rafaelkfouri

[kajiimotojiiro]

They should invent a pen that works.

[marictheirins]

physically restraining myself from commenting on the stupidest gaming hot take ive ever seen someone reward me with a gold star because holy fuck

[paigetics]

Nicky is…unfathomable. Unfuckwithable. A sea wall with sea green eyes. No great incursion had shored up against it and won; no sinkhole could collapse it. When they first met (under less than desirable circumstances, mind you), before he knew anything about Nicky, Joe could intuit he was a dangerous human being just from the self-assured way he carried his body around, like it hadn’t ever failed him.

He also delights in telling people no in a way that’s only noticeable by the slightest uptick of his mouth or crinkle at his eye. He is tacit and serious about a lot of things, the mission, their (relative) safety, their role in the universe. Sometimes he sits down like he’s been holding the world on those big, broad shoulders of his, and his under-eyes are constantly bruised, like he doesn’t ever sleep well.

But then, out of nowhere, he’ll do something totally unexpected, like laugh at one of Joe’s terrible jokes, or place an atrocious bet against Booker sans prompt, or agree to do something fuckstupid just because Joe asked him at the right moment.

In which Joe's been immortal for six months; a long stakeout with Nicky provides him with an opportunity to reflect.

[darby-rowe]

me when im subby like lambgirl but am also gay for lambgirl so I've come to the conclusion we just need to frot and share a double ended dildo till we're both fuckstupid. clits bumping and kissing :(( we can't stop pressing together either just wet and messy and horny

moans 😩 lambgirl gets so stupid so easily. and she would get so shy looking down and seeing the strings of slick connecting your pussies together………

[sapphim]

Sibling Rivalry - DA2

I'm probably not the only person to wonder the degree to which Bethany and Carver's approval score affects their disposition toward Hawke in the game. So I got it into my head to search the game files to see every instance in which the game checks their approval score and... it's not much!

A couple things.

There's always a small chance that there's some other line of dialogue in the game that's been coded in some fuckstupid nonstandard way that my search didn't catch, but this should be everything.

Unlike the game's full companions, which have major milestones at 50 and 100 approval points and can sometimes behave accordingly, Bethany and Carver are always at a flat check to determine if their approval is either above or below zero. There's no further benefit to changing their approval more than +-1 point from neutral.

Approval scores for Bethany and Carver really only ever come into play in Acts 2 and 3. There are basically no approval checks in Act 1, and none in the base game.

There's not a lot of approval-related dialogue in the base game, and it's all for warden siblings -- in the Act 2 climax and in the optional Act 3 sidequest Finding Nathaniel. Templar Carver and circle mage Bethany do not have any approval-specific dialogue in the base game... and the majority of approval-specific dialogue in the DLC still goes to their warden counterparts.

I'll be posting additional posts with the dialogue from MotA and Legacy in separate posts, to keep the length manageable, which will be found under the #sibling rivalry tag. Here's the base game dialogue:

Act 2 - Demands of the Qun (Warden Bethany)

Blue Hawke: [Are you all right?] Are you injured? Are there more of you?

[friendly]

Bethany: This is everyone. Thank you.

[rival]

Bethany: We're fine. Everyone's here.

---

Purple Hawke: [I live here.] Last time I checked, you'd moved on from Kirkwall.

[friendly]

Bethany: I'm a Warden now. We go where we're needed.

[rival]

Bethany: We're here on Grey Warden business.

---

Red Hawke: [You're welcome.] A "thank you" might be in order, don't you think?

[friendly]

Bethany: I must say, it's less painful than the last time you saved my life.

[rival]

Bethany: I knew you didn't go to so much trouble to save me, just to throw it away now.

---

Hawke: [You're leaving, Bethany?] But you just got here.

[friendly]

Bethany: You gave me this life… I'm just doing the best I can to live it.

[rival]

Bethany: I've been here for six days.

---

Hawke: [Bethany, Mother's gone.] Wait—I need to tell you about Mother.

[friendly]

Bethany: I know. When we got the news, the Wardens helped me hold a wake. I'm… glad you were with her. In her final moments.

[rival]

Bethany: I know what happened. I waited and waited for you to tell me yourself. Did you hold a funeral, or was there not enough left?

Act 2 - Demands of the Qun (Warden Carver)

Blue Hawke: [Are you all right?] Are you injured? Are there more of you?

[friendly]

Carver: I'm good, but we're not the help you need.

[rival]

Carver: I'm fine. We're fine. And no, this is all of us.

---

Purple Hawke: [I live here.] Last time I checked, you'd moved on from Kirkwall.

[friendly]

Carver: Things change. But… I can't stay.

[rival]

Carver: We're here on Grey Warden business.

---

Red Hawke: [You're welcome.] A "thank you" might be in order, don't you think?

[friendly]

Carver: Sorry. A bit distracted by all the friends you've made since I left.

[rival]

Carver: Pardon my manners. You save me so often I sometimes forget.

---

Hawke: [You're leaving, Carver?] But you just got here.

[friendly]

Carver: Another time, perhaps.

[rival]

Carver: I've been here for six days.

---

Hawke: [Carver, Mother's gone.] Wait—I need to tell you about Mother.

[any]

Carver: I already know what happened. I'm sure you did your best.

Act 3 - Finding Nathaniel (Warden Bethany)

Hawke: Bethany? Is that really you?

[friendly]

Bethany: Why would you come back here if you didn't have to?

[rival]

Bethany: Are you here to "save" me again?

---

Blue Hawke: [Are you all right?] You don't look well, Bethany. Are you injured?

Bethany: Injured? I have the darkspawn taint forever in my veins, barely held in check by the Wardens' rituals.

[friendly]

Bethany : I'm sorry. You did the best you could.

Hawke: I wish there'd been a better way.

[rival]

Bethany: I will never be well again.

Hawke: Where there's life, there's hope.

---

Purple Hawke: [Cheer up, Sis.] A little smile for me, Sister? It's been years. I've missed you.

[friendly]

Bethany: If I let myself miss you… and Carver… and Mother… I couldn't go on.

Bethany: It's better not to feel.

Hawke: I, ah, won't try to cheer you up, then.

[rival]

Bethany: I have kept track of your doings. I'm glad you've done well for yourself, though perhaps too late for Mother.

Bethany: But I am a Warden now. We have no families.

Hawke: They say it's always darkest before the dawn.

---

Red Hawke: [Pull yourself together.] You're not dead yet. Shake it off! There's work to be done.

[friendly]

Bethany: You never change, do you?

Hawke: Enough, Bethany. We need your help here or we'll all die.

[rival]

Bethany: You sound just like Ser Fenley—before the Children devoured him.

Hawke: Enough, Bethany. We need your help here or we'll all die.

Act 3 - Finding Nathaniel (Warden Carver)

Hawke: Carver?

[friendly]

Carver: Well, just like old times.

Carver: Still coming to the rescue after all these years? I have it under control, but thanks.

[rival]

Carver: What are you doing here?

Carver: Just like always, no cause is too small for you to stick your nose in. I have this under control.

---

[friendly]

Blue Hawke: [I'm glad you're doing well.] It's good to see you. I hope the years have been kind.

Carver: I can't say that. The Blight is long over, but the threat never really goes away.

Carver: I don't know if you can understand that. Maybe someday.

[rival]

Blue Hawke: [I'm glad you're doing well.] It's been years, Carver. We can't be civil?

Carver: I almost died in your shadow. I don't appreciate you showing up to take my thunder.

Hawke: If my shadow made it down here, you brought it.

---

[friendly]

Purple Hawke: [Why are you down here?] Don't you have Archdemons to hunt or something?

Carver: There's a considerable gap between Blights, you know. Apparently, just long enough for people to forget.

Carver: We Wardens don't have that luxury, though.

[rival]

Purple Hawke: [A little thanks, maybe?] You know, the average person saves a life, they might expect some gratitude.

Carver: I've seen too much of the world to be impressed by this.

Carver: It's just kind of sad.

Hawke: What is?

Carver: That your world has stayed so small.

---

[friendly]

Red Hawke: [Still hold a grudge?] So, do you still blame all of this on me?

Carver: Do you still expect me to? I'd like to think we've both changed.

Carver: I guess we'll have to wait and see, won't we?

[rival]

Red Hawke: [Still angry, Carver?] Nothing's changed between us after all these years?

Carver: I've seen a lot, Brother. Our little squabble, it doesn't matter.

Hawke: Your tone says otherwise, Warden.

[atthebell]

trying to figure out which fuckstupid place i left something i hate adhd

[gloriesunsung]

Why the fuck am I seeing transphobic posts suggested as “posts I may like”? Holy shit, tumblr, no, I do not fucking like.

I don’t know if I’ve interacted with something dodge, and please tell me if you think I have! But let me be perfectly clear - I don’t tolerate transphobia in any form, I see and love my trans friends, and TERFs can kindly go suck on dynamite. GTFO with these abhorrent, fuckstupid takes.

[equalseleventhirds]

making bad late-night decisions in a fit of despair, but they're like. applying to a job in baltimore bcos it pays better & has less fuckstupid requirements than jobs here.

[kingtankgirl]

new activity page is so dogshit fuckstupid ugly. hate this website

[unitedspaceflag]

#fucknazis #fuckconspiracytheories #fuckwar #fucksexism #fuckantisemitism #fuckrasicm #fuckhomophobia #fuckstupidity #randomircosmotisch https://www.instagram.com/p/CYuMP49Ip-b/?utm_medium=tumblr

[mlavistudio]

#peacock , #tattoo #style!! #wholesale available at www.mlavi.com #be #magnificent be #bold be #beautiful be #you #fuckinjustice #fuckdiscrimination #fuckstupidity #fuckignorance

[dilfsisko]

ehehe :) this is hazel she's very mischevious

OHHH TORTOISESHELLS.......... they are so fucking good, I love torties. I have two and they're really weird. Please tell Hazel I love her

[gracifleur]

melli is so funny why is he like that

[carnelianfoxx]

maybe the real pee pee boy was inside us all along

[stcrlngs]

i was gonna come in with a funny joke today but baumgartner put out a new video and it also turns out i need a chest x-ray so instead you guys just get a new icon and like................ vague art restoration noises