#gendiana jones

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wait what do you MEAN elves don't pierce their ears. this is illegal

oh. oh no y’all i am crushing hopes and dreams with semi-canon material. oops. okay so basically if you read this deleted scene from lodestar (replaced by the cognate rings scene) fitz both shows and explains how elvin earrings work, after basically going “oh what the fuck why would you pierce your ears to wear earrings-”. this account also has other deleted content that Shannon originally posted on instagram and other platforms, and i recommend using it for reference :)

i personally am off to hunt down the neverseen deleted scene where keefe being goth was almost canon because i literally think about it all the time and i feel like most people don’t know or forgot lol

@thatonesongyouretryingtoremember tagging because this feels like something you might be interested in, as you didn’t know either

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obsessed with dex being like. hang on i have to validate your gender while i insult you

oh you’re SO real for that actually. dex will not engage in discrimination for shit as someone who had to deal with that a lot growing up (son of a bad match), but WILL poke at you in other ways. bro’s a bit of a bitch like that <3 oldest sibling moment man

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i hate pronouns >:( i'm transphobic now

are you having a crisis over neos you like again, or…? /nfta (not forced to answer)

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lucasssss hi hello what's up

[looks outside] the clouds, the tree branches-

pedantics aside, i’m alive! and happy to be back! kotlc may or may not be influencing the careers i pursue which is tragic and hilarious in equal measure (genetic counseling and genetic research, especially epidemics, have been incredibly intriguing to me)

hbu?

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okay so trans storytime with s! this one has a happy ending :)

it's october 2021. i have known i was not cisgender for about a year. i've been out as genderqueer for a couple months. due to the previously discussed "men are evil" shit i'd internalized, i am firmly in denial about the fact that i'm a guy even though it's pretty fucking obvious i'm male.

so, i'm at homecoming with my friends, we're vibing, and one friend decides she wants to take photos. we take one photo as a group, then she takes one of the boys, then says we should take one photo of the girls. then she looks over at me in my short-hair-suit-and-tie glory and goes "well, girls and s!"

i appreciate that she's not calling me a girl, but something feels more uncomfortable than if i'd just been left out of the picture altogether. if i had to do gendered photos, i think i would have rather been grouped with the boys. i don't know how to say any of this. i take the girls-and-s photo and wish i had the balls (pun intended) to be in the boys' photo.

somehow i don't recognize this as a sign that perhaps i am a boy.

fast forward to august 2023. i'm at camp and we're having a dance. my group of friends taking photos. after we do one photo all together, the rest of the group splits up by gender. this time, i decide to join in the boys' photo, no one says anything weird, i look great, and now it's one of my favorite pictures. gender wins.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT DOES HAVE A HAPPY ENDING!! GENDER DOES WIN!!! that's super duper awesome growth in terms of trans acceptance, vv proud :DD

also. the 'wish i had the balls' joke made me smile. ty

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having my regularly scheduled aro crisis. how do i know i've NEVER felt romo attraction and i never will. screaming forever.

how's your attraction crisis going?

listen listen listen listen to me. aromantic = little to no romantic attraction. even if you have felt romo attraction, you've felt it so little that aromantic feels right for you right now. presumably. and you don't have to commit to a label forever. it's just there to be your bud for however long feels right. if that's the rest of your life, good for you. if that's less than a day, good for you. if it's somewhere in between, good for you. don't feel like you have to 'live up' to being aromantic or anything like that. ok? ok. shoving it in your brain. i'll make your blorbos scream it at you if i have to

you see my attraction crisis is just like. hang on. what the fuck do you mean i looked at a photo of my qpp w/ shorter hair where they looked really masc and i went That's A Boy and i liked that a lot. since fucking when do i go Whoa. Boy. i definitely still go Whoa. Women. but like. Whoa. Boy. has apparently come into my life and what the fuck man. get these bisexual thoughts out of my head /hj (surprise surprise, bisexuality seems to hunt me down when i'm in a relationship with someone who's genderfluid. emotions really said i must be attracted to them at all times and honestly? fair)

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good afternoon im thinking about gender and being sad. how are you

AYYYYYYYYYYYYY THAT WAS ME LAST NIGHT!!! we love dysphoria-induced breakdowns : ) anyway. taking a break day and procrastinating on starting up my sokeefitz roadtrip au again. would you like to elaborate on gender and sadness or nah?

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shoutout to the kids who kicked me out of their "girl talk" thanks for the gender validation <2

i can’t tell if this is >:( or :) or not so i don’t know whether to say yippee!! or something else. leaning toward yippee though?

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me: yeah so i'm not totally sure about my given name, it doesn't really fit me--

sibling: okay from now on i'll just call you "loser"

ANDNCBMDKVKDKFJDJKSJFJGKGK

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behold my masterpiece

truly your magnum opus

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i wanna show you the boys photo i'm in because it's genuinely one of my favorite pictures but i recognize that would be a bad idea from an internet safety standpoint

internet safety is a valid point that you should heed but i also understand the sadness of 'DAMMIT I WANT TO SHARE A PHOTO WHERE I'M CONFIDEN AND HAPPY AND I CAN'T D:'

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hi what's up how has life been

i saw very big flashy fireworks last night, ate potato salad, had ice cream and a weird soda drink with whipped cream and also a gummy bear, and hung out with an old friend last night and i’m gonna go wakesurfing today so. good rn!!! reallllllyyyyyy need to transfer my fics to a physical form so i can hand write them so i don’t have to worry about wifi consumage and stuff :/ (no that’s not a word yes it is for our purposes) sokeefitz has been on the brain bro. (cis fitz x transfem keefe x transmasc sophie still has a death grip on me and yet i’ve never buckled down and written anything for them ._.)

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oh FUCK that means we're not too far off from me using my chosen name for two entire years. what the fuck this should be illegal

:O a monumental event!!! how shall we celebrate when the time comes around, king?

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#me when people don’t know which of these planets you went by:#[surprised pikachu face /g]

i haven't used that name in nearly two years and i've gotten a lot of followers since then idk

[blinks] what the fuck do you mean the passage of time exists (whoag i didn’t realize we’d known each other for that long)

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sometimes i forget your name is lucas. not in a deadname way but in a what do you mean you're a real person with a real identity and not just a queer dude in my phone named Synonym Roll648

LMAOOOOOOOOO same goes for you. your name's different obviously and then i'm like. whoag. that's a guy w/ ginger hair somewhere in the world. unless he dyed it. but like. huh

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coming out stuff. idk.

ah, i see, i see