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[ENG SUB] Joker Out at Radio Antena (18.07.2024)

Jan, Kris, Nace and Jure were interviewed by a radio host Jaka Peterka for Radio Antena. They talked about who needs to retake their driver's license exam, Kiki, the PR genius and what it takes to cross the pond.

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Transcription by a member of JokerOutSubs, translation by drumbeat and @chaosofsmarty, proofread by ‪@flowerlotus8‬, subtitles by a member of JokerOutSubs

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And in the studio, the boys who, in the last year, visited more countries through concerts, than I've ever been to on Google Maps. They hold the title for the most streamed song in Slovenia ever, Carpe Diem. They've sold out Stožice, this year we can see them all across Europe on their summer tour. Jan, Kris, Jure and Nace from Joker Out, Good morning!

All: Good morning!

Wait, is Bojan sick, or what's happened?

Kris: Bojan is missing, he wasn't feeling well. And we've got a concert this weekend and… So he had to…

He has to rest a bit.

Kris: Yes.

Have you brought anything?

Jure: A good mood.

Kris: A new song.

A new song, that's true, because we'll hear it later. And this time in Croatian.

A ja samo čekam i žudim

But I'm just waiting for and craving

Za trenutkom kad ćeš zvati

The moment when you'll call

Da ti kažem da za tobom plače.

To tell you that, because of you, my heart cries,

Kris: What?

tuguje i pati

grieves and suffers

We'll hear it later, we'll also find out where you'll be in the upcoming days, or on your summer European tour. And we'll also find out why and which of these boys, here in the studio, should attend a safe driving training.

We'll check. Hey I'll just start with the question, which one of you recently "enhanced their car a bit", in quotation marks, somewhere near here?

Nace: That was me.

That was you, Nace?

Nace: That was me, yes.

Really? What happened?

Nace: Someone bumped into me in a parking lot.

Really in a parking lot? Ah, okay.

Jure: No, it's understandable then.

Nace: I don't need to do a safe driving training here.

No, no, then you really don't.

Kris: Safe parking training.

Nace: Take that back.

Take it back? Alright, so be it. Hey, it's a minute past nine, Jaka Peterka with you on Antena. And the boys, who this year have concerts all over Europe, at all the biggest festivals. Joker Out, without Bojči here, because he got sick. We'll also hear your new single later, 'Šta bih ja', the boys have told me, isn't in Croatian, but in Serbian, right?

Nace: Correct.

Kris: Yes.

But first of all, a small thing, like we're used to at Antena, "Who's most likely to". Pay attention. Who's most likely to have to redo their driving licence courses?

Jure: Jan.

Jan?

Jan: I mean, Nace here has a scratch on his car, so I don't know.

Nace: I mean, yours has also undergone repairs.

Jure: Yours also isn't much better.

Who's most likely to be the most successful at their job, if Joker Out didn't exist?

Kris: Jure would be quite successful at his job as a cameraman. Of course.

What, as a cameraman?

Jure: Yeah, I was a cinematographer.

Really?

Jure: For RTV.

Ah, alright, so the rest of you…

Kris: I mean, I'd be successful, but I don't think I'd be happy.

Jan: The rest of us haven't even had jobs yet.

Okay, moving on. Who's most likely to get married first?

Jure: Bojan.

Bojan?

Jan: Bojan.

Okay. Who's most likely to arrive late to a concert or on stage?

All: Jan.

Jan? Jan!

Jan: Again, Kris was late today, almost.

They were quite on time, I've got to give them praise for that. Who's most likely to go to bed immediately after a concert?

Jure: Kris.

Jan: Kris and Nace.

Kris: Bojči.

Nace, your age is showing, right?

Nace: It would be Kris and I, we go to bed at a similar time.

Jan: Kris and Nace.

Jure: And watch a movie together, eh?

4 minutes past 9, joining me… Jan, stop turning the computer on, you won't be playing games.

Jan: We did the last time.

There's still a Slovenian band on the Antena radio, which, on the one hand, has long ceased to be just that, given that we can see them next to the biggest artists all over Europe. For example, at the recent Exit Festival they performed right before the Black Eyed Peas. Joker Out, good morning again. Now, despite the fact that you have a massive fanbase all over Europe, you still stick pretty much to the Slovene language and some Croatian or Serbian as well. How come?

Kris: Yes, we feel like working in the language that comes naturally. I mean, it just depends on how things turn out, it mostly depends on Bojči, and the language he can feel the lyrics in. At that moment, we felt like making a Serbian song on the upcoming album there will be a couple of those as well as Slovenian.

That's awesome.

Kris: So it comes naturally. In English, we've already done a few, and we will do some more.

Well, because five days ago you released a brand new single, 'Šta bih ja'.

A ja samo čekam i žudim

But I'm just waiting for and craving

Za trenutkom kad ćeš zvati

The moment when you'll call

Da ti kažem da za tobom plače.

To tell you that, because of you, my heart cries,

Yes, well, I have to say that I find it interesting that they have… Even before it was released, there were people singing it at your concerts. I mean, all over Europe, right. How come? What, you already had it on your setlist? Nace?

tuguje i pati

grieves and suffers

Nace: Probably because for the whole tour what, in March we've been playing it and that's how they would have picked it up.

Jure: And we have one great story about when…

Nace: Yeah, basically, on the first concert of this tour, right, Bojan didn't know the exact lyrics exactly yet and he gave our roadie, Kiki, the lyrics on A4 format paper, it was just…

Kris: The chorus.

Nace: The chorus, yes. And he's like, "Did you manage to hang it?" "I did, I did." And then, just like that, when Bojan comes on stage, we start the song, and the lyrics, he can't find them. "Kiki, where are the lyrics?" "What? On the monitor!" But he hung it for people to read. Not for him. And basically, the fans all thought that this was some kind of a PR stunt. That we'd done it on purpose.

That was good fun.

Nace: It turned out great. Yeah, awesome.

And then what, people have been posting it on YouTube probably.

Nace: They took pictures.

Kris: Yes, yes, yes.

Damn, that's nice. Now we can see you all over Europe until the middle of August, this Saturday in Germany, actually, at the Deichbrand festival, if I've got that right. But do you know what I was wondering about? At the moment, in fact, you're crushing it in Europe. Are you tempted to hop across the pond?

Kris: Yes.

Any plans, actually, well?

Kris: Yeah, there are no really definite plans, because it is very difficult to travel across the pond. Mostly because for one single concert you need to get a full visa for a whole year, so…

Is that so?

Kris: Yes, and it's very hard to justify the expenses. We have to give it some thought, on how to approach this, so it makes sense. But yes, we do, and we know we have some fans in New York and Toronto, so we could also play something there.

Cool. What about, let's say, our parts? Slovenia maybe? I mean, you've already been, I know, this year to Ptuj, right? But, are there more plans for this year or maybe…?

Jan: There are also plans to see you again on local stages, yes.

This year?

Jan: This year.

Jure: This year, after the release of the album.

After the release, nice. And the album's coming out…?

Jure: September, October, if all goes well.

Okay, fingers crossed. Anyway, you can hear Joker Out and 'Šta bih ja', on Antena right now. Guys, thank you for coming.

All: Thank you.

I believe we might see each other very quickly even in the prime time on Rock am Ring. Or somewhere similar. Fingers crossed, well, mostly so that… Thank you for coming, say hello to Bojči. And this is Joker Out with 'Šta bih ja'.

#joker out #jokeroutsubs #kris guštin #jan peteh #nace jordan #jure maček #Youtube

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hotvintagepoll · 5 months

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hi! assuming lauren bacall makes it to the next round, can you switch out the cigarette photo for this one? thanks!

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For me that link opens up to a google page of all the images of Lauren Bacall in To Have Or Have Not. Can you send me a more specific pic?

*I still might not change the picture, but I try to honor these requests when I can

#asks #lauren bacall

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bluepoodle7 · 1 year

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#Househuntedgame #MaisonTalo #3DModel #VRoidHub #StuffIRandomlyFind

Randomly found this anime looking model of Maison Talo.

It looks well made and gives me N64DD model vibes.

Image not mine but link is there.

Maison Talo / Maison Talo - VRoid Hub

Yeah the model is gone.

This model's pose was just like the image but you can move him around while he had a light breathing animation while he blinks his eye.

He did move a little but his lure cord didn't.

There wasn't any noise coming from this model or the background.

Another image of the Maison Talo model and I think this was from the creator's account.

I really like this model.

Image not mine but link is there.

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But these John Doe fan chicks are here.

Images not mine but links are there.

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Mari / Mari - VRoid Hub

Found a new Maison Talo VRoid Hub Models for Maison Talo on google images when checking Maison Talo.

Images not mine but these are the changed model images.

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Maison Talo - VRoid Hub

#Househuntedgame #Maison Talo #3D Model #V Roid Hub #Stuff I Randomly Find

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doyouknowthisdccharacter · 4 months

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How to get image URLs

Hi all, your friendly mod Kate here! Every once in a while we get people who don't know how best to send images with their submissions, so hopefully this guide helps you out. It covers getting the url using a mouse, and has examples of what to avoid and why.

Since Google Forms don't allow anonymous image uploads, the image must already be on the web with a url that anyone can access. If you are using a search engine, be sure to go to the site your image is from before you do the next steps. If you do this just from a search results page, the url won't be quite right!

Getting the URL

The best way to get the url is to view it on web so you can right click on the image. From the menu, choose "Copy image address".

[ID: Screenshot from a wikipedia page of Metron with the right click menu open and an arrow pointing to "Copy image address". /END]

Alternatively you can choose "Open image in new tab", then copy the url from the browser's search bar.

[ID: The same screenshot as above, but with the arrow pointing to "Open image in new tab". /END]

[ID: Cropped screenshot of the image opened in a new tab with an arrow pointing to the browser's url bar. /END]

Things to Avoid

When we get unusable image urls, there are three main reasons:

The image is not publicly accessible.

The url is not for an image.

The image is no longer available.

Examples of Issue #1

Images from Google Drive that don't have link sharing on

Images that you have to sign in to see

Examples of Issue #2

This link is to a Google search results page. I can't tell which image someone intended to use.

https://www.google.com/search?q=metron+dc+comics&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS911US911&oq=metron+&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqDggAEEUYJxg7GIAEGIoFMg4IABBFGCcYOxiABBiKBTIGCAEQRRg7Mg4IAhBFGCcYOxiABBiKBTIGCAMQRRg8MgYIBBBFGEEyBggFEEUYPDIGCAYQRRhBMgYIBxBFGEGoAgCwAgE&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

[ID: Screenshot of a Google search results page for query "metron dc comics". /END]

This link is to the Google Image search results page. Once again, I don't know which one to use.

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[ID: Screenshot of a Google Image search results page for query "metron dc comics". /END]

This link appears to be from a different search engine called Startpage, where a wiki image had been selected. This is a case where right clicking and choosing "Copy image link" or "Open image in new tab" is not going to work. It is better to go to the page where the image is actually from, and then getting the image url from there. Interestingly, you can see that part of the link contains something that looks similar to this https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/images/a/a5/Dawnallen.jpg, which is a real image url, but it took me quite a while to figure that out, and I'm not going to be able to do that every time.

https://www.startpage.com/av/proxy-image?piurl=https%3A%2F%2Fvignette.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fmarvel_dc%2Fimages%2Fa%2Fa5%2FDawnallen.jpg%2Frevision%2Flatest%2Fscale-to-width-down%2F292%3Fcb%3D20141119200128&sp=1716665195T3f28a643c60d90c333200b2b00010330c9bd2d886952cfba77583da3e859b911

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Examples of Issue #3

This link was valid at the time it was submitted, but Discord links are temporary, so now the image is gone.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/927416037027221524/1154255413148143766/Batman_1940_Issue_148_-_Read_Batman_1940_Issue_148_comic_online_in_high_quality2.jpg?ex=6583ae9f&is=6571399f&hm=6faed65d8bb4b81826980470b397632d2ee00f7b6cffcc4320767bdaf7863cd4&

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This link from Facebook has expired. The image probably still exists, but Facebook uses a CDN that makes temporary urls for content. These expire quickly.

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/118003141_10157715190051242_806076112121497002_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=7f8c78&_nc_ohc=aGCMuhwSkFQAX-qpqh1&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=00_AfCWUrtuC3X0qmogIEQMzOb5xdKOp9hwpxJjj4f3v5WQJA&oe=65CA7A60

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saramalinovic · 8 months

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ISCon Conference

Activity description: ISCon Conference

Type of activity: Creativity,Service

Duration: 7-9.12.2023.

Learning Outcomes

1. Identify own strengths and develop areas for growth

2. Demonstrate that challenges have been undertaken, developing new skills in the process

3. Show commitment to and perseverance in CAS experiences

Activity description:

Attending an scientific conference

Reflection:

‘ISCon’ is an international scientific conference organized by UG ‘ATTEND IT’ and the Union of Students of the Faculty of Electrical Engineering. ISCon is a regional conference that gathers over 500 participants from different parts of BiH, Serbia, Croatia, Montenegro, Macedonia, Germany, Austria and Hungary. I had the opportunity to listen and talk with many experts from the IT sector. I learned many things that I hope will help me in my further education. I also had the opportunity to talk with representatives of various companies that offer internships, scholarships and mentorships to students in the IT sector. The lectures that I would single out are the lectures of the engineer who worked at Google and the engineer who created ‘Slagalica’.

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sunb0rn · 2 years

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progress sa pag intindi ng ilang commands hanggang sa umabot sa filters.

after ng 2 sample filter pumapalpak na yung isa kaya di na ako makaproceed. kahapon ng hapon hanggang kanina ko inaral with krishna, yung discrepancies pero di namin talaga makuha san galing.

nag back-up na din si jj at krishna pero bilang pareparehas kaming walang IT background, alam namin na si joven lang makkatulong pero ayaw na din namin syang istorbohin unless sya ang mangamusta.

jj: eto nalang mapapayo ko sayo charm, kalimutan mo na ang profession mo. mag aral ka ng IT ngayon.

me: 🥴🥴

nung isang araw inaawitan ko nanaman management na ipagtraining ako; ngayon, kahit nakaka bobo takbo nalang sa google at baka may mahanap na sagot sa forums or whatevs.

sariling sikap bih.

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homeosloven · 2 years

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Today in learned that there's a bar in Tirana dedicated to Tanja Fajon :| here's the transcript from Facebook:

The Balkan myth is busted: There is actually a bar named after and dedicated to Tanja Fajon.

I read about it many times, but it always seemed to be more of a myth. Fajon, as a member of the EP, is said to be responsible for the abolition of visas for citizens of BiH and Albania in 2010. At that time, there was a whole Fajon-mania in the Balkans, at football matches between BiH and Albania, the whole stadium was said to shout "Fajon, Fajon". And one local announced, among other things, that he would dedicate a bar to her, in which at that time, the debate in the European Parliament was watched en masse, similar to a football match.

It seemed to me that it was just a story that was born as an idea, and then it was repeated as an illustration of the times, especially since there were never any photos.

Well. I'm in Tirana now and I googled Bar Fajon as a joke but I found some directions.

We wander for an hour and a half, not in the most respectable part of the city, most of the streets are not well marked anyway.

Almost desperate, already looking towards home, when at the end of a row of small shops and stalls we see the sign: FAJON.

Bar Fajon exists!

Inside there are a lot of photos and even paintings of Tanja Fajon, although the paintings are made in a similar naive style to the paintings of Mother Teresa, which are a frequent decoration of public spaces in this part of the Balkans.

To my great joy, Fajon is a real 'tavern' with a colorful group of locals, who at first looked at us very suspiciously.

At least there is nothing "European" either; although smoking is prohibited indoors in Albania and is fairly strictly enforced. But not in Fajon.

We had a problem because of the language, but then we were saved by a 90-year-old lady who lives above the Fajon bar and grew up in Sarajevo until 1946 (!). Out of enthusiasm, she played the song Jugoslovenka by Lepa Brena, the owner came and free drinks began to fall rapidly.

Although I am not sure that they know exactly where Slovenia is, in addition to the iconography of Tanja Fajon, there are also large Budapest wallpapers as another motif of the Fajon bar.

But it could be a protest gesture against the Orbanization of Slovenia. I do not know.

#slovenia #diary of a gay slav

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gordontheengineswifenirmal · 2 months

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Ok folks, here’s something a bit different for ya. Let’s first throw this oldie but goodie up there as mood music -

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Ok now that we got THAT going on…..so y’know how there r folks who get weirded out by me notty train stuff? Right then. I can top that. None of what is in the following links are mine (and make sure u click the related links in the Google image search if ur really brave)….

Let me also preface this by saying this really is t my sort of thing. Also, I normally don’t promote/condone/whatever naked/sexualised female bodies. This, however, is sooooooooo goddamn hilariously ridiculous I couldn’t resist. Do a wee tad exercise - copy n paste the links urself. I want u to enjoy the surprise. lol

**THIS SHITE IS SO BLOODY DEMENTED, I COULDN’T FIND HASTAGS THAT ACCURATELY DESCRIBE IT. IM SNORTING RIGHT NOW.**

I’ll give u a hint. It’s more demented than

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I will also provide you some complimentary eye bleach for when you finish. You may, at this point, decide that is enough internet….forever. I get it. This folks, is the world. Enjoy it lol

And here’s the eyebleach….

#airplane #wtf is going on #wtf is this #seriously wtf #welcome to my twisted mind #not enough clothes #cats #cute cats #Youtube

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the-firebird69 · 3 months

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Russ Ballard voices - Google Search

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And is rust valid voices and he saved me from Trump in the woods of Stowe Russ Ballard and really I will and my nephew does too and we have to help him we think that Trump shot him

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“Ask just about any rando out there and they wouldn’t find GTGT hideous”. Jared is always on top of fashion trends and quite honestly, Asian models are IT so trying one on for size doesn’t really surprise me. But even the supposedly most popular or best Asian models aren’t really “pretty” to my “Western World” taste. As for TTT compared to these “Best of” Asian models, she is far better looking than a lot of them. A few things she doesn’t have though are a good neutral expression (she always looks bored or angry), interesting poses or a decent runway walk. At least some of those are probably why she isn’t used much for live couture or high fashion campaigns. She does have great hair, good lips and a decent torso. Probably something else good since she piqued JL’s interest once or twice upon a time but that’s another topic entirely. 🤭

https://www.google.com/search?q=high%20fashion%20asian%20models&hl=en-us&udm=2&sa=X&ved=0CBwQtI8BKABqFwoTCPiP-fzdjYUDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAz&biw=342&bih=644&dpr=3#vhid=4x-5gOkjFSanmM&vssid=mosaic

(Select VISIT at the first article after opening the link)

I wouldn't choose Asian models over Caucasians either but that's just a preference really. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Besides, we all know JL is going to "end up" with a Caucasian at some point anyway. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Jiapeng's Artist's Statement for the Final Project: An outsider, an insider

I did this project at Brooklyn International High School, recording one of my most unforgettable memories in New York. I went to BIHS every Thursday as a volunteer teacher. All of the students here are international. Some of them are immigrants, some of them follow family here, some of them are even refugees. A shared aspect among them is the enduring and vivid impression left by their motherland. One of the most apparent manifestations is language. In the English class with class O, I worked with a group of grade ten students coming from Yemen, Uzbekistan, China, and North Africa, where I confronted the impact brought forth by language, deeply sensing their bewilderment and loss.

For the first few weeks, the students always seemed to have a mask on their faces. They were solemn, frowning, or expressionless; I could not see the emotions of high school students in my memory. I was exerting my utmost effort to convey my goodwill, letting them know that, I’m here for you. It is definitely not easy to adapt to a new life, especially when they are so far away from their hometown, and even language becomes a barrier. I understand the feeling. However, when I explained to them, and they raised their hands to speak at my encouragement, I saw their smile. The girl, Fatima, asked me, “Miss, will you come tomorrow?” I can feel that there is something, maybe warm, gentle, or colorful, gradually being established between us. I want to record it, making part of it visible.

Photography is an art, yet it also encounters very practical challenges. For BIHS, protecting the students is always the priority. During the negotiation with the principal, there was a slight misunderstanding. In moments of particular distress, I received an email from the English teacher. “It has been an honor to have you with us, and your dedication and sense of purpose are so clear to me.” She said that she believed I as an artist, must have something to say, and she wants me to get her support. I truly did. At that moment, courage, energy, love, and hope converged into a complete circle at BIHS. We bestowed upon each other, and I felt genuinely becoming a part of it.

On December 7th, Thursday, I spent a whole day at BIHS. I was tutoring, while also enjoying being a student here. The Chinese girl Baoyu waited for me at the doorway after class, fetching a drink from her locker, and taking me to the cafeteria. There were a few moments when I felt we were just like classmates. I also surprisingly found that when the teachers were away, students played together, though from different countries, though their English was not very good. They were no longer silent, no longer shy, no longer isolated. The gap brought by language that I once thought seemed to be eliminated a lot. I once felt hopeless in English Class when I had to use Google Translate to communicate with students, but now I did see the potential of them living a good life in this second hometown.

This fall, I was embraced by this high school. Behind the black and white photos is our colorful youth.

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did you just send me the google search result for waluigi

#funky lil asks

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negovateljica · 1 year

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MORAŠ DA SE SMEJEŠ 008

28 oktobar ponedeljak

Baba ponedljekom ide na neke vežbe taksijem, pa imam dva sata slobodno, tj da me niko ne nadzire, a nemam pojma ni šta bih radila.

29 oktobar utorak ... prošo ....

30 oktobar , sreda

Išle smo u grad u šoping . Bilo je sunčano ali vlažno hladno i tih nekoliko sati je bilo previše za bakicu pa se prehladila. Juče je ceo dan duvala nos koji joj je curio. Ja probah s našim narodnim lekovima, propolis i kapi za nos od rastvora sode bikarbone. Soda je toliko moćna da joj je slinavica danas prestala iako ne znam koliko je ona to zaista koristila, rekla sam joj da ispere nos time.

U grad smo išle na tri mesta. Prvo do njene banke, pa sam ja posle tražila da idemo u poštu da pošaljem deci pare. Sto eura je bilo pitanje biti ili ne biti , skidanje tereta s leđa. Našla mi ona poštu na google mapi i posle kad smo bile ispred pošte pita me ona kolko godina imaju tvoja deca.

Mislim se: "Baba, ne razumeš ti to. Tamo ni deca, ni niko ne zarađuje dovoljno da mu ne trebaju neke ekstra pare da bi preživeo. Mi živimo u državi u kojoj uskoro neće biti nikoga sem staraca i bolesnih tj onih koji iz nje nisu mogli da odu. "I dok sam bila u pošti da uzmem obrazac za western union ona mi stavila na sedište neku kovertu i neki papiri vire ispod. Ja to uzmem i stavim na tablu iznad volana nisam ni gledala šta je to. Kad ono pare.

Ona me gleda belo, kao, šta ja to radim,ali ja stvarno nisam videla da su pare u koverti i kaže :

- To ti je plata do danas.- Ovde sam manje od deset dana i ona mi dala 400 eura! Nisam je razumela kako je to obračunala, imam i neke dodatne sate u bašti. Uuuu fino, onda ću da dupliram poslatak deci, ionako je razlika za proviziju samo 4 eura. Za slanje sto eura je 15 a za dvesta 19 eura.

Spiskajte sve deco!!! Eeee, kad bi se ovako zarađivale pare kod kuće... I kad bi te ovako poštovali poslodavci, gde bi nam kraj bio. A ne ono naše carstvo lopova, lopurdi, ulizica, lažova, ucenjivača, gnjida i skotova. Tek kad napraviš distancu od brloga u kome živiš i živog blata u kome se brlog nalazi, možeš da vidiš neke stvari. Nema toga ni na internetu ni na vestima.

Taj osećaj koji ti daje istinska plata nije mi bio dostupan do moje pedeset i četvrte godine.

Sve do sad je bila neka borba sa prevarantima, ceđenje para, gubljenje vremena, traćenje života.

Nemci UOPŠTE nisu, i naravno da nisu ono što smo mi o njima učili u školama. Mi smo prosto odrastali uz Hitlerove Nemce okupatore - koji su služili kako referenca koliko su naši stvarni okupatori maskirani u oslobodioce i rukovodioce - DOBRI I ZLATNI.

Ove današnje Nemce koji hodaju ulicama Nemačke zabole ... nije briga ni za Hitlera, ni za drugi svetski rat i za sva sranja koja mi držimo u glavama, a da nas neko pita zašto – ne bi znali odgovor. Tako su nam glave napunjene kad smo bili u školi i nismo imali pravo na prigovor, niti smo sumnjali da je sve to tačno.

Nemci su vredni, disciplinovani i kulturni. Neki su hladni, neki su radoznali, neki ljubazni.. Ali ni ne treba da budu svi isti. Oni zaista imaju tradiciju i znaju da je čuvaju, znaju šta čuvaju, na šta su ponosni, šta slave. Rade i uživaju u životu. Znaju šta je to sigurnost, socijalna sigurnost, znaju da će biti plaćeni za svoje vreme i trud i poslove koje rade , bez obzira koji posao je u pitanju. Tek ovde važi da je svejedno šta radiš" jer je ovde svaki posao cenjen i plaćen. Kod nas ta rečenica podrazumeva da si ucenjen da radiš bilo šta za bilo kakve sitne pare i da si obeležen ako to ne priznaješ kao devizu za opstanak.

Kad kod nas čujem rečenicu – BOLJE DA RADIŠ BILO KAKAV POSO , NEGO DA NE RADIŠ NIŠTA ... dođe mi da zadavim tog slepca koji to izgovori...

NIJE BRE BOLJE !!

NEGO JE STO PUTA GORE DA DAJEŠ SVOJ ŽIVOT I RAD U BESCENJE DA SE NEKA GNJIDA BOGATI NA TVOJOJ GRBAČI. BOLJE JE DA SEDIŠ CEO DAN NA KAUČU ZA DŽABE NEGO DA RADIŠ ZA DŽABE i sve dok ima uplašenih i ucenjenih ljudi koji ne smeju da veruju u to, nego su prinuđeni da se prodaju u bescenje - biće tako kako nam je.

Ovde sam po prvi put u životu osetila šta znači kad neko poštuje tvoj rad. Iako bi me od ovog posla bilo sramota da ga radim kod kuće u Serbiji . Zašto ?

Pa zato što tkod nas kućne pomoćnice plaćaju uglavnom neke slučajno srećne žene kojima je upala sekirica u med pa imaju pare da plaćaju kućnu pomoć, a mogu volu rep da iščupaju. Neke žene koje se ponose time što ne umeju da kuvaju i brinu da im se ne polomi plastični nokat ako se upuste u kućne poslove, partijski kadrovi ili supruge partijskih kadrova, fudbalera, doktorke, starlete, poznate ličnosti itd.

Kod nas JE SVE NAOPAKO POSTAVLJENO I DORAĐUJE SE TA NAKARADNOST SVAKI DAN. Svaki dan se odvijaju novi apsurdi na svim nivoima.

Ja sam u Nemačkoj, kućna pomoćnica u bukvalnom smislu jednoj polupokretnoj ženi, penzionerki koja je invalid zbog poliomijeltisa koji je imala sa deset godina i koji joj je ostavio paralizovanu nogu. Ona je radila normalno u opštini kao kancelarijski službenik i stekla penziju. Dok je radila kupila je sama kuću, u kojoj sad živi i od SVOJE PENZIJE mene plaća 1200 eura mesečno plus mi plaća sate koje radim u bašti , ako želim.

A kod nas penzioneri skapavaju po svojim stanovima ako nemaju potomke, da žive s njima i da ih izdržavaju. Jedva krpe kraj s krajem, jedu paštetu i hleba, upisuju se na recku u drakstor ispod zgrade i glasaju za naprednjake jer su im tako utuvili u glavu besomučnim kampanjama, na vestima, po autobusima na mitinzima. #pajebemumater ! Da nam je stvarno toliko dobro - zašto bi bilo potrebe da nas neko 24 sata dnevno ubeđuje kako nam je dobro i gde je šta otvoreno, pušteno u pogon.

Kod nas predsednik vlade izjavi da imamo najbolje škole u Evropi, bolje o švajcarske i nemačke jer imamo "programiranje" kao predmet u osnovnim školama, a nemamo ga.

MI SMO NACIJA LUDAKA I ZOMBIRANIH LJUDI... NE TREBA DA SE ŠMINKAMO ZA HELUVIM.

EURO PRAJD ĆE DA NAS IZVADI IZ GOVANA U TO NEMA SUMNJE ...

Ovde, opet ja.... Ovde Nemce zabole dupe i za pedere... ako oće , neka prave prajd ... oni gledaju kako da zarade na tim skarednim karnevalima , a ne da lome koplja dal je to normalno ili nije normalno ...

Kod nas je NENORMALNA SITUACIJA U CELOM DRUŠTVU I NADOGRADNJI SISTEMA !

Mi se borimo ciniznim, satirom i ironijom. Pravimo viceve oko svega i sprdamo se, to nam je još jedino ostalo. A kad i to zamre, a zamire evidentno jer je svima pun kufer, – e , onda smo ugasili, jer kao što rekoh svi će da se isele iz Srbije.

Džaba kuće i imanja kad nemaš pare to da održavaš, a sve su napravili tako da ponovo otimaju ljudima imovinu - kao i njihovi predaci partizani i komunjare. Ovejani lopovi i siledžije, uzurpatori i manipulatori, koji su sve stekli uz pretnju kratkom ili dugačkom cevi i nisu se libili da potežu obarače i da pobiju silan narod koji nije bio voljan da im prepusti svoje svetinje – svoje imetke i nekretnine. Tito je bio najveći lopov među njima a svi smo ga voleli kao da je neko iz naše kuće. Koliko je on samo ljudi i porodica upropastio a nama su od prvog razreda u školi sa osmehom pevali i pričali o njemu. Pa dobro je nismo svi u ludnicama, sada kad konačno otkrivamo na kakvim lažima smo porasli i u kakvim lažima živimo. LAŽIMA KOJE PODRŽAVAJU LEGALNE INSTITUCIJE SILE I PRINUDE U DRŽAVI.

AKO TI SE NE SVIĐA ILI SE BUNIŠ POSLAĆEMO TI POLICIJU, IZVŠITELJE, TUŽIOCE, UPROPASTIĆEMO TE, STAPKATI SA CRNOM ZEMLJOM. I ljudi zato ćute. Ćute jer su ucenjeni samim opstankom i opstankom svoje dece, čije potrebe ne mogu da čekaju da se nešto menja na bolje.

Demonstrira se svako malo protiv svega i svačega, ali su se ovi izveštili da bukvalno sve spinuju i obezvrede i oljagaju svakog ko se lati ćorava posla da bude Srbima lider i izvuče ih iz govana...A oni ionako na kraju ubiju svog lidera... Valjda iz zahvalnosti ... i uvek radimo u korist svoje štete, podržavajući gadove na vlasti - svesno ili pasivno, ćuteći i puštajući da ti život prođe u nemaštini, sranju, čekanju boljeg sutra koje nikad u Srbiju nije ni došlo.

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Prestaću da je zovem baba, bakica i slično, jer je za ovo kratko vreme zaslužila da se i ja njoj obraćam s poštovanjem kako i dolikuje .

Frau Šmit je borac, kalkulacioni mrav koji više ne može da radi ili ne može sve da radi, ali zato u svojoj glavi drži čitavo knjigovodstvo koje se tiče najsitnijih detalja oko vođenja i održavanja njene kuće i njenog zdravlja.

U isto vreme - iako je invalid i često u bolovima – ona se uvek neizveštačeno smeška i kulturno se obraća , kad joj nešto dam ili odnesem – ona kaže hvala - i nije nervozna, NIJE NADRKANA, kao što je većina staraca kod nas koji su izgubili svoje nekadašnje autoritete i niko ih ne zarezuje za suvu šljvu, ne poštuje ih i ne vidi čak, jer oni viiše nikom nisu potrebni sem da pomažu svoju decu i zato im se više ni ne ustaje u prevozu ili ih ne propuštaju u redovima. Vreme lagodnog i dostojanstvenog života je prošlo kad je umro Tito. Jugoslavija se srušila jer je bila izgrađena na krvavim temeljima i na otetim imanjima i fabrikama. I prema teorijama zavere, svakako je neko kome odgovara ovakvo stanje u bivšim republikama i podgrejao međunacionalne sukobe i zemlja nam se raspala u krvavom ratu devedesetih. Verujem da ima mnogo više koji žale za Jugoslavijom i načinom života u njoj, za prohujalom mladošću i životom, nego onih koji su zadovoljni sadašnjom "demokratijom" i zapadnim "vrednostima" koje štite novi zakoni.

Nisam sigurna koliko novac podmazuje međuljudske odnose, ali ne u pogrdnom smislu korupcije kao kod nas gde služi da nekima sve ide lagodno da bi se izbegli legalni često neostvarivi ili tegobni tokovi legalne procedure.

Ovde svi imaju pare i svi poštuju pare - i shodno tome nečiji trud pomoću kog se do para dolazi. Kod nas pare služe za sasvim druge svrhe. Ovde svi voze kola i svi mogu da voze kola, to nije luksuz kao kod nas ili teška robija kad skrpljuješ pare za registraciju i ostale otimačine koje moraš da platiš .

Kod nas je sve je nerealno postavljeno. Šta to beše potrošačka korpa? Šta će robovima potršačka korpa kad moraju skoro sav svoj prihod da daju za račune i dugove – na koje ih namamljuju sa svih strana nasmejana lica plaćenih klovnova koji ih lažu da bi se zadužili za sve i svašta.

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Frau Šmit ima svoj krug prijateljica sa kojima se viđa sredom u gradu u restoranu Blunkwelle gde popiju po piće ili jedu nešto i ispričaju se. Za to vreme ja odlazim u kupovinu.

Druge srede kad smo pošle u kupovinu , parkirala sam auto na ulazu u pešačku zonu odakle ona može da ide kolicima sama kroz taj deo grada. Ona se okrenula i rekla mi da ide s drugaricama a da ja treba da idem sama u tržni centar u kupovinu. Bila sam zatečena, jer sam mislila da će ona ponovo da ide samnom a što je najgore nisam zapamtila put kuda treba da prođem. Ona mi je objašnjavala strpljivo koijm ulicama da krenem, ali ja nisam ništa razumela. Kako sam videla da ona neće da ide samnom, krenula sam peške u pravcu u kome mi se činilo da se tržni centar nalazi. Lutala sam uličicama koje su se granale od tog parkinga prema glavnom putu sa četiri trake i jedva izbila do nekog nadvožnjaka iznad tog prometnog puta. Neka kišica je počela da pada i ljudi je bilo sve manje. Konačno sam morala nekog da pitam gde je tržni centar i zaustavila sam neke devojke koje su mi ličile na Tajlanđanke u nadi da govore engleski i na sreću bile su ljubazne i objasnile su mi kuda da prođem. Prvi put mi je sve to delovalo zastrašujuće i predugačak put do cilja, ali sam ipak uspela da nađem ogromnu prodavnicu. Ovog puta sam ponela svoje torbe za šoping i kad sam napunila kolica potrepštinama sa šoping liste za kuću, shvatila sam da sve to moram da potrpam u te dve ogromne torbe i u svoj ranac što je sve bilo preko dvadeset kilograma koje sam morala da odnesem uz nekoliko ulica po kiši, do parkiranih kola. Ruke su me zabolele i ramena od tolikog tereta, ali sam nekako uspela da se dokobeljam. Ostavila sam sve to u gepeku i krenula da tražim Frau Šmit u pešačkoj zoni.

Nisam znala u kojoj je kafani i nadala sam se da ću nekim čudom uspeti da je nađem. Sad mi je već bilo lako da hodam kad sam se oslobodila tereta. Ubrzo sam je ugledala kroz prozor druge kafane na koju sam naišla i ušla sam unutra. Ona me je pitala da li želim da sedim s njima i šta bi da popijem? Zahvalila sam se i pitala je koliko će još da sedi tamo, pa sam izašla napolje da prošetam gradom bez opterećenja nekim zadacima ili neizvesnostima. Glavnu ulicu u pešačkoj zoni činile su tipične nemačke kuće belih fasada ukrašenih isprepletenim gredama od tamnog drveta. U centru je bila ogromna katedrala u rekonstrukciji. Samo jedna radnja je imala robu na ulici i to je bio neki Indijac sa garderobom. Sve ostalo je bilo u radnjama. Galerije sa slikama i umetničkim predmetima su mi privukle pažnju, kao i izlozi sa escajzima basnoslovnih cena od nekoliko hiljada eura. Viljuške, noževi i kašike kitnjastih drški su bile izložene u otmenom izlogu, u društvu raznih ukrasnih i upotrebnih predmeta za kuću. Razgledala sam ne pretrano pažljivo i pomno, jer nisam imala nameru da bilo šta kupujem tog dana, tek pristigla u Nemačku i tek upoznajući ulice i grad. Na ulici je bilo par uličnih svirača od kojih je jedan govorio srpski . Čula sam u prolazu, ali sam naučila da ne smem ljudima da prilazim obradovana što čujem srpski , jer sem srpskog isto zvuči i bosanski i hrvatski i svi su oni sa sobom poneli traume zbog kojih su otišli sa svojih ognjišta i nisu bili raspoloženi da u Nemačkoj čuju da oni govore srpski jezik. Pa tako nisam započela konverzaciju ni sa tim čovekom koji je sviruckao neke francuske šlagere na svom poluautomatskom insturmentu - harmonici i sintisajzeru. Tražila sam prodavnicu C & A jer sam za nju znala iz Beograda, i našla sam je na google mapi, ali u gradu nisam mogla da je nađem, pa sam se vratila sa kraja šetališta prema kafani u kojoj je sedela Frau Šmit. Kad sam ponovo ušla u kafanu, Nemice su se već pakovale da idu kući. Konobarica je donela jedan račun, a one su platile svaka svoj deo, posebno. Konačno je konobarica sabrala sve naplaćene sume, i one su mogle da napuste sto za kojim su sedele. Krenule smo i ja i Frau Šmit. Ona je zastala ispred ulaza da zapali cigaretu, jer se u kafani nije pušilo. Ja sam sela u stolicu i razgledala okolo. Već je bio mrak i ljudi su žurili u svoje tople domove. Pošle smo i nas dve do kola. U kolima sam joj se žalila kako sam jedva našla prodavnicu i kako mi nije lepo objasnila i zamolila sam je da mi ponovo pokaže kuda treba da prođem. U suštini nije bilo ništa komplikovano, malo sam se vratila unazad odakle smo došle i skrenula u tu veliku prometnu ulicu sa dve trake , jednom desno i sledeći put levo na praking velikog šoping mola. Za treći put, više nego dovoljno da konačno zapamtim putanju i sledeći put odem kolima u šoping umesto da vučem sve na leđima.

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