#gainzzz

[guerrilla-operator]

Took these earlier and immediately forgot about them until now 🤷🏻‍♂️

[teekays]

i have clout with a bunch of 8 year olds at the rink now because of my erie otters hoodie lmao it makes up for the fact that i. it wasn't even a fall it was like i lost my balance and tried to save myself from totally falling but it went on for so long it became comical. tim stutzle moment

[graunblida]

seeing dethklok and babymetal tomorrow after work so probably won't get to things till friday. catch me lurkin or on discord for things!

[whatever-nvrmnd]

Day one of the bulk finished

Hopefully I can make it until 24th of October

[petitechub2]

more pix of my gainzzz

[bbulking1]

Gainzzz

This last pic has become one of my favs, together with that pics with my red underw. I've become such a meaty xjock 😚😅

[ithinkthiswasabadidea]

‼️‼️ (BELATED) UPDATES FOR OUR LOYAL JACK'ED NATION ‼️‼️‼️

A longer post of the Insanely Cool Adventures of the Most Muscular Man, Jack'ed Tavarios:

Backed up the bro Astarion "The Ass Man" Ancunin, when our boy got THREATENED 🙅😱❌️❌️ (ASTARION ALSO HAS A STALKER ⁉️😰)

ROADTRIP ‼️ Found our way into the Underdark 😝🤯🍄

Got JUMPED by a dental hygiene asshole ⁉️ (floss game goes INSANE) 💪😤🔥🔥

Gave bro a DASTARDLY book 😈💯💯‼️

Had an.... awakening experience with a guy who had maximum rizz and a firm grip , and wearing leather in a dark corner of a dungeon 😳

NO PAIN NO GAINZZZ 🔥💯💪😈💦

Which had an affect on more than just Jack'ed WHO IMMEDIATELY GOT PROPOSITIONED BY THE BRO ASTARION ⁉️⁉️😱❤️‍🔥

Jack'ed got in a PREDICAMENT ⛓️😤😤⛓️

Met a bear who was a BEAR ‼️‼️🔥🐻🔥

And killed all the goblins JUST LIKE CRUSHING A WORKOUT 💪😈🔥🔥💯💯

GONNA THROW A RAGERRRR W/ THE TIEFS‼️ WE BE POPPING THE BIGGEST BOTTLESSSS 💯🍾🍾🔛🔝

AND FINALLY we may no longer be able to refer to our bro Astarion as our bro......

but bro is majestic..... 😳😳❤️‍🔥

bro is sensual.... ‼️😍❤️‍🔥

bro is........ SEXUAL⁉️ 😈🍆💦💦💦

🔥🔥 JACK'ED IS NOT IMMUNE TO HOT ELF ACTION🔥🔥

World and Mind (and dick). Blown. Jack'ed is now on a journey of sexual self discovery 🤯💯❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

But hey - MASSIVE GLUTES AND TRAPS AND DELTS AM I RIGHT😳⁉️‼️ knew there was a reason why "The Ass Man" got his nickname 😜😈

THANK YOU FOR THE CONTINUED SUPPORT, LOYAL FANS AND FRIENDS OF JACK'ED NATION ‼️🔥💯💯🙏❤️

[spamgyu]

I mean, she did said she was scared of not being married so :/ but the internet has found the guy and he put Sir on his fb profile. He really said delulu is the solulu

We the fun cousins 🤪

Hoshi is a loser, a lovely loser. So... would you like to rank them in a loser top. Like, who is THE LOSER (Cheol or Wonwoo) and who is the least loser?

LFMWMF NOT THE SIR IN THE FB NAME damn 😐🫥 ...

STFU SEVENTEEN LOSER RANKING ALR ALR ALR (doing from most to least)

Wonwoo — there's literally a whole twitter thread with 2k+ reposts to support my claim, all his weverse post during their pledis mandated break

Seungcheol — head bitchless man in charge. my bitchless accusations against him held up in court.

Hoshi — ipad kid, two finger zoom in, using millenial ass slang, just discovered boomerang feature on ig in 2023

Jeonghan — swallowed his toothpaste. "hehe carats hehe i just ran into my bed hehehe im bleeding hehe". pimple patch.

Dino — purely for his lack of social media awareness. how is it that his older brothers gotta teach him how to use instagram. the way he was complaining about having too many to use during nana tour. loser ass boomer omfg

Mingyu — that one video from the Louis Vuitton show, behind the scenes of him taking bf pics, him and aji, dagger game noises

Woozi — "carats the house in italy was so nice" /posts a vid of him working out/, straight up eating unseasoned meat in the soop "for the gainzzz", no social life, one sip of wine changed him

Vernon — Nana tour mafia, the gc literally ignores him, phonecase saga, following Mingyu around in the kitchen, will fight in the trenches for his favorite movie ok letterboxd top user

Dokyeom — kazoo up his nose, dodgeball, dropping that thot ass pajama photo shoot in his hotel, screaming in hotel gym, salute

Jun — rock paper scissor pose, lets short king Seungkwan bully him baby get up omfg, "normal" one ... but mafia triggers like okay baby if u say so, never beating babygirl allegations

Seungkwan — stressed over missing his emotional support soccer ball... twice (italy and la), knows jellyfish is harmless /crying throwing up screaming drowning/, head theater kid of svt

Minghao — him crying throwing up during lockdown on all social media platforms, scorpio, only child allegations, hoshi and mingyu's babygirl

Joshua — only child rage like baby not everything is a personal attack calm down pls, every gose his eyes are just "???", from LA

[imabeeatin]

Still workin these gainzzz

[knuckls]

making those GAINZZZ

[khaleesiofalicante]

*chad dude bro voice* let's gooooo gainzzz

good job on the plank fr tho max would be proud 💪🤝

Literally my motivation 😭😭😭😭

[smokersbaby]

OOC

A bit of gainzzz - not even half way through but I am so happy that they show 😭

I don’t even know what is my ultimate goal, I’ll just keep growing my arms because I find them sexy - on others and on me -

(Yeah OP motivates me to train since all the OP hotties have big and strong arms 🙃)

[deetherusalka]

Like actually regular exercise sounds cool to me but not in the clean girl 💅✨ yoga mat in the sun way, neither in the gainzzz get some muscle swoldiers 🍌 and post for gymbros way neither like running 🧍 changed my way I swear I love marathon and winning way like................... I wanna be strong like my working class family from Slovakia is, the I built my house with my own hands, I carry around trees for wood in the winter and chop it up and I attended whole as garden and field for food and crops, I want to be that bitch that can fight a bear in the forest and crush a skull with her thighs and canclimb a cliff just cuz the view will be sick, walk around mountains all day and just cross swim lake (that's only thing I can actually do) but how do you fucking train for something like this in modern city

[ahtaht27]

Gainzzz

[mindsemiosis]

Gainzzz 👊🏻🐺 still not enough aesthetics and strength! I will build a warrior body and then I open up my own fightclub. Who is in?

[spamgyu]

I'm still on that chisme but it seems like the dude Sir is a gemini... I...

I think you need to put Woozi higher because of the anime hobby. The 6 hour live. He singing Digimon Adventure intro

Also, Shua being the least loser when he doesn't understand the games. My beautiful whimsical orange cat energy baby. The lights are on and nobodys home

A GEMINI???? yeah no queen needs to run .... I HEARD HE HAD A TWIN??? THAT HE WAS COPYING??? that story was so fucking wild bro i would have killed him if i were her idk that's just me.

FUCK i forgot about the 6hour live........ alright okay new loser line up:

Wonwoo — there's literally a whole twitter thread with 2k+ reposts to support my claim, all his weverse post during their pledis mandated break, copying pokemon sounds

Seungcheol — head bitchless man in charge. my bitchless accusations against him held up in court.

Hoshi — ipad kid, two finger zoom in, using millenial ass slang, just discovered boomerang feature on ig in 2023

Jeonghan — swallowed his toothpaste. "hehe carats hehe i just ran into my bed hehehe im bleeding hehe". pimple patch.

Woozi — "carats the house in italy was so nice" /posts a vid of him working out/, straight up eating unseasoned meat in the soop "for the gainzzz", no social life, one sip of wine changed him, 6 hour live, anime but also idk anime not loser enough for me...., willing to defend coke zero to death

Dino — purely for his lack of social media awareness. how is it that his older brothers gotta teach him how to use instagram. the way he was complaining about having too many to use during nana tour. loser ass boomer omfg

Mingyu — that one video from the Louis Vuitton show, behind the scenes of him taking bf pics, him and aji, dagger game noises,

Vernon — Nana tour mafia, the gc literally ignores him, phonecase saga, following Mingyu around in the kitchen, will fight in the trenches for his favorite movie ok letterboxd top user

Dokyeom — kazoo up his nose, dodgeball, dropping that thot ass pajama photo shoot in his hotel, screaming in hotel gym, salute

Jun — rock paper scissor pose, lets short king Seungkwan bully him baby get up omfg, "normal" one ... but mafia triggers like okay baby if u say so, never beating babygirl allegations

Seungkwan — stressed over missing his emotional support soccer ball... twice (italy and la), knows jellyfish is harmless /crying throwing up screaming drowning/, head theater kid of svt

Minghao — him crying throwing up during lockdown on all social media platforms, scorpio, only child allegations, hoshi and mingyu's babygirl

Joshua — only child rage like baby not everything is a personal attack calm down pls, every gose his eyes are just "???", from LA

ALSO SHUA is weird but he's not a loser.

He's just from LA LKASDFJLDFAJ