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Can you do some V ox sneeze headcanons if you please?

O o ooo, okay! TV man time!

Whenever he sneezes, his exhaust fans shoot out coolant or dust from his circulation fans in a big cloud

Snough sufferer (T_T), all of his sneezes are very short with very little in the way of vocalization.

Lots of "HhN'Kk! Hh'tchh! Kxxhht!" with pops of fizzing and static.

Doesn't have a sinus cavity, so he can't actually sniffle, but whenever his circulation fans stop and restart, they make a deep hissing sound that sounds like sniffling.

Instead of rubbing his nose, he spam-taps the center of his screen to try and get himself to sneeze, or to relieve the irritation during a fit.

Has an admin-accessible menu to look "inside of him" to see what's irritating his system or clogging his fans, where to dislodge the irritant, the technician working on him (or his assistant) has to play a matching game to make him sneeze.

Gets malware and viruses a lot because he's a gullible moron who still has 50s brainrot and falls for phishing scams CONSTANTLY. If Al/ast/or knew how to use a computer he'd be COOKED, getting sent malicious emails and spam links on the DAILY.

Can only contract "organic" ailments if someone gets the pathogens directly on his sensitive internal structures, he has caught many a cold by his personal technician- who doesn't have many sick days- sneezing onto his wires while his back panel was open.

Is prone to his coolant piping system leaking and getting blockages, especially if he's sick with a virus, and the rattling and flushing of those pipes sounds like an awful wet cough, forcing him to slam on his chest with a fist or a splayed hand to get everything back in working order.

If you press two buttons on his lower back at the same time, he sneezes, because they function as an auto-clean for his filtration system. His assistant regularly uses it to get back at him for being rude or cruel, sometimes he tapes the buttons down to get V/ox stuck in a loop.

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Hi hello I need you to know that ever since you sent me that ask about Angel and Husk coughs, I’ve been imagining Angel coughing scenarios, and like??

Not to come here with unsolicited thoughts but I keep thinking of how miserable he’d be with bronchitis and how he would keep Husk awake with that. And how Husk would immediately recognize that Angel has bronchitis because in my mind, Husk has more experience with those kinds of things

I literally had zero of these thoughts until yesterday and now I’m so attached to them, thank you 🙏🏻

Oh my god feel free to come in with unsolicited thoughts, this whole account is unsolicited thoughts asfsdf I love it. I can have someone to yammer about this stuff with asfsdfg I feel spoiled by the amount of people interested in more than just sneezing on this side of tumblr, back in the blue forum days there were like 5 people interested in coughing.

Husk's hypersensitive ass ears can probably tell that his boyfriend has bronchitis before he can.

They'll be sitting in silence at the bar and his ears start twitching as he listens to the congested trilling in AD's chest while he breathes and just asks casually as he slides a bloody mary across the bar, "You ain't over that cough yet, are you?" Angel chokes back a wet cough behind clenched teeth, murmuring out a short "N-no," in response, drowning his sorrows in clamato juice and vodka.

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ozzie snzcanons???

I have tried to upload this one and I stg I've had to re-type it 5 times (my power went out, computer restarted, etc), and I'd meltdown and pout and refuse to do it but I am GOING to finish it this time!

Sneezes are very peculiar, sometimes singles, sometimes doubles. He likes to space them out pretty often to ride the high of the tingling sensation and the release.

A noticeable amount of buildup, sometimes he'll go into his deep Demon-Mode voice mid-hitch.

Heavy loud initial hitch with a much quieter release, as though he ran out of energy mid-sneeze, a lot of "H-HIHH'Ddtshhew!" "HI-IHH'ghtshew!" "Hi...I-ihh...I-IHH'dDtshhihh!"

Allergic to lilies, tulips, daisies, mold, two specific brands of rosé, and Monoammonium phosphate- the chemical found in fire extinguishers.

His flame-y mane flares out when he sneezes sometimes and he tries his hardest not to singe anything in his surroundings...ironically sometimes it spirals out of control and someone will try to spray him with fire extinguisher, which just makes it worse until a more experienced person throws water on him.

Is pretty consistent with covering, hates making a mess of the sleeves of his nice shirts, something that ends up compelling him to stay in his pajamas when he has a particularly messy cold.

Immune system is "meh"...it seems to be half-decent at its job where it manages to fight things off a bit quicker, and manages to polish off pathogens before they can really settle in and cause trouble, but not very good at keeping them out in the first place.

^^ O/zz/ie feels like he's "fighting something" every two weeks, even if they're short fights that he usually wins, a lot of random day-long sore throats, stuffy noses, headaches, and lost or hoarse voices.

He only gets properly full-out sick between 2-4 times a year, and he recovers somewhat quickly.

Gets burnt out pretty easily after spending ages partying it up and buzzing between projects, sometimes spikes psychogenic fevers when he really needs a break.

Used to work until he crashed, but after getting together with Fi/zz he has someone who tugs at him until he concedes and slides back into bed

Definitely has the fetish, doesn't indulge in it very often, but sometimes if he's feelin' it he'll induce for about an hour, it's both about the sound and about the euphoric sensation of the release for him

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HUSK SNZCANONS I AM ON MY KNEES BEGGING

I am finally back from work/ getting my oil changed and here to deliver snzcanons for my favorite pretty kitty <333

Loud ass dad sneezer, sneezes with his entire head, if he was a weaker person he'd sneeze with so much force he'd knock himself over.

Very heavy on the "R"s, they're almost rolling sneezes.

Lots of "HRR'SssCHUHH!" "HRr'SsHOO!" and the occasional "HHNP'TSSHHUH!"

Usually sneezes in multiple singles spaced apart, doubles or more usually indicates that he isn't feeling well (allergies or illness...or both if he's so unlucky)

Allergic to cinnamon, roses, and the ingredients in a lot of mass-marketed forms of glitter (something he had to learn the hard way when he and An/gel were intimate while Ange was still decked out in full glam from work)

Covers pretty religiously, albeit with some sketchy technique. Tends to use the back of his wrist a lot which manages to cover sweet F.A. 80% of the time.

Is a very wet sneezer, every single one produces enough for a biohazard Jackson Pollock painting.

Can stifle, but it's both very uncomfortable and very obvious when he's doing it because he has to use his fingers and pinch them over his nostrils, and his fur stands on end with every sneeze.

Prone to his sinuses getting very congested, garbled consonants and a nerfed sense of smell, holding a cloth up to his nose to try and keep it from leaking. It almost always spreads to his ears, too.

Whenever his nose is itchy his precious little jellybean twitches and wiggles like a rabbit's nose, even as the skin around it turns pink from all of the pinching, wiping, and blowing.

Has no problem telling people when he isn't feeling well, but hates being fussed over so he usually downplays it.

Best cold remedy that isn't OTC meds: chewing on a piece of goldenrod and getting absolutely sloshed on tea with honey, lemon, ginger, and enough whiskey that it could be used as molotov fuel.

Very drowsy when he's sick, will fall asleep basically anywhere and has to be jostled pretty intensely to be woken up. Favorite place to fall asleep when he isn't feeling well is tucked between An/gel's legs.

Immune system is very good! But when sicknesses do hit, they hit hard in retaliation.

About 2/3 of the time he gets a cold he ends up with a lingering cough that annoys the shit out of him, but upon experimenting with treatments and different positions, they aren't nearly as insufferable as they used to be- coughing on your stomach while your boyfriend pats your back is apparently the prime spot for old grouchy catboys...who knew?!

Finds sneezing fascinating...unsure if it's in a kink way or not, but when the place is empty and he's bored, sometimes he induces either with a cinnamon stick or one of his feathers.

If you scratch a particular spot behind his left ear, he sneezes.

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Do you have any snz headcanons for Stolas?

A a a aaa snzcanon train goes c r azy, I have many!! (Also hello hiiii, seeing you in my notes every now and again has been so sweet, I am waving ecstatically ^^)

Cannot stifle to save his life, he was never taught how and it never feels right, if the sneeze doesn't hit, he will sneeze again and again until it hits right, his body demands it.

Sneezes end up being a bit owl-y, lots of "Hnk'TsSHOO! H-hah'KSsSHOO! HrR'SsCHOO!"

Usually sneezes in doubles or triples, a single sneeze is rare.

Being sheltered for most of his developmental years gave him a l o t of allergies: dust, mold, mildew, cat hair, lavender, a lot of the "cheaper" soaps and shampoos (He is s o thankful that Bl/itz is bald), the list goes on

Was also only taught how to cover his sneeze using a handkerchief, not his arm, because god forbid he sully his beautiful expensive clothes, which means that if he doesn't have a hanky to cover with... he's using his hands (yeah...super classy)

Always has at least one handkerchief on him at all times, and is not above using a pocket square as a makeshift handkerchief if he needs to/ if his regular hanky is already soaked.

Not a very wet sneezer, his sinuses tend to be very dry unless he's got a particularly nasty cold (unfortunately this means he's prone to "nose"/beak bleeds with all of his sneezing causing friction without moisture)

His eyes water a lot, it looks almost elegant and dainty as though he's a bit teary-eyed or passively crying, but then his sclerae turn red and his lower eyelids get puffy and it goes from "Aww cute" to "Here is ALL of the Hell-Dryl, go nuts"

Gets very sneezy when he drinks, particularly when he drinks red wine because it's so "dusty"...and also because he might be allergic to it, who's to say, he refuses to get another allergy test done because last time he got so many positives that the itching nearly turned him feral.

His immune system leaves... some things to be desired. It isn't necessarily weak, but it's definitely been skipping the gym. If he's around someone while they're ill, or even around someone who's been around someone else who was ill, he's probably catching it.

Has a more fragile constitution, something that St/el/la pestered him about constantly, telling him to cover up, layer up, stay out of drafts, because if there was one thing worse than being seen with her wimpy husband, it was being seen with him while he was sniffling and sneezing.

^ He would complain that she exaggerated but she was 100% right. Opening the freezer while still damp from the bath? Cold. Sitting in a draft without his dressing gown or a cardigan? Cold. Not toweling off after gardening in the rain? Cold.

^ He has a sore throat every other week because he refuses to stop walking around his big drafty palace with his dressing gown open and his chest out. Stubborn motherfucker.

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Any Alastor snz head canons?

Oh definitely!!

Allergic to strong, cologne-y scents: citronella, teakwood, oak moss, etc

Mostly stifles, lots of "Hnk'tshh!" "Hnk'Kxxhht!" "Hh'KzZhht!"

When he does have to let loose, it's always so consonant-heavy, very deep in the sinuses: "HnK'Zzhht-chew!" "Hh'KzZSshhew!"

Tries to stay neat, has a handkerchief on him to wipe away at any unseemly mess.

^ Which is needed because he is a drippy motherfucker. Cold? Nose is running. Pollen high? Nose is running. Dusty room? Nose is running.

Mega germaphobe, if you so much as sniffle he's beating you away with his radio and will avoid you at all costs. Not cruel, but his caretaking attitude is "I got you...from over here"

Has the immune system of a wet sponge, someone on the opposite end of the room he's in could sneeze and he wakes up the next morning with a scratchy throat.

Fans in front of his face when he's about to sneeze

Gets stuck sneezes so. often. and they'll be stuck for a considerable amount of time, so much so that his eyes start watering from the buildup.

Not necessarily secretive about illness, but definitely stubborn about it, will deny and swear up and down that he isn't sick and tries to brush it off, even if it means shedding virus everywhere while pretending that he's fine.

But if the jig is up ^ and he gets caught he'll relent and let himself be taken care of...especially if he's feverish, because his inhibitions go flying out the window.

Usually starts sniffling and snorting as a prelude to even the first sneeze, as though his body is buffering and pre-loading the sneeze first...lubricating the chamber before firing the gun.

His nose also turns pink or red very quickly when he gets sneezy, after about the third sneeze, and it only gets more intense as time wears on.

His nose is also very sensitive, if you poke it on a regular day, there's a 50/50 chance he'll sneeze, if he's already allergic or sick? If you so much as wave your hand near his nose, there's a 90% chance he'll sneeze.

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... Pentious snzcanons? He's so very niche but I love him

~ Effy

YESSSS, he's another one of my fav characters (Honestly I feel like I say that about everyone, I obviously have characters I don't like very much but I have so many that I love love love that it's hard to keep track)

Dedicated handkerchief user, he has a bunch of plain ones that are monogrammed with his initials, every single one of his eggies has a backup one for him if he loses his.

No allergies, although he is particularly sensitive when eating anything remotely spicy.

Dabs at his nostrils when his "nose" is runny, so dainty, so elegant.

Sneezes in triples religiously, and his sneezes are usually a bit wet and very hiss-y, he ends up putting a lot of emphasis on the 'S'.

Sounds like "H-hih'TsSShew! Hih'TsSshiew! HIH'TsSSSshiew!" one after the other, usually, followed by a drawn out sniffle and a bleary-sounding "guhh..."

Doesn't quite understand germ theory, takes him a few lessons to learn, because without it he is completely haphazard about sneezing.

Instead of fanning a single hand in front of his face, when he has to sneeze, he ends up fanning and flapping both hands idly in the air as he hitches before hurriedly patting around on his person for his handkerchief.

Has his hitching drawn out just a bit, "hIhh- H-hihh...Ihhh! Hihh!...hH-"

When he sneezes, his top hat also sneezes but it doesn't make any noise, which is hilarious and adorable.

Every single eye on his body closes when he sneezes.

Has a decent immune system but a delicate constitution, he's survived tonguing Ch/er/ri thoroughly when she had a cold, but if he sits under an air conditioning unit while his hood is damp, there's a 60-75% chance he's going to end up with a runny nose and a nagging cough.

Loves getting his neck massaged when he's ill and his throat hurts, it feels great.

Cold blooded suffering, loves being cuddled in blankets under a heat lamp when he's under the weather, instead of getting feverish when he's sick, he'll pile more warming agents onto himself and stretch his body temp into unsafe territories and then complain when he has to remove layers so he doesn't fry his brain.

Turns into a bumbling idiot when he's sick, almost as though he's drunk, and ends up thinking about inventions that are impractical or unsafe: like a lightning rod on an inflatable raft so you don't have to get out of the pool during a thunderstorm.

Having lived in the era of opium, castor oil, mustard plasters, and snake oil powder, Pen/tio/us is absolutely spoiled by the delicious sugar-sweet over the counter medicine that's available in Hell.

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..... Velvette snzcanons...? :'D

Y e sssss!!! Yes yes yes! My q u een! (If I had to pick a favorite it'd have to be her, black women I love youuu)

Allergic to certain kinds of wildflowers, her bedroom and most common areas in the tower have fake plants as a result.

Gets sneezy when she has mint or dark chocolate, which she hates because the Hell version of Thin Mints are some of her favorites.

Doesn't like to stifle because she thinks it gives you wrinkles.

Usually sneezes in doubles, multiple single sneezes back to back are usually pre-cold sneezes.

Lots of "Ii-Ih'pSshhuu!" or "IH'PsShhiew!", sometimes the "SsHhiew!" at the tail end can get louder, especially if it's the last sneeze in a fit. Her sneeze is very consistent, to the point where V/ox and V/al have said if they ever suspect a doppelganger or shapeshifter has replaced her, they'll can make her sneeze as a foolproof check.

Had tonsil surgery in life and then her fuck ass tonsils grew BACK after she died, so now every time she gets so much as a sniffle she loses her voice.

Isn't the best at taking care of herself because she's too busy on her fashionista, social media marketer, and artist grind, so instead of being doted on or doing healthy self care tasks, she's more inclined to abuse medication.

If left to her own devices she will just mainline cough syrup before she takes a sip of water.

Completely unafraid of telling people that she's sick, she'd rather people know than try to hide it and get embarrassed by her symptoms.

Is absolutely mortified if she isn't in complete control of her symptoms and the general public/ her audience see her while she's indisposed. You publish a video of her without editing out every last cough and sniffle? You're fired.

Her nose gets very stuffy and/or runny when she's ill, to the point where she constantly has a tissue held up to her face because sniffling also gives you wrinkles.

Absolutely loves herself some tea with honey and lemon, will spend the entire duration of her cold chugging it out of a big stupid thermos.

Colds almost always go to her throat and chest, and to alleviate congestion in her lungs, sometimes she'll literally have one of her employees standing behind her and occasionally whacking her back on command when she has to cough.

Can be a bit gloomy when she's sick as opposed to being cranky and bitter, makes a lot of solemn and dreary posts on line...lot of rainy cloud emojis.

Tries to ward off illness if she feels like she's getting sick by putting echinacea and eucalyptus oil in her bath water and on her face when she does her nightly skincare routine. It never works the way she wants, she'll feel a bit better but because her cold isn't magically gone, it's a hoax in her mind.

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Given your recent (awesome) art, I think it's only fitting to wonder about your snzcanons for Ma/mmon? (I'm sure someone's asked already but hey I'll still try)

~ Effy

Ye s sss, YESSSS, I get to go feral about my big fat sexy spider capitalist- wha, who said that?

Doesn't cover because he thinks it's not worth the effort

Sneezes in spaced out doubles. One, followed by a brief pause and a sharp inhale, and then the other.

Sneezes are far more 'mouth' for him than they are sinuses, they're very toothy, lots of consonants.

"I-ihh'PtSsheww!....(gasp)- IH'PKsShhew!!" and so on. His allergy sneezes are far tighter, where every sneeze after the first one come on so quickly that they don't even properly start, "I-ih...Ih'PptSshHEW! 'Shhew! 'Tsshiew! 'Xxhhtiew! 'Shhew! 'Sshhiew!-"

Allergic to brass, pyrite, moissanite, cheap perfumes and colognes, and dogs.

Buys higher quality fragrances for anyone he had regular business meetings with because if he got a whiff of their cheap ass Bloodbath and Body Horror spray, he would be sneezing for hours.

Photic motherfucker, thankful that he doesn't have pupils so he can look away from the flash/lights whenever a news outlet takes a photo of him, it's ALSO why he used to wear sunglasses to his shows so he didn't lose his train of thought after sneezing.

Has a bit of a sinus problem, almost constantly wakes up with a stuffy nose, to the point where upon waking up- even if he isn't in his own bed- he reflexively grasps around to his left to pluck a handful of tissues out of the box on his nightstand.

Wipes his nose with the heel of his palm if he doesn't have any tissues, has sometimes used his gloves as a makeshift hanky if he can't find anything else.

His face wrinkles adorably when he sniffles, almost like a cat's face where you see the ridges right at the center where his nose would be.

Immune system is decent, it's average. Ma/mm finds himself getting one or two colds every year. However, he's a bit more prone to secondary infections: Lingering coughs turn into bronchitis, residual stuffiness becomes a sinus infection, etc.

Can always tell when he's getting sick and it makes him incredibly cranky, the second he swallows and feels the sting of a sore throat, he begins trying to ignore it to see if it'll go away on its own- it never does.

Tries to push through when he's sick but crashes and burns pretty hard- which is why he gets so many secondary infections, his body takes a fuckload of damage before he recovers.

His assistant Amex (they have a name now adfsdfg) is probably one of the only people who can convince or force him to rest, even if it's accompanied by a lot of loud arguing and complaining.

Isn't a very big fan of cold medicine, and prefers using warm mist humidifiers and hot towels rubbed with eucalyptus oil for his congestion. It makes him feel more comfortable, and anytime someone has had to come to his estate in Gr/eed for a meeting when he's under the weather, they can tell because the halls smell like a public bathhouse with eucalyptus growing up the walls.

Always gets a bit sniffly after being out in the rain/ going for a dip in Gr/eed's disgusting trash lake when it's chilly out, but it goes away if he takes a hot bath to warm up.

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Going feral over your poll reblog tags, just thought I'd let ya know. Care to expand on them a little? I need the DEETS.

D'awww, hell yeah, I'd be happy to expand.

Mo/xxie just doesn't seem to have the control to stop himself from sneezing once he gets started, especially with his allergies, but he finds himself going through these fits with colds too.

He has an initial double, "YiiHH-Kxhxtieww! Hyihh'KxhtIEW!" is followed by a sharp sniffle, and him fanning at his face as his sinuses still feel itchy, typically moisture from congestion or a lingering allergen are tickling his nose just right that no sneeze feels like enough.

"Baby, you alright?" Mi/ll/ie will ask, as her husband sniffles and hitches, his nose running in a watery stream and his face twitching.

"I uhbb...IIhh'Kxhhtiew! 'Kxhhshiew! -'Kxhhtiew! -'KxXHHTIEW! -'Kxhhtiew! 'TsSHIEW! 'XxhhtiEWW! 'Kxhhshew! I-IHHH'KXhhTIEW!," one after the other after the other, his eyes watering as he grows breathless, each sneeze punctuated by a wheezy half-gasp for air, the constant clenching and struggle beginning to give him a tension headache.

"KxXHtiew! Yiiih'Kxhhtiew! 'Kxhhitew! 'KssHHhuww!- snrkk!- 'KxhhTIEW!-" at this point, Mo/xx/ie feels faint, his throat stinging from the sneezes ripping their way through his sinus cavity and straining his voice.

Passersby start recording, children point and stare, Bl/it/zo- if present- snickers out of nervous concern, only for someone to finally swoop in, pinching Mo/xx's nostrils shut and letting him catch his breath.

A bit of hoarse coughing and a particularly damp noseblow later, Mo/xx/ie regains his composure and weakly returns to his feet, his eyelids puffy, hair frayed, looking pitiful enough that whether he's sick with a cold or suffering from allergies, he looks like he shouldn't be doing anything more than lying down for a nap.

The same can be said for Al/as/tor, but in his case the sneezes keep getting stuck, and he'll try and tease a new one out but that starts a NEW chain of sneezes until he gets fed up and just massages his nostrils to coax out the itch without sneezing because he cannot afford to constantly be going "Hh'nXxzht-shhew! 'Shhiew! Hnkxht'S-sshew!" for hours.

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Since you did headcanons for Mammon and Asmodeus, how about some snz headcanons for Beelzebub?

Queen B/ee time!

Sneeze is very high pitched and almost squeaky, coming in short snappy bursts.

Sneezes in singles with a little bit of buildup, often announcing that her nose itches or she needs to sneeze.

^^ "Huhh... I-I...I gotta sndee- I gotta snee...eEze...H-hihh...Hih'DdtSHUu!"

Covers with her wrist, which is less than ideal, when she's tipsy during a party she often ducks down below the crowd level by bending sharply at the waist to sneeze closer to the ground.

Understands that since she's surrounded by people so often, and going on benders, that there's a lot of germs circulating- something she doesn't think about until the parties end.

Wakes up after every single party with a sore throat and/or a sniffly nose. It's a coin toss on whether or not that lingering germiness in her upper respiratory tract develops any further.

^^ Ever since she started dating Vor/tex, B/ee wakes up wherever she dozed off at the end of the shindig to find her dressing gown and pajamas freshly warmed by the dryer, a pair of fuzzy socks, and a hot cup of tea to nurse while she sits in the kitchen and talks about highlights from the previous night with him.

Immune system is average, it's just that she puts it through a gauntlet that no one should be putting their systems through.

Loves to be cozy and warm, will curl up on her sofa with two blankets, a heating pad, and nice fuzzy socks because whenever she's sick she gets really bad chills.

Allergic to gymnema, lobelia, agave syrup, and red wine. A pretty rare set of allergies, so she hardly ever has reactions.

Hates cancelling plans, so unless she's feverish or too miserable to get out of bed, she'll bundle up/ dose up on medicine and head out to meet up with people anyways.

Doesn't even cancel her parties if she's still under the weather by the time one rolls around, but she might not be as active of a participant, finding a quiet room and going in there every so often to have a quick nap.

When she sneezes, her hair flares out and gains jagged edges before returning to normal.

Has lost her voice more times than she can count getting caught in a feedback loop of howls.

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I don't want to distract you from all your writing and stuff, so only if you have the time: snzcanons for Fizzarolli?

No worries, I deeply appreciate the interaction and these are so fun to write!! Fi//zzy time!

Sneezes in a 3-2-1 format, first a triple, then if he's still itchy, a double, then if he's still itchy, a single, and by then he's usually relieved... or else the cycle begins again.

Because of his new bendy elbows and strange coordination with his phantom limbs, covering properly is hard, often ends up just covering with a tissue.

Sneezes are wet and tend to drag a bit, lots of "Hh-hah'PkkSsHhEW! Heh'PktSHHEW! H-heh'PpSshHEW!" followed by a few dense sniffles.

Very dramatic buildup, "Ahh...a-ahh... Hahh! H-hahh! HhHh-!" while tilting his head back.

Photic motherfucker, cannot stare at the ceiling lights in the penthouse.

Allergic to dust, Oz sometimes uses him as a quality tester for housekeeping staff when they go on vacation, if he doesn't start hitching after 40 seconds in the room, it's been thoroughly cleaned.

Pretty decent immune system that was decimated by stress, while he was still working it felt like he was fighting something once a month, sometimes more, but after quitting he's only sick once or twice a year.

Very nervous about being vulnerable when he isn't feeling well, tries to shove it down and pretend like everything's okay until he collapses.

Sometimes gets flareups of intense phantom limb pain when he's feverish, ends up writhing in agony and biting his tongue hard enough to draw blood unless he's given painkillers.

Snores when he's congested, a low rumbling snore that almost sounds like purring.

Hates drinking tea, so when he's sick he just mixes mint, lemon, and ginger into some honey and eats it with a spoon.

Can't wear his prosthetics when he has a fever because his skin conflicts with the metal and the fatigue from the fever makes it hard for him to stay in control, so he'll often be bundled up in a sling across Oz's torso, napping next to the comforting sounds of his heartbeat.

Has some residual lung damage from heavy smoke inhalation during the fire/explosion, so every time he gets a cold he ends up having to use an incentive spirometer to make sure he doesn't end up with pneumonia. He has fun with it, though.

Loves reclining on the sofa and watching trashy reality TV when he's sick, he ends up taking notes on different plot points to see if he can piece it all together when he's feeling better.

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AHHH the Stolas head canons were perfect!!!

Do you have any for Moxxie? Lowkey I feel like if anyone was gonna have the kink it would be him

Tyyy!! And I most certainly do, he's such a sweet lil guy ^^

Allergic to ragweed, dust, cats, and a good majority of flowers.

Bubbles and carbonation also tend to make him sneezy, having a glass of champagne with Mi/ll/ie when he proposed to her was certainly a sight to behold.

A very sinus-y and higher pitched sneezer, you can really hear his voice in it, he isn't particularly loud, but he's bold with them, trying to force them out so they'll stop bothering him.

His sentences lead into sneezes a lot because he refuses to pause and let them pass.

His sneeze mainly sounds like "E-eih'PkKShhew!" "Y-yihh'Kkxhhchew!" "Yi-iEHH'PXxhh-shhew!", very up in his sinuses, consonant-heavy, you can tell that he's sneezing, but they almost sound like they hurt.

Rubs at his face with the heel of his palm to ward off itching, it never works.

Tries to carry tissues with him but for one reason or another it always feels like he's used them all up or they've gone missing when he needs them the most.

Very dramatic hitcher through no fault of his own, but it means that it's obvious when he's going to sneeze.

Only sneezes in singles, except for when he's having an allergic reaction, in which case it is like a perpetual sternutation machine.

His allergy sneezes even sound different due to how rapid and fast-paced they are: "IH'Kxxhtiew! IH'KXxhtiew! IH'KXxtshew! Ih'KxxtSHEW! Ih'KxXHtshew! IH'Kkh-" and it continues until he's moved away from the allergen or he loses so much oxygen he practically collapses.

Germaphobe high score in the entire He//lla//verse. He is scrubbing himself down with bleach at every possible opportunity.

His immune system is honestly fine...on the low end of fine, but fine, he probably gets three colds a year at most, he's just a skittish dweeb.

However, he is such a man-cold suffering crybaby. He isn't even particularly whiny or needy, he's just absolutely pathetic, to see such a talented sharpshooter become weak as a kitten because of the sniffles would change your perception of him forever.

^ He gets so ill that he can barely do anything but sleep, but he's too stuffed up to sleep so he just languishes on their sofa wrapped in a blanket, breathing through his mouth and begging for death.

He's prone to snorting, sometimes just at random but also most noticeably when he laughs harder than a brief chuckle.

He has a slight fascination about sneezing, but only the sneezes of people he likes, he has a whole stash of little videos he's recorded of Mi//ll//ie sneezing that he sometimes just plays on repeat when she isn't home.

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... Permission to write some of your prompts into fics? 👀

Of course! Feel free, I'd be honored ^^

Thank you so much for asking, but honestly any and all prompts I post are up for grabs, usually I post them because I don't plan to do anything with them in the immediate future but wanted to get the idea out.

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Oh my gosh I love your Alastor art <3

Absolutely no pressure, but would love to see more of him from you. It's so adorable, and you're so good at it.

But anyways, have a nice day!

D'awww, you're too kind ^^ I'm happy to draw more of him, I use snz art as a sort of testing ground for designs I haven't quite fleshed out yet. It's how I've learned to draw almost all of the characters with some degree of proficiency asdfsdf.

Thank you so much!

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Ur Moxxie headcanons were so spot on omg especially the last one😳🥰

Do you have any for Millie?

Y e ssss, underappreciated queen!!

Allergic to eucalyptus, lavender, sage, chamomile, and peppermint

Stifles in a way that ends up giving her headaches because she hates using her fingers so she just gnashes her teeth and wrenches her eyes closed and wills her sinuses shut.

Very painful, loaded-sounding "Hn'KCHT! HhnK'XHT!"

Sneezes in very tight singles with no build-up, they're like little explosions. Loud enough that if she sneezes at the front door and Mo/xx/ie is on the other side of their apartment, he'll bless her.

Sneezes usually sound like "Huh'PpCHEW!" "H-Huh'pCHEW!", short, sweet, to the point.

Immune system is very good, growing up on a farm did wonders for her ^^

Usually gets hopelessly stuffed up when she's sick, to the point where she has to breathe out of her mouth but you can hear her sinuses squeaking with every inhale.

Loves sitting in a hot bath or shower to alleviate the congestion, even if the sneezes that come from it are painful.

Tends to run hot, one of Mo/xx/ie's favorite ways to test whether or not she has a fever is to put a chocolate bar on her forehead and time how long it takes the chocolate to melt inside of the wrapper. At her normal temp it takes 12 seconds, so any shorter than that means she's feverish.

Gets very docile and clingy when she's sick, will cling to Mo//xx//ie's back while he sits in bed with her and gets teary-eyed when she can't see him while he's going to get her something.

Loves eating spicy food to clear up her sinuses when she has a cold, whenever Mo//xx//ie makes soup for her he has to make it so spicy that by the time it's done cooking his nose is running.

Because her sneezes catch her off-guard, she doesn't cover very well, usually only able to bring the back of her hand up to her face to try and block half of the spray.

Keeps scraps of cloth from ripped clothes to use as makeshift handkerchiefs because she likes the way the familiar fabric feels on her face when she blows/wipes.

Usually spends more time blowing her nose when she has a cold than she does sneezing, easily burns through a box and a half of tissues or three shirts' worth of scrap cloth a day.