#grapeposts

[grapeautumn]

It's interesting to me the idea of nyo france being similarly gnc in many ways. in which marianne bonnefoy has a drag persona named maximilien robezizierre or something equally campy

[grapeshxt]

Frapru is funny to me because it’s like if the two most embarrassing people in Ludwig’s life decided to team up to cause him the most agony possible.

For all his life he was raised with the idea of François as the enemy, and now François is sobbing at Microsoft Excel because he’s been trying to resize a fancy lil chart into the cells for forty-five minutes.

“Why,” Ludwig asks.

François paws haplessly at the mouse (catlike, too, with wide, wet eyes).

“In a better time I would have drawn this,” he gripes. “I would have had it on typewriter and I would have had myself a good pen—”

Ludwig is uncomfortable. And confused. “That is the interns’ schedule. It doesn’t need a pie chart.”

“It does, mais non, you do not understand!” —Ludwig watches a stray movement cause the chart to vanish. François is too worked up to notice— “If you were to give an intern a mere table they would be lost immediately. You are cruel to them, Ludwig. They shall have grey hairs by the next year.”

Ludwig makes the executive decision to ignore his wailing.

It isn’t even 4pm. If François toys with Microsoft Excel for the next two hours he could even have him out of the secretaries’ hair (and pants) during the workday for once. So he sighs, checks his watch to be sure, and starts off toward his desk again when something else catches his eye.

François, with his arms drawn up like a marionette’s, fingers poised on the keyboard like he’s been practicing. Alt and then F4 jabbed with all the grace of a gawky crane. The cells flicker to a chat headered with what he specifically recognises as his brother’s contact.

He doesn’t know how Gilbert managed to take that picture from that angle. Beneath his desk. Nor how he managed to get his trousers back on so quickly. Nor did he want to know he was not wearing any underwear. Were those garters?

Ludwig snaps his gaze to his brother’s desk. Gilbert remains squinting at a perfectly decent report. He sips from his mug dutifully.

[marmalade-jelly]

The boy is thirsty

[companyissuedbicpen]

you ever get a real good crunchy grape and suddenly all is right with the world

[brunagesa]

my parents bought grapes we are SO back

[grapeautumn]

Thanks sm for the tag!! my highlights situation isn't this exactly but clOSE ENOUGH........

here we go @thealmightytema @randomborednessidunno @fac-romam-iterum-magna @madam-of-lithuania @proosh @doomspiral (0 pressure just tagging!! + anyone else)

I came across this picrew and I’m losing my mind over how accurately I was able to make myself.

Anyway, uh, let’s start a tag game!

I tag: @spidertalia @nekotalian @koolkat9 @irlusa @9pilkytf (no pressure to join!)

[makerofmadness]

I start grapeposting again and immediately after when the new update happens I see This

once again another episode of "does someone at devsis read my blog"

[thesolitarygrape]

Brian David Gilbert simultaneously looks like he should Definitely Not be called that, and also that his name could not be anything other than Brian David Gilbert

[grapeautumn]

The virgin black mould problem in the previous apartment vs the chad formaldehyde levels in this one

[grapeautumn]

Thanks for the tag bb! This list is going to get some people groaning SHFHSHD since I've got the smiths on there friendly reminder to eat shit morissey

1. Pigalle - Therapie TAXI

2. What Difference does it Make? - The Smiths

3. Strangelove - Depeche Mode

4. La Traversée - Les Discrets

5. Flood II - Sisters of Mercy

@nepenthiankosma @catto-ohno @madam-of-lithuania @0mega-x @randomborednessidunno @fac-romam-iterum-magna @thealmightytema :> (hope you don't mind the tags!)

5 songs you actually listen to

Thank you so much @roszabell for the tag!!

In no particular order, things I've had on loop recently:

The Grudge - Tool

End of the Unknown - Keiichi Okabe (Nier: Automata OST)

Amazonia - Gojira

Psychopomp - The Tea Party

The Rising Fool - Drakengard 3 OST

@grapeautumn @council-of-beetroot @mutuallyassureddevotion @makwandis

<3

[grapeshxt]

putting here because its got mild nsfw but! made a strawpage: https://hwsfrance.straw.page/

[marmalade-jelly]

Yippee

[nicerphandom]

Hey guys!

Hi there! My name is Natalie and I am a new admin (??correct term??) here! My friend Kiera invited me to join up and I love Dan & Phil and I love the phandom so I said sure! Okay basic info about me: I'm 17 years old, I live in Australia, my main blog is @thesolitarygrape and my side blog for not-shitposting is @fruitful-mind so I guess my tag will be #grapeposts since literally all my tags are grape/fruit related. I'm a Ravenclaw, Thunderbird, INFJ nerd who loves a lot of fandoms and may-have-ADHD-but-not-diagnosed-yet-so-don't-quote-me-on-that and I'm happy to be here!

[grapegremlin]

👑

[thesolitarygrape]

🌻 ( ôwō))

Dancing is just so much fucking fun idk how people don't like it, 10000/10 best form of exercise/hobby ever.

In that vein, idk how people can just,,,, exercise. Without learning a thing. Like just going to the gym. Or worse, just working out at home. Like how. I admire you but I Do Not understand

[grapeautumn]

Should def work on posting hcs here again (I say every several months)