#goobie snoobery

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Wanted to draw @chloesimaginationthings Michael cause silly (some colors arnt accurate bc of the fact I'm using paint markers and can't find exact colors)

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Mike: I barely have any crimes I've committed.... I am an accessory to many murders tho...

Movie Vanessa: Mike... I am a cop

Mike: if you're not going to arrest Michael you're not going to arrest me

Vanessa: welp you do have a point

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Michael tries to be the funniest person in the room because he says "if I can't die might as well be funny" and he will make jokes that end up sounding like he's trauma dumping but he thinks it's the funniest thing ever

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Michael has no idea what personal space is when it comes to close friends (mainly the gang) and will absolutely fall asleep with his head in someone's lap and it slightly weirds out Ethan bc Ethan is so new to the gang but Micheal still does to same things he does to everyone else to Ethan but that's mainly bc they were coworkers before Ethan joined... Michael is the gangs little brother/son that acts like a cat needing attention

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I made my own Castiel cardboard cutout

He will be my guardian angel =3

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Before Michael died he survived off of copious amounts of alcohol and microwave meals most people that know that are surprised he survived that long enough to die from the scooper

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When Michael was younger he would constantly take care of his siblings due to William abandoning them for weeks on end and would forfit his own food so that Evan and Elizabeth could be full before bed he would also ditch his friends to go take care of Evan and Elizabeth because he knew no one else was taking care of them unless he had gone to Henry but he'd still rush home after school to make sure they got home safely

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When Michael first died Henry had to help him go literally anywhere because moving was hard in general for him but after enough times of Michael trying to move somewhere in his house and falling Henry got some walkie talkies so Michael could just use one to be like "hey I need to move to a different room can you help" but Michael rarely used it for that and just used it to have Henry help him up from falling but it's funny how now Michael is beating the shit out of people in heels

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If Michael were to meet his younger self he would hug his young self and then take him on the best day he could manage to give his younger self (totally not planning a drawing based on this... I am very much drawing something based on this once I get out of classes)

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Me when my teacher says the pictures don't have to be related to science:

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Michael likes to try and eat things that look vaguely like food and everyone he know has to be on the lookout for him trying to eat shit like aquarium gravel it's like trying to stop a cat from eating something (they all just pick him up and carry him like a laptop under their arm or something)

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Teen Michael never actually bullied Evan at home only with his friends and it only actually started after Elizabeth went missing, he would usually come home to Evan and say sorry for whatever happened that day. Michael was also a huge nerd and read a lot of books about robots and stuff and when Fredrick (Freddy bully) came up with the idea to put Evan into freadbears mouth Jeremy and Simon protested and Michael said something about the bite force of an animatronic (Henry told William to put in some safety precautions in place just in case but he never did) but Fredrick called them pussys and Michael reluctantly agreed assuming Henry put stuff in place for a situation like this (if William wasn't a dick there would be) and they obviously accidentally kill Evan and the only time William has ever told any of his children he's proud of them was while Michael was sobbing over Evans body and from that day William stopped hitting Michael.

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Michael keeps up with most current humor specifically so that he can stay relivent and make friends but sometimes he slips up and shows that he's born in 1968 with some random bit of humor he picked up on when he was a teen (once he realizes he ends up cringing at himself and stands there in defeat)

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I did some math and Michael would be gen X... He'd probably laugh at those "gen X RISE" videos and then remember that's his generation (he's got my humor so he'd act like he's gen Z but he's gen X 😭)

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Peter: Micheal bud you're gonna be fine

Michael: BUT WHAT IF WE CRASHHHHHH

Peter: Michael last time your anxiety was this bad you screamed, curled up in a ball on the floor, started crying and yelling something about people trying to hurt you all because someone said hi to you

Michael: WE HAD JUST GOTTEN DONE FIGHTING SOME VILLIAN!!!!

Peter: Jesus I didn't realize your anxiety could get this bad for something so mundane...

Ethan: the jokes on you for thinking he couldn't find a way to be scared of this... I mean car crashes do happen so he's not exactly far off from reality...

Peter: ... Next time we do this I'm finding a way to sedate him holy shit

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Random shit about the employees plus eveline (I have to put the others in a separate post)