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sometimes i forget i have followers
like
i post something
and people see it????
real people?????? in real???? places?????? who are you??????????????????????
hello yes i run blog
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The thing about alcohol is that it cures my anxiety in the short run while making my anxiety worse in the long run.
This is also the thing about the Internet.
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I can explain the idea behind the account it comes from and why it was posted, but the content of the post? no idea
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what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink
#I've realized recently that I love weird silverware#like the ones in 2001 a space odyssey#and andor#(those both use the same silverware)#(arne jacobsen stuff to be exact)#I also like the maestro amboss stuff alton brown uses in the good eats reboot#like all of that style of silverware just looks so cool#is it impractical? yes#would it be weird to use? probably yes#would it bring me joy? oh fuck yes#if I was rich I would buy weird silverware#now you know this about me
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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can you guys like, send beams at me that will make me figure out how to sound like a human person when applying for jobs
#personal#I'm writing a cover letter#I've never done that before!#lots of new experiences this year#T_T dear jobs: I'm normal enough right? you seem normal enough. I could work here. hire me pls?#this place made a post about pride month at least#and has pictures on their website of one of their employees having tattoos#that's#significantly better than a lot of the places I've looked at#one of the other ones required church attendance#another ''the ability to present yourself as a god-loving christian''#so#pride month post is bare minimum but please god hire me
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Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12
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Sometimes it does feel weird talking about NSFW bans because you either see it discussed in the sense of "NSFW bans are bad because the systems just randomly shoot innocent queer people!" or "The NSFW was bad (supposedly) but all the weirdos who jacked off to porn went away so things are nicer now" and its like
man that's great meanwhile I don't think Mastercard should decide if I pay someone to draw Cynthia from Pokemon being brainwashed or not.
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This video has permanently changed my vocabulary so I need you all to see it
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!! oh my god
thank you for your service
have you ever seen someone do a cover of one of these second beat songs? id love to hear someone singing some these as if theyre sensical lol
I haven't, but I did seriously consider doing one myself back when I went to online filk circles more regularly! like, I thought about raising my hand in a zoom meeting, trying to explain the concept, and then singing one of these songs...but I never ended up doing it. some of them are definitely singable tho!
like the actual secret here is that I make these songs for myself because I think it's fun, and when "Me Home, Tree Road" comes up on shuffle on my phone or ipod, you'd better believe that I'm singing along to it
#I am so sorry#I saw this and lost my mind#and then forgot to reblog it#very horrible and mean of me#thank you so much though this is fantastic#camalyng#covers#I guess??#I guess I have a tag for covers now#wild
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Susan Kare, the Artist who designed many of the fonts, icons, and images for Apple, NeXT, Microsoft, and IBM, 1980′s
#susan kare my beloved#I just love her work so much#also her brother made really cool space music (may he rest in peace)
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he's definitely one of my favorite Toms
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For those curious:
Our lowest 3 smash are
2.4 for the Elon Musk poll
2.7 for the charles III
4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres
Our highest 3 smash are
95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll
93 for the Appalachian Moutains
92 for the type 30 rotary phone
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you know what really gets my goat?
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June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day
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