#glorifiedamanuensis

[gehennaabsolute]

@glorifiedamanuensis

Greetings! My name is Gehenna!

It has been much too long since I've met another Kanaya!

[4rb1t3r]

glorifiedamanuensis replied to your post: OH M4N

What

NOTH1NG NOTH1NG 1 JUST TH1NK TH1S 1S FUNNY

K4N4Y4 YOU PROB4BLY DONT N33D TO JUMP THROUGH 4LL TH3S3 HOOPS TO JUST1FY 4 D4Y OFF

1 M4Y JOK3 TH4T YOUR3 4N 1NT3RN 4ND JUNK BUT W3 BOTH KNOW YOUR3 4 FULL FL3DG3D 3MPLOY33

BUT YOU ST1LL WORK FOR UFOS

YOU DONT N33D TO WORRY 4BOUT C4ST3 DYN4M1CS 4ND 1TS NOT TH4T W31RD FOR POL1T1C4L TYP3S TO W4NT TO G3T COZY W1TH US 1F TH3 B1G B4D PR1NC3SS W4NTS TO S33 YOU JUST

T3LL YOUR BOSS >:O TH1S K1ND OF TH1NG H4PP3NS MOR3 OFT3N TH4N YOU TH1NK SO LONG 4S SH3S NOT 1N SOM3 4LT3RN4T3 UN1V3RS3 1D 1M4G1N3 1T WOULD B3 4 BR33Z3

[calamaricondition]

glorifiedamanuensis replied to your post: ✂ 5'10"

Ive Never Even Seen Anyone Your Height Before Its Astounding If You Dont Mind My Saying

Aww, t)(anks!!! I’m not even t)(e tallest in my timeline, but t)(at’s nice to )(ear!

[new-alternian-mechanic]

glorifiedamanuensis started following you

@glorifiedamanuensis

|}--> Greetings.

[titillatingtherapist]

glorifiedamanuensis started following you

Hi there. A Kanaya I take it? One occupied with... paperwork?

[arachnidsgamer]

✂ What Better Way To Meet Someone Than Comparing Heights Im Five Foot Ten Inches

I titled you new Kanaya 8ecause I don’t think we’ve spoken 8efore yet.

This is ok, this is much 8etter and something I can deal with actually. Also, nice to meet you, I hope your universe’s Vriska didn’t ruin my reput8ion.

[superlativesamsara]

Classpect: Maid of Heart

Oooh, an interesting choice!

Maids are a class which produces and maintains their aspect, often being set up for the low-hanging fruit that they're quite literally "made" of their aspect. They will usually possess their prime portfolio of their aspect in abundance and be very capable and eager to share it with others, making sure that everyone has enough to go around.

Heart is an aspect that represents Chaos, Emotions, Souls, and the Literal and Metaphorical Heart. The majority of Heart players will be either bouncy bubbly bundles of energy, quick to shift from one idea to the next with little warning, or they'll be serious, intense characters, quick to get to the point and often creating "splinter selves" by having things in their image take on a soul and being of their own.

Maids of Heart will typically be of the former subtype, eager to both express their vivid emotions for all the world to see, and equally happy to inspire those emotions in others. In a combat situation they may mend damage or create splinterselves to aid their allies, and will often be quite effective healers and crowd controllers, able to buff allies and debuff foes by playing on and inspiring their emotions. A Soul-And-Center-type Maid of Heart, on the other hand, may find themselves frequently providing some particular key item or ability that helps cut through to the crux of the matter, often saving precious time in the process, or utilize their brand of chaotic energies to create splinters of their allies or enemies to aid them in combat.

The Maid of Heart is opposed/complimented by the Bard of Mind.

[spacecop8lues]

✂ 5'10"

Well, you’re not that much shorter, Maryam!

(Tall Kanaya running into a 6′7 Serket)

[fishyprincehipster]

@glorifiedamanuensis

Youvve nevver wworn Lingerie? wwould you like to try some?

[teratotherapist]

glorifiedamanuensis replied to your post “Does my audience still care for me? I’m feeling about as popular as I...”

I Guess I Care About You As Much As Any Other Person Who Has Been Reading Your Posts Might

Maybe A Little More Because You Seem Funny And I Like That

Well, I did say care for me; am I in vogue, am I well liked. But I suppose the end result is the same - I’m glad to deliver some dose of enjoyment to another’s dash experience. 

[ufosverse]

Cast!

UFOS:

Terezi Pyrope ( @4rb1t3r ) Space Mall Cop {AU Founder}

Vriska Serket ( @spacecop8lues ) Detective-Sergeant on the rise {AU Records/Sci-fi nerd/Head }

Kanaya Maryam ( @glorifiedamanuensis ) New to Support

Unrelated:

Equius Zahhak ( @equinespacedreams ) Engineer in a bit of a bind. 

Criminals:

None yet

COPS:

None

Filled/TBA

Aradia Megido (two versions exist, Space Pirate and AI, both on long hiatus, waiting details)

Yes, there are a lot of canon spots open!

[breedcubi]

Should I make an ic online blog for ultra-sin verse Aamon?

[4rb1t3r]

glorifiedamanuensis replied to your post: H3Y 

I Just Think Its An Interesting Coincidence Is All

1 4M NOT L4ZY!!

1M TRY1NG

1 M4D3 4 M1ST4K3 BUT 1M TRY1NG 4ND B31NG 4L1GN3D W1TH SOM3 F41LUR3 1S FUCK1NG GO1NG OV3R TH3 L1N3 1 W4SNT D3MOT3D FOR B31NG L4ZY

1M TRY1NG TO G3T B3TT3R

[calamaricondition]

✂ 5'10"

S)(it, you’re even s)(orter t)(an my Kanaya used to be! Not by muc)(, and s)(e ended up being t)(e tallest out of all of us, but still!!!

[new-alternian-mechanic]

Bath Time is Fun Time

@glorifiedamanuensis

It wasn’t everyday that a certain idea would cross a goddess’ mind, but when it did, she would make sure that she would ride it out to the end. Such was the case as a tall female of indigo blood made her way into an enclosed hot spring within the city. She made sure to arrive at a time where she would have the place all to herself so she wouldn’t have to bother with such trivial things as bathing suits.

Once she strolled inside and had herself a look around, once she made sure that she was indeed by herself, she let her towel drop to the floor, revealing her figure: a balance of curves with quite a bit of muscle underneath if one got a close look at her. She ran her hands through her long straight, dark hair for a moment before she approached the spring’s edge.

She slipped into the water, letting out a sigh as she felt the warm water against her skin before swimming over towards a small waterfall that was part of the aesthetic of the springs. She stood up and walked into the waterfall, letting the water flow over her body before she disappeared underneath the water’s flow.

Luckily, no one was around to witness her enjoying herself as such... ...but how long would that last?

[arachnidsgamer]

@glorifiedamanuensis

Ah ok! Well glad that 8oth parts of that post worked out than, always happy when that happens. 

Anyway how are you? I’m always interested whenever I meet a new version of one of friends, especially one who isn’t o8noxiously taller than me.