secondbeatsongs

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sometimes i forget i have followers 

like

i post something

and people see it????

real people?????? in real???? places?????? who are you??????????????????????

hello yes i run blog

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The thing about alcohol is that it cures my anxiety in the short run while making my anxiety worse in the long run.

This is also the thing about the Internet.

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I can explain the idea behind the account it comes from and why it was posted, but the content of the post? no idea

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what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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can you guys like, send beams at me that will make me figure out how to sound like a human person when applying for jobs

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Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12

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Sometimes it does feel weird talking about NSFW bans because you either see it discussed in the sense of "NSFW bans are bad because the systems just randomly shoot innocent queer people!" or "The NSFW was bad (supposedly) but all the weirdos who jacked off to porn went away so things are nicer now" and its like

man that's great meanwhile I don't think Mastercard should decide if I pay someone to draw Cynthia from Pokemon being brainwashed or not.

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This video has permanently changed my vocabulary so I need you all to see it

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!! oh my god

thank you for your service

have you ever seen someone do a cover of one of these second beat songs? id love to hear someone singing some these as if theyre sensical lol

I haven't, but I did seriously consider doing one myself back when I went to online filk circles more regularly! like, I thought about raising my hand in a zoom meeting, trying to explain the concept, and then singing one of these songs...but I never ended up doing it. some of them are definitely singable tho!

like the actual secret here is that I make these songs for myself because I think it's fun, and when "Me Home, Tree Road" comes up on shuffle on my phone or ipod, you'd better believe that I'm singing along to it

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Susan Kare, the Artist who designed many of the fonts, icons, and images for Apple, NeXT, Microsoft, and IBM, 1980′s

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he's definitely one of my favorite Toms

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For those curious:

Our lowest 3 smash are

2.4 for the Elon Musk poll

2.7 for the charles III

4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres

Our highest 3 smash are

95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll

93 for the Appalachian Moutains

92 for the type 30 rotary phone

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you know what really gets my goat?

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June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

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"Quick!" with every second beat removed