#get absolutely FUCKED

[pyroangelo]

God it makes me so weirdly happy that Kipperlily was honestly a nothing rival to Riz. At every turn her Masterminding was fucked up by his friends.

Kristen jumped in and decided to run for president instead of Riz because Ally couldn’t stand Kipperlily’s type A personality.

Fig was in German Shepard mode constantly and prevented Kipperlily from ever coming after Kristen

Fabian’s lofi study sessions open to the entire school kept the Bad Kids names in everyone’s mouths and constantly bolstered Kristen’s campaign. Meanwhile Kipperlily’s intensity weirded other kids out.

A literal horde of dragons attacked Fabian’s Birthday Bash/Voting Booth Celebration, and yet they fully killed Oisin’s grandma and several of his relatives while smoking with the very Rogue teacher Kipperlily had to threaten to get a pass in Rogue studies.

And then when it finally came to blows in a fight. Kipperlily slashes at Riz for 7 points of damage, he turns around and slices her with his epic ninja Sword of Shadows for triple that damage. He baffles her by jumping into lava to make a play and finally he uses his Blindsight plus his combat experience to ready an action for the moment Kipperlily tried for another attack at him to cast Hold Person right over the lava she would emerge over from stealthing.

Kipperlily wishes, WISHES she was half the adventurer Riz Gukgak is, and she accepted rage and frustration to try and close the gap. But just like that 5 foot gap she attempted to jump she fell short and straight into Riz’s sight.

“Very good on paper, but no practical application.”

Kipperlily was nothing to Riz but another minion in a fight against his real antagonists, she’s another Dane or Penelope that collaborated with a corrupt adult to further her own story but she had no substance to her other than her rage and her hatred of the Bad Kids. She thought she could be Riz’s BBEG but how could she ever shine in the spotlight like a real villain when all she ever did was hide and kill rats.

[destielmemenews]

"Noem, who was asked about the theft at the White House Easter Egg Roll, acknowledged the incident and said the matter has not been resolved.

The Secret Service, which provides security for Noem, reviewed security camera footage at the Capital Burger restaurant and saw an unknown white male wearing a medical mask steal her bag and leave the restaurant, a law enforcement source said.

The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash."

CNN

Associated Press

USA Today

[devileaterjaek]

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[selfmaderibcageman]

genuinely funniest possible outcome

[your-neighbourhood-antisocial]

The only time I swear is when I'm online or on my periods even then it's internal I never swear openly and today looking at my principal all I did was chant 'get fucked, get absolutely fucked' as I looked at him

[chadillacboseman]

Straight up went without a lunch because these bitches can't fathom of not scheduling a meeting during the only fucking time I'm able to find the opportunity to take a break.

[sebnameyourcar]

happy birthday fernando

[mycological-mariner]

It would be great to go to a hospital without stepping in blood again. At least this time it wasn’t fucking barefoot

[only-man-in-the-sky]

fuck yes fuck yes fucking *yes*

[aleppothemushroom]

Get fucked, Hollywood

[bayfuzzball7050]

@biddybaboop

thats pretty reasonable i guess

[overcaffeinated-aro]

ok not to be that guy but like. labor rights and working class rights can coexist with 24h services and late amenities. its certainly hard to do so without worker exploitation in this political and social environment, it’s not a conflict likely to resolve overnight. but 24h services are important and especially valuable to those of us that are disabled or are on a different circadian rhythm. in fact more professional, health, and government services should be available or at least possible to work on asynchronously (if applicable) during late or odd hours, while workers also get sufficient pay for their labor and proper consistent scheduling. this would be much easier on the workers with night schedules if the entire professional world didn’t grind to a halt at 5pmEST

[reno-dakota]

why must i miss talking to this person i know it is absolutely detrimental to my wellbeing to talk to? what's that about? one week since telling them I'm done and my skin is noticeably clearer, I'm not compusively picking the parts which are still fucked, and I'm starting to be able to sleep again. But all I want to do is send meme and talk about mundane shit with this one specific person who regularly leaves me on the verge of tears.

[bubblesthecow]

Watching Star Wars in chronological order is so funny.

Obi-Wan Kenobi really took one look at R2D2 in the middle of the desert and said “No, Luke, I’ve never seen this fucking droid in my life. Looks like a real bitch though. Not that I’d know. This is my first time meeting the asshole.”

No one in that whole franchise was Gatekeep-Gasslight-Girlbossing quite like “Ben” Kenobi, regular human-man.

[jgvfhl]

mummy--!

[whatapunk]

Once again politicians have forgotten just how easily a snitch line can be trolled and rendered useless (more than it is upon conception) and the Department of Education now has a webpage to report illegal discrimination in schools (not the real shit, just to report anyone who advocates for like, idk, equity or some wild crazy shit like that 🙄). So uhhh can we see how quickly the internet can get them to remove it?