#fucking love that guy

[rynzii-419]

omg i forgot to show you guys

[aimasup]

me, ready to be done with Helluva Boss (No hate to the fans): wow what great options this is gonna be so hard. 😒

Asmodeus fucking ASMODEUS: Oh sisters I'm back from war

me:

[baejax-the-great]

Is Paris a scrub?

The sacred texts tell us that a scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly, who is always talking about what he wants, and who spends considerable time sitting on his broke ass.

Does Paris sit on his broke ass? Well, he's not broke (though he did straight up steal from Menelaus), but he does ditch a duel to go lie down in his bedroom with his hot wife, so I'm going to go with qualified yes. His laziness when it comes to combat is a point of contention with his brother.

Is he always talking about what he wants? Not really. He does tell Helen he wants to bone, but he follows through on that one. He seems more content to let other people talk.

Does Paris think he's fly? This is a matter of opinion. Despite Paris agreeing with every mean thing Hector says to him, I think he does it in a sort of roguishly cheeky way, like, yes, aren't I soooo awful [and sexy]??

So far I don't think the evidence is clear. Thankfully, the sacred texts leave us with these warning signs of scrubbiness:

If you don't have a car and you're walking ❌ (has chariot)

If you live at home with your momma ✅ (Hecuba)

If you have a shorty that you don't show love ❌ (debatable)

[If you have] no money ❌ (bedroom described as sumptuous)

[If you are] looking like trash ❌ (by all accounts hot as hell)

I think when it comes down to it, the lack of money and inability to provide or even just not be a burden to his shorty is a fundamental part of being a scrub, and Paris doesn't meet that criterion.

Verdict: Not a scrub.

[splattergutz]

[feltcaverns]

i want the cats to leave me alone

[snowflake-sage]

I should draw humans more

[doomordestiny]

who up feeling insane about chip jrwi

[meatybunger]

I was expecting this

[purley-annoying]

Airy (again)

I got drawing tablet for Christmas :)

First piece on it im so happy :D

any tips for digital art r appreciated. :p

[sandwichhsk]

every second that passes i kin ricky potts even more

LOOK AT HIM

LOOK AT THE SILLY! THATS ME RIGHT THERE

[meandmypagancrew]

The friend I’ve been watching Death Note with works at a craft store I frequent and a lot of times I plan my trips for when he’ll be off so he can go with me and use his employee discount though recently he told me his employee code and said as long as I give that to the cashier that should be fine, but today I went there with my mom to get some stuff and he just happened to be working the register and because I’m insufferable I slunk up and in my best valley girl voice was like “Heyyyyyyyy so my bestie works here and he said if I give his employee number I can get a discount-“ and he said “No.” and so I changed gears and said “Please, I am but an impoverished, penniless orphan (my mother was standing right next to me), can you not spare a discount…” and he was still like :| so I made my final Hail Mary play where I whipped up some fake tears and said “You know, I’m going through a really hard time right now, recently someone very dear to me died unexpectedly, you remember that day recently where we had that random rain? Well that day- he just had a heart attack out of absolutely nowhere. Otherwise perfectly healthy. And the guy who was like a father to him, it was almost like he died of a broken heart-“ and at that point I got a snort of laughter out of him and the discount.

[reasonably-annoyed-fog]

I’m rewatching Farscape with a friend and I gotta say the way the dynamic between Crais and Crichton goes from “Captain Ahab and his unwilling whale” to “Talyn’s dad and Talyn’s Uncle John yell at each other during Christmas dinner again” is ✨exquisite✨👌👍😩

[touchlikethesun]

for all the philosophers i've read, no one has more poetry imbued in them than spinoza.

[parkers-tea-shop]

11/10/2022 choco ginger bourbon. oh my god. its like the chocolate chai drink we make but I can actually enjoy it. 10/10. one of my new faves my manager had never eaten a butter tart before, so me and @i-cucked-mister-freeze (hi bestie) picked up a six-pack and brought it to the shop. he ate it in one bite. like. a decent-sized ~4 bite tart. just fucking gone. it was incredible.

[luisleyyaoi]

Yeah, I’m a fnaf fan 😎 *literally only reblogs william afton/springtrap fanart with occasional dsaf spam posting*

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt