#get in losers we're dying of dysentery

[ormspryde]

I couldn't get 'Oregon Trail Dinosaur Edition' out of my head, so today y'all all get to die of dysentery with me and triceratops here lol.

[ID: A pixel drawing of triceratops pulling a wagon in a style reminiscent of the old game Oregon Trail. /ID]

[mur-art]

Mur's WTTT Art Master Post

A compilation of all my Welcome to the Table/Ben Brainard-verse art (so far), sorted by topic and character. I think I covered everything! I tried to organize them the best I could but some categories were hard to define. If I missed anything, plese lmk! WARNING: LONG POST AHEAD!

(GEN) COMICS/MULTI-CHARACTER SCENES:

---> Weekend at Congress (Florida, Loui, Gov)

---> Baby's First Hurricane! (Florida, California, Mother Nature)

---> Pile O' Corners (Four Corners)

---> The Gambler, The Family Man, and The Stoner (Nevada, Utah, Colorado)

---> A Family Affair (IDC, Penn, Gov)

---> Gator Onesie (Florida, Gov)

—> Surfin’ USA (California, Hawai’i, Alaska)

FLORIDA AND CALIFORNIA ANTICS:

Continued under the cut...

---> Karaoke Night at the Statehouse

---> Halloween Horror Night

---> What is This "Moun-tan" You Speak of?

---> "Whatcha readin', Safe Space?"

—> Cali’s Gonna Yeet Him off a cliff

INDIVIDUAL WTTT CHARACTERS:

Alaska

---> Good View From Up Here (Alaska + Hawai'i)

---> I Was Born Under a Wan'drin Star... (tw: blood)

Arkansas

---> Pirate Kansas!

California

(This diva has his own category; see below)

Colorado

---> Snowy Selfie

Florida

—> Florida!!! (Mur’s Version) (TW: Blood)

—> Emotional Support Alligator

---> Astrophysics for People in a Hurry

---> The Price of Freedom

---> Gator Onesie

Gov

---> You Should See The Other Guy (tw: blood)

---> "I Was So Worried" (Gov + IDC)

---> Gator Onesie

Hawai'i

---> Good View From Up Here (Alaska + Hawai'i)

---> Gossip Girls (California + Hawai'i)

IDC

---> "I Was So Worried" (Gov + IDC)

Louisiana

---> <3 Heart Eyes <3

Massachusetts

---> Spiked Dunks!

---> I Started a War!

---> Dunks Onesie! (feat. New York)

Michigan

---> "I Brought Salad!"

Montana

---> Treasure State // Big Sky Country

National Guard

---> POV You're Late to Your Date w/Natty Guard

Nevada

—> Playing With Fire (Nevada and Utah)

—> Vegas Vic (collab with @freshwolfhell)

—> Circus, Circus (collab with @freshwolfhell)

—> “Wait, YOU don’t have a lottery?” (Utah and Nevada)

---> Neon Showgirl

---> Caution, Do Not Dig (semi-nsfw)

---> Oh, You're Actin' So Holy (Utah and Nevada)

---> MOBvada

---> Being an Absolute Mood

New Jersey

---> Stick 'Em Up! (tw: blood)

---> Bad Boy (tw: smoking)

Oregon

---> Get In Loser, We're Dying of Dysentery

Utah

—> “Wait, YOU don’t have a lottery?” (Utah and Nevada)

---> "I'm Not Like Other States, I'm a COOL State!"

---> Oh, You're Actin' So Holy (Utah and Nevada)

Washington

---> Get In Loser, We're Dying of Dysentery

---> Judgy Washing Machine

Wisconsin

—> Go Pack Go!

SHIPS/DUOS:

Texas/California

---> Dios Mio, Erán Vaqueros!!

—> “Stay Still, Idiot!” (Hurt/“Comfort”)

—> OMG They Were Cowboys!

---> "Let Him Kiss Me..." (nsfw)

---> I Hate Everything About You

---> Not-So-Lone Star (semi-nsfw)

---> Wildflowers

---> Saw Your Face in a Dusty Daguerrotype

---> "It Suits You, You Know" (Cali/Austin)

Florida/Louisiana

---> Karaoke Night at the Statehouse

---> "Mornin', Sunshine" (semi-nsfw)

---> OMG They Were Pirates!

---> Bisou Ur Face

---> Those eyes, damn those eyes

---> "Hey Loui-- <3"

Florida/Gov

—> Send Me a Selfie

California/Nevada

—> “Fighting” Over the Remote

---> California is a Big Spoon (nsfw)

---> 99 Problems

California/New York

---> Working Late

---> Straight Gay Espresso Morning

---> "Get Loved, Idiot"

---> Can't Handle the Cold

New York/New Jersey

---> "What the [bleep] are you lookin' at?"

Massachusetts/Virginia

—> The Gentleman and the Sailor

---> Kingdom of Days

Oregon/Washington

---> Get In Loser, We're Dying of Dysentery

---> May 18, 1980 (tw: blood)

Alaska/Hawai'i

---> Good View From Up Here

Massachusetts/New York:

—> I am NOT Wearing That!! (The Dunks Onesie Saga continues!)

A SECTION just for CALIFORNIA since I draw him so much (whoops):

---> Money, Power, Glory (CA Statehood Day Art 2023)

---> Fem!Cali

---> Looking for the Golden Light

---> Two Sides of the Same Coin/King of Diamonds (NorCal + SoCal)

---> Twelve Atmospheric Rivers Later...

---> "I am California, Can't You See?" (CA Statehood Day Art 2022)

---> Gossip Girls (California + Hawai'i)

---> Firebender Cali

NON-CANON CHARACTERS/OCS:

Jefferson

---> Abolish the Police...Birds? (feat. Austin)

San Diego and San Francisco

---> CA's Favorite/s?

[the-firebird69]

Just do the trick! Nothing more is needed.

This is a freaking joke here but he has to live in it and he's trying to tell us he's had enough and they don't have to be listened to they're so damn dumb and they need to be pulled off and they're so dangerous. I'm starting to get what he's saying are we stupid we don't need to have complete idiots around me screwing with me all the time we don't need to have them driving up and down the road near me this is way too much cover you're going to get him hurt and we keep telling them don't do this s*** don't do that s*** no it's stupid you're causing too much pressure on everybody there's no reason for all this crap it's calmed down and nothing's happened and he looked at it and said you know what he's right but why did it calm down and they got busy that's why they're busy dying and they looked at like this we need to raise our army and get rid of them yes and they don't seem to care that much about them dying they really don't. So I got pissed and I figured it out these people are asking to leave for real they're tired of it they don't care about Dave they don't care about the computer there's a big rough tough douchebags and this is what they look like everyday by the way they lost it they don't care they just keep doing stuff it's very painful for them and I don't want to see it or hear it or listen to it anymore I'm tired of dead people talking to me and really Olympus we have to stop this from happening our people are getting upset it's getting gross and we're not doing the job we have to get on the ball and we have a lot of stuff to do and I'm going to put the calendar up and schedule and we're going to start going after it it'll change and we're the ones doing it. These people are also deadweight they take time and energy and a lot of it and we don't have time to devote to them I don't have people wiping their ass or anything just let them die of dysentery they're dying out there it's just too much work you're blaming war and we don't need to we can die of dysentery they're trying to attack our son with it let them go is the order if you don't we're going to investigate you. I don't want to talk about it you can't keep doing allowing these people to do this and you can't live next to it look if they don't care if they live or die is what they're saying I mean it's what it's ridiculous here these Max don't give a s*** they can leave. I do hear him he said it's not me so the pressure is coming from all over the place we got it from above we got some idiot down below way too many clones too many idiots on the islands and too many idiots here there's idiots everywhere we got this idiot Trump going to court everyday and different Court sessions and he's still running for president I don't want to say anything but this is a humiliating session here and this is also embarrassing what is this piece of s*** slob running for office for how's he doing it does anybody know force. PGA drops out and he's bigger and is meaner and his people are pushing and they flood in and the stupid humiliating a****** is still running after people told him to step down the GOP is telling him to step down the American people the government his own people and he's still doing it I think we need to have a little talk with Mr arrogant here I don't know if anyone has.

That was our son and daughter and I'm telling you what this guy next door is a huge humiliating prick and he's sick of it it's way past it all the time it's just a huge huge low life loser too and Brad and the others are scum but this kind of store has to say stuff has to do stuff and her son is just sitting there doing nothing the a****** won't leave alone like what's the matter you've seen all these other people just there you stupid f****** a******. So he's in everyone's face again go around bothering people all the time all over the place and people can't see fit to nail that stupid son of a b**** and I say we nail him we're going to have a meeting and people have real objections that's fine if you don't sit down and don't stop the process if you do you're going to be hauled in for questioning because you have a real objection and if you're in the way you're going to you're going to lose hardware unless you come up with some real reason we want you out of the f****** way it's it's too much of a trying time here you're not understanding what we're saying you're being selfish pigs and you're not committing enough troops to stop the stupid s*** he's following my thousands of people a day harassing him what kind of show are we running here

Thor Freya

I'm going to get up here up there and tell him what to do this is ridiculous every day he does are you deaf I'm your spy it's too much they're all over me harassing the crap out of me keeping me up all night now and I do understand something this is their stupid routine all day everyday their dog s*** here but really it's coming from all over the place and above and he's right so we have to get the major problem and it's Tommy f and people here ignore it and they're a bunch of hunky dory morons doing all this dumb s*** on the internet I mean what a bunch of losers and they're letting him sit here and wallow why I say is we should take those ships over like he said and not put up with these f****** bastards and toast a shitload of their stuff and say oh it's the clones and he was saying it too they're taking way too long to launch it's forever and we just sitting here with this dumb dog s*** drilling me for information every 5 seconds and it's true too this is misery we're going to have to change something I'm going to have to try and follow suggestion what he says is we should take their fleet and amscram you can go up there with five big ships and get porked. I do like the idea I'm going to present it too

Nuada Arrianna

We've had hardly any interest in the huge guns and we put it out there a little and they're like sitting on their asses again screwing around with him I mean these people need a hobby they need something to do finally we're doing this stuff and that he's been screaming this is terrible these people are exhaustingly stupid and nasty and then they're completely wrong and if I had my power I would be going around killing them constantly and not caring that I'm doing a constantly I don't care if I do it constantly you're constantly get it over with in like a hundred years you're doing constantly then millions and millions and millions of years you're free from this s*** what's the damn point if you can do it

Zues Hera

You know what he's saying is true we should not be putting up with it or tolerated this is way over the top since the precident for everybody that's what they're doing we're going to come and cut them down cuz they don't even remember what happens during the day

Savage oppress

We're going to get something done tonight this is terrible

Olympus