#grape trick

[love-toxin]

YESSSSS CHO HYUN JU, MY WIFEEEEEEEE

YOU GET IT.....listen i just think a hefty slap (or two) from her would fix me. definitely not in the gay way (definitely in the gay way). also i want her to step on me. also please marry m-//SHOT

[fallenclan]

oh! oh! i know how to do edit the save files! okay so first go into the saves folder, just called "saves", and scroll until you see a folder titled "Fallen". there'll be a bunch of files in it, ignore most of them except the one called "clan_cats"- this is where the cats are held! you can do a bunch of things here but most of them aren't relevant to getting lee into the clan- do CTRL + F to do a search function (if that doesnt work youre on a different type of computer than i am and i have no clue. sorry! D:), then just type in Lee.

there you'll see Lee, he'll have a bunch of words and stuff IGNORE THAT and change a couple things for him to join the clan:

"status": "loner" to "status": "warrior" (or elder, whichever you want, just keep it in the commas). this part is near the top, just like 5 lines down

line directly below status is "backstory"- i dont actually know what his backstory would be listed as but it doesnt matter bc you're changing it to "loner1" (keep it in the commas)

scroll like ALL the way down until you see the next character section, that'll be visible by the }, } bit- then look like 5 lines above that until you see "outside": true, set that to false instead (no commas for this bit)

and that should be it! if it doesnt work or you need more clarification D: sorry D: but hopefully its fine and then WHAM. lee has joined the clan (it wont have an event blurb about him joining btw) (it thinks he's been part of the clan like forever) (but thats fine probs) !!! - 🪶

PS: 5 bird facts please >:D

oh shit it worked. well. i guess Lee is joining the clan now

[pealeii]

Trick or treat

WHAT IS UP MY MAN

here’s valjean giving you candy corn

[superchlorine]

trick or treat :D

greetings, grape lord 🙇‍♀️ it's an honour to see you at my door today.

i gift you:

these cursed looking grapes. i heard they are good, so i bought them, but when the house is silent i think i hear them tippy tapping on my counter like a runaway hand. they are always innocently sitting in the fruit bowl, unmoving, every time i check on them though.

perhaps you will be able to command these grapes.

[amethystsoda]

trick or treat! ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

hiiii you get the halloween Jones soda flavors!! >:3

[saulof-tarsus]

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[chainedspectre]

Aah trick or treat!! •<|:•)

(^Dressed as a clown)

one lil ghost dude (because… ghosts)

a cat from a french powerpoint that my friends and i created a cult around

aaaand mediocre trans cupcakes my friend group made for my school’s pride event. for a sweet treat <3

happy halloween :)

[sugar-glaze-donut]

hey bbg, trick or treat.....

🎃TREAT🍬

frozen grapes :D

[hyperionshipping]

You know. With the Everything I forgot he's like. Canonically pretty damn strong to hoist Rose like he does

[kiefbowl]

here's some more unsolicited adult advice as someone in her 30s who knows there are a lot of twenty somethings and teens that follow her: if you're trying to build a new habit you really want, and are struggling, you have to break it down to the smallest building block possible. If you're failing, you haven't thought small enough. I know it's possible to hear stories of people who just snapped into new life mode one day by "just deciding", but truly what's happening there is a confluence of events and experiences that force the brain into some sort of epiphany. You cannot will an epiphany. It'll never work. For most times of your life, you will need to build habits intentionally, and that means not working against yourself and to set micro goals. like laughably tiny goals. because once that easy tiny goal is met, you can build off it, tiny goal after tiny goal until you reach your big goal.

so for example, if you want to be a morning person that gets up at ass crack dawn so that you can work out, eat brekkie, shower, and get to work at a leisurely pace, and you're not that person because you will hit your snooze button 800 times, you have to get the big picture goal out of your head. think smaller. "I want to get up 15 minutes earlier than I normally do." If you can't do that, make it 5 minutes. "I want to cook breakfast every day" hell no too big. "I want to eat something, anything, before I leave the house" hell yeah, fantastic. When you go to the grocery store to make sure there are things in the house for breakfast, if you keep buying bagels and microwave sandwiches that you ignore, you gotta think smaller. SMALLER. What's something so easy to eat that you'll never say no to. Is it a yogurt? Is it a handful of grapes? Is it a hostess ho ho? is it hot cheetos? FORGET the big picture of the fantasy put-together woman preparing a full nutritious meal that you'd be proud to admit to. Think only of the smallest goal you can achieve. If you know you can't say no to an ice cream sandwich, put a ton of ice cream sandwiches in your freezer and have one for breakfast every day until it's so instilled in you that you gotta get up to eat something you can start diversifying.

It sounds like, from the lack of habit place, that must take forever. But really it doesn't take too long to form the habit once the discipline kicks in. the trick is that you have to give your brain something easy to become disciplined to. If it's too hard, think easier and smaller. No one has to know. Literally no one in the gd world has to know that for 4 weeks when you were 22 you had an ice cream sandwich for breakfast every day. who cares. If it gets you eating oatmeal with fresh fruit in a few months who cares. you did it, yay. smaller, easier. if you can't do it, think smaller and easier. smaller!! EASIER!!! You are not thinking smaller and easier enough. break your brain thinking how small and easy you can go. SMALLER. EVEN SMALLER, SIS.

[sohannabarberaesque]

Most bizarre Sour Grapes Girls stunt targeting The Banana Splits as could be imagined:

Having some White Claw Hard Seltzer delivered to the Splits' clubhouse unknowingly, hoping such would be caught by surprise when the quartet otherwise shuns hard seltzer, to begin with.

[why-rock-look-tasty-if-no-eat]

Lol, as an American I get to experience 110F/43C in the summer with 90% humidity and -30F/-34C and I eat moldy foods this post doesn't work against me

americans: pssshh you think 80°F is hot???? i'm from big texas this is nothing kid, i might put a coat on actually

europeans: wdym 10°C is cold???? this is shorts weather bro, when you start pissing crystals then we'll talk

unattended raspberries: i went moldy while you were reading this

[attiredpan]

Thinking about how Amy portrays dominance.

Like it’s this quiet, implicit thing. A sort of display and reminder to Nog of how fast, how easily she picked up on and learned each of his tells. Where what sort of touch causes which reaction, what phrases or petnames make him stiffen up or shudder in antici……………… pation

Y’know?

[songaegyo]

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[nataliescatorrccio]

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