#godmom

[buggachat]

wait. is nathalie adrien's godmother

[bonefarm]

Something no one tells you about owning parrots is how much casual abuse will just end up on your social media feeds.

“We can’t handle this Macaw he’s a nightmare” and it is a picture of a WHOLE ASS ENTIRE MACAW in a 12x12 cage with nothing except one perch and then there’s a little “need what we paid $4000.00”

Four fuckin grand and you couldn’t give him - at the minimum - a decent cage and one toy?!?

[mjwatsun]

me 🤝🏼 @frekcles

always having familial based plots

[landfilloftrash]

look out, she’ll steal the breath right outta your chest

[twentysidednerd]

my man justin (the lizard i’ve been pet-sitting) goes home today and i am unreasonably paranoid that he got out of his terrarium somehow

there is feasibly no way he did and i know he’s just hiding real well in his leaves, but after i saw one of his crickets on my desk last night after having not seen him for a few hours, i got scared that he somehow got out after i fed him

which is. probably not true, this isn’t the first time i’ve gone a bit without seeing him but never THIS long. like i said, im 99.999% sure he’s still in there and is just doing the Lizard Thing of camouflage but anxiety brain go brrrr

[bluebirdcurse]

I love in Party Girl how the godmother is constantly deriding Mary as an airhead who could never handle a masters program and then like 10 minutes before the credits Mary casually mentions that she graduated from Columbia University 2, maybe 3, years ago

[fanaskher]

YALL

A guy I grew up with recently had a baby and they named their son Lawson… like

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Tfw your godmom says JK Rowling has some good points while your out with her today:

[madebysimblr]

Whitney: Well other than Gemma, it sounds like a good group of friends. Not a lot of dating happening though?

Sorella: You sound like Grandma Susanna. She's just as subtle asking about my dating life.

Whitney: [laughs] I was only asking about the group! But since you brought it up… Any secret dates happening?

Sorella: Nope. None. Not really interested in dating right now. For one, I want to be single when I get to the city, y'know?

Whitney: That's fair. But no crushes? Short term relationships?

Sorella: [siiiighs] I mean.. I have a crush on the guy who's playing the lead in the musical. But that's never going to go anywhere.

Whitney: Oh really? What's his name?

Sorella: Caleb. He's great, but his boyfriend thinks so too.

Whitney: [laughs] I see. No one else?

Sorella: [shrugs] Not really. I know that my friend Otis likes me- but I don't feel the same…. I've thought about just getting some firsts out of the way with him, but I don't think it'd be fair to him.

Whitney: I don't think there's a need to rush into those firsts. Just curious?

Sorella: A little. Not enough to try anything yet though. I've got enough to worry about.

Whitney: That is true, like what you're wearing tonight. Found some options?

Sorella: Think so.

[slautertm]

👫 PLEASE

i think there's a post!nerdy prudes timeline out there where steph knew emma pre them becoming practically sister in laws in a snap ( perhaps steph worked at beanies for quick cash right after nerdy prudes? or maybe she asks emma for a job with the BussinessTM but ANYHOW ) and one late, middle of the night she calls emma and spills everything that happened that night ( not about the max murder. but you know about the being chased and almost killed by 'something' and the summoning and the Gun. and all that fun stuff ) and i am so sorry to emma if she sounds insane but girl is going through it and feels like she's got no one else to talk about it to so that person so uh... have fun emma please believe her.

on a much lighter note, any time that steph stays at the farmhouse, she asks emma if she can help with the potfarm, generally because she wants to do something to thank her for letting her stay as often as she does, but also because she generally has interest and thinks it's cool as shit.

whenever she has big life news, the very first person she goes to ( usually before pete/ her partner ) is in fact emma. does not matter how big or how small said life update is, good or bad, she goes to emma and emma hears it first.

because i am thinking about zombies / dawn of the dead au : emma is the first person that steph really opens up to about her fears and worries and wondering about the world that was to emma, the good and the bad, and very much so is the first person she completely trusts out of their group.

gotta end with this, emma is steph's maid of honor thank you.

[nancythebisexualslutwheeler]

But truly my best tumblr friend @bitchinsinclair and my spouse @veganmikehanlon being study buddies 1,000 some miles apart…. It’s giving… Black People are Magic.

[menlove]

time is so cyclical it's funny almost exactly 4 years ago I was at my sister's wedding w my ex and the day was so wildly stressful and hectic and the day ended w me deciding I needed to break up with them and then today I got to go to my boyfriend's parents' wedding w him and it was actually such a blast

[salad-of-potatoes]

Thinking about Becca Barnes being Peggy’s assistant

After her brothers passing away, she tries to stay safe the best she can. The last thing she wants to do is have their parents- both her mom, dad, and aunt Sarah- grieve another child.

She gets offered basic training but Bec declines, just needing a simple office job. It doesn’t matter what she wanted, this was safe.

It’s nice to get out of the house with a full time job. Seeing Jimmy’s old sciencey-stuff around the house is just depressing.

Peggy dropping off her godson for Becca to watch from time to time, and they get along great. He’s a lonely kid- but so smart and so bright. He doesn’t know much about socializing, and it’s nice to teach him things.

And soon Bucky’s old stuff has a new owner.

[thisisntthegeorgeyourelookingfor]

Grandma turned 90.

[ace-and-ranty]

No but seriously. I recently did a big revamp of my wardrobe and I only bought warm weather clothing, because:

A) It is never cold in this city anymore

B) It is cold so rarely to begin with, all my sweaters were still in great shape. But my tank tops were all falling apart.

[blackerthings]

happy Mother's Day to any moms out there!