Shakespeare? "To yeet, or not to yeet," that is the question.

But wait, it gets wilder. Remember Pokémon GO? That was just the tip of the AR iceberg. Now, artists are creating mixed reality installations that blur the lines between the digital and the physical. Like, picture an art exhibit where you don AR glasses and suddenly the sculptures around you start talking. Not in a creepy, haunted-house way, but more like, “Hey, you look smashing today! Care to know my history?” It’s like Dora the Explorer meets Night at the Museum, but with a dash of Salvador Dalí.

And because we’re living in the age of TikTok and meme culture, these AR and VR art pieces are designed to be as shareable as possible. Snap a selfie with a digital Mona Lisa that dabs when you say “cheese,” or record a video of yourself dancing through a VR Salvador Dalí landscape, because if it didn’t go viral, did it even happen?

Now, here's the kicker: AR and VR art isn't just about creating mind-blowing visuals. It’s about making science meets art a reality. Literally. Imagine virtual galleries where you can explore interactive 3D models of scientific phenomena. Like, ever wanted to take a stroll through a human cell? Pop on your VR headset and shrink down to microscopic size, Ant-Man style, to wander through a nucleus and high-five some ribosomes. Or how about AR experiences where you can see the constellations mapped out in the night sky above you, complete with animated mythological creatures acting out their tales because plain old stargazing is so last century.

These techy art forms are also breaking down barriers, making art more accessible. You don’t need to travel to a far-off museum or shell out big bucks for an art show. Nope, just plop down on your couch, put on your VR headset, and voila! You’re at an exclusive art exhibit in Paris, sipping virtual champagne and nodding knowingly at pieces you pretend to understand. Très chic!

So, what does this all mean for the future? Will we all become digital art connoisseurs, navigating through a sea of virtual Picassos and AR Pollocks? Probably not. But we will have a heck of a lot of fun pretending. The fusion of AR and VR with art is like throwing a rave in the Louvre – it’s chaotic, exhilarating, and a little bit bonkers.

As we hurtle towards this techy art future, remember to keep your sense of humor intact. Whether you’re exploring a VR art space where kittens in space suits perform Hamlet or you're using AR to turn your living room into a disco with Andy Warhol lookalikes, the key is to embrace the absurdity. After all, if we can’t laugh at the idea of a digital Van Gogh quoting Snoop Dogg while floating above our heads, what’s the point?

So, dear students, go forth and dive into the fantastical world of AR and VR art. Strap on those headsets, fire up those apps, and prepare to be amazed, bemused, and probably a little bit confused. Just remember, when someone asks you what you did today, you can proudly say, “I explored the intersection of science and art in a mixed reality installation where Banksy’s graffiti danced to TikTok tunes.” And if they look at you like you're crazy, just smile knowingly and say, “It was lit.”

[cogbreath]

i think its ekther the gmod nuke on the door prank or the "hes right you know" morgan freeman meme on the post abt the guy who growled at the qr code, both of them i did without any thoughts in my mind st all rlly and i still feel that way

[businessnewss]

20-year-old investor who made $110 million on a meme stock is now pushing for change at psychedelics company MindMed

20-year-old investor who made $110 million on a meme stock is now pushing for change at psychedelics company MindMed

The 20-year-old investor who found fame this year when he made $110 million trading shares of troubled retailer Bed Bath & Beyond Inc. BBBY, -5.48%, has turned activist shareholder and is pushing for changes at psychedelics company Mind Medicine Inc. Jake Freeman, a student majoring in economics and mathematics at the University of Southern California, is part of a group of shareholders who had…

[hbclife]

: 20-year-old investor who made $110 million on a meme stock is pushing for change at a psychedelics company

: 20-year-old investor who made $110 million on a meme stock is pushing for change at a psychedelics company

The 20-year-old investor who found fame this year when he made $110 million trading shares of troubled retailer Bed Bath & Beyond Inc. BBBY, -3.31%, has turned activist shareholder and is pushing for changes at psychedelics company Mind Medicine Inc. Jake Freeman, a student majoring in economics and mathematics at the University of Southern California, is part of a group of shareholders who had…

[pinerera]

Imeme irish birthday

It needed “to cut its cash-burn rate, drastically improve its capital structure, and raise cash”, he added. The company, he said, was “facing an existential crisis for its survival”. Upon disclosing his position in July, Mr Freeman sent an uncompromising message to the retailer’s board. Mr Freeman amassed his more than 6 per cent position in Bed Bath & Beyond via Freeman Capital Management, a fund registered in the cowboy town of Sheridan, Wyoming, according to the filings. Just before his 17th birthday, Freeman and its founder, Vivek Kapoor, a former Credit Suisse executive, published a paper titled “Irreducible Risks of Hedging a Bond with a Default Swap”. Mr Freeman also said he had interned for years at a New Jersey hedge fund, Volaris Capital. The two recently built an activist stake in a publicly traded pharmaceutical company called Mind Medicine. He has invested for years with his uncle, Dr Scott Freeman, a former pharmaceutical executive. Mr Freeman’s initial stake cost about $25 million (€24.6 million), which he said was mostly raised from friends and family. I was really shocked that it went up so fast.”Īfter selling the shares, Mr Freeman went for dinner with his parents in the suburb of New York City where they live and on Wednesday he flew to Los Angeles to return to campus, he said. “I thought this was going to be a six-months-plus play. “I certainly did not expect such a vicious rally upwards,” Mr Freeman said. As the stock soared, Mr Freeman sold more than $130 million worth of stock from his TD Ameritrade and Interactive Brokers accounts. On Tuesday, Bed Bath & Beyond surged to more than $27 a share. Mr Freeman bought his stake at less than $5.50 a share. Jake Freeman, an applied mathematics and economics major at the University of Southern California, acquired nearly five million shares in Bed Bath & Beyond in July, according to regulatory filings, after dismal earnings and the ousting of its chief executive sent its stock price plummeting. Anyone wishing to research their family history will have a veritable treasure trove of records available at the click of a button and I've no doubt that these records will help unlock many mysteries that people have been trying to solve for years.A 20-year-old university student has made a roughly $110 million (€108 million) gain by selling a stake in struggling retailer Bed Bath & Beyond, after its stock price soared during a month of frenzied trading reminiscent of last year’s meme stock boom. Minister for Arts, Heritage, Regional, Rural and Gaeltacht Affairs Heather Humphreys said at the launch of the new materials: “This is the first time that this huge volume of records is being made available online and it is a very important development in family history research for Irish people and Irish descendants both at home and abroad. Just launched 12.5 million newly digitised records of births marriages & deaths with /22CkZJDva9 For the first time, the original register entries of Tom Crean's birth, marriage and death are now available to view.” "Given the theme of exploration, it's fitting that we are joined at this launch by the grandson and great-grandson of one of the greatest polar explorers of all time: Tom Crean. What used to require weeks and months of research in dusty archives can now be done online in a matter of minutes. Minister for Social Protection, Leo Varadkar, said of the collection: “It is a triumph of exploration because the records allow us all to explore our own past, and discover new things about our ancestors.