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how do you like my horse

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like sorry folks raising animals as food is still neither intrinsically evil nor intrinsically destructive to the environment. you’re thinking of industrial farming

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i hate when people ask me what i want for christmas or whatever because they want answers that are like $20 gift cards or socks but the real answer is this $2,000 sydell rollover crush so i can trim hooves without my spine exploding

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got a trench now #mytrench

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two handsome boys

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here they come!

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three amigos melting in the heat

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tell him who's boss

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poor pol her boyfriend got eaten by a predator so now i have to make her a new one, meanwhile she's horny age and idk who will be useful to breed her to

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are you in western washington and want some cool genes in your barn? consider: these guys

rooney (lilac buck) and radio ga ga (chocolate doe) are looking for new barns. they are littermates, two years old, white-ear and carry satin. rooney is a great breeder, and gaga is a willing doe and a good mom who has raised three litters successfully for me. they have good feet, good teeth, and i've never had problems with their kits either. also willing to take more/better photos of any structural areas you have concern over. they are meat mutts so they won't look like show-quality animals, but they are chunky and will definitely feed you while also making neat babies. Also also willing to attempt to preload ga ga from another buck in my barn that you like.

you can just Have Them if you can meet me within like an hour of everett washington, if i have to travel further i would love like $20 for gas money.

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(warboy voice) mediocre!

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so nice to just sit and watch them graze again

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harvests and harvests to come

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ram is gone for three days and the vibes have recovered enough to get horny

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o hallo

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What recipe do you use for lemon icebox pie??

pretty much just the juice of like...idk three big or six little lemons (depends on how tart you like it), a can of sweetened condensed milk, mix that shit up toss it in a graham cracker crust, put meringue on it if you want, and slap it in the fridge until it sets

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did you know that five cups of goat milk turns into an entire goddamn quart of sweetened condensed milk and also that it will take like six goddamn hours to condense

i do