#gagged at the thought

[ndeavors]

very excited for infant cc tbh

[locamotivednp]

no one is doing it like her

[ticklemesilly420]

A glory hole, but for my clit and nipples only. Feathers, every size makeup and paint brush, electric toothbrush, arousal gel, ice, vibrators of various sizes and obviously vibrators that also suck available to torture the most sensitive places 💦💦💦🫠

[bunnieswithknives]

Thinking about his brain

[kyurochurro]

shore leave on the mind bec its such a wacky episode 😭 SO here’s a fun spirk drawing cus they were all over the place in this one GHDJBSJKSBJ

(also feat. a small angry bones appearance :D)

[emry-stars-art]

@neilimfinejosten said coffee shop au last month so you’ll never guess what I’ve been thinking about

A few thoughts under the cut!

Andrew works at a coffee shop in a college town, so far with all the foxes except Aaron, and Neil’s been far away on the run. I’ve been putting Robin in this one and I bet Seth hangs around the shop for Allison. Aaron will pick up a shift or two but mostly he’s focusing on school.

Anyway one day in a cold winter a new guy comes into the shop looking to warm up, and Andrew just happens to be working the register (rare). It’s hard to tell with the mask, but this guy doesn’t seem to be much older than him or the team, and Andrew can catch glances of bandages and band-aids under his clothes.

He becomes a regular through winter, but none of the baristas can decide on his name because he gives a different one every time he comes in.

[strangerstilinski]

♡ just thinking

about eddie coming home, ranting and raving about how incredible his new campaign went. he’s gesturing wildly with his hands and his cheeks are flushed and his mouth is running a mile a minute. and you want to pay attention, you really do — you love when he gets like this, all childlike joy and wide brown eyes and rambling sentences — but you’ve been waiting for him since your shift ended five hours ago and you’ve been thinking about getting his cock in your mouth for at least the last two-

and he’s trying to tell you about the twist that really threw the hellfire crew for a loop but you can’t help but push him back until his legs hit the couch. you’re dropping to your knees and pushing between his thighs before he’s even regained is balance enough to straighten up. his dark jeans are yanked down his thighs, cute little patterned boxer shorts pushed down only a moment later.

you get his cock in your mouth, still soft but so warm and his skin so silky on your tongue. eddie’s words cut off and you pull away to give him a sweet doe-eyed look of confusion.

“why’d you stop talking?”

“i- what?” he babbles dumbly.

“wanna hear about your campaign.” you urge, soft and earnest. you lick a long, fat stripe up the length of his slowly thickening cock, puckering your lips and giving a couple of soft, suckling kisses to the silky skin.

“but, baby- shit. baby.. sweetheart, i can’t think when you’re-”

you give the warm skin of his cock another sweet kiss before murmuring into the soft pudge of his tummy and happy trail.

“please?”

and so the next several minutes are filled with his breathy recount of the evenings campaign, through the sounds of his gasps and groans and the quiet slurps and gags of your mouth around him.

[bitwein]

I WANT TO FLY INTO YOUR HEART!

[neotrix-09]

"FunnyGummy" this, "Bunnydoll" that -

LET'S GET (Legally) WEIRD.

[queenie-ofthe-void]

The Spicy Six Drink Challenge:

(Based on that viral TikTok challenge where everyone adds a bit of something to the King's Cup, they mix it up and take shots)

Hi, I'm Nancy, and I'm going to add Sprite because I feel like everyone's just going to add liquor.

Hi, I'm Jonathan. I'm going to add orange juice because I heard Eddie say he's going to add half a bottle of Vodka.

Hey everyone, Argyle here. I'm just gonna add a little bit of lemonade because Eddie said he's going to add some Malibu.

Steve here, setting sail on this nasty bullshit of flavor we're making. I'm going to add all of the Coke we have because Eddie told me he's adding, like, a pint of Jack and I don't want to have to carry my boyfriend home.

I'm Eddie. I'm adding a can of Monster because I told each person here that I'm adding different types of alcohol so they'd make the ultimate master mix of flavors, and I'm forcing them to reap what they've sown.

Robin: *adds half of a bottle of gin*

Robin: *takes a shot* I'm gonna kiss Nancy tonight

[losingmylegos]

i saw npmd live back in february and the power went out (for the second time) right as Best of You ended and we all thought that was the end and went batshit crazy

but then they came on stage and were like yeah that wasn’t the end there’s still one more scene. but getting the power back on will take too long so you guys get the good ending. you’ll have to wait until the release. congrats.

SO I FINALLY SAW THE REAL ENDING TODAY‼️ GRACE CHASITY SERVING CUNT IN A GOD HONORING WAY‼️

[askthedrunkanimator]

What is your opinion on apples, Fionn??

"I do enjoy a good apple, 'specially Granny Smiths! Gotta thank Wally for that, but..."

"The eye thing definitely wasn't something discussed in board room meetings..."

[jesuistrestriste]

Repressed art who doesnt realise how much hes holding back til you put headphones or a blindfold on him and he becomes so much more vocal

yea that boy gets LOUUUUD !

i think he’s a lil self conscious about his sounds in the bedroom :/ he thinks they’re sometimes too noisy, or too feminine, or too much. poor babyy

slap a pair of noise-cancelling headphones on him before you start stroking his cock, and he’ll let out all these super hot moans. they’re different than they usually are. more choked-off and sobbed-out. so so so much louder too..

like. he reallyy lets loose.

he starts shaking all over, tears welling up in his eyes. groaning and writhing on the bed, “more more more more—” “please please please PLEASE!” “i’m gonna come, i’m gonna come so hard!”

he basically yells when he orgasms; shouting out your name like it’s a lifeline. eek. yelping when you keep tugging on his overstimulated flesh even after he’s already shot at least six ropes over his stomach for you.

you guys get several noise complaints from neighbors….

maybe he just needs a gag !

[wtfforged]

doodle from september that i colored, you guessed it, during dnd. my sanji-is-just-a-bit-taller-than-zoro propaganda also. zoro my beautiful prizewinning tomato plucked fresh from garden

non-loser version bc i think he looks cuties on his own.

[fob4ever]

patrick, 2007

[mochiwrites]

hey guys I’m gonna turn in for the night. mind watching after my blorbos for me? make sure nothing happens to them! thanks <3