#gotta keep them on their toes

[siriuslysirius05]

Ice, wearing his Admiral Face™️: yeah I’m so glad Pete adopted those kids. They’re so helpful and they never cause any trouble.

(In the background:)

Phoenix is chasing Rooster, who is holding something of hers.

Hangman is cheering his boyfriend on, standing beside Coyote who is cheering for Phoenix.

Bob is laying facedown on the ground, with Yale standing over him posing for a picture (taken by Harvard) with duck lips and a peace sign.

Fanboy and Payback are making out, not paying any attention to the chaos.

Halo and Omaha are playing a very heated game of Mario Kart. Halo has a hand in Omaha’s face so he doesn’t hit her with a shell.

Fritz is sneaking up on Ice with a water gun.

Maverick is behind everyone, facepalming.

Ice: they’re such good kids. Complete professionals. The Navy should trust them more.

[whatislifebesidesrehearsal]

Lecturer: we say 'safety third' and they go 'what?'

[cowboybuckleys]

my dad saw 3 new specialists this week for a thing we've been dealing with for six months and all 3 of them said some variation of "oh wow damn" when reading the first page of the summary of his medical history. only one read the whole thing before we got there and he was like "how have you survived so much? i barely survived reading it at lunch" and my dad laughed and was like "mountain dew and spite."

[evilweasel-cosplay]

Walked by my sister talking to a friend on face time and the friend asked, "should I make a s'more I have all the stuff right here?" And I popped my dumbass over to ask, "even the fire?"

Kid paused for a minute before laughing and asking if a microwave would work

[pxison]

Judge complements the sibs once a month and they are over the moon abt it. Just so excited he's got something nice to say to them.

[muckmagister]

breaking into a bank and randomly placing a couple dozen fake bills in between all the real ones, just to fuck with them

[unfortunate--moth]

Kaaaaaaaaat, it's that time of the day where we talk about mpreg Shidou agaaaain/j

-Sora

what if the world was made of pudding

[uhh69gayrats]

[chloesimaginationthings]

The Afton kids deserved better in FNAF..

[re-tro-future]

It was so funny when I told my ex that I Iike that group Pentagon and she, already wary of Seventeen who are not in fact 17 members, asked "are. are there 5 of them." and when I said "no, they're 10 😊🌼💕" she tried to murder me

[musclegoth]

might change my url might not

[quackingoff]

🤭🤭🤭

[livwritesstuff]

When Eddie and Steve first became parents, Robin made them a silent promise.

She swore to herself that she was going to give their children the most annoying gifts she could possibly find.

(To preserve the sanctity of their friendship, of course).

In 2006, when Moe and Robbie are five and three, Robin catches wind of the girls’ struggle to learn the appropriate places to put stickers. She found this out when Steve lamented to her for fifteen entire minutes about how difficult it is to get stickers off of clothing and walls and windows and light switches (everything, pretty much).

So it is with great delight that Robin adds two colossal books of novelty stickers to the collection of gifts she and Nancy were pulling together. She also gives them each a paint set and fabric markers.

Moe and Robbie were pumped, naturally. Steve and Eddie were not.

Robin: What? I just want to support their artistic endeavors!

Robin happens to think she went easy on them. She’d also seen a kids’ megaphone that she graciously vetoed (Hazel is still a newborn and still not sleeping through the night yet – she wants to bug them, not drive them off the ledge into total insanity).

The next year, she doesn’t hold back – not only does she give them the megaphone, but she also finds a slide whistle and a plastic recorder and a bucket of mega bouncy balls.

Over the years the girls get from their Aunt Robin – slime, kinetic sand, a karaoke machine that was only programmed with Disney Channel Original Musical soundtracks, prank kits, a cowbell, craft glitter, a rock tumbler, an ant farm. One year she gave all three of them Furbies.

This crusade is easy when the girls are little, because kids' toys are notably annoying as a baseline, but she has a harder time when the girls hit their teen years. Robin, however, is nothing if not committed to the bit, so she always manages to figure something out.

Robin: Do you think it’d be taking it too far to buy Moe that phone she’s been harassing them about.

Nancy: Uh, yeah.

Robin: What about the gerbil for Hazel?

Nancy: *thinking*

Nancy: That one’s fine.

[serendipnpipity]

part of me is kinda glad they didn’t post today bc that just ups the likelihood for a proper Sunday vid on Easter next week

[its-no-biggie]

trying to tag for orv spoilers is so funny because like. theres a few REALLY BIG reveals that are easy enough, but when it comes to more general plot stuff its always like. inside you there are two wolves

[actualbird]

playing Lucky Draw with luke in the anniv1 rerun minigames (which, thANKFULLY I FINALLY CLEARED STAGE 4, I NEVER HAVE TO GO THRU THAT EVER AGAIN AJFHVAKSJHFVAJ) reminded me of one of my favorite Luke Only Gameplay Quirks

when u play Old Maid against him in Visit

i cant remember if ive posted abt this before but it's rlly just so funny to me cuz the boys gain a different set amount of affection under different circumstances in Old Maid. from the tot wiki, heres how it goes for artem, vyn, and marius

artem and vyn: straightforward, they like it when mc wins!!

marius: uh......more complicated for SOME REASON?? he likes it an equal amount whether or not you win but what are thoSE SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCES?? my character-interpretation of this is:

that first circumstance: he enjoys drawing out teasing mc

that second circumstance: he also enjoys it when mc beats his ass, hes multifaceted like that

third instance: ......i honestly have no clue

luke, thankfully, is much more straightforward and in the funniest way possible

HES JUST A SORE LOSER!!!!!! HE LIKES WINNING SO MUCH AJHVFJAHSVFJAHVFJAHSFVAJSHF

if ever the nxx team have a board game night together, luke is gonna be way too competetive and take it comically Personally if he doesnt win