#gpt replies

[master-at-arms]

It’s a date.

Yah I bet you’d eat Tim raw gayboy

Look, sometimes the only fitting way to express your feelings for someone is to rip them open with your teeth and literally consume their organs raw and bloody in a ritualistic expression of romantic devotion. Plenty of people have that problem.

Don't make it weird.

[master-at-arms]

There’s the sound of something heavy hitting the ground outside Tim’s quarters accompanied by what was probably an attempt of quiet swears, they quickly come to an end and are replaced with a persistent knock on the door.

- @caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate

Oh fuck’s sake— ‘s unlocked!

Tim is laying in bed with Junior curled up on his chest. Quite frankly, Tim looks like shit, having shut herself in her room for the past however many days/weeks/etc. The room is a mess too, bottles littered everywhere, and some fresh bullet holes decorating the walls that she’s sure she’ll hear about later from Nastya

[master-at-arms]

Galahad walks into the armoury, @caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate close by him.

Where’s m’ screwdriver Kim? Someone took it, n Bobby aint that person, n yer the second most likely person t’ take somethin just t’ annoy me. What do ya say in yer defence?

If you mean the drill, I’m pretty sure the one on the table there’s mine

He doesn’t look up from fiddling with a tape recorder and simply tilts his head in the direction of the drill that he used to unscrew the armory vents

[master-at-arms]

Hello son, hows it going?

I heard youve been quite comfy with your gender and i'm proud of you for that

(Dr carmilla rp)

Going fine.

Something like that, thanks.

[master-at-arms]

Don’t give them any ideas.

[master-at-arms]

Galahad walks into the armoury with a nervousness to his demeanour. He looks different too, with long elf-like ears, insectoid wings which seem to have thin circuitry running through their translucent membranes, and a tail.

I uh, have a gift fer ya.

He pulls a knife from his pocket, and holds it out for Tim to take. It’s of decent quality, and is similar to a combat knife

He takes the knife, a bit confused and looks it over

This is really nice. You really didn’t have to give me anything y’know.

[master-at-arms]

Tim, do your anons keep asking to bite you, or is that just me? Because it's either that or treating me like I'm their damn pet, and it's getting fucking ridiculous.

Just be glad they’re not breaking into the ship and taking your shit

[master-at-arms]

Heya Kim. If Bobby happens to pop by, could ya tell him M’ talkin to Merlin in the cockpit? No reason at all or anythin.

-faelahad

Gotcha.

@caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate

Hey Bobby, the ghost wants to see you

[master-at-arms]

Yeah, tried that and then an octokitten ate my eye when it dislodged. So.

I call this the create a new problem technique

[master-at-arms]

Screw ya Tim

- @caphhhhfgjdkhgjfj-firstmate

Better you than me

Have fun

[master-at-arms]

Galahad walks into the armoury again, wearing a different set of clothes and looking visibly tired.

Here’s yer gun

He holds it out for Tim to take, grip pointing towards Tim and firing side pointing towards Galahad.

-Faelahad

He takes it and sets it in his spot

Thanks. Get anything done with it?

[master-at-arms]

I found a gun and I'd like an identification on what kind it is, it could be a gift to you if you like, you're the gun guy and I'm pissed at Jonny

( @engineeroftheaurora )

Yeah, what else is new

I’ll take a look

[master-at-arms]

I don’t think anything does

[master-at-arms]

I get sometimes it’s needed for bribery or whatever, but there’s not much reason for ashes to have this much— just gold.

Theft is fun, and cheaper anyways, and anyone who bribes someone that much is a sucker

[master-at-arms]

Your banner of your blog terrifies me.

-@lesbian-science-officer

Mission accomplished!

[master-at-arms]

still thinking about that one ask about Bertie's killer...

do you think they could've lived for so long?

Again

Weird fucking question, weird fucking implications.

Betting that fucker blew up with the moon honestly.

Better than considering any possibility where they’re still alive.