#glassnightfury

[glassnightfury]

Stoick: Ah, Astrid… She raw-dogged me at the cheese store.

Hiccup: What do you think raw-dogging means?

Stoick: Well, to talk to someone that doesn’t want to talk to you.

Hiccup: Noooo…

[later]

Stoick: First you raw-dog me in public, now you burst into my office and raw-dog me here?!

Astrid: Stop saying raw dog!

Stoick: I can say anything I want.

Astrid: Tell him what raw-dog means.

Hiccup: Sex without a condom.

Stoick: Then I’ll stop saying that.

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Stoick: I assume you know that this type of idiocy with not be tolerated here.

Hiccup: Is there another type of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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Hiccup: Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t punch you in the face.

Snotlout: Glass jaw. Winning smile.

Snotlout: Please don’t.

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Astrid: Damnit, Hiccup, have you slept at all?

Hiccup: Yeah, I got like six hours... about three days ago. I’m good.

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Stoick: I’m going to ask you to be respectful here.

Hiccup: I will politely decline.

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Hiccup: Snotlout, if we get out of this alive, I will kill you.

Snotlout: So what’s my incentive to live?

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Dagur: I wish I had my knives. We could’ve made a blood pact!

Hiccup: Oooh, next time.

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Tuffnut: [slaps Snotlout]

Snotlout: OW! What’s on your hand?!

Tuffnut: Thumb ring, bitch!

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Hiccup: Oh, so suddenly you don’t have a death wish?

Snotlout: Hiccup, I’ve never had a death wish, it’s just that I don’t believe that I, personally, even can die.

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Dagur: I asked Hiccup what you think of me, and he said ‘Who cares what my dad thinks?’

Stoick: That’s not surprising. Hiccup is often disrespectful.

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Astrid: Why are you being the girl in this argument?

Hiccup: I don't know, but I do know that you are being heteronormative!

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Hiccup, to Viggo: I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante. If you wanna start a street fight with me, bring it on. But you're gonna be surprised by how ugly it gets. You don't even know my real name. I'm the fucking Lizard King.

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Hiccup: Writing stuff down is nerdy? What do you do?

Snotlout: Forget stuff. Like a cool person.

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Astrid: I got kicked out of a group for being too mean to kids.

Hiccup: Yeah, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that.

Astrid: That’s a low point. You don’t have to talk to me. I already know.

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Hiccup: I may not have a lot to my name right now, but I do have one thing.

Fishlegs: Self-respect?

Hiccup: No. Taste.