#good minecraft servers

[fluffypotatey]

okay so:

the year is 2021. the month is june. the new season of hermitcraft, season 8, has just started, and everything is great! the hermits are all messing around, having fun, building insane things within the first week of the server being active, and generally having a good time. everyone's collected themselves into little factions, pranking each other, and it's all the fun, lighthearted, mostly-vanilla content hermitcraft is known for.

and then the split between minecraft versions 1.18 and 1.19 is announced. the delay of new terrain, and especially of new mobs like the warden, considerably disrupt several of the hermits' plans. but it's fine, they'll figure something out, they're professionals, and it mostly goes unnoticed.

about two weeks later, on november 9th, grian turns to mumbo jumbo in one of his episodes, and asks the famous question that would seal hermitcraft season 8's fate:

"mumbo, is the moon... big?"

suddenly, the fans panic. they search back through videos and streams, and realize that the moon had been abnormally large and stuck in a full-moon phase since october 30th. the Moon Big event has begun.

this is where the roleplay really starts. once the moon's size has been brought up, the hermits start a weird combination of scrambling to figure out why the moon's growing, and how to stop it- but also of ignoring it, hoping it won't be a problem, hoping someone else will deal with it. the moon keeps getting bigger, more hermits start realizing it's going on, and a creeping sense of dread starts to grow. but it's fine. it's fine, right? they do little plotlines like this all the time. they'll figure something out, the moon will go back to normal, and we'll laugh about it when this is all over. it's fine.

and then, blocks start flying away. just floating up out of the ground, and falling right back down! like for a moment, a square meter chunk of dirt has decided it's a ballerina and leaped out of the ground! but it's fine, right? the blocks are coming back. no lasting harm is done. they're going to fix it all... right?

the moon gets bigger. it's growing every day- local hermit weirdguy joe hills measures it every stream. the blocks start flying higher. gravity starts getting... weird, with players getting the slow falling effect at random, and being lifted off of the earth themselves. the players form cults and rituals and whatnot to try and appease the moon, convince it to leave them alone, making plans to escape. nothing works. things keep getting worse, and the moon keeps getting bigger. but it'll be fine. these storylines never leave lasting harm, or at least they never have before. they'll be fine.

and then the blocks stop coming back, just floating into the sky forever. the players have the slow falling effect more than they don't now. the moon is now so big it's visible even during the day, and fills the entire sky at night. they start planning their escapes in earnest, and say their goodbyes. some hermits jump into a void hole in the overworld (it was the centerpiece of their village). some flee to the End, some to the nether, some just fly with elytras and hope they can get far enough away in time. one brave hermit, tango, flies himself to the moon in a futile attempt to blow the whole thing up before it can crash.

but in the end, the moon crashes into the server, and everything they'd built was destroyed. and the whole time, there'd been nothing any of them could've done. season eight was over, a full six months before anyone had expected it to end, and season nine wouldn't start until about three months later. and im still not okay about it.

(here's a cool animatic of the moon's crash! honestly i dont think you need too much hermitcraft knowledge to get the gist)

(also the moon crash happened on the day before my birthday lmao.)

….

holy shit

[lucy-the-pirate]

do you like my minecraft horse? her name is worse but pronounced in such a way that it rhymes with horse

[rainbowchaox]

This has been said before but it’s so funny being a Philza main during the whole Qsmp egg event beacuse Philza really got bitch slapped by the parental Instincts so much that he legit left his bed at 3 just to care for a block game egg son.

Like at the start Missa and him were all like chayanne gonna be the best and he is the best and everyone is screaming in the background. The fact that they gave chayanne a sword first thing as parents and whoever plays chayanne immediately deciding ah yes this will be a core trait of me.

The fact that like Philza like every second calls chayanne the best and his son and good job whenever at times chayanne does something. (I swear chayanne could just breathe at this point and Philza would be like UUUUUUUEEE good job). But at the same time training his son to be as much a menace as he can.

The fact that Philza posted that thing on Twitter which if you just blocked out his name would fit perfectly in someone blog here. And Philza immediately looking at tasks and is like I can do more. And makes a whole video game basement and like decides to make his son house a atomic bunker like you do. Gotta love me overprotective dad (well it’s more protective dad because slime showed him it was good)

Like it’s so domestic and cute (still can’t believe that Philza really decided to rp being a husband while his irl wife laughs in the back ground) and both Missa and Philza are so ducking attached.

Then you check out someone else’s stream and it’s CHILD NEGLECT and WARCRIMES and DANGER and OOO DAD CHEATED And it’s like such a whiplash. I love it.

[quirkedupfandom]

Q!PHIL SAYING, AND I QUOTE "It's nice having a lot of stuff" and things on the last vod, and also just being all weird about getting new stuff from *supposedly the federation* (cough ender king cough cough)

Combine this with how much he used to say he doesn't value material wealth and family always comes before anything. Heck, he even BURNS the feds money like 10 minutes ago before going right back into this weird new hoarding mode.

And the fact that his whole philosophy of not getting too attached to worldly possesions is something he kinda passed onto Tallulah and Chayanne, and THEY NOTICED HIS ODD BEHAVIOUR.

LIKE. THEY KNOW!!! q!phil was able to pick up when something was off when the codes were imitating them, and the kids know him Just As Well. They can tell somethings up and i'm SADD

Because it was q!phil who was sad that Chayanne and Tallulah were thrown into battle and not able to just enjoy themselves. So what do they do when it's their own parent who's now needing saved. Their rock. The constant support in their life. I'm SO scared that this is going to result in a fight or something between them.

Edit: LOOK AT THIS CLIP. WATCH THIS. TALLULAH KNOWS!!!

Anyway yeah normal fun times on the QSMP amiright hahaha...

[its-coda]

Bonding time!!

[doink-boink]

BEST MINER

[vehemourn]

found

[ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2]

Are you a fan of Hermitcraft, TCG or Minecraft Survival Multiplayer?

Join our java minecraft server where you can build a powerful TCG deck by playing with other HCTCG fans! Find out how to join here: discord.gg/creocards

[tommie-exe]

!CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE! RAHH I HAVE WORDS TO SAY!!!!!

Now that i have captured your attention…..

Would anyone wanna join a minecraft smp heavily based off of phighting!!!

on my hands an dknees begging because i love it so much but dont have many other people to play with most times-

its super fun we play as kindof our own versions of phighters who have their sorta own things going on away from canon sorta like an au ^_^ we also have particle effects for those who want them (have to be related to character somehow) and pro and con potion effects that we place on you (also related to character and you get to negotiateit with us) !!

(quick note its vanilla minecraft 1.20.4 java)

im gonna attach some images which might be a lil old but just for funsies to show off our lil smp

photos from me (subspace) and friends (Banhammer & Katana)

[cable-salamder]

My interest that was called cringe back in 2021 getting a sort of revival on a lot of social media platforms is not what I had on my 2024 bingo card but here we are

[the4bestgame-blog]

Do you guys think the Undersiders would play minecraft? Like I'm imagining one day Alec playing the funny block game on the TV and Taylor going into an internal monolog about the old minecraft world she and Emma used to play on.

[butterflieswhisper]

going to my minecraft job acceptance meeting and then looking at the time and realizing i was supposed to be at a Real Life Actual Meeting 15 minutes ago . whoops

[qsmp-a1-updates]

I may be being a little ambitious here with the limited time I have available, but I wanted to propose something.

Would people be interested in a semi-small QSMP Tumblr Discord server? With some orientation toward the A1 project but also just Qsmpblr people in general.

I've heard people talking about how much they love the QSMP Tumblr community, talking about how they want to get to know each other better, and maybe even set up a Minecraft server at some point, and I think having a discord server where people can talk to each other easier and faster might be useful for that?

Depending how crowded this gets (I doubt it'll get too big but I've been surprised before) I may need some extra mods to help me out with organizing it, since I'm honestly very busy most of the day, but we'll cross that bridge when we get to it.

This would be available to any QSMP fan on Tumblr, but also there is a reason I'm posting it here and not on my main. For people who are part of the A1 Adoption Project, I did have an idea for a special guest who can join us on the server :) It's available for everyone but absolutely I have A1-related plans here.

The only requirements I would have for joining the server is don't be excessively argumentative, negative, or inappropriate, and I'll probably make people have to message or ask me to send the link so it's harder for trolls to get in.

If you would join this server, please let me know. I don't want to make it and then nobody join, so if I don't get much visible response, I probably just won't make it.

[fr0gleggs]

SOOOO normal about the convex (read: cubscar) AU that exists in my mind and only my mind. because i will never write it because I literally don't know how to make it be in character. (someone please ask me about it im begging you i need to explain my thoughts to someone.)

[salemoleander]

Descended on by horde of zombies, killed, flew back with my newly-constructed emergency kit, died AGAIN to my own sword

This is what I get for naming it that, I guess

[themintman]

yall y'all y'all I always forget that like. I post public art. On a public account. Like I don't realise that people actually SEE my art or think about it or whatever. Bbut. My GOODNESS. this month I have seen my art in the wilderness and I AM. TERRIFIED???? HELLO???? PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT MY PUBLIC ACCOUNT????? it's so scary goodness me. ANYWAYS KNOW THAT IF YOUVE REFRENCED MY ART AT ALL I DO KNOW. I HAVE SEEN IT AND I AM PROBABLY FREAKIG THE FUCK OUT GOODNESS ME. IM JUST TOO SCARED TO RESPOND BEYOND LIKE. A LIL EMOJI REACTION. HHH