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pov: tu à l'herbe
#sheep#goats#not tagging everyone lol#i wish the scythe was functional cos there's lots of good grass in inaccessible places that they could be eating#a note: if you notice that betty looks like...Bad...i know. i'm working on it but these things take time#unfortunately long story short there is a chance she may need to go to the big pasture in the sky if she can't recover#but we'll cross that bridge when we get to it#i'll probably talk about it more later
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they prob wont' but i realized if they do keep the whole shrinking when u crouch thing then ren is just gonna be tiny for the rest of the series he's ALWAYS crouching ksjdhjk
YEAH OMG lil ren for the entire series would be so funny. he is like a snail in the small garden, martyn would need to put him gently on leaves
but also, imagine this for the others as well. bdubs is ANOTHER croucher, lizzie was huge bc she is the queen of just,,,standin' there,,,doing nothin', this would make up for such a fun premise
#sheep talks#wild life#wild life smp#anon ask#i do think the dynamics change every session#so this is the last we are gonna see from the growing and ungrowing spurts#fun premise. but not so functional for a life series
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my first attempt at running a small business is of course a petting zoo but everyone kept feeding my chickens instead of doing literally anything else 😭
#i was actively sobbing for them to do any of the other activities i had for them.#I BOUGHT A SHEEP AND NO ONE WANTED TO PET THE SHEEP.#OR THE COW.#OR DO THE GARDENING.#they all just wanted to pee on my lawn and feed chickens. ):#i love sims what a functional game#ny says
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hey uh
#this is just ripped from my main acct so it excludes EU and alt NA bc i do NOT have it in me to manually add in that data#beloved friend holly set up a spreadsheet function that rips data from an API key and I had to visualize this when I noticed it#jsyk rrenne was made only a few months after launch#sheep was made in...2016? I think?
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this is a topic i don’t talk about nearly enough because idk how to phrase it but. i think the chronically online people who are into exclusively into media like heartstopper (99% of everyone is accepting and 1% is cartoonishly evil) need to realize that people cannot just live their truth with the power of love or whatever. like yes i’m 21 i should be allowed date a girl if i wanted to (if i could pull one 😔), but i can’t while living at my family’s house in this economy etc. yes i don’t want to interact with stranger things content (for multiple reasons lol) but it’s a Family Show and I can’t explain the boycott to my conservative family. with all the jokes and bad takes i hear i’m exhausted as is. I don’t think it’s problematic to stay in the closet/keep your voice down if it means remaining in a mostly good situation for the time being.
#rose.txt#not to ment i’ve been the Liberal Black Sheep of the family since I was like 14 & my 45+ family members have tried ���debating’ with me at—#the family functions & that shit is fucking Tiring. no more. Please#I will instead be getting wine drunk in the corner talking with the cousins about their vampire smut novels
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Dora walking in on her grandfather about to punch Sirius and her grandmother crying is..kind of the perfect introduction to her grandparents lol
Pretty much sums them up.
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I love that I have the worst relationship with my mother (compared to my siblings) and I was still DEFINITELY the first child to send her a birthday text.
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Move your body when the sunlight dies.
Everybody, hide your body from the scarecrow.
Everybody, hide...
#kai? reposting art?#its more likely than you think#im still really proud of the shading on the second one#also#making jacob's sheep skulls into functioning masks for humans is A PAIN IN THE ASS#mother of plants (kairi)#muse art#mun art#my art#oc#oc art
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i binge re-read blooming panic last week, and have been filled with headcanons and thoughts ever since
#txt#like there's just!! so many thoughts!!! running around in my head!!!#thinking about xyx calling teddy 'theo' and being the only person on the planet who can get away with it#thinking about toasty getting home after a long day and just collapsing on top of teddy on the couch#thinking about teddy dressing up to attend a work function with xyx and him just error404-ing for a solid minute when he sees her outfit#thinking about teddy sitting in a field facetiming toasty as she introduces them to the local sheep and toasty just 🥺🥰#(yes i have a teddy/xyx and teddy/toasty verse because i adore them both)#oc tag#ch: theodora sparks#teddy x xyx#teddy x toasty
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especially hating the tension because its very likely i wont be seeing anyone from my dad’s side of the family again ✌️ wow we couldn’t get along one last time? ok.
#daughter of the black sheep we looooooove not having a functional family and feeling robbed for it ✌️#s
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For anyone who sews very practical things that include webbing, jeans needles are also what you want.
Why "Universal" means "Equally bad."
So you go to the store to buy needles for your sewing machine. You are going to find one of two things: a few "Universal" needles, or a large section with dozens of needle types.
"None of these say my machine brand on them," you think. "What do these numbers mean?"
I'm here to help you out!
It turns out that needles for sewing machines have amazing specialties to help make the work easier.
Ball point/Jersey: these needles have a rounded 'ball' point so that they don't accidentally cut the threads in a knit fabric. Ever cut a thread in a sweater? We don't want that to happen in a knit fabric either. Knits are used for t-shirts, Sweatshirts and the like.
Sharp/Microtex Sharp: My Beloved. If you sew on any woven fabric, and see "puckers" along your seam, you're not using a Sharp needle. Developed for micro-textiles, these are brilliant for printed quilting cotton, satin, woven silk, and the like.
Jeans/Denim: larger eye, bladed tip. The Sharp is a stiletto; a Denim needle is a sword. The bladed tip makes it easier for your machine to power through densely woven fabrics like canvas, upholstery fabrics, brocade, and old-fashioned denim.
Stretch: this needle is designed to sew on Elastic fabrics with minimal skipped stitches. Spandex and Lycra can stretch so well that they're carried by the needle into the bobbin area of the machine, preventing the stitch from completing. Stretch needles pass through the fabric easier without punching holes.
Quilting: Yep! There's a needle for this! Great for piecing, these really shine while sewing through the layers of fabric and batting. They make free lotion quilting a lot easier, and you won't have to fiddle with the tensions as much!
Leather: perfect for Vinyl, pleather 'vegan' leather, actual leather, and suede, this needle is like a Denim needle with a twist; a twisted blade, that is. It makes a perfectly round hole to prevent the dreaded "Tear along the dotted line" effect.
Metallic: yes, all needles are made of metal, but this type is gentle to metallic threads for decorative work.
Topstitch: this needle has an extra large eye and groove to accommodate heavier threads. Great for high-contrast visible topstitching with heavier threads.
There are others, but this is a good place to start. "Universal" needles don't have any of the specialized features listed above. They aren't sharp, aren't ball-pointed either. They have an average sized eye and groove.
They will sew. They will form a stitch, and they can be a lifesaver when you're not sure what kind of needle to use because you're sewing with more than one challenging fabric simultaneously. However, they aren't "good at" anything. They're kind of "equally bad" at everything.
Do yourself and your sewing machine a favor: Use the right needle for the right project.
One final pro tip: change your needle every 8 hours or so of actual sewing, or at the beginning of every major project.
#I basically only machine sew things with webbing#and it took me so many snapped needles and googling to find this info out#because the internet at large I guess doesn't think people will sew things for dogs/ horses/ sheep or backpack and functional bag things#or if they do it's either beginner here's how you box sew or proprietry and no one ever really talks about needles#I haven't had a snapped needle since I swapped and my stitching is unsurpringly so much neater because the needle isn't dull in half a seco#sewing
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I wanna take a nap but I slept most of last night and if I sleep now my schedule for work tomorrow will be fuuuucked so. Gotta stay awake.
Mmm.
Bass practice, and work on my Sheep Token (still working on the basic model so I can try to get the symbol down nicely. Then I need to redo the white mask one because I forgot it doesn't have the arch. THEN. I get started on trying to make the current masks/Espera's)
#also. probably lots of coffee to try to stay up#this will not work well because caffeine helps me concentrate but not necessarily stay awake#but i believe in myself and have had practice at minimal sleep + long hours awake due to: being very bad at sleeping*#*which is a basic human function#i took a longer break from my sheep token than i meant to
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Do androids dream of electric sheep? The lambda on its forehead is a bit of a nod to the functional programmers out there (Haskell FTW) I've done this a while ago, so it could be better and maybe I'll redo it sometime, but I still think it's cute. What do you think?
#digital art#krita#artists on tumblr#kritaart#artwork#sheep#art#lamda#functional programming#haskell
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fascinating new argument has entered the animal rights field: "it's okay to breed animals for a specific human-related purpose over a long period of time and then continue exploit their bodies for that purpose even when they are no longer obligated to because they enjoy fulfilling that purpose. because we bred them to enjoy it"
Not to sound like I was raised by protestants, but I think those kids who argue that it's animal abuse to put working dog breeds to work doing the tasks they were bred and born for have simply genuinely never encountered the concept that they, too, could be genuinely happier if they could do work they found wortwhile and enjoyable. Like engaging in useful and constructive activities might genuinely make life better than a life of doing absolutely nothing because nobody's making you do anything.
#“genetic memory” oh you mean the genes? that we bred into them? *for the purpose of exploiting them?*#yes I'm sure that must feel like a PROFOUND moment of spiritual awakening and cosmic joy for them#like they're finally truly connecting to the authentic nature of their souls. and. certainly Not the result of Literal Genetic Conditioning#this is 'but horses need exercise 🥺' and 'but sheep need to be sheared 🥺' all over again Good Lord#isn't it just So convenient that the ones who still ultimately benefit/profit from this dynamic/narrative are the Exploiters?#'no no it's okay to exploit them because we made it so they cannot function or be happy if we don't. see? it all works out fine 😊❤'#I wonder if dogs 'genetically remember' a long history of being abused by their owners for failing to perform their tasks too 🤔🤔🤔#you know. because it's just so *incredibly* easy to treat an animal ethically when you literally Create them with the intention of#a) being your property and b) performing labour for your benefit#and I'm sure destigmatizing the concept of 'putting these dogs to work' certainly isn't a narrative that will ultimately benefit#those people who Do still actively exploit and abuse these animals for labour and want the legal right to do so 🤔🤔🤔 surely not.#'herders will herd because herders must herd' yes exactly. herders will heard because they'll get disciplined if they don't#where do you think the concept of being 'well trained' comes from?????#“nobody's making you do anything” I think breeding an animal for a specific purpose certainly counts as Making Them Do That Thing#is OP seriously comparing like. human beings Enjoying Doing Meaningful Work to animals that had their Genetic Coding Physically Altered????#BY HUMANS??????????? SO WE COULD EXPLOIT THEM FOR IT???????????????#IN WHAT WORLD ARE THOSE COMPARABLE SITUATIONS.#'Ah I love being an artist and performing massive amounts of voluntary labour for something I'm passionate about'#'truly feels like I've found my life's purpose!!! my true calling!!!'#'I'm so glad that race of benevolent aliens coded my love of art into my DNA strands 😊💞💞💞'#'boy they sure do seem excited to sell all my paintings though!!! wonder what that's all about'#and don't even get me STARTED on 'everyone deserves to experience that at some point in their life'#the level of romanticization and anthropomorphization here makes me wanna' Barf#do you seriously think animals are Incapable of feeling any kind of emotional or physical fulfillment without being BRED into it????#do you think this was like??? a nice GIFT we gave them???? out of our sheer benevolence and desire for their happiness????????#let's not even BEGIN to unpack the harrowing implications of genes fundamentally dictating a living being's ''purpose'' in life#because WHEW BOY. that line of thinking veers DANGEROUSLY close to a certain political ideology.#and let me be clear I'm not talking about like giving a dog a similar form of activity to its ''purpose'' as enrichment that's Fine#but OP specifically says 'putting working dog breeds To Work doing the tasks they were bred and born for.' aka. continuing to exploit them#why do you think they were bred and born for it? huh? for THEIR benefit? for THEIR enjoyment?
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i just struggle to believe theres any ethical way to harvest meat. farm animal dying of old age? yeah. ok. sure. but farm animals aren't going to be perpetually dying of old age enough to fulfill the demand for their meats. you can make better and more convincing arguments to me for ethically harvesting eggs, wool and milk rather than meat.
#eggs? just supplement the chickens diet with more diverse foods to make up for the nutrients lost that they would otherwise have#if they were left to consume their own unfertile eggs#wool? well unfortunately we've already bred sheep to constantly grow wool so you kinda have to shear them for their own wellbeing#milk's a little harder to convince me w. but as long as you're not taking more than the calf needs then it should be generally ok.#the true crime however is how aurochs went extinct so that humans could benefit from them.#i don't think you can convince me that genetically altering animals for human benefit was ever a good idea. but we're here already.#so we gotta figure it out. i'm still disgusted about how we got here.#give me a convincing reason not to be. i do not marvel at the 'greatness and intellect of humanity' because all I see is people#using these animals as a means to an end. it feels the same to me as genetically altering dogs till they can hardly function.#wish people would just admit that this endeavor was done by the selfishness of humanity rather than try to fluff it up with#'well the animals can benefit too !!!' yeah but who benefits more and why do they deserve to benefit more#its fine to admit its done for self serving reasons. i'd respect you more if you did admit it.#humans do a lot of things for self serving reasons. the worst is when humans try to convince themselves thats Not the reason they#did something so blatantly self serving.#i think a lot of progressive types struggle to accept when they do things for self serving reasons. im not gonna pull a 'humans are#inherently selfish' on you but selfishness is very much a core part of being human and an animal in general. it's not what defines#us and it's not our only trait. we are a social species after all so it doesnt serve us to be purely selfish#but we do be being selfish still. we're not gonna be able to fully escape that behavior. you're not gonna be able to escape being#selfish by virtue of calling yourself progressive. it's impossible. just do your best to not be selfish but also dont deny when you are#honesty with yourself and what you're like is important. you're never going to be a pure perfect good moral person ever.#and convincing yourself all your actions are ones of Morality is Not the way you should go about ANYTHING ever#its why instead of letting yourself be kinda sad about an animal having to die to feed you you somehow try to convince yourself#that the animal wanted it or needed it or benefited somehow. it didn't. and thats ok to acknowledge. you're not an inhuman monster#for eating a dead animal. that doesn't mean it cant be sad. that doesn't mean you dont pay your respects. be sad it happened#and at the same time thankful for the animal feeding you. dont skip with glee about its sacrifice bc thats just fuckin.... weird...#a lil unhinged......... 'im so glad you're dying for me :)))))))' like.... girl what#not that you cant be happy to be fed just like.... dont sound like a serial killer about it in your inner monologue.............
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I just remembered a bunch of stuff I gotta research but am too lazy to get outta bed and start my routine... 5 more minutes maybe.
#aria rants#my counting sheep yesterday was just me losing my mind about what counts as poison#and how can the body identify something as poison. like does bacteria get#identified as poison? as something that enters the body and harm it or does poison#have an entirely different make in which the body can identify from the others or--#so yea i gotta research bout what makes up poison. if its identical to bacteria and viruses#and how the body can identify which is which if it does do that tho. and im also not thinkin#bout a Specific poison. im thinkin bout poison itself in general so lots of research to be had#i couldnt sleep well last night so i tried to redirect my brain to alec which turned to me#wondering A Lot bout stuff and ended with a lot of questions bout poison and body function
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