#gimme $1000

[dakotaking]

I NEED 20 columnar apple trees

[slutpoppers]

Castlevania Nocturne S2 (2025)

[clumsypuppy]

Pokeymon

@ask-willowleafeon @ask-shiny-umbreon

[inksandpensblog]

idk if it's truly a tendency of mine to look around a new fandom and go "you know what there could be more of? exactly not everything that's currently happening here" or if it's just that both times it's happened so far the vast majority of "everything that's currently happening here" has been heavily ship-focused.

but still I'd have two nickels and it's weird

[deus-ex-mona]

sorry, chizuutan, may you have better luck with your next oshi </3

[hauntedfalcon]

“the oversaturation of Ghibli-fied AI images has killed my enjoyment of actual Ghibli movies a little”

skill issue. I’m so off social media that I wasn’t even aware of the problem

[ashe-twst-fan]

Me: *desperately spinning the wheel of fortune for 1000 coins*

Wheel of Fortune: Have some salt :>

[lilacxquartz]

i think the next yandere trope i want to explore is intensely clingy, whiny and even desperate yandere; maybe with choso? i’ve written a few with him, but i think it wasn’t as canon as i’d like him to be (largely because i wasn’t really caught up to the manga back then).

so maybe he’s overly protective, freaks out at the concept of you doing anything at all because the world is a dangerous place. keeps you in a safe location, tries to cater to your every need so that you won’t ever try and leave.

maybe we could go a step darker, where he’d pick off anyone he would determine to be a threat, acting erratic until they’re gone. and if you do get that close to him, he’d stress himself out with trying to give you the most unforgettable time, every time.

and to top of all off, he would likely beg to eat you out because of his obsession with you. like it would be less about his needs and instead all about you and keeping you so happy that no other person can occupy your mind ever again.

for as long as he can help it, anyway.

[deadly-vuu]

oh man oh dudes, the new starset track, whew yes bring that shit over here rn

[sylvia-und-sybille]

Sylvia und Sybille would be real :D

“Please stop writing! The very next thing you write will actually happen!”

[persephonyed]

i'm a sucker for the two girls competing over the same guy ( or two guys fighting over the same girl vice versa ) but turns our we're actually into each other way more and that's not the most unwelcome surprise trope...need it! asap!

[chase-the-ladybug]

My anime-watcher fatal flaw is I will watch nearly any anime if I’m hooked by the soundtrack. No matter how much the plot sucks if the music hits I will buckle up. A good op will have me jamming in my seat even if I have to grit my teeth through the worst experience of my life afterwards.

[caramelmochacrow]

parents entrusted me $200 to buy something i like bc of something idk and i feel very conflicted bc i can buy only 1 thing i want.

dj decks are expensive, guitars are expensive, good-quality dslr cameras are expensive, games are expensive, EVERYTHING IS EXPENSIVE WHY--

[apocalyptic-dancehall]

Hi! I hope you wont find this strange as I might really need your help, I know that you might find this ask weird and inappropriate at the same time but I do have huge favor to ask if you would be so kind to please check my pinned post, because its for my cat who needs an immediate life saving surgery and If you feel it in your heart to help me with this, please do boost or share it and I would be eternally grateful. 😭

i scrolled back all the way on your blog. your first post (a reblog. a vast majority of your reblogs are connected to their ops, which is usually what scammers do.) spans back to today at 2:55 am. how dare you.

[hawkeyes-boy]

a charity football match is on tv and now I can't stop thinking abt ptmc charity football match

im thinking either day shift vs night shift (competitive but light-hearted) OR medical vs surgical (VIOLENT BRUTAL BATTLE TO THE DEATH)

I have so many thoughts abt day shift vs night shift

robby and jack as coaches, robby plays the old man card and blames his bad back. jack does a stint in goal using his crutch(es) but then retires to manager opposite robby making terrible FOOTball jokes the whole time. robby doesnt start out competitive but you KNOW jack brings it out in him by the end

then the line up:

frank as the day shift striker cos of course he his, just look at the hair. hes fast and skillful but he dives pathetically and jack yells at him lmao

mel is a winger, shes also pretty fast but shes not very technical. she does have a knack for reading the game (or maybe just frank...) and sets him up some great shots

dennis is on the other wing and he's surprisingly good, but he panics and boots it too much and also goes down like a wet paper towel - not diving he's just,,, flimsy

samira in centre mid, shes a bit slow on the ball, takes too many touches, but when she can hold onto it she gets some great balls through to mel/frank

dana as the centre back running that defensive line like a pro, she doesn't need to shout but you best believe that line is so straight they're calling offside every ten minutes (it makes a vein start to show in jack's neck)

collins as right back, not very fast but solid and persistant making her very difficult to get around. the only time robby actually shouts from the sideline is when there's a particularly strong challenge on collins

mckay as left back (she strikes me as a lefty idk why Imao) similar to collins but plays DIRTYYYY, you know she does, shes pulling some filthy slide tackles. jack doesnt even have a go cos he respects it. shit talks like a MOTHERFUCKER too. sorry just heart eyes thinking abt her gimme a minute

santos in goal 1000%. i played women's football for a long time and let me tell you she fits the blueprint to the fucking millimetre. she's played since she was a kid and she runs that team like the fucking navy, the MOST invested person on the pitch. she's yelling at everyone keeping them all in line and giving genuinely sound tactical advice - unfortunately it's rarely followed because she gets too irate. she nearly makes dennis cry and robby makes her go sit on the bench to calm down for a minute lmao

javadi's the water girl and she takes her job very seriously, she's also in charge of the cold spray and tape which in amateur football is like a performance enhancing drug comparable to dope, and again she takes this responsibility very seriously

OK AND THEN NIGHT SHIFT

I'm giving them surgical too for the numbers and also because I want to

the main reason I want to is garcia. . . she's up front and it's mostly because she's a genuinely decent striker. . .but its also definitely not not because jack noticed santos seems a bit more distractable when garcia's in her eyeline. . .

walsh also has goalkeeper vibes to me, calling the shots from the back

shen. . . . I cannot see as a footballer. jack puts him on as a winger and he's competent, but he refuses to run too far after someone and just does a 🤷‍♂️ when jack and walsh threaten to give him a reason to run

ellis is centre mid and she's holding the team together, she's not the fastest but she's not slow and she's skilled, experienced, solid and tactical too. she's their secret weapon and jack doesn't even pretend to actually be managing anything, he just repeats what she says from the lines but louder

[sevi007]

(MILD to HEAVY spoilers for Nimona!) 

I have thought long and hard about this the last few days (cuz I’m obsessed obviously) and you know what, I think Nimona and Ambrosius should SO become besties after the movie. 

You know why? 

Because they are so protective of Ballister. 

We had Ambrosius being ready to throw hands with Todd approximately two minutes into the movie cuz Todd was being a jerk to Ballister, and Ballister had to hold him back. Ballister, the reject of the institute, had to hold the Golden Boy back, not the other way around. 

On the other hand, we got Nimona who, for the first time for a 1000 years, has someone worth fighting for, someone she would literally turn into a phoenix and block a cannon shot for (because I bet that like 80 percent of that was because she wanted to protect Ballister) and Nimona was Down to Murder from second 1 in this movie. 

Gimme former Golden Boy - Gloreth Descendant Ambrosius and Shapeshifter-Chaos-Incarnate Nimona teaming up on anyone who is dumb enough to even look at Ballister funny 

In the meantime, gimme Ballister facepalming in the background.