SUPPLEMENTS FOR THE FATHERLESS CHILD
inspired by let your father die energy drink and images created using plastic bottle mock up and simple jar mockup
CHOSE OUR SUPPLEMENTS TODAY AND SUFFER THE DELUSION THAT FATHERHOOD CAN BE GOOD FOR YOU IF YOU JUST HAVE THE CHOICE OF WHO YOUR FATHER IS!
GIVE YOURSELF THE ILLUSION OF CHOICE WHEN IT COMES TO THE MEN THAT IRREPARABLY RUIN YOUR LIFE AND ALTER WHO YOU ARE AS A PERSON TILL YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND ALL YOU CAN SEE IS THE PARTS OF YOUR FATHER YOU HAVEN'T MANAGED TO DESTROY YET!
[USE OUR SISTER PRODUCT [SORRY I KNOW YOU DONT WANT TO THINK ABOUT HER]:
TEEN SELF REINVENTION, FOR A 100% EFFECTIVE REBIRTH, GUARANTEED TO MAKE ANYONE NOT RECOGNIZE WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE
[POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS: LACK OF SELF AND TRYING TO AVOID BECOMING YOUR FATHER SO MUCH ITS OBVIOUS THAT YOU DO EVERYTHING INVERSE OF WHAT HE WOULD DO AND EVERYONE CAN SEE HIS SHADOW IN YOUR INVERSE]
BUT MAYBE YOU DON'T WANT TO DESTROY THOSE PARTS AS YOU WANT SOMETHING TO REMEMBER YOUR FATHER BY]
[NEW ALL INCLUSIVE SUPPLEMENTS FOR THE FATHERLESS CHILD- BECAUSE WHY CANT A WOMAN BE YOUR FATHER- HERE AT SFTFC WE BELIEVE THAT ANY GENDER CAN HAVE A CATASTROPHIC AND IRREVERSIBLE AFFECT ON WHO YOU BECOME]
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Stargate Identity Cards
Yes, I’m back at it again with the high-effort minor props! Though, after my TMFU ones, these were pretty much a piece of cake, as I had some very detailed references from Pinterest to work with.
However, I used the power of bureaucracy to create a standard between them, which resulted in these!
As usual, I had fun with the backs of the cards, adding some militaristic realism with security ‘foils’ and the usual paragraphs of ‘don’t fake it, break it, don’t loose it’. The font for the text inputs is ‘Arial Narrow’, for the headings ‘Arial’, and for the number inputs ‘OCRB’. Some small details, not necessarily all canon: the ‘826-’ prefix to the service number denotes a civilian, ‘253-’ meaning military (found on an example for Sheppard). Any further questions, feel free to ask.
To finish, some completed examples!
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as a bi person, the bisexual flag brings me infinite joy and always puts a smile on my face, however as a person who has a Passion for Graphic Design, that undersaturated shade of purple infuriates me when it's used digitally
like, on an actual flag - which was its original purpose - it looks great!
those look fine! lovely, even! with the semi-transparent fabric, the way it catches the sunlight, it looks beautiful!
but now look at how it looks digitally
the pink and blue are so vibrant compared to the sad, lonely lavender!
and let's look at this statement from Michael Page, the creator of the bi flag:
(sidenote: he created this flag in 1998, so if his takes on bisexuality is different from yours, it's okay to notice that! a lot has changed since the 90s when it comes to lived experiences and the way we describe them. but, it's also important to respect his thoughts about this and the way he presented them, even if today, we'd probably not say that bi people "blend unnoticeably into both the gay/lesbian and straight communities.")
so in pantone colors, the pink is 226 C, the blue is 286 C, and the purple of the flag is 258 C.
but...here's the deal
Michael talks here about how the key to understanding the symbolism is to know that the purple blends into both the pink and blue. and on a physical flag, I think you can see that!
but digitally, it absolutely does not blend. it clashes badly, and looks oddly separate from the other two colors.
which got me wondering...what purple do you get if you actually blend 226 C and 286 C?
oh! oh, my god.
look at that! look at how nicely it fits between those colors!
look at it next to the original color scheme! look at how much more vibrant the purple is!
and friends. this is just blending through rgb! you get even more purple variations when you use other color spaces!
let's compare all of them:
(top: original, lab. middle: lrgb, lch. bottom: rgb, hsl)
look at all of the different purple options you can get just by combining these two colors!
if you want almost too-vibrant saturation, you can go hsl, if you want something more relaxed that's closer to the original, you can go lab or lrgb. and if you want to split the difference, lch is bright and violet, while rgb is there with its saturated but darker purple.
anyway, I guess I don't really have a point here? this isn't so much an informational post as it is Me Getting Weird About Colors, but I think it is a useful lesson about how colors look very different on screens compared to how they look on objects in real life.
and sometimes, I think it's okay to compensate for that.
out of all of these, this is my favorite bi flag:
it's the one where the colors were blended in lab color space. for me, the lighter, softer purple is close enough to the original bi flag purple, while also feeling like a smoother blend of the blue and pink
but that's just me! and it might not even look the same to you, since every screen is different, because technology is a nightmare!
anyway, thank you for coming with me on this colorful journey! I will now retreat back to inkscape and make pained sounds about inkstitch gradients until something tangible pulls me back into reality
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Shuro's Retainers and the flowers from their nicknames
I really wanted to see what these flowers look like so I compiled some information about them. I tried to find the best info I could but it might not be 100% accurate (Things like flower language can vary and I couldn't find much in English)
Maizuru
Real Name: Iyo
Flower: Maizurusou (マイヅルソウ)
English name: Snakeberry, False Lily Of The Valley
Scientific name: Maianthemum dilatatum
Flower Language (Hanakotoba): The face of a innocent girl
Hien
Real Name: Naka
Flower: Hiensou (ヒエンソウ)
English name: Doubtful Knight's Spur
Scientific name: Consolida ajacis
Flower Language (Hanakotoba): Lightness, cheerfulness, free-spirited living
Benichidori
Real Name: Matsu
Flower: Benichidori (紅千鳥)
English name: Japanese plum
Scientific name: Prunus mume, Armeniaca mume
Flower Language (Hanakotoba): Nobility, Loyalty, Elegance
Inutade
Real Name: Hijouhi
Flower: Inutade (イヌタデ)
English name: Bristled Knotweed
Scientific name: Persicaria longiseta
Flower Language (Hanakotoba): Reliant, Depedant, "I want to be helpful"
Asebi
Real Name: Unknown, Izutsumi
Flower: Asebi (アセビ)
English name: Japanese Andromeda, Japanese Pieris
Scientific name: Pieris japonica
Flower Language (Hanakotoba): Dedication, Always with you, "I want to go traveling with you"
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