#fruitheads

[sirenflame48]

Been fascinated with the beauty of citrus fruit lately

[loverofthewindgod]

Hey! Hi! Hello there!

Just randomly stopping by to share my realization that I am a proud

🍓Strawberry Slut🍓

That is all.

You may continue your lovely day.

🍓🍓🍓😊😊😊❤️❤️❤️

[bandofchimeras]

what's it called when you're a furry but a fruit or vegetable

like veggie tales fans

[everydaylouie]

fruitheads

[circusheart]

does anyone have any fruit recommendations for a new fruithead. i just got into apples should i do pears next or go right to limes

[lastwave]

top five fruits ….

YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT GUY IM A TOP FRUITHEAD!!!!!! MY TOP FIVE FRUITS:

5. Blackberry. yeah picking them is a pain in the ass but they're so good. sweet but not sugary. makes good jams makes good snacks makes good juice and pies its great!!!

4. Guava. i love her. juice? wonderful. raw? great! in a smoothie? beautiful! alcohol? excellent! theres nothing she can't do.

3. Pomegranate. listen. ok. eating a pomegranate is such a humbling experience but it's worth it. am i covered in pink juice like some desperate horse? yes. am i alive? also yes. i understand persephone and if i was her i'd have eaten WAY more than six seeds let me tell you that much.

2. honeydew. simple and succinct. pairs well with anything. meats and cheeses? you got it. breads? done. other fruits? you know it. nuts? do you even have to ask that question. do you hear yourself. i eat honeydew on a daily basis its integral to my being at this point. not too sweet but beautiful and succulent

1. Watermelon. have you ever eaten a watermelon after hauling dirt for 7 hours in the hot ass summer sun? have you ever had a watermelon at the pool? its fucking perfect. a divine experience. it's like tasting the ambrosia of the gods. no notes. the best fruit anyones ever made the devils stupid apple has nothing on this thing.

[balzabul]

im sorry fruitheads but i have to speak my truth. i dont like strawberries. i like their flavor a lot and i like when theyre in things but the act of eating an actual raw strawberry is so offensive to my senses it's like im being attacked by a sword of minecraft. worst texture in the world and too tart Or not tart enough so then you just have wet slop in there. no good.

[daydadahlias]

@ paul mescal anon what do u mean also if anything paul mescal is ashton irwin 2.0 ashton was here first how dare u

say this on your own damn blog fruithead

[lolitafan1997]

A highway patrol car drew up alongside. Florid and beetle-browed, its driver stared at me: “Happen to see a blue sedan, same make as yours, pass you before the junction?”

“Why, no.” “We didn’t,” said Lo, eagerly leaning across me, her innocent hand on my legs, “but are you sure it was blue, because—”

The cop (what shadow of us was he after?) gave the little colleen his best smile and went into a U-turn.

We drove on.

“The fruithead!” remarked Lo. “He should have nabbed you.”

“Why me for heaven’s sake?” 

“Well, the speed in this bum state is fifty, and—No, don’t slow down, you, dull bulb. He’s gone now.”

“We have still quite a stretch,” I said, and I want to get there before dark. So be a good girl.”

“Bad, bad girl,” said Lo comfortably. Juvenile delickwent, but frank and fetching. That light was red. I’ve never seen such driving.”

We rolled silently through a silent townlet.

“Say, wouldn’t Mother be absolutely mad if she found out we were lovers?”

“Good Lord, Lo, let us not talk that way.”

[beadyeyes]

This was so aswesome

[mikuhats]

fruits and yogurt for breakfast is so yummy ohhh my god the person who made fruits need to get dipped low and kissed sweetly im such a fruithead i love fruits

[luzeni]

pineapple head in the aggie.io no one left alive

[wolftattoo]

ahhhhhhh oh my god theyre on my head and they have fruit on THEIR head will it ever end ?!!!!

[lunarlines]

honeyhead, friend of bees 🐻🍯🐝

[clonepa2]

comic_1 (?)

[submech]

conception of plumhead