#gale boetticher

[guydog]

help i have brainrot again

[femmehysteria]

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[kylejsugarman]

gale’s death isn’t funny because it’s sad and it fucked up jesse for life but also it is EXTREMELY funny because the whole reason gale got wrapped up in this mess is he got gus’s gay little chemistry scholarship and was so good at fucking idk vacuum distillations that gus recruited him to be his special little meth consultant and assigned him to be walt’s new partner. then gale fell in love with this abusive salt lamp of a man to the point where he recited poetry to him and gave him a fruity little present, only to promptly be fired because walt couldn’t go six minutes without psychologically tormenting jesse and then he gets fucking shot in the face by this very psychologically tormented baggy t-shirt boy who is sobbing and crying the whole time?? in his own home?? in his own little gay sandals?? fucking unbelievable.

[qentin-fuckre]

Walter White Cringe Compliation

People are always like “oooOOooHH Heisenberg badass he’s the one who knocks!!!!!!” to the point I went into breaking bad expecting his character to be like that. But what I didn’t expect is that the guy is genuinely 90% of the time a cringy motherfucker. So here’s a list of all the cringe things walter white has done, to balance the scales a bit.

1. Yelled at a cop because his windshield got broken and he refused to fix it despite having recently gotten a large sum of money. Kept escalating until the cop pepper sprayed him and made him cry.

2. Told a high school gymnasium that the plane crash they were all reeling from wasn’t that bad, and that they’d get over it.

3. Quit his job by knocking random shit off the walls and yelling while grabbing his balls.

4. Ended up kicked out of his house and sleeping on the floor of an apartment in a white t-shirt, underwear, and cheetos surrounding him. Yelled “Here’s your restraining order!” while once more grabbing his crotch.

5. Brought a full pizza to his wife to try to make up for selling meth, and then threw the pizza on the roof on accident.

6. Tried to ram a potted plant through a window to get to the guy who was sleeping with his wife. He didn’t succeed.

7. He then tried to seduce his boss out of spite and got fired.

8. Made his son drink tequila shots until he threw up just to feel better than his brother-in-law.

9. Literally came up with a plan where he strips naked in a supermarket and “has amnesia”. It doesn’t work.

10. After his soooo badass “I am the one who knocks” speech (which btw is just him bullying his wife,) he awkwardly shuffles off and takes a shower.

11. He buys the most garish sports cars he can for himself and his son and revs the engines in the damn driveway while mentally playing the lamest song ever

12. His ideas to kill Gus were to ask his right hand man to kill Gus, and then when that failed, walk up to the man’s house, playing his own theme music in his head to hype himself up, and then getting told to just go home.

13. “AM I THE ONLY PERSON CAPABLE OF BEHAVING IN A PROFESSIONAL MANNER?” Man who ruined his job prospects screams at Saul Goodman.

14. Made a terrible lie to Gus about Gale screwing up the batch and needing more time only for Gus to visit Walt at the hospital revealing he knew he was full of shit.

15. His absolutely awful lie about the second cell phone that Skyler doesn’t even believe

16. Spends a whole episode obsessing over and failing to kill a singular fly.

17. Tells his brother-in-law who is actively pursuing Heisenberg that Heisenberg might still be out there just because his ego couldn’t handle the thought of Gale getting the credit

I’m certain there’s more, but these all stick out to me. Stop with the “OOO HE BLEW UP TUCO” or “OOOH HE KILLED GUS” and remember that ninety percent of the time, Walter White was fucking embarrassing.

[heisenpink]

[maddzroks]

my breaking bad au where they fall in love via a baja blast:) <3

[gomosmorodina]

i'm sure they'll be best buddies since they are the same type of people haha. they would have the best time working at the superlab together!

[38snub]

wish we got more gale and jesse interaction. jesse needed a chem enjoyer in his life who wasn't walt. like i bet gale would've been more than happy to explain to jesse exactly why a polyethylene container was necessary when using hydrofluoric acid

[angrylesbianstereotype]

No, Jesse didn’t kill Gale to save Walter’s life. No, Jesse didn’t kill Gale to save his own life. Jesse killed Gale because Walter asked him to.

[notjohnlinnell]

jesse, you don't have to do this...

[1296-very-good-year]

If Los Pollos Hermanos had good vegan and vegetarian options on the menu then Hank would never have suspected Gus and Gale were working together and would never have set the train into motion that eventually got Gus killed and he and Jessie and Mike would have lived happily ever after and Walt would have stayed the sad lonely little man he was midway through season 4 so in conclusion fast food restaurants need more veggie friendly options thank you for your consideration.

[romulusfuckingroy]

breaking bad passes the gay man’s version of the bechdel test because

1. it has two gay male characters (gale boetticher, gustavo fring)

2. who talk to each other (flashback of gale setting up the superlab)

3. about a man (heisenberg)

[kylejsugarman]

walt was all "u have to kill gale, he's the biggest threat to our success, to our safety, u have to kill him so we can survive" meanwhile gale was just sitting in his little apartment listening to slovakian jazz like

[sillyguymandude]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SUB LMFAOOOOO

[seraphtrevs]

Gus and his harem of neurodivergent meth cooks with hearts of gold

[maddzroks]

so,like, in MY breaking bad universe they have crushes on each other and nobody gets hurt