#get outtt you work of art of a human

[volturissideslut]

How would the guards be with a very ditsy human mate, kinda like Luna Lovegood.

𝖁𝖔𝖑𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖎 𝖌𝖚𝖆𝖗𝖉

So I wrote for more of a ditzy/wonder-y (???) reader then Luna-esque (but not really??), which Luna kind of is so I hope that's okay??? I'm not entirely sure in this is what you asked or not but here you go

Alec

WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP WANDERING OFF?!?! ITS STRESSING HIM THE FUCK OUTTT

would be the type to wrap you in bubble wrap, place you in a padded room and coddle you day and night

look, he loves you so much

but you keep going to the woods

at night

and he has around a thousand years worth of enimies trying to get to him and those he loves because of his role in the volturi

and whilst you're bright... you're not the most sharp

and he can't have you being taken

please! feel free to wander the castle and it's garden, study ancient books and history, endeavour into art, converse with the guards, but please for the love of God stop wandering into the forest at the dead of night

Jane

Look, you'll probably both try your best but I genuinely don't think this would work with her

yes, she has an eternity

but she just doesn't have the patience

it'll cute at first, the strong, knowledgeable and mature vampire with the ditzy, slow-paced, heartwarming human

but with the type of person she is I don't see this lasting without one of you changing your entire personality- and that's not fair

BUT

for plots sake, let's say it happened and its lasting:

she is SO protective of you it's not even funny

you're her adorable little human and she'll try her best to seem interested in what you have to say

And if anyone, and I mean anyone (aside from the kings) insults you or gives you a funny look or something?????

they're gonna face a world full of pain

Demetri

he

absolutely

adores

you

1) is sat with heart eyes whenever you ramble about something you're interested in

2) random dances in the middle of the hallway disturbing everyone and causing traffic

3) indulges in the wanderings: you want to stand on the roof at exactly 5:32 am in the middle of winter to look at the stars at that precise moment because you read in a book 14 years ago about something that might have to do with it? sure!

Felix

Is SO supportive and absolutely interested in anything and everything you have to say

"oh? you saw something strange in the woods? do tell, my darling, I'd love to hear all about it" loves listening to you ramble and finds it adorable when you get this concentrating and confused look on your face when literally nothing is happening

please please please please please play chess with him!! he wants to teach you soooo bad beacsue firstly it's cool, secondly it'll make you a little sharper and thirdly he wants to spend time with youuuuuuuuuu

incase you haven't noticed I'm not that good at writing for felix but I'm trying

[ditttiii]

i saw your pic and DAMMN GIRL ... how many hearts do you already have in your collection uh? want to make mine one? 🥴 -your (a little late) brazilian wife 💍

Lasksksksks ExcuSE me!! please you flatter me, I am such a dork done even get me started. but also thankyou so much!! 😭 your presence brings me so much joy and like ugh I am a hoe for your compliments so just taKE my heart alreadyyyyy. and Lol nah I am a bleb 😂 the heart count is an impressive 01 including yours 🤪 but for real my exotic queen of a wife I LOVE YOU THIS IS SO SWEET MARRY ME 💍 💍 💍  (*/ω＼*)

[velv3tface]

I wasn't tagged but I saw @whitedeadflower post and wanted to do it too x)

What was the last thing you read?

You’d Be Paranoid Too If Everyone Was Out To Get You

Favourite movie?

Probably The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones. it’s the first one I always think of so

Favourite book?

I don't really have one

Dream Date?

I’ll let you know when I live it

Do you have a crush?

Nah

Do you have any hobbies?

Playing drums, singing, drawing, painting, playing games, taking pictures, writing, going to concerts

What is your favourite time of the day?

Dawn

If you could look like anything, what would you look like?

Something good

Are you romantic?

Ridiculously. I can be worse than rom coms lmao

What’s your favourite type of weather?

Sunny with a chance of chill

What do you like talking about?

MUSIC, personalities, feelings, ideas, art, life, friends, etc.

What are your turn ons?

Confidence, determination, intelligence, light bickering, great sense of style & genuineness 

If you got a tattoo what would it be and where would you get it?

I would cover my arm, from my wrist to my elbow with a bunch of tattoos... like asymmetrical figures mixed with a bunch of colors and things I love like roses, palm trees maybe and music-related stuff idk.

Do you have any pets?

No

Dream job?

Lead singer or drummer of a band

Dream place to live?

Probably California

Dream vacation?

Somewhere in Europe

Do you have any piercings?

Ears

If you had kids what would you name them?

Good question 

What are your best traits?

Highly empathic, optimistic, somewhat motivated, very aware of myself & others, meaning I understand how I'm feeling and I see right through people’s outer personality even if they’re hard to read.

Worsts traits?

too empathic, “too serious”, intense feels & my mood changing like a light switch whenever I sense weird vibes

What’s your worst fear?

Never finding my place in the world & feeling like I’m alone

What do you want to eat right now?

Venti blonde white mocha with one pump of raspberry and one extra shot and no whipped cream.

What’s your best vacation you’ve ever been on?

Trip to Puerto Rico with my friends

Favourite City?

San Juan, Puerto Rico

Favourite social media platform?

Spotify. lol not exactly a social media but I really like seeing what people listen to and finding new playlists made by my fav artists, friends & strangers

Favourite article of clothing?

Cool jacket to finish off the look

Do you play sports?

Is drumming a sport

Favourite meal of the day?

The last one

What are you excited for?

Seeing results from my efforts

Not excited for?

Hardships of life - i need those to chill out for a bit cause I’ve had enough and idk what will become of me if they overpower the good things

When was the last time you cried?

yesterday

Dream House?

Dude, my house is gonna be so cool, I’m gonna have a music studio, an art studio, hopefully, a “chill-out” room where I can play games and host get-togethers & shit. I will make sure the whole ambiance of the house is cozy and feel like the best place ever for anyone who steps inside, but most importantly for me.

What’s something you hate about the world?

How ruthless & spiteful humans can be & the ephemerality of it all

What’s something you love about the world?

Hope, good people, friendships, unity, nature - even if I avoid exploring the depths of it & being adventurous, but I try not to miss out... gotta power through it haha. I immediately think to myself, what would Peter Pan think of me if I don't do it? so I snap out of it and switch into lost girl mode.

What scents do you like?

Vanilla, coffee, that new car smell, coconut, the berry colossal crunch cereal!! idk what it is about it but if i could turn that cereal into a perfume i would lol

What kind of sleeper are you?

I fall asleep FAST but stay in an alert mode cause I grew up so paranoid about earthquakes and people tryna break-in so I have no chill in my sleep either. That’s why I like to make places feel cozy af cause I need to feel safe otherwise I'll find myself outtt

Are you a cat or dog person?

I’m a fish person, but I think i like dogs better

How long would you survive in the zombie apocalypse?

I’ve watched so many zombie apocalypse survival movies that I think I would know how to stay alive long enough to find other peers

Are you trusting?

No

What fictional character do you identify with?

only ones that come to mind rn are Nadine from Edge Of Seventeen & Maya Hart from GMW, 

What labels do you usually get?

serious, emo, reserved

What song would be your life anthem?

For a Pessimist, I’m Pretty Optimistic - Paramore

What issues are you dealing with right now?

Drunk driver crashed my car and totaled it like a week or 2 after I got my license and now I can't find anybody to drive me to work so I’ve been desperate tryna find another one

How can someone win you over?

Assuming this is referring to romance, they can’t unless I’m already attracted to them & really click with them. You can't “win” someone over - it doesn't work like that... unless they’re in denial of what they really like in which case maybe someone can claim they won them over, but not really... if you know what I mean

I tag: whoever else wants to do it cause i have no idea who’s active here anymore x)