#god i fucking love toast
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im in that mood where toast is the best fucking thing again
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hi pie fans (all 12 of you)
#johnny toast#taleblr#johnny ghost#paranormal investigators extraordinaire#paul blart maul cop#pbmc#you guys will fucking love this au i swear to god#its one with my best friend johnnyghostballs go find it NOW#RRRRHHHHGGGHHH#dont say a word about the au name ok#we're not changing it
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This is how it happened btw. This is how Neuvillette figured out he loves you. He fuckin flooded Fontaine for a day without realizing it
#toast talks#genshin impacted#poorly written but I wanted to get a tiny snippet out of my brain#Furina is like 'oh my fucking god my dragon coworker older brother guy is fucking dying what do I do???'#Meanwhile Neuvillette's having an old man dragon crisis attack because he's in love with you and is finally admitting it out loud#'Surely I can tell Furina this and she'll know what I - an immortal fucking dragon - should do in this situation'#Furina's like...can you fucking STOP flooding the city first????? We'll get into your love life later just STOP CRYING -
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my breakfast is happy :3
#zeph posting#omelette w onions and peppers and garlic and chanterelle cheese spread#toasted blueberry bagel w whipped strawberry cream cheese#not pictured is a mandarin orange and hot chocolate#the omelette was so fucking good oh my god. the bagel was normal and i loved it. the orange was great. and hot choccy was normal and so good
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Help, it's almost midnight, and I'm crying about how much I miss the Sims 2 Exchange.
#i don't really need help i don't think#i'm just confronting the passage of time#and realizing how many of the people that defined my early experience in the community aren't here anymore#i miss di and spork and lucy#and toast and doc and candi#and gin and looloo#i don't think i ever even talked to them#i was a kid and i was intimidated#but i loved what they made so much#and i wish i'd said something but i was a kid and i didn't know there would be a time when it was too late#my heart hurts so much holy shit#i started writing because of the exchange#if everyone knew how much strangers loved them the world would be a better place#i'll be fine i'm just sick and i didn't get any sleep last night and i miss a time before crisp screenshots and ceilings#don't get me wrong it definitely had its problems but god#if you could see it when i saw it#just people making things#ai could fucking never
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I feel like Sampo likes to just hear his name. That and more than likely he’s the only one saying it in a way that isn’t annoyed/stunned/or annoyed.
#Voice of Toast;#god I love this man#this annoying fuck#look at those eyes HES NEVER HURT ANYONE IN HIS LIFE
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Bro the fucking senioritis
That's it that's the post
Senioritis
#anyways fuck algebra math is hard and i love food science#we made pancakes and french toast#but im never forgetting those godforsaken pork grilled cheese sandwiches#dear god#pyro screams to the abyss#oh yeah also fuck high school i hate (almost) everybody here
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help im back on my mc bullshit
#my art#my ocs#vispera#shes for heir to love and lies#also bcuz that story is very heavily latino i wasnt sure if i should do a full mc ??? but i ended up just having her be#adopted by the grandmother cuz im white and i didnt want to like. co-opt a culture#nd the mc is canonically a fish out of water in terms of the culture#i did make her a lil tanner than i usually do cuz honest to god the only reason im white is i dont go outside and i get bleached by#led computer light LOL you should see baby link mf was reaching ariana grande levels of tan age 6 .#when i actually go outside i tan super easy every summer id come back like Toast. now im allergic to the sun since becoming an irl vampire#and i just break out in hives though lmfao. but naturally i was very much so sunny child.#i think its cuz im german and my real grandmother maternal side told my mom about how when she was a child (in the 1930s rural indiana) the#nuns from the city were ''racist'' youll see quotes why bcuz my grandma and her family were farmers and relatively dark skinned (for white#ppl) and the nuns would call them the n word w a c like nickel but with an r cuz they were german and oh my GOD THEY WERE FUCKING NAZIS#WERENT THEY WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK#OKAY. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THAT.
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fried porkchop sandwich with green onion, spinach, and dijon mustard/mayo
#food#// food#i had to use the last of my pork so lo and behold....sandwich....i Want to be having this with chips but i finished those last night and im#not going out to buy more asldn#AND OH GOD THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE ONE I MADE YESTERDAY. IM A GENIUS AND GOD LOVES ME#we're all going to ignore how fucked up the bread looks though i tried to toast two slices at once in an itty bitty pan and it didnt work#very well-
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wait that’s what biscuits and gravy looks like?? girl nooooo
#i’m sure it tastes lovely but 0/10 on the presentation lads. sorry.#americans have been taking the piss out of british food being bland and beige for fucking ever#and you were eating stuff that looked like this the entire time?? if i see one more person say shit about beans on toast it is on SIGHT#/lh /lh preemptively for the love of god
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I know at least in my family steak & eggs is commonly done as breakfast using leftover steak from the night before that you just reheat in the pan while cooking the eggs.
Please STOP i'm getting nauseous
#/j#look man. i'm argentinian. i love steak.#i cannot fucking fathom having Breakfast Meat i'm sorry#meats are either lunch or dinner end of story!!!!!#HOW can you wake up and think 'hm. you know how i wanna start my day? a big fucking juicy steak' like how do you handle that#and with all that butter. plus eggs. god just have some toast man fucking hell#blue asks
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can't fucking believe vent is still down. where else am i gonna yell about being ill
#anyway it is Day Two and. i feel better in some ways but worse in others#had the worlds most disrupted night of sleep and now i'm coughing a lot more than yesterday and it sucks#but my throat feels less sore for sure. feels like my body is fighting this thing off super hard 💪💪💪💪 shame about the full body aching#and overall lack of energy. ooouugghhh and the lost voice of course. but this always fucking happens#i'm gonna have to pass on games night tonight if i'm still coughing a lot and/or still missing my voice#but aaaauugghhh the love of my friends will surely heal me like nothing else. unless they make me laugh and send me into a coughing fit#rambling#my god yeah thats one of the worst parts of being ill. cant watch anything that makes me laugh. im fucking dying of boredom here#sure there's other stuff to watch but no funnies and no video games when that's all i want rn. havent watched any more flapjack in DAYS#it's nowhere near as bad as covid so this is entirely unnecessary but i am once again getting thr urge to document my symptoms#with a god damn spreadsheet. but it's not as complex at all so eh.#i can't say too much about how much better i'm feeling just yet tbh bc i'm still back in bed hfkdhgkdh i can walk sure#but i need to go downstairs and make breakfast soon which is the REAL first hurdle#also the question of am i ready for toast again or do i need to stick to porridge just to be safe#not gonna lie. i didn't love the noodles i had yesterday so i'm wondering if i'll have the appetite for something else#i want a sandwich so fucking bad but i don't want to eat dry bread at the same time. aaauuggghhh#my sibling offered me a hot chocolate last night and i had to turn that down bc chocolate plus cold for me is a big no#but aaauugghhh a nice warm drink probably would’ve been rlly nice#i return once again to announce that got damn! i feel notivesbly better than i didn an hour ago and my voice is like 30% back!#which means that by tonight i might very well be at a functional enough level to hang out with friends after all#i can always dip if my energy levels tank again or whatever but like honestly hanging out with them is like. i need that#the last two days havent been great and i miss them and we have a lot to talk about so yeah i will do everything in my power#to be there tonight. but i will not force myself or push myself too far. bc i am the king of self care 💪💪💪#god sorry back again but. it continues to fascinate me how any kind of illness affects me in the same ways consistently regardless of what#kind of illness it is??? right now i have whats mainly a cough which is honestly rare for me when i get ill#it's usually more in the nose department and sometimes the throat but rarely the chest#and yet 9 out of 10 times i lose my voice. i Always struggle with low energy (altho thats a problem outside of being ill too jfdjgdhfhd)#have a hard time falling or staying asleep and i get nauseous if i sleep laying down enough#but also i am the king of hard and fast aka i get like 24 terrible hours and then recovery is super quick. i'll be back to 100% health in#less than a week. my poor fucking step dad has been in stage one for a WEEK it's really awful. but i have the power of youth on my side 💪
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Saw a cute picrew and went "teehee I could make the munchkin with this!"
I should not have made the munchkin. I am plagued by thoughts of the munchkin now.
#toast talks#Toast says 'oh no they don't have a baby and I'm not sure if they would have one!'#What Toast does: gives them a baby that STILL doesn't have a name but she's adorable and stares at almost everyone like 👁👁#It's fine I swear. She's just learning and is debating biting you or giving you a lumitoile.#Do not let her chubby cheeks and big eyes distract you from the fact that she is a dragon and is calculating in that little brain of hers.#Baby dragon bites HURT. She WILL bite you just to see how you will react if she deems it funny enough in her baby brain.#Smart enough to know not to bite. Bites certain people anyways because funny. Amused little tail wags cause what're you gonna do?#You gonna have beef with a baby???#Oh my fucking god I love her too much already I'm going back into hiding BYE#forgot to mention she is STILL non canon!! But I love and adore her all the same!
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There is no right or wrong there is only the way humans have always done things and the way humans are being forced to do things to feed an ever growing economy
#this reads like some fantasy we are the dragons slaves shit but its true#its literally so infuriating when i see girls on tiktok being like put mumbo fucking jumbo acid on your face for clear skin#NO#wash your face often eat a good diet stop starving yourself and you will see changes in you skin#you dont need a 40 minutes skincare routine anymore than you need to waste 2000 bucks on a face wash#for gods sake just use aloe vera#your ancestors did it for 1000s of years and didnt evolve to look like starving pencils#its just cheating you into hating yourself so youll waste money on useless products#like sure i understand wanting nice skin i love when my skin is soft#but you can achieve that with a blender and like... 3 cooking ingredience#IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT#yk?#its like that post about the toaster with settings for different kinds of bread#i can achieve the same effect with 5 minites a stove and a toasting fork#or this thing about replacing your phone every 10 months NO#STOP#do you know what youre doing to the environment#my dads been using the same phone for 6 years you do not need a new one annually its not a medical checkup#they even fucking stole hair care. just ask your grandma what she did for nice hair and shell say eggs or smth AND GUESS WHAT? they work!#eggs do wonders for your hair do not spend 800 bucks on shampoo thats 'just right' for waving curls or straight ringlets or whatever#its not worth it.#just dont.
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what if my coworkers like read their ticket and did what the ticket said to do. so my breakfast isn’t fucked up everyday 😐😐😐
#not the grown woman being literally the most incompetent one on the team#how are you older than my mother bro and you can’t do an 1/8th of what i’m doing#you’re ONE position. i’m literally doing four. can you toast my bagel right and give me my cream cheese for the love of GOD#canine honks#i need her to quit. so fucking bad
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10:20 pm and I am once again rotating Xiv in my brain how am I supposed to live like this
#do i have 20 minutes head start before the jrwi missionaries appear (lighthearted i love seeing the fish guy on my dash)#Xiv. god. GOD. im going to cry in the kitchen i am literally just tryijg to MAKE FUCKING TOAST
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