#gcse talk

[ineadabetername]

Commander Fox

(this turned out better than I was expecting)

[septimus-heap]

"average castle resident gets kidnapped 3 times per year" factoid actually just statistical error. average castle resident gets kidnapped 0 times per year. Septimus Heap, who is the Extraordinary Apprentice and gets kidnapped over 10,000 times a week, is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted

[vse-kar-vem]

together in every universe. or something

[jammyjams1910]

GCSE's start today I'm fucking praying for everyone else who's doing it as well 😭🙏

[twelfth-dykector]

revising romeo and juliet at 5:49am (3 hours before the exam) and i have concluded that tybalt and mercutio hate-fuck. i am right.

[origami-butterfly]

Physics gang signs my beloved

[bastardgoblinwolf]

oh boy language paper 1 tomorrow. who's ready to write poorly disguised fanfiction!!!

[hydemercats]

i need to speak my truth guys. . ..

i do not think there's a hierarchy of JaH readings and interpretations. i do not care if you think jekyll and hyde are different guys or not! i think seemingly different interpretations can even exist in the same reading.

to me, there's no wrong way of reading into it as long as ur having a joyous time

THAT .BEING. SAID.

the wrong interpretation of JaH is whatever the fuck gcse english is going on about what the fuck. sometimes (regularly) i look at gcse english exam revision materials for a laugh cuz what r they saying?????????????????????????????????????????????

[aliveaudiencegang]

they’re all cowards for doing romeo and juliet. book alex was in musicals. tv alex needs to step up his game

[bison-appreciation-club]

i've been kinda down recently and all of a sudden this picture was the funniest shit i've ever seen

i laughed for five minutes straight at this

[rustyelias]

how I feel after english lang paper 2 uses one of my favourite books as source A:

[kreinvulon]

what do you mean we basically have to memorise nineteen texts for english literature GCSE? i’m about to end it all lads /j

[wpwcpod]

“If I were an extremely pretty socialite in my early 20s there’s no way I’d mess up my chance at a romantic relationship with a kind, anxious, dedicated man who was infatuated with me.” - Drystan Morgan, delusional queen

[jammyjams1910]

Just uploaded this so naturally it's going here as well ✨✨✨

[bisexualmultifandommess]

Charlie Eppes is constantly every episode going on about a really complicated maths equation and I’m always sat watching with no idea what he’s talking about but I’m like:

[thrilling-oneway]

I'd give you 5$ if you post that draft

you didn't even need to bribe. it's not actually in the drafts of this blog so i'll write a better version

i've said it a billion times before: tsukasa is the comedic relief weirdguy, the devs basically will do anything with him so long as it's funny.

so starting with that valentine's day vlive in 2021. during the MC part of that he gets jealous that rui has been getting chocolates and tries to brag that he got lots of chocolates too but then immediately reveals that he got friendzoned by multiple girls. his voiceline that year is something about how he catches everyone's attention on vday and year round bc he's a star or something like that but anyway that whole interaction there seems to suggest he's straight lol.

however.

he's REALLY oblivious. played for comedy ofc but i see a lot of people interpret this as him being somewhere on the aro spectrum (probably not what the writers intended but fair instance of accidentally coding a character as smth). examples include: not understanding why Akito doesn't want to be seen at PXL alone with Toya in an Akito's initial 3* (second story), literally says "thank you" when Asahi basically confesses to him and completely misses the point (he actually did seem to nearly get this one for a second), and he doesn't understand why Rui's friends are impressed that he's friends the incredibly attractive Shizuku (Tsukasa is the only not-gay-coded male character who isn't attracted to Shizuku, probably because they're childhood friends. or if you want to view him as being aspec, then that works too). also when he mentions that he's friends with guys in his class who are cool and popular and good with women, Hibiki says that he was in a class with one of those guys in 1st year and is amazed that tsukasa is in that crowd now, emphasis on the "tsukasa's friends are good with women part". tsukasa's just confused about that because of course they talk to girls a lot they're in the same class.

also he usually rewrites a lot of romance plays to remove the romance. he rewrote R&J to just make it focused on the action (which is probably because he likes playing action heroes more than anything else), and he got rid of the romance plot in little mermaid because he didn't felt it was needed (this one is justified in-universe as they do fun shows for small children and don't really need the tragic romance, and also from production standpoint like you don't do that because fandom). so yeah that could again be read as him being aspec if you want but i don't think the writers intended it to be read that way, especially the R&J one that was purely for comedy.

all that said, this is an idol game, which generally run on the rule of thumb that every character is some flavour of queer, even if it's just for fanservice (i don't play enstars but from what i do know of it it falls a bit on that last point). anyway you can probably tell where this is going but he gets ship tease with rui sometimes. vast majority of this is from Rui's side but there are things like Oki ni Mesu mama

Tsukasa: Waiting for the "1, 2…" signal, holding hands with you is an act of courage for me

or that one part in pandemonium where he drops his persona for a brief second when he's impressed by rui's plan that was very much put there on purpose, or that Tsukasa and Airi's cheerful carnival team name from that event is "swayed by their partners (相方, aikata)" and when you consider that Shizuku and Airi are heavily implied to like each other, and have canonically been on a "date", that was also a Choice.

idk whether to count KING because justified by them being actors and the fang motif in the song... vampires kinda homoerotic it makes sense that the dance routine was that. also i'm not sure if the connect lives are even canon, especially the wxs one since tokishun broke character and the 4th wall.

yeah i dunno. the writers kinda just do whatever they want with him. interpret any of this how you will i'm just recounting shit from the game.

oh hey it's longer than 300 words now