#glitchy.txt

[glitchyp1xels]

Birthday today c:

[glitchcitygang]

[IMAGE CORRUPTED, SENDING ID: Rhys is currently on top of his KlingKlang, floating above the glitched ocean of Glitch City, and attempting to fish Lyra out of the 'water'. Garlic the Bulbasuar is also resting on top of Rhys's head, not making things easier but doing its best to provide moral support. Ketsuban himself is floating nearby as well, but only a small part of him is in frame due to his sheer size. Cara, Glitchy, and Polar can be seen in the corners and edges of the foreground as the picture was taken on the shoreline.]

We sent the most normal looking one out to save her. I personally think it was a mistake.

[glitchyships]

Just had a really cute thought;

---

Prin.ci going, "No being too cute in the halls! Detention for you!" And playfully picking me up to drag me to detention...

As we pass by Bal.di, I jokingly/playfully call out "Bal.di help!! He's putting me in detention for being too cute in the halls!! DX"

Bal.di just goes "He's right, you ARE being too cute in the halls~ You're guilty as charged, haha!"

[abandoned-cryptid-den]

Emergency commissions [OPEN]

My girlfriend currently cannot buy enough food to eat properly, so I will be taking unlimited slots of commissions until her financial situation improves. Please consider commissioning something if you can, even the cheap sketches. It will mean a lot for both of us.

Prices, ToS and more information on this link.

I will be doing my best to continue posting Sonic Whirlwind content meanwhile, but she matters more to me. I hope you all understand ✧

[000-error]

i swear im gonna play super paper mario tonight just watch me

[glitchcitygang]

[I HATE BEING THE ONLY RESPONSABLE ONE HERE.]

[glitchcitygang]

Hey, knowing how bad things are right now... Are you guys ok?

We're certainly existing! Arceus is here with us now, and Blake is apparently A) Connected to my dreams from Ketsuban's generally being around him, and 2) on his way via 'Mario speedrunning strats', which I have no idea what that means. I... Haven't let Polar see this, we're all in her bedroom while she's in the living room playing with her Pokémon.

[THIS HASN'T HAPPENED TO ANY OF US. WELL. NOT THIS BADLY, OF COURSE. I'M STUCK TO A COLOR PALETTE AND ALWAYS GLITCHING OUT, BUT NEVER LIKE THIS. IT'S LIKE SHE'S BEEN LIKE, FACTORY RESET. OR SHUT OFF, I DON'T KNOW.]

I am still very adamant on beat up whoever or whatever caused this. And no, you all are not changing my mind about it.

[PLEASE, NO NEED TO GO OVER THE TOP WITH IT.]

Alright, 'mr. I'm going to do all the same things that the man I looked up to did, including disturbing an ancient eldritch being to get what I want'. Fucking hypocrite.

... Hey maybe we don't get into an argument over your past mistakes, and act like adults for once? And no pointing out how it sounds coming from me either, for once I'm taking charge and being reasonable here!

[glitchcitygang]

Welcome to Ketsuban's chosens! We have:

- Glitchy dude

- Anger issues emo

- A child

I'm also one of them. I think? He's certainly məssəd w¡th my həªd enough...

[YEAH, YOU GOT IT ABOUT RIGHT, RANDOM ANON.]

[glitchcitygang]

HI!!! I WAS CHECKING SOME PICTURES TAKEN DURING THE PARTY AND I FOUND THIS REALLY CUTE ONE. YOU MAY WANT TO... MODIFY IT A BIT.

[A really cute picture of Rhys and Polar, happily sharing a piece of cake. Steven and Glitchy can be seen in the background, ready to throw hands. All of them are wearing cute party hats. Since Rhys and Polar are on the left side of the picture while Glitchy and Steven are on the right side, the picture could be easily cropped.]

( @glitchleadercara )

Nah, gonna keep it as is.

At least make a copy that's cropped???

Nah.

[HE WON'T, I WILL]

Thank you.

[glitchcitygang]

[Gastly mail!]

It's Lavender! She hands you three envelopes! One for Glitchy, one for Rhys and one for Polar!

It's a birthday party invitation letter, clearly written by Cara. There's small doodles all around the text.

"Hello!

I send you this invitation letter to inform you that you're invited to my super awesome and totally fun birthday party! Yay!

It will be on June 8! The party will start in the morning and will last all day, but feel free to come whenever you want!

There will be games, food, music, everything!

Last year I didn't really have a birthday party (since I didn't have many friends, yikes), so I really wanna plan the best birthday party ever this year!

It would be really cool and awesome if you could message me telling me if you're gonna come or not so I can plan stuff! No pressure!

Thanks for reading!

— Cara"

[HUH. ALRIGHT, WHY NOT?]

¤h, y4y, b¡rthd4y p4rty f¤r 4 fr¡3nd! I c4n't w4¡t, ¡t's b33n s¤ l¤ng s¡nce I've b33n ¡nv¡t3d t¤ 4 p4rty l¡k3 th¡s!!

Really? Well, thank you Cara! I'll be sure to show up, especially because I'll be bringing in Polar.

...👍

[glitchcitygang]

[UPLOADING: THE_FLESH_WORKS_QUESTION_MARK.MP4]

[WATCH? Y/N]

<The scene is as follows, Glitchy sitting on a bench, his stuck to a color palette of reds self having his arms crossed like a moody teenager. Which is is. Steven is leaning on the bench from behind, watching with clear anticipation. Rhys is monitoring Ketsuban with what looks like a mix between a Unovan and Sinnohian Pokédex, colored blue on the exterior shell rather than red. Garlic is also there, resting on top of Rhys' head, watching what his trainer is doing intently. Ketsuban himself is wearing proper clothing over whatever he glitches himself to have as 'clothes' for his freakish humanoid form, specifically the purple and orange Alolan shirt, a pair of blue jeans that are very much too small for his 10 foot, buff and tubby body, as they look like skinny jeans rather than actual blue jeans on him, and a pair of mis-matched socks. No Shoes, as they couldn't find a pair to go on him. Which leaves Polar as the little camera girl recording everything.>

[SO, YOU'RE SURE YOU GOT IT NOW?]

<Glitchy's voice is filled with static, white noise, and boredom. Which is normal.>

"Of course I'm sure, which is why we're recording it!"

"Well, everything looks to be ready. Just... go whenever it feels good?"

<Ketsuban nods, and then promptly starts glitching out, and it clearly affects the other electronics, as Rhys holds his device at an arms length & winces, before the feed of the video glitches out.>

<The video turns back on, to yelling. And laughing, mainly from Steven and Glitchy. Rhys is visibly concerned, looking on his device and messing with things. Ketsuban, however, does seem to be human, well, as human as he can be. He sure looks the part, with fluffy and puffed out and up purple and orange hair, pale skin, and black iris with white sclera, and the clothing he had on before transforming. However, he is laying down on his front, as if he fell. His voice is also clearer, less static filled and the like.>

"WHY AREN'T MY LEGS WORKING, RHYS?!"

"I- I think your stats had to be translated somehow into your current body- Sooooo, your zero in defense and special defense have translated into having a somewhat weakened body. You've probably retained your body shape from you 320 in attack, though."

<Ketsuban pushes himself up, glaring at Rhys. Ketsuban's face seems to be stuck at smiling. But despite that, he's clearly pissed off at the situation.>

"OH COME ON!!! RHYS, YOU'RE MAKING SOME SORT OF BRACE OR SOMETHING SO I CAN WALK LIKE THIS!"

"Yup, sure thing, Polarsweetiepleasestoprecordingnow-"

<And with that, the video ends for real this time.>

[glitchcitygang]

[IMAGE CORRUPTED, SENDING ID: It seems to be inside of some form of a house, specifically in the kitchen. Rhys is on the floor, laying on his back, while Steven is on top of him with his hands wrapped around the former professor's neck. Polar is off to the side, hugging her mimikyu in her arms, and is visibly concerned. It can then be presumed Glitchy was the one who took the picture.]

[SO. RHYS WAS MAKING LUNCH. AND CALLED US IN WHEN IT WAS READY. AND ACCIDENTALLY CALLED STEVEN 'STOVE' DUE TO BEING IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKING FOOD ON THE STOVE.]

[glitchcitygang]

[Gastly mail!]

A very particular Gastly approaches you, the sphere being a very dark purple, almost black, the gas around it being a very vibrant pink.

She seems to be Lavender, Cara's Gastly. She's holding a little basket in her mouth, the basket having Cara's name written on the side.

She places the little basket on the floor before grabbing four friendship bracelets and giving them to you. The bracelets are simple, made with pastel rainbow embroidery thread, a small pokémon type charm attached to each of them. A fire one, a grass one, an electric one and a fairy one, each of them a different size.

After giving you the bracelets, Lavender grabs the basket again and leaves.

[SO, I'M NOT GONNA RECORD THIS OR ANYTHING, BUT, RHYS & POLAR ARE HAVING A FATHER-DAUGHTER FREAKOUT OF JOY OVER THEIR BRACELETS, VERY WHOLESOME OR WHATEVER. I LIKE MINE TOO. THANKS, I GUESS.]

..Glitchy is just being Glitchy, don't worry, he likes it a lot. i like mine too. ... Thank you, Cara.

[glitchcitygang]

How have things been in glitch city? Haven't heard anything since the microwaved corso-cola incident, Rhys didn't put a can of soda in the microwave and blow things up did he? .-.

[THANKFULLY NOT YET.]

We're all doing fine here, thank you for asking! I've been trying to figure out what region to take Polar to for some practice contests. And, actual ones, of course! I'm torn between Hoenn and Sinnoh, as of now. I'd be quite welcome to any suggestions on the matter!

[glitchcitygang]

heyyyy…hiya. just a random question, but are yall able to leave glitch city?

if yes, meet me behind the Goldenrod City department store. I need to interview you guys.

If it aint already obvious, im technically supposed to be a paranormal investigator, and residents of glitch city most likely count as paranormal.

hope to see you soon

Blake

( @j0ht0-gh0sthunt3r )

[WELL, WE KNOW RHYS AND HIS PIPSQUEAK CAN. I HAVEN'T TRIED, AND KETSUBAN NEVER OFFERED.]

My Miki can, & She can do it flawlessly... I should be able to do the same, then.

Well, of course! I'd love to meet & converse with some who isn't... Corrupted? I guess that's the best way to put it.

Y4y! N3w fr!3nd!

[glitchcitygang]

[Pelipper mail!]

It's a big box with 5 bags inside. Each bag has 6 poffins inside. There's one bag for each of them, and the extra bag has a little note that says "Just in case Steven decides to spoil his Charizard WAY too much. I CAN SEE YOU".

There's also a letter at the bottom of the box.

"Hi! I wanted to show Ketsuban how I make poffins and... I don't know how it happened, but we went from just a few of them to too many poffins. Maybe we glitched too much or something. I promise they are normal poffins, Berry ate one and nothing happened. Anyways, enjoy them!

With love, Cara."

[OH. THANKS, I GUESS.]

... She's going to love these.

OOhhh, yes, Lord Ketsuban has the tendency to, uh, clone objects! Very useful, such as in this case, but quite annoying as well, I would imagine.

Th4nk y¤u M!ss C4r4! M!m!~B4by 4nd h3r budd!3s 4r3 g¤!ng t¤ |¤ve th3s3!