#g1 ultra magnus

[phantomspiders]

Doodles I did to try and get out of a block

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i hope this counts maybe not as small as you prefer but it’s 2 for one

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I'm beginning to Love Ultra Magnus again after seeing "Margh"

(Thank You Fanstoys or Fantastic Model, idk)

[final-milf-ratchet]

ALSO omg i saw the ask about Dreadmags (which is also very yummy, I can easily get behind it as well) but I focused on the tags.

Magnus/decepticons ships can be soooo good... no one would expect it from the strict Commander either..

AND. your tag about Shockwave/Magnus ? (two beefy boys, except one's a bottom) I would love to hear more about it if you have anything. Because that could get.. weird ;)

Listen this g1 video lives in my head rent free. Ultra Magnus being respected by the decepticons is sooo gooood to me. Babygirl deserves it!!!! And maybe respected in a disrespectful way

Shockwave/Ultra Magnus..... Crack ship I thought about for .5 seconds and then immediately became obsessed with....

I'm thinking like. Ultra Magnus is captured by shockwave. He expects to be ransomed back or straight up killed. But instead shockwave tells him he's needed for experiments. So now Ultra Magnus is expecting torture. And then shockwave tells him "I had this dildo made to your exact maximum valve specs" and Ultra Magnus says "what." But by the time he's done talking shockwave's poured half a bottle of cyberlube in his valve and is working the massive spike in there.

And then Ultra Magnus spends the next week being subjected to sexy experiments as shockwave does crazy things to what mechs valve. And then Shockwave mods his valve, and does more sexy experiments. By the time Ultra Magnus does escape he's gone from someone who's had one (1) sexual encounter to a mech who's overloaded more times in a day then most do in their entire lives.

And, if anyone bothered to check, shockwave has every hour of the experiments recorded in his files. He goes back to watch them sometimes for... Research purposes.

(Megatron: shockwave! What have you been doing in the 4 millions years we were in stasis?

Shockwave, kicking his records of fucking Ultra Magnus under his bed: uh, working on a... Uh.... Space- bridge? Yeah, that's what I was doing-

Megatron: fantastic! Send the blueprints over and we'll build on on our end

Shockwave: uh-)

[soundcrusher]

Sometimes, people set the world on fire.

And sometimes, you have to join them.

[transingthoseformers]

Theoretic TarnMags Dynamics

TarnMags G1 Variety: Your professional nature and stunning command of you unhinged subordinates fills me with burning lust which once we are free to act on it will lead to truly unprimely amounts of fragging that makes our leaders million year long lust feud look weak.

TarnMags Cyberverse: Magnus returns to Cybertron and now has a yowling unhinged feral cat in heat who imprints on him due to Daddy Issues and Optimus smiles at him until he agrees to try socialize Tarn while beating him off with a stick and locking his bedroom window before ultimately giving in after Tarn starts to use good behavior and manners to weaken Magnus's resolve.

TarnMags TFP: "Autobots meet this Cryptid I found while in the wilds of space. Don't think about it too long. Yes, we fuck. He may or may not be an unholy abomination of Unicron. The sex is in fact fire Medical Officer Ratchet. But moving on. You are invited for brunch next week. When first entering our abode do not make sudden movements until he relaxes, do not make maintained eye contact, and if he uses his sex voice at you comm me immediately because he wants to fight you not frag you. Yes, Arcee it will be immediately obvious. If he looks you over and ignores you but stays in your presence he likes you. Also I must emphasize this. Do not, Do Not, mention Megatron."

TarnMags IDW: They fall in love over paperwork and have pasisonate sex at a time they schedyle through memos. They wrote an extensive contract beforehand and plan out scenes in extreme detail in a way that gets them both off almost more than the actual interface.

I am wheezing because yes

Cyberverse Tarn babygirl i think that has a medical name somewhere /j

This version of tfp tarn is ~interesting~, there's a backstory there that not even Mags has dug into. "May or may not be an unholy abomination of Unicron" sdfssfs considering tfp Unicron i wouldn't deny it.

Also the idw TarnMags dynamic you just suggested would be so fucking funny, like yes they've got it all mathed out and planned out, yes it's part of the process to them.

M. YES. HIS SEX VOICE. OF COURSE.

You just know for the g1 variety that their teams both know. They know. They knowwwwww.

I swear Cyberverse Tarn's thought process works in such a different way and it's exactly a product of what we saw in the show.

[hardkookiecookie]

G1 Ultra Magnus x Cyclonus is so so funny to me like . "me and the bad bitch I pulled by being boring" type relationship . Magnus just stands there looking like :| and Cyclonus can't stop thinking about him . "I saved your life because of my honour as a warrior" you wanna make out with that autobot so bad it's making you look stupid .

[driver270]

A Closer Look

[phantomspiders]

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Happy valentine's day !

[feral-pommus-incorporated]

Ur honour, they’re boyfriends.

G1 screenshot redraw

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I'm more Excited for a "White Orion Pax" Ultra Magnus Figure than seeing Orion Pax in the New Transformers Movies

(I don't want White Ultra Magnus in the Transformers One Sequel because they might Ruin him by giving him Blue Eyes instead of Red Eyes)

[final-milf-ratchet]

I just wanted to say that post was about Megs, Shockwave and even Breakdown but now I need to be enlightened about Magnus right now if you please

No u r so so right abt all of them being bottoms too just please look at him

Look at him and tell me he doesn't have a massive rack. Like. If you stood too close he wouldn't be able to see you over his chest. (Obv no one beats shockwave as the president and founder of the big titty committee but I think Ultra Magnus could be a good candidate for perhaps vice-president or treasurer)

And like. Let's be honest. If you told him he had nice tits he would be soooooo embarrassed it would be SO cute.

Also, listen, I think we can all admit that every tf character has some continuity where their design sucks. Ultra Magnus, however, is nothing but BANGERS throughout every continuity where they show him (even animated and I will die on that hill tyvm) my personal favorite is TFP just cause

LOOK AT HIM he's literally got an hour glass figure (I choose to see it gives ultra Magnus even bigger boobs lol)

Animated ultra Magnus?

Literally has little hand holds for someone to pull on while their fucking him! I could go on forever but I shall rest my case here. For now.....

[iamalexjustice]

"But Prime, I'm just a soldier I---I'm not worthy." Got Masterpiece Ultra Magnus and he's a pretty good figure. :)