people get so confused when I say to my German Shepherd “you’re just a sweet little baby”
and their like “no, he’s a vicious, dangerous police dog that is used for killing”
and I’m like “yeah he is half of those things but remember he is just a four year old and has never hurt anybody”
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No but actually Hobie being a cat dad makes sense
it absolutely does but i'm just thinking of two things:
1, hobie having a superrr chill cat. like one that just lounges in the sun, gets pet, and gets fed. and he likes how low maintenance it is, and that's his baby. he's always petting it, holding it in his arms like he's in the godfather, barely putting the cat down. it sleeps in his bed with him, he has pictures framed of it (canon), he gives it a little spiky collar so they match. like that's literally his child.
2, hobie having an absolutely menace of a cat, but only he doesn't see how terrifying his pet is. glaring at guests, hissing at you when you come over. veryyy territorial, too, but hobie just brushes it off, putting one arm around you and the other around his cat, saying that you two are his babies even though there's some human-cat rivalaries happening there. but he's also super proud of his "anarchist" cat (his words ofc)
but like he's 100% a cat dad in general. either way his cat was a stray at first, and hobie kept feeding it until one day it literally followed him home and suddenly he's a Proud Cat Dad™️, buying (stealing) cat food and bargaining for little toys that he can get for them to play with. he doesn't name it at first, always whistling to get the cat to come near him, but if you mention the lack of name one day then suddenly he's brainstorming.
and he names his cat like a dog. there's no "mr whiskers" or anything. his cat is named liked max or bolt or something. but if his cat is the second one, he also calls it troublemaker and he's super happy when the cat answers to it.
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German Shepherds aren’t dogs that are meant to be pets. That’s my hot take. They shouldn’t be unrestrained in environments with lots of people. They shouldn’t be understimulated in suburban neighborhoods full of children. They’re working dogs. They need to work or they will take it out on everyone around them. The fact they’re such a popular companion animal dog breed is appalling.
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that blank stare people give when they realize theyve gotten a dog that they cant control. love when people go out and get dogs they cant control and are already half afraid of. and then the people in question sit back and laugh over how aggressive a puppy that cant be more than 4 to 6 months is towards other dogs and you know that the puppy is gonna end up attacking a few dogs in his life and the owners wont give a fuck when it happens and will pretend they never saw it coming
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Client: My dog has separation anxiety so he just needs someone to sit with him while we're gone :) Feel free to watch TV, order food, and just relax!
Me: Sounds great! *Looking forward to catching up on some work and cuddling a dog for nine hours*
What happened: Dog will not stop barking no matter what I try. He constantly begs to be taken outside. I take him out, nothing happens. He tackles me if I try to sit down, and sometimes when I'm standing up too. He bites me several times. He is growling. I am miserable. He shit on the floor.
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Did you just say “walk?”
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