#fucktale?

[noodle-persom]

Undertale role swap AU but there’s no rhyme or reason behind literally anything called “the fuck kind of tale is this?”

Grillby is frisk

Muffet is Chara

Chara is Flowey except they’re just a human with no powers

Sans is Temmie

Monsterkid is Toriel

Some random monsters take the place of sans and papyrus

The swaps are like- somewhat normal at first but slowly it becomes more and more unhinged

If you guys have questions then ask I guess?????? Idk

[shkrofthebooty9000]

How tf do I draw Ducktales characters in my style wtf

[mimsypoo]

If I go back to California hyperfixating on Fucktales like I'm 18 again I will sink the whole state with the weight of my mind as I exit the plane

[cruelprincae]

❛  and i fell for the promise of a life with purpose. but i know that's impossible now.  ❜

🐝  *  ―  𝑰𝑻'𝑺 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝑨 𝑷𝑯𝑨𝑺𝑬, 𝑴𝑶𝑴.

❛ That's usually how it goes. ❜ Muses Cardan with a slight tilt of his head before bringing the silver goblet filled to the brim with Faerie wine to his lips and taking a strong sip from it.

Whether the terms of the bargain require something as small and insignificant as someone's sweetest dream, or bloody and gruesome like a bucket of fresh, human skin every other week for a duration of time set by the Folk themselves, one thing is for certain; one way or another, it becomes more than the mortal can chew and said mortal is, near always, rendered in the Fae's service. He has seen it play over a thousand of times, like a broken stereo repeating the same tune. It is, after all, how most ― if not all ― of the mortals have come to occupy Elfhame, particularly in the Unseelie territory where they take special joy in first tormenting them, and then eating them. It is hard to tell which one they enjoy more.

Cardan had warned Gen about the dangers of bargaining with the Folk, and yet, they went ahead and did it either way. Mortals, he thinks with a scoff, it doesn't matter whether you show them the end result of their actions for they will scurry toward their demise like mice.

❛ And I suppose the reason why you're here is because you've come to discover that the hard way. ❜ States the Prince as soon as his goblet is empty of wine. A manicured brow raises towards them and he releases a long, drawn sigh before he continues; ❛ It would be pitiful of me to say that I warned you against it, but alas, I am very petty amongst other things and therefore I will say, as the mortal say goes, I told you so. ❜

[divinamour]

Me, having bought my ticket, told my friends, gotten seats at MSG, rented a room and packed my bags:

My parents: We don’t think it’s a good idea that you go on this trip.

[macabrecabra]

I never let go of a fandom I once loved. I just can’t even when I want to.

I’m always back and forth

I hold onto most of them too c: nothing wrong with coming back to a classic! Like I just came back to yu yu Hakusho and reliving the love! If the fandom was a positive experience or brings good feels, always come back!

Some though… some I let go forever because the creator proved to be a horrible excuse for a human being, manipulative and abusive. Those fandoms deserve to burn and sink and I pray karma bitch slaps him upside the head :/ negative fandoms I would suggest leaving for good

[ducktalesnstuff]

Dialogue creds to @fucktales-woo-oo

[velvetvexations]

I'd like to. I'm unfortunately fatter and hairer than I'd like to be. I want to be clocky but either more like a fucktall and thin and lanky hairless Slender Manesque monster the way Kuroko Koumori is, or a giant muscled beast of a woman like a professional wrestler.

Very lovely people (TricksterKisses* and @imgonnafuckthetriangle) have drawn how I see myself:

*Tumblr, Twitter, Toyhou.se, FurAffinity

We love and support all personality disorders, Velvet Nation~!

[tr0ubl3d-tr4n53nd3r]

Ducktales? More like what the fucktales.

[firapolemos05]

Gajeel can hard mad SPRINT in fucktall platform heels and Evergreen is livid with envy.

[noodle-persom]

Regarding your "The Fuck Kind Of Tale Is This" AU, may I suggest Papyrus to take the role of Grillby? I find the irony very amusing

Also if my scronkly guy was already given a role what is it gsjwgsiwhwg pls tel meeeeee

Oh my god yes this is amazing I will 100% have papyrus be Grillby

He runs a well known family diner in snowdin (or whatever equivalent to snowdin I’ll have if I change locations) and it could be the central place to dine.

Everyone in snowdin is aware of papyrus and he has an amazing reputation for his charismatic and welcoming personality, all of his recipes were also made by himself or his family and all ingredients are locally sourced, he gives anything and everything to the community whenever he can.

His most famous dish is obviously spaghetti but he sells a wide variety of foods for different types of monsters! I feel like the diner would be one of the safest places to eat when it comes to allergies or personal preferences or cultural differences on what they’re allowed to eat, he has practically anything for anyone!

I feel like he would do business exchanges with smaller shopkeepers so he could help them as well, which could lead you to finding the foods sold at the diner in a different shop.

I’m kinda on the fence about having the main character able to do dishes or help serve tables since I know they’re going to be a child and papyrus would be incredibly concerned about having a child work for him, he’d just be like “buddy, you’re a whole kid.” Buuuut if the main character has to do some sort of community service because they got into some hijinks I feel like then he would let them help.

Fybdbhubbthuet I have SO MANY MORE thoughts about papyrus grillby and I’ll write them down laterrrrr thank you so much for the ask <3

[jeffgerstmann]

fucktales (woo-oo)

[cryptic-loser]

I wanna draw Fucktales n Darkwing Duck stuff again, but birds are hard to draw >:[

WHY MUST BEAKS BE SO COMPLICATED-

[ducktailsuwu]

Fucktales

*hentai moan*

We do not support ducktails r34.

[icyxthot]

ducktales? more like fucktales

[aftonfamilyvalues]

i would only ever be into yaoi if it was telltale batman penguin x joker