@linkerbell and I decided to start a new save for co-op and it's already off to a great start
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disliking Andrew Minyard? okay
shitting on Andrew Minyard? fine
saying that if Andrew Minyard were real, we would all hate him? wrong bad stupid. stop talking
(also biggest pet peeve when someone tells me how i would personally react to something. i am words on your phone. you don't know me)
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guys help i'm running out of space
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can someone please explain to me (oblivious british person) what the hell happened at the trump/harris presidential debate last night? because i've been hearing some weird shit. eating pets??? transgender aliens in prison??? america, are you okay???
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Lan Xichen, I love you but like. Between Sect Leader Jiang and your brother, who do you think worsened the injuries in question
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No babe it’s fine, it’s just the way you opened a musical by murdering a literal infant, especially after you compared him to your own son kinda threw me off
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The older I get and the more I see of the internet the more I think that we should leave children on a small island for a year Fullmetal Alchemist style until we have a full generation of humans who know the difference between thoughts feelings and reality
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This is a school of Adventurers and they’re all at Fabian’s party
500 characters with class abilities and spells, ranging from third (that seems normal for an end of the year freshman class) to like, 10+
And instead of doing fucking ANYTHING to help, they party. If they realized the thing they’re being trained for is happening its “total chaos”
I know this is for plot and gameplay reasons but totally honest, in pure action economy alone, I think 500 pcs could literally kill a tarrasque before it can move. Fabian should’ve been able to roll to convince those fuckers to just, omni.
“Hey if anyone knows a spell, just shoot that dragon right!” *Cue a million laser beams, magic missiles and fire balls*
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the clip in Polymorph of Rimmer's brothers smearing his face with jam and releasing a tin of ants all over him gains an even more sad and sinister note when you remember that in Better Than Life one of the horrible things his brain manifested for himself and Lister and Cat was being buried alive up to their necks with their faces smeared with jam and having ants set loose on them
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Anyway, if you're one of those people praising Oscar for standing on the top step in his second year compared to how long it took Lando to win, you should be writing Lando a "Thank You" letter for the years he spent slogging through races in a noncompetitive car so Oscar could prance in and capitalize on all that work. 🥰
Also, get well and truly fucked. 🙏🏻
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i cant stop laughing at these answers to some poor kid in linear algebra
literally in the question they said they just got to inner products
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Saw a photo of young Alan Alda and it was like a flash bang of horniness went off my pussy exploded I dropped my phone cars crashed to a halt my roommate woke up and she’s in another room
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respectfully, the formatting of the transcripts is giving me an aneurysm
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