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saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.
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I do! but more as like a fidgeting thing than an actual hobby? I bought a bunch of romney wool roving years ago, and I do this when I'm bored sometimes
not immune to cool girl with green hair who enthusiastically called my turkish spindle "sick" when I took it out of my backpack
#I'm gonna make a really warm pair of slippers someday#and dw about why I was in a barn when I took this photo#there was a thing going on#it was cool#personal
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I'll bite. Crab post?
before linking this to you, I'm warning you in advance that if you're on mobile, this post might crash your app, or even your phone. it might take multiple full minutes to scroll through. there's a reason they wouldn't let me blaze this post.
enjoy
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"Pink Pony Club" with every second beat removed
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wish I could take a break from being so fucking brave all the time
#personal#but feel free to reblog this if it's a mood for you rn#bravery ofc being the thing where you're terrified and forced to keep going anyway#man politics is a mess and I'm really sick of being a talking point#I'm afraid of everything and I have to keep doing things I'm afraid of#like they don't tell you when you first realize queer people exist that coming out isn't like how straight people think it works#like people think there's a before -> after and then you're good#but it's constant. it's all the time. every interaction with someone where you want them to see you as yourself#hey former coworker I haven't talked to in ages. thank you for messaging me about a job that might be available#but I need to know if this job will be safe for me#so here's a fun reason that you might not want to work with me again#you can have that. as a treat#remember when you made jokes about pronouns in 2021 haha that was so wild. anyway my name is different and I've been on T for two years#your workplace chill with that? are _you_ chill with that? just asking
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[And we put right about a pound of cheese on here. We rarely see what we prefer to overlook? 550 degrees. Give that about eight minutes.]
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I just wanted to request Pink Pony Club lol
you got it!
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#me with the crab post#I was definitely the reason#because it fully crashed the app for some people#:3
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It has come to my attention that some of you have not actually seen the music video for Ghengis Khan by Miike Snow so I've taken it on myself to end your ignorance of this piece of cinema
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I love shipping shit nobody else has even thunk of. I’m 10k years in advance compared to these other gay people. It’s me and this one other person who wrote fics in 2010 and hasn’t posted since against the world. I’m reading this shit from the ancient scrolls and understanding it.
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maybe I should have said "alternate universe" instead of "world" because there seems to be some confusion here. hello hi I am an american I have no idea how people on the east coast of canada are perceived except that I personally think they have cool accents and good folk music. but it would be funny if this was somehow an actual stereotype and not just me trying to make a stan rogers joke
me trying to ask what part of canada someone is from in a world where being from the east coast is seen as shameful and also kinda gay: so is he like...you know...the last of barrett's privateers?
#at the philly folk festival in 2015#there was a panel of singers from the canadian east coast#gr8 time#one of them is nonbinary now#love that for them <3
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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me trying to ask what part of canada someone is from in a world where being from the east coast is seen as shameful and also kinda gay: so is he like...you know...the last of barrett's privateers?
#shitpost#canada#sbs rambles#do you ever wish that someone would peer-review your shitposts#I have no idea who this would be funny to#but it was funny to me at like 3AM#so#barrett's privateers#stan rogers#it's a song btw if that's not a reference people understand#a good song#halifax I'm asking if he's from halifax#or arguably sherbrooke I guess
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oh no! :( well I promise I'm still here, whether or not tumblr's notification thing decides to work. this is, after all, a functional website
"Get Lucky" with every second beat removed
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"Get Lucky" with every second beat removed
#🥺 I do still make music I promise#unless ofc you mean ''you're back'' like ''oh hey this one is cooler than the other songs''#in which case sure!#but also#I do think Ah Papa't was a solid banger too. if I do say so myself#xD anyway I try to make at least two songs per month#used to be at least four but#in this political landscape?#I'm just. hanging in there#but hey
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so my friend has been making me watch babylon 5
#b5#babylon 5#susan ivanova#meme#memes#gay is okay meme#guys I have something I need to confess meme#god I don't even know how to tag that#id in alt text#dasozelotvonnebenan
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