#frendzoned

[cichykoszmar]

'' Twój widok tak unikalny a kontakt prawie nieosiągalny..,,

[finligz]

Alright, time for my opinion on Solarballs ships

I’d like to start by saying that no matter what fandom I join I tend to only support the official or canon ships. The reasons for that are:

1. I’m not a fan of romantic stuff as a whole, even makes me terribly uncomfortable sometimes

2. I just can’t imagine relationships in my head, so I need something to guide me like a text or better some type of imagery which is usually non-existent or poorly executed when unofficial. So the canon ships are easier for me to understand by default

3. I’m too into friendship or family dynamics, when I see characters who aren’t a couple I already imagine them in those types of settings, so the ships with them don’t make sense to me anymore

But even with all that I can say that I’m not really against most of the ships. Some of them even seem cute and a few of them I even ship myself, tho it’s rare

So today in this post I wanna state my unwanted opinion about the most popular ships in the Solarballs fandom.

Let’s start with the +- canon ones

1. Astrodude x his wife

Literally one the cutest married couples on media that I’ve ever seen. They just support each other all the time no matter what, and you can see how they care about each other. And even when so far away they still keep in touch and love each other

2. Ganymede x Europa

No matter how badly they behave in the story and how awful some of their decisions were, they still seem like they’re made for each other. They seem more like a “long-term relationship” couple to me and I like it a lot, the way they’re not as lovey-dovey and actually accept each other the way they are is very refreshing tbh. I like how Europa doesn’t try to make Ganymede change his beliefs just for the sake of her own and vice-versa, just reminding him sometimes that they’re together ahahah

3. Pluto x Charon

Alright, this one is my favourite in the whole show. They are VERY cute and I like how Charon tries to cheer up Pluto and support him when he feels awful. And even when they don’t understand each other, they stay nice and open minded usually (except when Pluto is ranting about himself and planets). They’re like a couple that grew together and it’s awesome

4. Titan x Titania

I don’t know how I feel about this. They just seem quite too different. And too awkward. Titania probably liked how confident Titan seemed and now has a crush on him in the show, but Titan just doesn’t strike me as a person ready to be in a relationship. He’s too invested in the whole system’s politics rn. I can picture him awkwardly frendzoning anyone who’s gonna confess to him. Maybe in the future this might work in a way like: “we accomplished everything we fought for and now can be together”. Also I think Titan would be too demanding for Titania to feel comfortable, she needs someone more gentle

Now moving on to most popular unofficial ships

Here besides my opinion on the ship I’ll also tell how I personally see interactions between these characters

5. Jupiter x Saturn

This actually seems very nice and cute in a way. Like a married couple maybe? At least when they bicker in the show they kinda give off that vibe. They could work as a couple. Saturn is very sensitive and protective and Jupiter needs support and seems like a patient guy, so they match well!

Personally I picture them more like old friends that rarely gather together anymore but are still close and supportive

6. Callisto x Triton

Maybe that could work? Both of them seem like adults with strong opinions on life and stuff. They might have something in common, but they are too different in my opinion still. Triton strives for freedom and lack of responsibility, while Callisto wants someone to lead her so she won’t have to be responsible. And even if some might say that Callisto changed in the show, I really don’t think so. Also I don’t think they’ll do great with long-distance relationships. For both of them it will be too much unnecessary work to maintain such relationships

I think that Triton sees Callisto as his first friend and that’s why he cares so much. It just doesn’t seem like he knows what to do and how to act. Callisto could also think of Triton as a friend, although maybe just a good acquaintance for now

7. Mars x Earth

It could work? I mean they are best friends and Mars clearly cares about Earth a lot, so he tries to not be too judgemental or put too much pressure on him. Earth also cares about Mars. I’ll just remind you how he made the whole tournament just so Mars will get back to him. So yeah, this seems like a bromance ship in a way, which means it works fine. Friends to lovers shift could happen in this case, although I don’t think they’ll be all lovey-dovey like many people portray them

I see them as best friends just as in the show

8. Earth x Venus

This doesn’t work imo. Venus is too aggressive and communicates poorly. By that I mean that Venus in the show doesn’t seem like a person with a lot of social skills or even experience. The fact that he didn’t know how to play asteroid dodgeball until the tournament tells us about how he didn’t communicate with Earth and Mars a lot. He doesn’t seem like the guy to understand romantic love. Earth on the other hand doesn’t care about Venus much and is too dominant. Even if he confessed to Venus and Venus agrees (not exactly knowing if he actually liked Earth), they would get irritated with each other as they’re both too stubborn and closed off.

I see them as acquaintances at the moment with a lot of actual friendship potential

9. Uranus x Earth

Just no. Even if you’re going to reason that by telling how it’s “canon in mythology”, it doesn’t have anything to do with the actual show. Even if they seem cute enough together, like a shy x confident dynamic and even knowing how similar their current problems are (too afraid to say something wrong/be themselves), it’s just too out of their comfort zones. Uranus is an introvert, maybe even with a sprinkle of sociophobia and he’ll feel very awkward in any relationship. He’ll say some stuff he doesn’t mean and will feel terrible about himself afterwards. Earth in those situations would probably want to push it and sometimes could embarrass Uranus even more. Also I’ll remind you that Earth and Uranus barely know each other. Long distance relationships also would be hard as Earth can’t leave the Goldilocks zone and Uranus probably wouldn’t want to go through 3 other planets’ orbits just to visit Earth.

I don’t see them interacting much.

10. Luna x Titan

This could work. Seems like a pretty serious ship with them both being very thoughtful and pragmatic. Maybe sometimes flirty, but not much. They share some of their opinions. Luna is also very, VERY patient and supportive and Titan needs that as he tries to reach his goals. However, I think right now they have other stuff to worry about. But in the future? I think it will work nicely.

I personally see them as friends

11. Mercury x Sun

Too toxic. It has the vibes of Boss x helpless employee which I’m very uncomfortable with. I don’t think that Sun could seriously love one of his planets romantically and Mercury wouldn’t want to date someone who literally hurts him all the time and demands constant attention. Just no. I don’t understand nor do I want to understand this one.

I see them only as friends. Maybe a bit one-sided with Mercury questioning this friendship

Alright, I think I covered the majority of the popular ships.

Again I’d like you to know that I don’t hold anything against you if you ship anything listed above, cause it wholly depends on people’s tastes.

If you want me to answer any of your questions there’s a button for them in my profile. See ya!

[sheepinthebigcity]

could i survive fireafy? YES. i'd inexplicably apologize for everything bad i did before we went too far.

could i survive tacomic? YES. im not pickle

could i survive sodapack? NO. lightning strike

could i survive bickel? YES. i celebrate bickel thursday every week

could i survive winnerclock? YES. i'd introduce clock to simon and garfunkel which would make him more normal

could i survive soot x robert flower? NO. robert flower would death threat me and it would reduce me to a pile of ash

could i survive saltpep? NO. i'm neurodivergent and they would gawk at me like a sideshow performance.

could i survive 4X? YES. i am good at math.

could i survive nanobreaker? YES. id frendzone nano

could i survive fantube? NO. id get misgendered

could i survive constitulip? YES. i own fireproof clothing

could i survive payjay? NO. my orange doesnt squeeze that way

could i survive silvercandle? YES. its cheaper than therapy

could i survive tedison? KIND OF. i'd die but i'd come back so it's ok

could i survive treehole? NO. humans near a black hole undergo spaghettification

need i say more

[katatty]

Not you too, Mary-Sue... :/

[living1nfear]

Did I just get friendzoned by a bot

[8hotoke8]

„Zawsze będę CIĘ KOCHAŁ"

Dowiedziałam, się wczoraj, że podkochujesz się już we mnie pięć lat, a dokładniej od momentu kiedy mnie zobaczyłeś w podstawówce, więc jeszcze dłużej. Stwierdziłeś, że jestem twoim ideałem, a ja oczywiście zaprzeczyłam, że nie ma niczego idealnego we mnie, na co ty, że fakt tego, że zawsze byłam i jestem, żeby Ci pomóc, walnąć jak popełniasz głupie błędy, że gdy nie miałeś czego zjeść to robiłam obiad, że gdy było Ci zimno, to razem marzliśmy, to jest we mnie dla Ciebie idealne, troska, wsparcie, obecność, że ogrzewałam Cie i pilnowałam w najcięższych momentach i byłam zawsze, nie ważne, czy było dobrze, czy źle, że byłam sobą i nie bałam się być sobą.

Oczywiście jak to ja zaczęłam Cie przepraszać za to, że nie czuję tego samego i za to, że męczysz się z tym tak długi czas, na co ty odpowiedziałeś "Słuchaj mnie, nie masz za co przepraszać. Zawsze będę Cie kochał i to się nie zmieni, rozumiem, że nie czujesz tego samego, nie wykorzystaliśmy naszego momentu, który mieliśmy i mówi się trudno i pamiętaj jeśli ktoś Cie zrani masz mi to powiedzieć jasne? Będę przy tobie tyle na ile mi pozwoli na to życie, problemy, praca". Ja się oczywiście popłakałam i powiedziałam "Jakie to jest wszystko niesprawiedliwe i poj3b4n3. Ja też teraz tkwię już długi czas zakochana w jednej osobie, też mam podejście jak ty, ale ja wciąż mam głupią nadzieję, że coś może z tego wszystkiego wyrośnie, karma wraca. Coś czuję, że jak powiem mu co czuję, to będzie taka sama reakcja jak moja w tym momencie względem Ciebie, tylko pytanie brzmi, czy to będzie definitywny koniec, czy jednak wciąż będziemy się przyjaźnić".

Posiedzieliśmy jeszcze chwilę i odprowadziłeś mnie do domu, a raczej chciałeś, bo ja stwierdziłam, że się jeszcze przejadę pogadam z przyjaciółką, musiałam poukładać sobie myśli, przetworzyć jakoś te wszystkie informacje, które spadły na mój nietrzeźwy umysł. Na pożegnanie rzuciłeś, żebym zadzwoniła jak będę już w domu, obietnicy dotrzymałam. Teraz leżę w łóżku zastanawiając się nad wszystkim i niczym. Wczorajszego dnia zyskałam wiele, odnowienie znajomości ze starymi znajomymi, dowiedziałam się wprost prawdy nie musząc się już domyślać po głupich zalotach, mogłam być sobą w pełni i niczego się nie wstydzić, ale z drugiej strony stracę lub nie stracę kogoś kogo pragnę od dawna.

~ Hotoke 31.10.2021

[dobr4-dvp4]

,, Powrót do domu jest jakimś powrotem. Szkoda tylko że nie do normalnego życia. ''

Pamiętnik narkomanki

[cichykoszmar]

"by pokochać starczy chwilka,

by odkochać czas i zwijka,,

[lauritanaomystery]

“And now what???”

Mushi and Mystery.

Vector art up!!!

[sententiadevirgine]

Liga pra mim? Diz qualquer coisa, é que eu queria muito ouvir sua voz.

[sposob-na-zycie]

7 czerwca 2019

Granie, ćpanie i koledzy. Czy w tym wszystkim jest miejsce dla mnie?

[tojuzkoniecc]

Ten uczuć kiedy znów się potniesz i zaczynasz tego żałować...

[jiinsthings]

Qué? Creíste que teniendo tantas chicas, te iba escoger a ti?

[tychsblog]

[feranoidstore-blog]

Face off 😂😂😂

[imperfectperson]

Al ver tus ojos siento que me intentan dicir lo que tanto anhelo escuchar. Debo confesar que tengo miedo, ¿Qué pasa si es solo mi cerebro intentando de una manera desesperada buscar una mínima señal de que te intereso de la misma manera en la que me interesas?

I. L