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noaltbruh · 2 years

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Bucci gang having a crush reader that was kinda reserved and quiet when they first met them, but once they get to know them they're really fun to be around? I'm talking random facts, suggestive comments, dad jokes 24/7, and low key flirt with them whenever they can?

Something super fluffy and light hearted please <3

First of all, I want to apologize for taking long to answer this, I'm so incredibly sorry and I hope that what I wrote will make up for it :(

Second, oh my God this request was so cute I can't- Let me know of you enjoyed it ^^

Bucci gang with a secretly goofy S/O 😉

Giorno 🐞

Giorno never minded your quiet and reserved nature, being rather closed off himself. He actually found some sort of comfort in just sitting next to you while you both did your own things, even if you didn't talk to each other.

It felt relaxing to be next to you, and you showed your true value in battle, which made him respect you as an individual even more. He knew that despite your apparent reserved and cold appearance, you were reliable and a strong companion.

However, the more time he spent around you, the more you started to show him your true colors which, needless to say, surely caught him off guard.

Giorno has always had an habit of trying to read people as soon as he met them, and he was able to get a pretty accurate idea of their personality just with a few interactions. This is why your slow, but evident change in behavior surprised him.

He grows to love this other side of you super quickly though! You sort of balance each other out, and you're always there to make him smile after he's had a long day at work. Whether you do it accidentally or on purpose, he'll be grateful for it anyway.

He loves to listen to your fun facts, he knows a lot of unusual information himself, but he's sure they're going to be useful to him in one way or another. So, in his eyes, you're helping him out!

Bonus point if it's nature related, he might make a small animal like the one you described and point out its little quirks, or grow a type of plant you told him about.

When it comes to suggestive comments, Giorno tries to play it cool and act as they don't really affect him, especially if the two of you are in public. This aspect of you is the one that surprised him the most, but he won't particularly encourage it.

In the best case scenario, he'll give you a little smile and brush it off like that, nothing much.

He may find himself thinking back about it and slightly giggle, but only when he's alone, so you'll never find out about it.

For some reason, I feel like he can sometimes be a bit dense to others' jokes, especially they're Narancia or Mista's. He knows he's supposed to laugh, he just doesn't understand why.

So, he particularly appreciates your sense of humor. He finds your dad jokes to be genuinely funny and actually gets them immediately, even though he knows that they are considered lame.

He won't tell any himself, but you can always expect him to chuckle whenever you hit him with one of your little gags, they make his day a bit better.

His reaction to you flirting with him may vary depending on the situation you're both in.

Let's say, for example, that you told him you think he's handsome in front of your friends. In that case, he will simply thank you and tell you that you're also beautiful.

If the two of you are alone, however, I don't know if it would be very wise of you to do so, as he won't hesitate to flirt back and won't stop until you get all flustered. He just loved to see your cheeks turning red from the embarrassment, he thinks it's adorable.

If you do manage you make him blush in public, then I must congratulate you, that is not something many people are capable of.

Bruno 🤐

While Bruno is a bit more of a talker compared to you, he's perfectly fine with your introverted nature and also tales pleasure with doing small everyday activities while you're by his side.

He's also quite good at reading people, so he's always able to tell whether it's better to respect your personal space, or make a move himself and start a conversation.

If he noticed you're getting tired of talking, he'll get the hint without you having to say anything and will wait until you've recharged a little bit.

He can't help but feel proud of himself when he sees you slowly opening up to him. But, unlike Giorno, he's not very surprised, after all he has been the one who took in the rest of the gang and watched them grow as people, he was quite confident in the fact that you would have started to show this other side of you sooner or later.

He doesn't know many fun facts (he doesn't have much time to learn about non-work related topics) but he likes hearing about them from you! He'll never get tired of them, especially since he notices how passionate you seem to be about sharing this sort of thing with him, he thinks it's sweet.

He will also try to look for a way to put that information into practical everyday tasks or on missions, whether he succeeds or not, he'll remember each one of them, he's got an awesome memory!

Although it may surprise you, he actually doesn't mind your suggestive comments unless it's a serious situation or meeting. I mean, come on, he's the guy who wears a lingerie, licked a kid and made a condom metaphor.

If anything, if he has the chance, he's going to add in to your remarks and you'll even be able to catch him smirking, it's actually quite fun to see this side of him for you too.

Ok, Bruno is dense as fuck when it comes to humor, he 100% doesn't understand any modern jokes or doesn't realizes that they're jokes in the first place.

Which is why he loves yours, they're literally the only ones he gets, being a mom dad himself. He will genuinely laugh at them and let me tell you this: his laughter is literally one of the sweetest sounds you'll hear in your life.

Also tries to crack some of his own to make you smile too! The two of you got called "boomers" multiple times by the others because of this, but the two of you don't care.

When it comes to flirting, he'll also block it out if he doesn't deem the moment as appropriate. However, under any other circumstances, even if you're just hanging out with your friends, be sure that he won't hesitate to show off a little and answer to your comments

If you can make him blush in public, he'll simply bring an hand to his mouth, cough and "thank you for your compliment".

It's adorable.

Mista 🔫

Mista didn't too much of you at first. Quiet, reserved people who seem to "not know how to have fun" were never really his thing, and he doesn't have the patience to put up with their introverted nature most of the time.

BUT- but, since Bruno quite enjoys sending people who don't really get along on the same missions (see the man in the mirror arc), I do believe that you slowly started to bond through them, helping each other kick the enemy's butt and eventually get the other's respect.

On top of this, conversations between you only got more and more natural, as you decided that it was time to open up a little to him and show him that you're not as dead inside as he thought at first.

You actually become a pretty chaotic duo, to your happiness, and to Fugo and Abbacchio's dismay lol.

Dude have you seen his whole talk about vegetarians and cannibalism? This guy is going to love your fun facts, he's the type of person who looks them up to do literally nothing with them or just find something else to discuss when he's eating with the rest.

Sometimes, he'll even just come up to you only to k ow if you have any new facts to tell him about. Despite the fact that he's not good at remembering details, he will actually never forget even just one of them.

You may even formulate some weird theory together starting from those, which may lead to a debate that could last hours on end if you're not stopped.

Mista is the king of suggestive comments, he might even anticipate you before you can make your own remark. Or, alternatively, the two of you might end up saying the same thing at the same exact time, you basically share one single brain cell and use it over dumb stuff like this. You both look at each other like you're mind connected and burst out laughing together.

This boy is too much of an idiot to appreciate your sense of humor, I'm sorry. Whenever you hit him with one of your dad jokes, he will tell you that they're lame while laughing at the same exact time. You don't understand if he's laughing at you, or if he genuinely likes them and he just doesn't want to admit it.

He will also tell you plenty of jokes, although they're pretty different from the ones you tell, and might even have some dirty implications a couple of times-

Speaking of which, he loves your constant flirting and will ALWAYS play along. Imagine him just shooting one of the enemy while simultaneously flirting back, tell you how cute you are for your attempts at teasing him, or how he thinks it's hot when you mercilessly kill the stand user you were tracking down.

It basically becomes a competition on who can get the other flustered before your partner can. Good luck, 'cause he won't go down easily.

Narancia 🍊

Unlike his best friend, Narancia IMMEDIATELY set his eyes on you as soon as he saw you, he just loves quiet people with all his heart. You can bet on your life that this boy just won't. leave. you. alone. No matter how hard you may try or how cold you might act.

He's constantly dragging you along on whatever he's up to, let that be pranks on the others, late night hangouts, playing games together till you fall asleep...Sorry, but you won't get rid of him.

He's fine if sometimes you just want to stay indoors instead of going outside, you can just chill at home and vibe, he'll understand!

He's a bit confused when he notices how different you are from when he first met you, especially since you're acting a lot more like him, are you trying to do an impression of him or something?

But he quickly grows incredibly fond of the new you! He's super happy he doesn't have to basically force you to do stuff anymore, and that you've begun to match his energy. He feels incredibly relaxed around you and knows he can just act naturally without having to worry about you judging him.

In return, he won't judge any of the behaviors or quirks you didn't show before!

Narancia doesn't know many fun facts, he's too lazy to look up that sort of thing, but he loves to hear you talk about whatever interest you have, so if you like those, he'll gladly listen to you.

He does have a tendency to forget them shortly after you've told them to him, so even if you accidentally say one twice, he won't even notice and will be all "WHAT??? NO WAY!! THAT'S SO COOL! YOU'RE SOO SMART!"

Not one to make suggestive comments himself, mostly because they just don't cross his mind, but he'll laugh an idiot at yours. He's got the sense of humor of a rotten potato, and you love him for that.

Also, I hope you don't mind others hearing it too, since considering how loud his laughter his, basically everyone around you will want to know what you told him.

Like Mista, he isn't really fond of your dad jokes, but he will still laugh at them because he knows you tell them just to see him smile, and it makes him happy.

Do you know the usual "If you like that joke, you either love that person or you've never heard one in your life". Yes, that's basically what's going on here.

Either doesn't realize you're trying to flirt with him, or gets incredibly shy and bashful over it.

Doesn't know how to flirt, couldn't respond to your provocations to save his life, literally nobody has ever flirted with him and he doesn't know how to process it.

Most definitely the easiest prey you'll ever find, you've gotten yourself a blushy Narancia, hope you're happy.

You might as well call an ambulance for him if you start teasing him about it and calling him cute.

Fugo 🍓

Fugo is actually incredibly happy to have someone like you by his side. You're so calm, silent, reserved...Basically a bit of peace for the chaos that is hanging with the others.

The two of you bond over your shared introverted nature and love for calm activities. You're one of the few people he'll be okay playing the piano for, and you just give him a nice, familiar feeling of stability that he adores.

He was a bit startled when he began to notice more layers to your personality than just your closed off façade, he can't deny that he almost couldn't recognise you at first.

But while your behavior may be different, you're still the person he feels the most comfortable around, his sweetheart, and he loves you regardless.

When he stops to think about it, he actually feels rather proud of himself for managing to get you out of your shell. He didn't even realize you were hiding in one in the first place, but the fact that you've decided to show him his true colors reassure him that he's doing a good job in your relationship.

Okay, this headcanon is silly, but I like to think that when Fugo can't sleep, he looks up random pieces of information on the Internet just to entertain himself.

It will be a bit hard to get him with a fun fact he doesn't already know. He might tell you that he's heard it before, but would love to dive more in the topic if it picks your interest.

It's sort of a silly activity and you know that what you are doing is probably not going to be useful to either of you, but you have fun with it anyway.

He doesn't like your suggestive comments. If you weren't his partner, he'd probably tell you to quit messing around and about this sort of thing in a not so nice way.

But since he wouldn't dare to speak to speak to you like that, he'll keep his composure and simply tell you that he doesn't think you should make these kinds of remarks.

Unlike Giorno, he gets modern humor but doesn't find it funny, just incredibly annoying, childish and lame. Mista and Narancia have tried and failed multiple times to make him laugh with their jokes, so they're surprised when you're actually work of him.

He'll let out a simple chuckle and smile at you when you tell him one. Yours are simpler and, in a certain way, a bit more innocent, which he finds cute. He doesn't know many jokes, but he might even look them up just to hear you laugh in return.

Also doesn't know how to flirt, he's literally never been in a relationship and does NOT know how to process your provocations. He may try to look unbothered or tell you that your comments don't work on him, but he's a terrible liar.

Gets incredibly embarrassed when you do it in public, but doesn't know how to make you stop. He probably just goes silent or tells his teammates to stop laughing at him if you happen to get flirty when you're all together.

Looks up on the Internet "smooth pick up lines" to be prepared for next time.

It doesn't work.

Abbacchio ⏮️

Abbacchio just...Kind of forgets you exist when he first meets you, although you could consider it a good thing, depending on how you see it. After all, it's still better than getting picked on like Giorno, isn't it?

In a more serious note, the man is simply relieved to know that at least the newest member isn't braggy or over the top like some others. You're chill and spare him a couple of headaches, which he genuinely appreciates, but is too proud to say out loud.

Starts to grow a bit curious of you seeing how closed off you seem to be. After enough time, you might even get him to let you stay while he listens to music and will share his headphones with you. He decides what you're listening to though, sorry about that.

Probably the most concerned when you start to reveal you're nothing like the impression you give at first. He may even wonder if you're feeling well and it's not actually some enemy stand messing up with your personality.

The imagine he had created of you sort of breaks, but a part of him actually kind of admires you. He's surprised at the way you can just completely let your defense down once you feel comfortable around someone, something he feels incapable of doing, even if he wanted to.

Your boldness, in particular, is what surprised him the most, how can you just be so outspoken? He doesn't get it's he just stares at you.

He's a bit confused as to why you would accumulate so many random facts and information, what's the point? When you tell him that it's simply because you like it, he doesn't really question it further and lets you have your fun.

A good listener if you want to ramble to him about a specific one or an unusual topic in general. He will keep a neutral expression the entire time, but he's actually paying a lot of attention, you just wouldn't be able to tell at first.

Mostly just rolls his eyes to the sky when it comes tp your suggestive comments. He deals with enough brats and dumbasses to the point where this sort of thing hardly ever bothers him anymore.

Lightly smiles at you if he spots you laughing with the others while you all joke about this subject, at least you seem to be having fun.

He knows your dad jokes are supposed to be updated, and not considered funny anymore, but he doesn't get why. He likes them because they're simple, and the way you tell them somehow only makes them seem funnier to him.

Still, don't expect much of a reaction, he doesn't want to show that something as silly as a joke can really affect him. He'll simply smile and you and say "Nice one" whenever he hears one. Secretly, he thinks the way you sometimes chuckle even before you're able to say it is quite adorable.

Lastly, he never gives in to your flirting attempts in public, he thinks something like that should be kept private, although one of your jokes caught him so off guard once, he almost spilled his wine.

When he's sure the two of you are alone, however, you can be assured that your provocations will not go unnoticed. I hope you won't mind having his lipstick all over his face.

Trish 🎙

Trish adores you, case closed.

No but seriously, this girl justly feels so incredibly attracted to in the moment she first meets you. The way you act all quiet and closed off reminds her of how she used to be when she encountered the rest of the gang back in Capri. She just had a feeling this isn't all there is to you, and she is not going to be satisfied until she proves she's right.

She will try to push you out of your comfort zone, keeping you company, asking you if you want to tag along when she goes gets some coffee or a new dress, asks you what you think of her latest song...She just wants you to feel considered.

You'll still have your alone time, she knows you probably want to have some sort of boundaries and she respects that wholeheartedly.

Gets super smug when things actually go the way she had predicted, and you pit down your introverted mask to reveal an incredibly sweet, goofy and lovely person.

Trish couldn't be prouder to have you by her side, she will always tell you how glad she is that she's devised to start a relationship with you and that she feels incredibly lucky to be one of the few people you feel secure being yourself around.

She knows what's it like to be forced to act all passive and unbothered to protect yourself, she just wants you to see that she's never going to think less of you for the way you act.

Amazed at how you seem to take interest in basically any sort of subject from the amount of fun facts you surprise her with. Always listens to you with pleasure and will ask you more questions just to prove that she's genuinely interested in what you have to say.

Probably knows a couple of music related ones and will he more than happy to tell you all about them! She mostly just kept them to herself before getting to know you, so she's happy to share them with someone once in a while.

Claims that suggestive/perv comments don't affect her, but if you're careful enough, you'll see her after covering up her giggle with her hand whenever you tell one.

If you try to point this out to her though, she will slightly blush and deny everything and tell you they you're just imagining things.

Now, talking about your dad jokes...It's a bit complicated, but kind of cute. She doesn't find the home itself funny, it's just something about that little smile you have when you tell them, or the way you run up to her filled with energy just so she can hear them too is what truly gets a good chuckle out of her.

She will gladly play along with you and might even try to come up with her own jokes to make you laugh once in a while. Whether they're actually good or not, you love them every time anyway.

Just as flirty as you are, if not even more. She wasn't sure if you were comfortable with her teasing you in public at first, which is why she always hesitated to do so. The first time you were the one to take the initiative, however, she immediately caught the opportunity and reciprocated your light hearted provocations.

The gang thinks the two of you have no shame and you even got called "show offs" because of this "tendency" you both share.

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inyourfantasyfanfics · 1 year

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May I ask for Bruno (and the gang) reacting to the Reader calling him "Dad" casually, and then getting embarrassed because he finally realizes what he has just said.

Omg yes!! This is so cute!

Platonic Bucci Gang x GN!Reader

Calling Bruno dad

The whole gang lacks parental figures in one way or another, they all express it in a different ways. Bruno expresses it by becoming some sort of parental role. He knows he’s parenting kids only a few years younger than him but it gives him hope that the gang will be okay and it helps him keep a level head. The whole gang knows that Bruno is their rock, and they all (probably except for Abba) see him as a figurehead, parental or not.

This comes with its teasing of course. More often than not he would chastise Narancia or Mista and get hit with the “yeah whatever your not my dad.” Or “Sure thing Mom” each with a respective eye roll and attitude attached to it. So when you call him dad he would resist the urge to get annoyed thinking at first you were just sassing him.

Bruno would be giving orders to everyone around a table. You were the first to get a job. “Be safe out there, I expect a job well done upon return.” He says after assigning you and Narancia to a mission on the other side of town handing you a paper with an address. “Thanks, Dad,” you’d say without thinking. And Bruno was ready to just blow it off and keep talking but the way you paused, like to freeze, almost made him second guess. Not only that you didn’t say it with annoyance or malice, more in passing.

It was his turn to freeze and make eye contact with you trying to see a lie. He found none and was about to just turn back to the group and finish assigning then talk to you after the mission but the gang had a different plan

It started with Nara with one drawn-out laugh and pointing at your face still stuck with embarrassment. “HAAAAAAAAH oh my g- no way! No way! You just called him dad!” If he was loud and obnoxious it doubled with Mista starting laughing loud about it too clapping Bruno on the back in ‘Congratulations you're a father!’

I think Giorno wouldn’t have made a scene no matter what but since Mista and Nara were he could only spare you a sympathetic glance. Fugo also would have let it go, he already hates when those two get loud but seeing you get even more embarrassed his instincts kicked in and he flew off the handle threatening the idiots and failing in an attempt to help you at all. At least the attention was mostly off of you now that they fight among each other.

Abbacchio you’d think would ignore it or chastise anyone who was causing a scene but if you caught his eye just for a moment you see he looks almost saddened and sympathetic but it’s quickly covered by sheer annoyance that spreads across his face when he notices you look. He’s probably the first to acknowledge the sadder side of calling your capo who may not be much older ‘dad’ You must be lonely and it gives him something to think about. Maybe he should spend a bit more time around you himself.

It’s Bruno that settles everyone by some moly clearing his throat. “We have assignments, remember?” Just like that you and Nara were off on the mission and he didn’t let you have a break for even a second. If you did not fight that boy you have a strong mental fortitude that most lack.

After a successful mission, Bruno would pull you aside to have a chat in private. It made your stomach twist a little since his poker face was incredible, and you had no idea if he was upset or not. That was until in private he just melts a little, his eyes are softer and his posture is more casual and welcoming. You can spot a ghost of a smile on his lips as you try to explain yourself before he stops you.

“I’m glad I can be there for you. I will say it’s a surprise but I’m comforted by the fact you rely on me and trust me enough.” He will probably make it some longish monologue of how he’s honored and that you should be ashamed ect ect… will probably shed a tear in private because he’s such a big feeling kind of guy.

he will also slightly poke fun at you about it when everyone’s teasing dies down. “No kid of mine is going to get disrespected.” When some random bumps into you. Or if you are in school and your grades are good he will hang them up somewhere. All of a sudden his mug is ‘ #1 papa’ on it. It’s the small things.

#jjba pt 5 #vento auero x reader #bucci gang #jjba x reader #jojo headcanons #jojo part 5 #bruno buccerati #jojos bizarre adventure #bruno bucciarati x reader #bucci gang x reader #bucci gang headcanons

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randoimago · 1 year

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Alphabet Headcanons

Fandom: JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Character(s): Guido Mista, Giorno Giovanna, Pannacotta Fugo, Ghirga Narancia

Type of Request: Alphabet Headcanons, Self Indugent

Warning(s): Slight Spoilers to Part 5

Note(s): I miss writing for Part 5 characters so I decided to do a thing with the Alphabet Headcanons of writing the letters for their commonly used name (”M” for Mista, “F” for Fugo, etc).

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Fugo

He’d be so hesitant when it comes to actually being in a relationship with someone. Fugo knows his temper gets bad. He knows he has like no self control when it comes to him being angry. And he also has very bad experiences in the past with being physical with someone (even though he technically wasn’t the one being physical).

If he somehow got the luck to meet the person that can deal with him and someone that he can allow himself to love, then he will be 100% committed. The only way he’d end anything is if boundaries get crossed.

Marriage isn’t something Fugo has ever really thought of. Marrying someone he is actually able to love? I don’t know if he’d feel it as necessary to marry. He’s in love, it’s obvious (to you) that he’s in love. Why do you have to go all out for a wedding? Honestly it would have to be up to his S/O if marriage happens because he very happy to call you his spouse even if there hasn’t been any ceremonies to make it official

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Giorno

He has been through a lot. He also hasn’t had the greatest experiences when it comes to emotional or physical love. But for an S/O, he is going to treat them as if they’re fragile.

Giorno is so sweet. He is like a prince with how caring and loving he is to his S/O. Now and then he is more on the teasing bastard side (his dad is coming out), but most of the time he is kind and making sure you’re okay.

When it comes to being physical, he keeps an eye on you to make sure he’s never going too far. Again, he has very bad experiences of physical contact so he wants to make sure you’re okay with him touching you. Even him brushing a hand against yours causes him to quickly make eye contact to see if you’re alright.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Mista

He wants nothing more than to keep you in his arms, cuddled up to his chest. But with how the Sex Pistols get, more often then not they’ll come out and start complaining about being hungry. So it is him grumbling as he just wants to cuddle you but instead he gets up.

Mista tries not to wake you up, but he’s not the quietest when he’s getting ready for the day so you probably do start to stir, which causes him to very loudly shush the Sex Pistols - and that causes you to wake up more.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Narancia

He is typically very hyper at like all times of the day (besides morning). Getting ready for bed is a lot of him humming and bobbing along to music only he can hear as he’s getting ready. And then crawling into bed next to you is him wanting to just talk to you. Yes you two should sleep so you’re ready for tomorrow, but he wants to just talk to you about whatever the hell pops into his head.

Now if the day was filled with Stand battles and just tiring mafia stuff then Narancia is falling face down in bed and going to sleep. He didn’t even try to get ready for bed (besides having his shoes off). He’s just out.

#kats alphabet headcanons #guido mista x reader #mista x reader #narancia ghirga x reader #narancia x reader #fugo x reader #pannacotta fugo x reader #jjba x reader

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ddarker-dreams · 1 year

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Meet The Parents II. 🎀

Giorno x F Reader / Narancia x F Reader. Commissioned piece.

Word count: 3.3k. Note: Dialogue in italics is meant to represent words spoken in English !! [Scarlet Ribbons Index]

It’s the type of day a tourist couldn’t be happier with. Cloudless baby blue skies, nonexistent humidity, and a light northern breeze to cool the skin.

Giorno Giovanna thinks that the timing for such weather couldn’t have been better. Given your current frazzled condition, entertaining your two special guests from overseas is made easier by the outdoors' availability. The young Don fears you’d stress yourself into an early grave otherwise. You said you’re going to dazzle and distract your parents with Napoli’s beauty, so as not to allow any downtime.

Downtime means more intimate conversations. Apparently, this is a risk you don’t want to take, hence your current tour guide persona.

“Is she still looking out the window?” Giorno queries your Stand, who has taken to floating around dejectedly. In an attempt to soothe your nerves, Scarlet Ribbons tried braiding your hair, an effort met with reproach. While you normally let your Stand amuse itself by fashioning your hair into innumerable styles, you claimed ‘you have a strict image to maintain and can’t go around looking like Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz.’

Your Stand nods in affirmation at Giorno’s question.

“Did she at least put the binoculars down?”

This time, a shake of the head.

Hurried footsteps echo against the tile of Giorno’s villa, footsteps that can only belong to you, as he’s dismissed the few employees trusted with the home’s upkeep for the day. Your Stand fades away, apparently still in low spirits from your earlier altercation. You round the corner and sigh in relief upon spotting Giorno.

“They’re returning from their walk,” you have a distinct pleasure in confirming. “We’ve almost made it through this harrowing trial.”

Giorno disguises a chuckle by clearing his throat. “Has it been that cumbersome? You look like you’re in your element to me.”

“Yeah, if my element is ‘ungodly distress’. I think I’ll need a therapist when this is all said and done.”

“I’ll see that it’s arranged.”

Giorno’s attempts at soothing your nerves are fruitful. It’s strange, this switch in roles. You were usually the one who made a point of uplifting the spirits of others. While Giorno’s more reserved nature doesn’t lend well to making you burst into hysterics like Mista or Narancia can, he fills another role. One that is specially carved out in his shape, unable to be occupied by another.

He is the best at getting a read on you. Though he’d never admit it aloud, he takes pride in the fact. The others may have known you longer, but he catches the nuances they’re blind to.

For instance, he sees the genuine sprouts of concern hiding beneath your typical display of theatrics. You’ve gone to great lengths to hide your involvement with Italy’s underbelly. This false impression, meticulously crafted, could shatter like glass at the slightest pressure. Doing so would undoubtedly break something inside you too.

Giorno refuses to let that happen. Not when you’ve become so integral in his life, that he can scarcely remember a time when you weren’t around.

He trails not far behind as you run to greet your parents. Their faces light up the second they spot you — he can’t blame them. Before he enters the conversation, he recalls the words spoken by Bucciarati many years ago on his first trip to Libeccio.

“The others might give you a hard time at first, but try not to hold it against them. That’s just their way of getting to know you,” Bruno trailed off. Then his lips quirked into a fond smile. “However, you don’t need to worry about that with [First]. She’ll make you feel like you’ve known one another your entire lives within minutes.”

It was exactly as Bruno foretold.

“GioGio, my mom and dad want to thank you for your ‘cousin’s’ hospitality,” you call over to him.

Giorno wasn’t sure if he should be concerned or impressed by how quickly you crafted a lie to explain away his opulent residence. For safety’s sake, Giorno thought it best if he met your parents privately, away from the prying eyes that came as a consequence of being Passione’s boss. Thus came the tale that his Posillipo estate actually belonged to some rich cousin who felt gracious enough to lend it to him for a few hours.

Your worldbuilding went beyond that, but that captures the essence of things. He admires your tenacity.

His appearance in the backyard where your family unit has huddled together is met with a chorus of accented ‘grazies’.

“Woah, that was pretty solid,” you give an approving look. “Have you been practicing that?”

“I read on a pamphlet that we should know how to at least say hi, yes, no, and thank you,” your mom confirms.

“Still can’t roll my r’s if my life counted on it, though,” is your dad’s contribution.

“Well, one year of high school Spanish can only do so much,” you give your dad a conciliatory pat on the shoulder for good measure.

He shakes his head. “I took French.”

You make a face of faux sympathy. “Oh, I’m sorry to hear that.”

Giorno feels a stirring within the recesses of his soul. This close-knit bond is unfamiliar to him, a long-forgotten desire he chased after futility as a child. He knows of the hardships you endured, and how you were brought into Passione’s fold for the lack of a better alternative. This is what you fought to preserve. What you shed blood, sweat, and tears for, hiding the damning trifecta behind a seemingly carefree smile.

He resolves himself to fight for it too.

“It’s been my pleasure,” Giorno responds in kind. He might not be as English savvy as Fugo, but he can roughly follow a conversation and chime in on the occasion.

The young Don then turns his attention to you. “I’ve prepared a small gift for them, if that’s alright.”

You gnaw on your bottom lip, contemplative. “Is it… proletariat friendly? No Giorgio Armani or Gucci, right?”

“Don’t worry, it’s nothing like that. You can look it over first if you’d prefer.”

“Nah, I trust you. I’m just on high alert. Mista wanted to give them a vintage bottle of Chateau Cheval Blanc and I almost died. I can’t keep giving everyone rich cousins…”

Giorno can’t say he didn’t expect such shenanigans. Everyone is doing what they can to land themselves in your parent’s good graces, for if you hold their opinion in such high regard, it might be the key to claiming your hand one day. This appears to be an unspoken yet universally understood truth. While Giorno would find it unbecoming to consider your parents a means to an end, he isn’t going to pass on this rare opportunity.

It isn’t just about winning them over either. Your approval factors into the equation as well.

After a brief departure, Giorno returns with two wrapped boxes in tow. He hands them to your mother and father respectively. You look as curious as they do, inspecting the present’s outward appearance for any hints. He takes a deep breath. It isn’t often he’s nervous, since his position doesn’t permit such weakness, yet he can’t deny the fluttering in his stomach. He moves on to the next stage of his plan.

“Please tell them I wanted to show a small token of my appreciation, for having raised such a kind and thoughtful daughter,” Giorno isn’t surprised to see your face morph into embarrassment. Still, he continues, a touch of mischief underlying his tone, “I’ll know if you mistranslate, [First]. English was my foreign language class.”

You give an exaggerated sigh and resign yourself to your fate. You repeat what Giorno said to them, uncharacteristically sheepish as you do so. His heart soars at how endearing the sight is. A devious side of himself tempts him to tease you more, but his polite tendencies win out, advising that now isn’t the time.

True to his word, the gifts are nothing that showcase his exuberant bank account. It’s a simple tie for your father and a brooch shaped like a ribbon for your mother — both a recognizable shade of scarlet. You look at the gift, then him, your mouth agape and your eyes glossy. He can decipher the depths of your gratitude without you needing to utter a word.

“Well, look at that,” your father holds the tie up for closer inspection. “You’re always wearing this color anymore, [First]. I guess it’ll be a family thing now.”

Your mother expresses her appreciation next. “What a thoughtful gift. I have an outfit that’ll match this perfectly! Tell your friend he has such good taste…”

Giorno decides the evening couldn’t have ended on a more positive note.

Your parents don’t depart long after that, jet lag still weighing them down. You offer to accompany them in the taxi back to their hotel, but they say they don’t want to take up any more of your time than they already have. So you settle for staring out the window until the cab leaves your line of sight. This time, you’re noticeably missing your binoculars, which Giorno believes your Stand hid in a vengeful act.

Once you’re certain they’re long gone, you run at Giorno with open arms.

He lets out an ‘oof’ at the unexpected impact, his cheeks flushing and hands uncertain where to settle themselves. Eventually, he reciprocates your embrace, ignoring the knowing thumbs up Scarlet Ribbons gives from behind your shoulder.

“I can’t thank you enough, GioGio,” you pull back, much to his disappointment. The bright smile lighting up your face instantly makes up for it. “I really… wow. This might sound kinda silly, but whenever I get homesick, I think I’ll feel better knowing they have a reminder of me like that near them.”

A wistful yearning fills him then. This wish to pull you back to his chest, reassure you that he’d do anything to appease whatever negative emotions you may harbor — homesickness or otherwise — but he keeps himself in check.

It wouldn’t be appropriate for him to do that yet.

Still, he’ll see to it that a day will come when he can.

“It’s the least I could do. I consider your family to be my family.”

And so they will be, if his next dream is to be fulfilled.

It doesn’t take much to excite Narancia.

He’s always brimming with energy — too much energy, according to Fugo, but who cares what that guy thinks — ready for anything and everything. His infinite enthusiasm somehow doubles whenever you’re involved. Anyone with a set of functioning eyes could see how utterly lovesick he is for you. Well, except for you, apparently, who finds it presumptuous to assume others’ feelings.

When you still came back to visit him at the hospital, despite the way he snapped at you for what he considered ‘pity’, he swore an oath to himself. No matter the cost, he would see to it that you’re happy and never cause you distress again. If presented with the choice between having you or the world, he’d pick you every time, without hesitation.

You’re precious to him, living proof that not everyone will cast him aside at the first opportunity.

Convincing himself of this has been an uphill battle. He’s been left behind too many times to count, made into nothing but a stepping stone for others to advance forward. Distrust cultivated throughout an entire lifetime is not so easily dissipated. They linger, like sediment that’s fallen to the bottom of a pond, waiting to rise at the slightest stir.

Narancia rattles off the gelato order you gave him, barely comprehending the fact he needs to pay once the employee confirms it. His head is elsewhere. He hands over more cash than necessary, grumbles something about keeping the change, then scurries to the side. In the background, he catches the melodic sound of your laughter. He sees you clutching your stomach, your eyes crinkling with mirth, and both your parents smiling as well.

Narancia has always wanted to secure your happiness… so why is it this sight unsettles him so?

Feeling the way he does now is nothing short of aggravating. He doesn’t understand it or know how to make it go away.

Regardless, he knows he needs to try. It would put a damper on the mood if he comes back over and sulks. He likes your parents and wants them to like him too. He might not be super smart the way Fugo is, or as charismatic as Giorno, but he still wants to showcase his strong points. That’s why he’s been mentally preparing for this day. Practicing English (by listening to rap music, but he still counts it), fixing his posture, and even acting all gentlemanly. He can’t recall a time he’s held open so many doors and pulled out so many chairs.

“Nara, need some help carrying all that?”

Your abrupt appearance nearly has him yelping in shock. Narancia steadies himself, preparing to ask what you mean when he recalls the tray in his hands. He can’t recall a time when he crawled so deep into his head.

His skin flushes when you poke his cheek. “Hello? Earth to Narancia? Did looking at the gelato give you some sort of existential crisis?”

“N-No! There’s, uh, no crisis here.”

You give him a quick glance over, as if not entirely convinced, yet ultimately relent. Narancia sighs in relief. Had you decided to keep pressing the subject, he isn’t sure if he would’ve been able to deflect your attempts. Lying hasn’t ever been his forte.

The gelato is dispersed among the four of you. You’ve settled at a quaint picnic table, rustling branches overhead granting refuge from the Mediterranean sun. Although Narancia can’t understand whatever conversation is taking place, he nods along, his eyes never leaving your animated form. He admires how your hair billows in the breeze, pulled up in a high ponytail and strung into place with a ribbon.

He’s always thought your hallmark color suits you. It’s warm, bold, and passionate. He couldn’t see a shade of scarlet without his thoughts instantly drifting to you.

“My parents were wondering if you’ve ever thought about visiting the States.”

Narancia does what he can to shake the shackles of uncertainty off of him so he can respond. “I kicked the idea around when I was younger, yeah. It might be kinda hard now. Lotta work to do.”

“I can’t blame you for developing an aversion to flying after Sardegna,” you nudge him with your elbow. “Maybe we can revisit the idea when things settle down. There’s so much I’d want to show you. I just know you’d love it! In Times Square, grown men walk around dressed as Elmo and harass people if they don’t give ‘em money after you take a picture together. It’s hilarious.”

Your dad throws something in, which you translate with unrivaled excitement. “I almost forgot! You’d get to try New York pizza… it apparently descends from a Napoli immigrant, what’re the chances of that. I know you fiercely defend your Neapolitan pizza’s honor, but I’m confident I can convert you.”

He scrunches up his nose. “No way. That shit sounds—”

Remembering his company, he slaps a hand over his mouth.

“Pff, Nara, it’s fine, they can’t understand you,” you wave off his concern. “They wanted to let you know you’re welcome anytime. There’s no need to rush an answer, though. I’ll just say that you’re thinking about it.”

Narancia pushes his melting gelato around with a spoon. “Hey, [First]?”

“Mhm?”

“Have you ever…” The words die on his tongue, for the mere possibility submerges him in grief, “Have you ever thought about moving back? To your home, I mean. Cause… Giorno would let you. Then you could pursue your dreams again and be happy.”

He can’t bring himself to face you. Guilt weighs down on him like an anchor — here you are, trying to enjoy an outing with your parents you haven’t seen face to face in years, and he’s bringing down the mood. The fear of this future manifesting into reality hurts. It isn’t a brief, weak pang, it’s a heavy ache that reverberates throughout his entire being.

You’re his best friend, his first love, his everything.

Would seeing your parents — a reminder that you have a home elsewhere — threaten to take that away from him? And could he ever be selfish enough to stop it?

You rattle off something, causing both your parents to stand. They send a friendly wave Narancia’s way, which he returns with as much enthusiasm as he can muster, given the tempest brewing in his heart. Then they’re off to overlook the Golfo di Napoli, fitting in perfectly with another cluster of tourists.

“Is this what’s been bothering you, Narancia?”

He can’t bring himself to speak, so he nods his head.

You rest your hand over his. Your skin is soft and warm, a combination that serves as a balm to his malaise. He recalls when he’d been forced to live in the streets, after serving time in a detention center for a crime he didn’t commit. He remembers how his former ‘friends’ abandoned him, spreading rumors that the eye disease he’d contracted was contagious, his isolation seemingly set in stone. No one looked at him, came near him, much less touched him.

When you visited him in the hospital for the first time, you practically tripped over yourself to hug him. His heart monitor had gone through the roof — he couldn’t believe a pretty girl like you would willingly come into contact with him.

You intrinsically knew how to comfort him then, and you know how to comfort him now.

“Well, I guess it’s natural to wonder that. I won’t lie and say I’ve never considered it. For the longest time, I tried to push it to the back of my mind, because there was a lot of work to do before my debt would be paid off. What you said about GioGio is right. It’s one of the first things he asked me after overtaking Passione.”

Narancia swallows thickly, the silence following your last statement deafeningly loud.

“That being said,” you squeeze his hand then, “I made up my mind. Dreams are fluid, Nara. At least to me. They change shape over time as we grow, experience new things, and meet new people. I don’t want anyone else to experience what I did. By doing some wrong, we can bring about good. I want to keep Passione strong so a worse entity doesn’t take its place.”

You give him a wink. “That means you’re stuck with me.”

To further emphasize the point, you use your Stand’s ability to manifest a ribbon, tying your wrist to his.

“Will that make you happy?” Narancia asks.

“Not always, but life’s about more than being happy,” you reply without hesitation. He can tell you’ve given this some thought, far before he broached the subject. “That’s why we need each other. Gotta keep things bearable, y’know.”

A beat passes. Then he grins, wide enough that it almost hurts, but he pays it no mind. He squeezes your hand back. Sensing his lifted spirits, you mimic his smile, allowing the ribbon to fade away for it served its purpose. You never fail to amaze Narancia with how utterly lovable you are, he swears it’s almost supernatural.

“You’re right. You’re always right, [First].”

At this, you put your hands up, a laugh leaving your lips. “Oh, far from it. Now let’s go get my parents back before the crowd gets any worse.”

Narancia springs into action, the usual pep in his step making a triumphant return.

“If we’re making plans to head to the States, there is one place I really wanna visit.”

You raise an eyebrow as he helps you up. “Oh? And where might that be?”

“The mouse’s home turf. Disneyworld.”

“You know that means we’d have to go to Florida, right?”

“What’s wrong with this ‘Florida’ place?”

You place your hand on his shoulder. “That, my dear Narancia, is a long tale, full of mystery, intrigue, and alligators…”

#giorno x reader #narancia x reader #giorno giovanna x reader #narancia ghirgha x reader #jjba x reader #vento aureo x reader #jojo's bizarre adventure x reader #scarlet ribbons #commissions #my stuff

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ask-the-joestars · 2 months

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I'm a little curious, how old is everyone? Because it seems like this is young Joseph? But then past part 3 Jotaro?

Oh, I guess I should explain… I apologize for the confusion! Well, since time has been strange lately, we all appear differently. I’m 20 right now. -Jonathan

I’m 21! I’m only a little bit older than I was when I fought the pillar men. -Joseph

Sometimes I’m 40, sometimes I’m 17. Other times I’m in my 20’s or whatever. I feel like the world’s been specifically screwing me over. It’s a damn pain in the ass. -Jotaro

Hey, I’ve had no problems with time getting messed up. At least I’m 17 again! -Josuke

I’m 16. It’s a bit odd to be this young again. -Giorno

I’m just 19. It’s freaky seeing my dad changing ages every hour. Somehow, I blame Pucci for the time-fucking. -Jolyne

I’m 20. Two years older than when I participated in the ‘Steel Ball Run.’ -Johnny

#jjba #jojo #jjba part 1 #jjba part 2 #jjba part 3 #jjba part 4 #jjba part 5 #jjba part 6 #jjba part 7 #jonathan joestar #joseph joestar #jotaro kujo #josuke higashikata #giorno giovanna #jolyne cujoh

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nikathesiren · 1 year

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The end of Golden Wind, but Giorno has two dads 🤭

I had this idea in my mind since I finished Golden Wind, and I finally had the time to take it out. I love how Giorno has inherited the most remarkable bits of personality from each one... although Dio is not a good influence at all 😅

Since English is not my first language, for this one, I had help with the dialogues. Many thanks to @Jose_MFA_, they're a great translator :)

More of this Jonathan/Dio/Giorno AU! - More Jojo comics! - More of my art!

#jjba #jjba fanart #jojo comic #jojos bizarre adventure #jojo part 5 #vento aureo #golden wind #alternate universe #au #headcanon #proud dads #jonathan joestar #dio brando #giorno giovanna #giorno has two dads #funny #nikart

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orphetoon · 25 days

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Different person, I desire info on the ace attorney au

HI SORRY THIS IS LIKE A MONTH OLD AT THIS POINT

idk if i'll ever do more art bc when will i ever be interested in jjba AND aa at the same time again but just for you. the rough timeline of the entire au

PART 1: PHANTOM ATTORNEY

basically phantom blood but without vampires. jonathan is a defense attorney, the assistant switches between erina and speedwagon; first case is probably defending speedwagon. zeppeli isn't a hamon user here, but rather a spirit medium who gives jonathan some training. jonathan can't actually talk to ghosts, his ability is probably more similar to apollo's; maybe he can sense someones spirit 'wavering', aka when they're unsure.

main antagonist is dio, who is the opposing attorney. he's done a lot of shit he's never gotten caught for, but jonathan manages to reveal his crimes in the final case. dio gets sentenced to death, rip king.

PART 2: uh. battle tendency doesn't happen here.

idk how long it would've taken someone to get executed back in ye olde england times but for this au its long enough for jonathan to have at least two kids. one of these is george ii (joseph's dad), the other will create a branch family (aka giornos gotta exist somehow)

shortly after dio's execution, he forms as a vengeful spirit and is able to forcibly possess jonathan and kill him. dio's a bitch tho and continues to possess joestars whenever possible, but due to uh. reasons? he's not able to kill the next generation of joestars until they have had their own kids. deciding that going after the whole lineage would be tiring, dio just decides to focus on joseph and his descendants.

PART 3: jotaro fucks up

joseph manages to spirit train well enough that dio can't possess him or whatever, and lives a long life. holly manages to avoid him as well. jotaro was on the track to be strong enough to shut dio out, but decided to be an idiot 17 year old and try to banish dio for good. by some means both he and dio fail at their goals, and jotaro is stuck with dio...not really possessing him, but giving running commentary 24/7. joots tries to live with it for awhile, but the thought that dio could eventually succeed in possessing him and hurting those around him (aka baby jolyne) causes him to distance himself from everyone.

PART 4: AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

apologies to josuke for stealing his part number.

anyway. almost completely unrelated to all that, pannacotta fugo is a prodigy prosecuting attorney who has one of the highest success rates in the country. he has a found family sort of thing with the rest of bucci's gang, who he's all advised on legal matters at some point. they (sans fugo) run a restaurant; this isn't important at all to the au, i just like the idea. anyway, fugo's life is pretty good, until.

giorno fucking giovanna.

he arrives out of nowhere and quickly becomes the best defense in the country, even tho he's younger than fugo (both of them are too young to be attorneys, but this is aa). doesn't matter if his client is clearly guilty, giorno can get them off the hook (he only takes clients he believes should be seen as innocent, but giorno has his own interesting moral system). these two idiots battle it out in the courtroom, until bucciarati is framed for a murder.

unable to defend him, fugo turns to the only person he can, giorno. giorno completely clears bucci's name, unraveling the truth of the case - aka taking down diavolo, who's organized most of the crimes in this 'game'. since trish is the assistant for this game, she becomes kinda the main character during the final case lol. either way diavolo goes to jail, and both gio and trish are sort of folded into the bucci gang.

PART 5: GHOSTS ARE REAL

the second 'game' would be giorno with jolyne as an assistant; he clears her from the vehicular manslaughter and both of them resolve to solve the conspiracy behind it (it's pucci. pucci's behind it). josuke is here as a side character, being a police detective

the final case involves revealing pucci's crimes and jolyne finding a way to free her father from dio's spirit. no universe reset here lads :)

50/50 onto whether giorno finds out he's actually related to the joestars or not. he still bills them either way

PART 6: feedback investigations

fugo gets his own games but idk a whole lot about the investigations games so uh! lets just say its normal aa shenanigans with the purple haze feedback characters in there as well

#god this is so long #i did NOT reread this. if there are any logical errors no there aren't #jjba #jjba ace attorney au #ask

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starry-blue-echoes · 11 months

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okay so I went on a walk and my brain started rotating the Merstars AU SO hard so I'm just going to yeet a bunch of random bullet point thoughts that I came up with and see what comes out of it-

the "world" the AU takes place isn't really like "real" life and is instead a super huge archipelago with hundreds of thousands of islands of varying sizes and kinds

Mers and other various Sea Magics are pretty well known as A Thing That Exists. Is it accepted? Depends on the location and the people, and Mer Hunters are unfortunately a pretty common thing, but it's slowly started dying out. This is actually thanks to Speedwagon since after Jonathan's death he started trying to use his influence as a Very Important Wealthy Merchant to change public opinion, and it's actually been working

Jonathan was a pretty well loved and very social member of the mers. He wasn't their leader by any means, but almost every mer in the archipelago knew about him, and his murder pissed a LOT of people off. Luckily thanks to Speedwagon, since then relations have gone from "it's on fucking sight" to "don't approach me and I won't approach you"

Morioh is one of the more isolated islands and a bit of an exception to the above thing, being the most accepting island in the whole archipelago. Honestly, at this point like half the town has at least a little mer blood in them, but they are primarily human passing. There are a couple of full blooded or half blooded mers that hang around, but Josuke was one of the first ones born in the town in a long while

currently debating how exactly the Morioh Trio are gonna be, since I want them to be a "full blood, half blood, human" trio for the funnsies, but other than Josuke I don't know which should be which. My current thought process is 1) Okuyasu is the full blooded and when he was younger he had a run in with Hunters which is where his scars came from since his dad more or less just fucked off and left him at their mercy at which Keicho had to save him which led to the two of the moving to Morioh, Koichi is the human and is Their Little Guy, is super familiar with how to work around mers and climbs them like a god damn jungle gyms, or 2) Koichi is the full blood and a really small mer but still Big for humans, he's a cuttlefish, got separated from his family when he was little which led to him being adopted by the Human Hiroses and Okuyasu is human and the resident Normie Guy, he's recently moved to Morioh and is getting used to how Positive human mer relations are here

still trying to figure out how the Stand Arrows work, since Stands..... aren't really a thing now. Probably some kind of super powerful Sea Magic thing going on, maybe turn partial mers/humans into full blooded ones?

the "Italy" of this world is a collection of islands that are under Passione's control, aka a group of pirates that have a literal fleet. Diavolo and Doppio are brothers, with Diavolo being a half-mer (maybe lion fish? I'm still deciding tho) and Doppio being a full human. Doppio is the face of the operation, but his brother is always lurking in the depths below the ship and even makes a couple appearances as the True Boss in human form. Trish is by extension 1/4 mer and they want to kill her so the truth about Diavolo won't get out

Passione, despite all the shitty stuff they do, is actually a surprising area of Human Mer teamwork. There are a lot of hybrids and even full blooded mers to the point they're almost the majority. For the most part people don't care what you are as long as you get your job done, and honestly if what they did wasn't drug trade and trafficking, they'd be pretty cool

the Bucci Gang don't have a whole lot of mer blood, and any they do have is pretty distant to the point they're almost human save for a couple little features (they also don't get full transformations), with the exceptions being Trish and Giorno. Trish I've explained, but Giorno is...... Really Really Weird with what he is. His birth mom was a mer, but Dio had mostly been using her to try and lure other mers so by the time Giorno was actually born she was killed. Giorno was then taken in by the Shiobana's, which obviously sucked ass, but he was able to pass as a human for a shocking amount of time because Sea Vampire Genes fucked with his aging, so he also looks a lot smaller than he should be. He's also been forced to stay in his "human" form for much longer than is strictly healthy which ALSO fucked with his size and health

Giorno is gonna be a giant sea snake, because I think it'll be funny because That's The Traditional Sea MonsterTM. Maybe during the final fight with Diavolo he gets shot with the arrow and falls off the ship all dramatic and everyone thinks he died but SIKE he suddenly grows to full Absolutely Fucking ENORMOUS Size And Kicks Ass

Jolyne is a siphonophore, I don't make the rules, she's Really Fucking Long

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syre-stane16 · 1 year

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Every ship I ship

Phantom blood:

Jonathan and Erina: cute pairing

Jonathan and Speedwagon: gay cute pairing

Jonathan, Erina and Speedwagon: what’s better than one cute pairing at a time? Mashing up the cute pairing.

Battle tendency

Joseph and Suzi Q: I love Josuke but damn….

Kars and Esidisi: adoptive dads

Stardust crusaders

Joseph and suzi Q: we know what you did….

Polnareff and Abdul: friendly hunky uncles

DIO and vanilla Ice: ice defo sucked that vampire co-

Kakyoin and a long fulfilling life: please!

Diamond is unbreakable

Joseph and Suzi Q: It’s not Josuke’s fault, it’s not Josuke’s fault, it’s no-

Jotaro and Mrs. Kujo : WHAT?! HOW DID SHE SEDUCE HIM ?!? WHERE DID THE CHILD COMW FROM!?? ???!

Yukako and therapy: kidnapping isn’t romantic

Rohan and therapy: suppressed childhood memories may need to be addressed

Koichi and therapy: guys, he’s friends with Rohan and dating Yukako, he needs to vent.

Jotaro and therapy: lord save him

Okuyasu and Mikitaka: I just think it’s neat

Kira and Shinobu: I just want shinobu to be happy…

Tomoko and someone who actually loves her; I just want Tomoko to be happy.

Vento aureo

Bruno and abbachio: adoptive dads II

Fugo and giorno: giorno is the only one who can comfort Fugo if he has a breakdown and shatters the haze capsules.

Rissoto and prosciutto: adoptive dads III

Diavolo and Kira: I read a nice fanfic with those two. I’m hooked

Stone ocean

Dominico and foo: their personalities are cute together.

Jotaro and Mrs. Kujo: SHE GAVE JOLYNE THE AMULET THAT HER EX HUSBAND TOLD HER TO GIVE IF JOLYNE WAS IN TROUBLE!!! WHAT WAS THEIR RELATIONSHIP??!! DID THEY ACTUALLY LOVE EACH OTHER?!??? ARAKI YOU CANT JUST REVEAL THAT JOTARO HAD A DAUGHTER THIS ENTIRE TIME AND NOT EXPECT US TO ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT THE WOMAN HE MARRIED!!’ds

Emporia and a happy childhood: f in the chat

Emporio and therapy: F in the chat

Emporio and a nice loving family: F AND LOVE IN THE CHAT

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gayboyasher · 4 months

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aughhhhhh Abbacchio <3333 thank you SO much for writing all my specific incredibly self indulgent requests 😭😭😭 so I'm back with another one SSGJGSJDG I FEEL LIKE IM ABUSING A PRIVILEGE 🧍‍♂️

can I have headcanons for Abbacchio adopting his teen son and officially becoming his papa? Like perhaps the two met while at the lowest points of their lives (after The Incident for Abbacchio) and once Abbacchio is in a mostly stable situation again after joining Passione he adopts the kid who offered him companionship and friendship back then AUGH

THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY SELF-INDULGENT

It’s okay!! It’s okay trust!! I’m actually fine with it. It rattles my brain /pos Abbacchio being a dad like, I love making those. I could write an entire one shot

So it was official. You got adopted by that former cop, who now was doing even more shady shit. But not minding that, now you have a home! You have love and care, a roof over your head, food, water, what more can you ask for?

Abbacchio actually refuses to tell you anything about his “current job”.

He doesn’t want you to get hurt.

He’s scared that you’re gonna get hurt when you’re out in public alone because you know him; he’s literally your adopted dad.

Ever since he took you in, he stopped drinking so much wine

Because he wanted to enjoy his time with you, and not cry about the past.

Definitely talks about you to Bruno, but in a good way!

He definitely has photos of you in his wallet

“Yea so, this was me & him celebrating his birthday. Yea, he’s a good kid”

He’s quite literally that one lyric from Hamilton; dear Theodosia

“Look at my son, Pride is NOT the word I’m looking for.”

No but honest to god he loves you.

If you’re having trouble with your homework he’ll try and help you with it himself, if not, then he’s gonna try to convince Fugo to help and to BE NICE!!

He can’t stress it enough

If you ever meet any of the gang he’s just worried

Not about Bruno, but the rest of the gang

He’s worried you’d get freaked out or something.

Still keeps you away from Giorno.

He doesn’t care how old you are he wants to do stereotypical dad things

Let him do them

He’ll randomly take you like, anywhere

Whether if it’s ice-cream, getting groceries, going to try American food, etc.

Just likes spending time with you

Calls you ‘Kiddo’ a lot.

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noaltbruh · 2 years

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okay, recently I've got drunk-

how the passione (or la squadra, it is up to u bae) guys would take care of a dumbass like me?

supposing that I'm their s/o cuz I'm lonely asf🥲

LMAO This is one of the best asks I've seen in a while. I've never seen a drunk person in my life and I pretty much have no idea of what you should do in this situation, please bear with me.

Writing Bucci gang, hope you'll like it nonetheless :,)

Bucci gang taking care of drunk reader 🍻

Giorno 🐞

I see Giorno as someone who doesn't really enjoy drinking thankfully considering he's 15 and the few times he does try some wine at fancy meetings, he always makes sure not to exaggerate.

On top of this, his father would come back home drunk and brutally beat him more often than not, so I can't help but believe that seeing someone drink a lot in front of him sort of triggers the boy.

Because of this, he tries his best to keep you under control and stop you before you can cross the line. He won't be too insisting though, he's afraid of coming off as overzealous, so he will just give you a quick warning before you get to the place.

It doesn't work.

Once he sees what state you are in, he'll bring you back home as soon as he can, especially if he notices you making a fool out of yourself with a bunch of strangers or, even worse, important people.

Aside from the image he has to maintain though, he is genuinely worried for you. He will put your arm around his shoulder and calmly walk you to the car so you can get home, he also makes sure you don't accidentally trip on yourself.

Once you get home, he'll gently help you get to bed and change into something more comfortable. His next action would be telling you to go to sleep, although it doesn't seem like you're going to listen to him.

If you start to ramble about some random nonsense, Giorno won't be surprised. He's not much of a talker and will let you go on and on with your speech for as long as you'd like.

If you get emotional, he's a good shoulder to cry on and will just lightly smile at you while you let it all out.

He will ask you multiple times if you need anything or if there's something he can do to make you feel better. You can guess he had never had to deal with a drunk person before, but he tries this best to improvise and pretty much treats you like you were sick.

He'll make you rest your head on his lap in order to help you relax a little. He has this calming aura all around himself, which means that his effort to make you feel at ease in the chaotic mess that is going through your head actually brings positive results.

I can see him creating small animals as a way to distract you a little, like a little lady bug that gently goes through your hair.

Even after you fall asleep, he will keep watching over you for quite some time before joining you, he just wants to make sure that you don't try anything reckless.

He'll ask you to be a bit more careful the next time the two of you go out, but he's very glad that the drunk you is nothing like his "dad".

Bruno 🤐

Okay, Bruno is the best choice in this case. He's the most mature member and has dealt with Abbacchio's alcoholic tendencies in the past. He believes he knows what's best for you in that moment, although he may come off as slightly overbearing sometimes.

Unlike Giorno, who only gives you a quick warning, Bucciarati knows very well how reckless you tend to be with this sort of thing, which means that he'll remind you multiple times not to exaggerate and will probably keep an eye on you the whole time.

Even so, he can't stop you from turning into a drunk mess, giggling one minute and crying on the floor the next one.

The man rapidly takes you away and doesn't even let you walk back to your place, he will probably bridal-style carry you until you get there.

He'll probably use Sticky fingers to close all the windows in the house, just to avoid accidents, while he proceeds to help you lay down.

He will leave his stand to watch over you as he goes grab a basin in case you felt the urge to throw up.

While he's at it and passes by the kitchen, he'll get you some snacks to eat, as it should help you go back to being sober more fast.

He'll try to get back to you as fast as he can though. He will keep you very close to himself and gently kiss your forehead while you burst crying over something insignificant. He can't help but think it's kind of cute.

The most insisting one when it comes to you getting some rest. You will not get up from that bed until it's all passed.

He'll use the sweetest voice possible to put you to sleep as he's still busy cooing you, there is no point in trying to resist.

Bruno won't be sleeping that night, he wants to make absolutely sure that nothing bad happens to you and will spend the entire time working on some paper work while you get better.

He won't let you near alcohol for the next two weeks.

Mista 🔫

He. Is. 18.

And he will do what any 18 years old would do: abuse alcohol. I'll tell you more, it's his fault if you got drunk in the first place: the two of you were hanging out during one of your usual dates, and he proceeded to challenge you to see who could handle alcohol better.

You lost and now you're drunk.

Now, at first he will make fun of you and will probably join in some weird argument you were having with a dude passing by. However, after he notices how you seem to be getting more and more out of control, he realizes that it's his duty to bring you home before you murder a homeless person.

And unlike the ones before him, Mista will literally drag you around like a potato sack and almost throw you on the nearest sofa as soon as you're back.

He's not sure of what to do to make you feel better to be honest, but he can guess that he should keep an eye on you 'till you calm down a little.

He's also the type that will listen to your incoherent arguments and conversations, but he will actually talk back, unlike Giorno.

Probably provokes you with some weird theory like the one about vegetarians to see how you react. At the same time though, he's also genuinely concerned and will not leave you for a single moment.

He probably calls out the pistols for some extra company, the way you barely recognise them and just point at this tiny yellow beings around you gets a good chuckle out of him.

After the last random topic, he unusually gently places your head on his laps and orders his stand to get a good, warm blanket for you.

He's also going to tease you the day after, but he'll want to do it again, he can't deny that seeing you act like that was quite entertaining.

Narancia 🍊

To your surprise, Narancia may know more about this topic that one could guess at first.

He highly dislikes drinking, both because Bruno has always told him to stay away from alcohol, and because his old "friends" would sometimes get drunk in front of him, which was not a nice view, especially for the young child he used to be.

I don't think the two of you were out when it happened. You just had the brilliant idea of stealing one of Abbacchio's wine bottles, which resulted in your senses getting all messed up in quite the short time.

And even though he has some sort of "experience" when it comes to this matter, he's completely clueless at what he's supposed to do to help you in this state.

He probably takes a deep breath and uses his three remaining brain cells, who tell him to keep you at bay before you go set something on fire.

Once he's made sure you can't get away, he'll hold you super close to himself as to calm you down a little and will ask you multiple times how you are feeling.

He doesn't get an answer, of course, and if he does, it's just incoherent babbling.

Probably gets you a glass of water or something, not realizing it makes you feel worse.

If you get sentimental and start crying, he'll cry too.

He lets out a long sigh of relief as you slowly close your eyes and pray for you to stay away from alcohol for as long as possible.

Fugo 🍓

Fugo doesn't really have an opinion on alcohol and is okay with his partner drinking some once in a while. He's never seen someone get drunk in front of him though, and remains stiff at first, when he realizes that the liquid has reached your brain.

A part of him immediately starts to panic as soon as he sees you approach a bunch of strangers and reveal some personal, embarrassing stuff about yourself and your boyfriend. Fugo has to use all of his power of will in order NOT to snap at you and tell you to stop making a fool out of yourself.

He'll push you away and get you home as soon as he can, probably accidentally making you fall on the ground in the heat of the moment, he didn't mean to, I swear.

He starts to blame himself for letting you end up in such poor conditions and apologies to you multiple times, as he helps you sit down on the nearest armchair he spots in the huge salon.

He goes to get you a blanket and comes back to you lying on the floor and giggling to yourself. He let out an annoyed sight as he contemplates asking for help, when a realization finally hits him: he may not have dealt with someone drunk before, but he tries his best to keep the "one braincell duo" under control. Your brain activity at the moment is the same Mista and Narancia always have. If he can handle them, he can handle you.

He assists you with laying a bit more comfortably and makes you rest your head on his chest with a nervous smile on his face, in a somewhat desperate, but well intended, way of reassuring you.

He usually doesn't like way intimate physical contact like this one, but decides to make an exception due to the circumstances.

He'll ask Purple haze to go get him your favorite book and gently begins to read it out loud to you, he knows it helps you relax. When he's not yelling, his tone of voice is actually a rather soft one and is pleasant to listen to.

He can't help but crack a little smile if you were to say something random out of the blue.

Only after you fall asleep he realizes that there's the possibility of you waking up and feeling the urge to vomit, so his stand grabs a basin as well, just in case.

It probably takes him quite a while to fall asleep, because of the position you're both laying in and because he fears what would happen if you woke up feeling even sicker.

As a result, he ends up not getting much rest that night. The morning after he will act as if nothing is wrong with him, but he will be asking you multiple times how you are feeling and if you remember anything about the night before.

Abbacchio 🔄

I'm honestly surprised you didn't get both drunk considering who we're talking about. In this case, the two of your were trying some wines together during one of your nights off. However, you forgot how much the man can handle alcohol compared to you.

In a very poor attempt at looking fancy and classy in front of him, you ended up becoming exactly the opposite of what you were trying to achieve.

Abbacchio knows that sensation too well, although unlike you, he gets even moodier and harder to deal with than usual. He does feel some sort of empathy for you in this situation, and will put an hand over your hip as he guides you back home.

As soon as you arrive, he asks you if you need to go to the restroom and accompanies you if you answer "yes". The sight of the situation...Is nothing new to him, although it's not a pleasant one.

Once you're done, he leads you to your shared bedroom and just...Caresses you with a gentleness that almost doesn't seem to belong to him.

He doesn't feel the need to calm you down with words, he believes you wouldn't understand him anyway. He's not one for physical affection, but he feels a bit more comfortable in this context, as you don't even fully realize what is going on.

He's confused by your naivety and cheerfulness in this state, but simply observes you as you keep on smiling at him with this innocent look on your face.

He finds himself smiling back, but doesn't even realize it until you mention it.

It's an old habit of him, but I believe he would still keep some emergency food in his room just in case, maybe even just apple slices wrapped in a napkin. He invites you to have some, making sure you don't accidentally choke.

He won't sleep that night either. He feels like it's his duty to be there for you the whole time while you're in this state, just like someone else was there for him before.

Trish 🎙

Trish is a minor, but I don't really see her enjoying alcohol in general if I'm being honest, only extremely fancy cocktails, and those are a rarity too.

It doesn't even cross her mind the thought that maybe, just maybe, you're not as picky as her when it comes to this sort of thing. This leads to her actually being quite in shock when she sees you getting drunk for the first time.

I'm guessing this took place during one of the many parties she attends as a pop star, but as soon as she notices some excessive hiccups from you, she will quickly come up with an excuse for you to leave the place before the situation gets out of hand.

She partially blames herself for not being careful enough with you, but she knows that it's not something too out of the ordinary for people of your age, and soon switches her focus on making sure you feel better...Or at least, not worse.

In the moment she dials the number, a taxi is already there to pick the two of you up. Trish makes you rest on her shoulder during the whole ride and is very delicate with helping you walk out of the car once you arrive, one step at a time.

She's never dealt with someone drunk though, so she is a bit clueless as to what practically do once she gets you to sit down. As such, she checks online for advices and guides on to how to act.

Not to her surprise, it says not to leave you alone even for just a moment, which gives her a nice excuse for pampering and cuddling with you.

She'll notice your bright red cheeks and will comment on how adorable they look, before kissing your forehead.

If you'd like to, since she's feeling good, she'll let you play with her hair, as long as it keeps you happy and distracted from causing any sort of trouble.

She also knows how people become more honest when they're drunk, and will probably get you to spill some secrets about the gang to her, or she will ask you some provocative questions like if you really love her and such.

Once she sees you falling asleep, she's quick to join after you. It was a rather peaceful rest for the two of you.

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